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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,887
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Cool A Beer before it starts

    Started by Kev Y., 23rd October 2005 09:23 PM
    asse, beer, bring, brought, chair, clean, cook, day, expect, fat, favorite, finished, flop, gonna, home, husband, iron, looked, puzzled, quick, realize, run, sat, sighed, slave, start, started, starts, wash, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,716
    Kev Y.
    23rd October 2005, 09:23 PM Go to last post

  2. Herb and Vic

    Started by Iain, 23rd October 2005 08:57 AM
    90s, alarmed, awake, bad, batsman, bit, cricket, enquired, everyday, fell, heaven, herb, herbs, hospital, lives, lot, mates, news, passionate, play, playing, rains, snows, tuesday, vic, visit, voice, warm, weather, world
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,532
    Iain
    23rd October 2005, 08:57 AM Go to last post

  3. What tools are for.

    Started by Groggy, 23rd October 2005 01:06 AM
    1/2, air, battery, bolt, brake, drill, energy, floor, front, ground, hacksaw, hand, handy, heads, holes, hose, hydraulic, jack, light, mechanics, metal, motorcycle, phillips, round, screwdriver, takes, tool, tools, transforms, vitamin
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,462
    Groggy
    23rd October 2005, 01:06 AM Go to last post

  4. The Snake!

    Started by Driver, 21st October 2005 10:25 PM
    accident, accidents, agent, ago, bad, bastard, bit, bloke, coupla, don’t, fella, happen, hard, insurance, interviewed, mate, nah, penis, policy-, purpose, snake, tiger, wasn’t, you’ve
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 2,326
    Driver
    22nd October 2005, 08:13 PM Go to last post

  5. Behind every great man

    Started by Daddles, 22nd October 2005 12:11 AM
    great, man, richard, whatd, woman
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,249
    Gingermick
    22nd October 2005, 09:05 AM Go to last post

  6. Talking Fair Play

    Started by Tikki, 21st October 2005 08:02 PM
    arrived, bad, bliss, carpets, cleaned, clueless, curtain, day, days, decided, explain, fair, girl, hollow, husband, kitchen, left, move, play, prawn, removalists, resulting, rods, shells, slowly, smelled, started, steam, surely, wife
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,523
    Gingermick
    22nd October 2005, 08:48 AM Go to last post

  7. The farmer's son.

    Started by Driver, 21st October 2005 10:27 PM
    admission, beard, can’t, count?”, dad, don’t, famous, farmer, home, intellectual, land, lot, message, mum, photo, proud, rebel, received, reply, school, schooling, son, spell”, terse, twelve, universities, university, written, “how, “what
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,324
    ozwinner
    21st October 2005, 10:31 PM Go to last post

  8. I found a New Job

    Started by Gra, 21st October 2005 10:19 PM
    company, covered, found, health, job, plan, rsi
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,596
    Gra
    21st October 2005, 10:30 PM Go to last post

  9. Travel Advice

    Started by doublejay, 21st October 2005 12:18 AM
    advice, barman, conversation, drinker, driving, dublin, irish, pub, quickest, thatd, travel, walking
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,396
    Iain
    21st October 2005, 07:51 PM Go to last post

  10. Important Message For The Pope

    Started by DPB, 20th October 2005 03:48 PM
    1981, 2005, ashes, australia, champions, charles, crown, crowned, decides, died, europe, european, future, important, liverpool, lost, married, message, pope, prince, re-marry, warn, wins
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,760
    Wongo
    21st October 2005, 02:16 PM Go to last post

  11. Getting Old?

    Started by Daddles, 21st October 2005 10:30 AM
    =======, ========, =========, body, class, decided, easter, eggs, elderly, feel, fill, grow, half, hide, laughing, memorys, news, preacher, prone, purpose, remember, replied, senility, sharp, start, stop, undertaker, visit, wal-mart, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 990
    Daddles
    21st October 2005, 10:30 AM Go to last post

  12. Ronnie Barker R.I.P.

    Started by normell, 17th October 2005 02:22 PM
    ball, barker, barse, bbc, betty, bucking, called, day, dropping, fetty, fodmother, gairy, glipper, hince, hinge, isters, lifted, lived, mary, ollocks, prandsome, rindercella, rindercellas, rip, ronnie, slass, suddenly, sugly, swallocks, tripping
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 4,240
    doug the slug
    20th October 2005, 10:50 PM Go to last post

  13. Don't do it....

    Started by bennylaird, 19th October 2005 10:33 AM
    bar, beer, blankets, caps, chicken, damn, delicious, dirty, dishes, doeuvres, fricking, frozen, honey, hors, husband, love, married, mug, mushroom, oven, pigs, poochie, pooh, pork, strips, sweet, weeks, wife, wings, words
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,522
    doug the slug
    20th October 2005, 10:32 PM Go to last post

  14. Woo Woo Woo

    Started by bennylaird, 19th October 2005 08:27 AM
    answer, answering, bigger, cave, clothes, found, headline, heard, hollered, huge, indian, indians, irishman, looked, naked, ran, read, red, run, size, spied, thinking, tore, train, woo, woods, wooooo, wooooo”, you’ll, “wooooo
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,252
    bennylaird
    19th October 2005, 08:27 AM Go to last post

  15. Windows

    Started by bennylaird, 19th October 2005 08:20 AM
    argument, automatically, boy, call, complaining, contractor, diary, doesn’t, double-pane, energy-efficient, expensive, fast, guess, guy, heard, house, hung, installed, line, pay, proceeded, replaced, sales, silence, stupid, talking, told, week, windows, won
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,388
    bennylaird
    19th October 2005, 08:20 AM Go to last post

  16. Unhappy Why I fired my secretary!!!!!!!!

    Started by stephenmeddings, 18th October 2005 11:44 AM
    apartment, beautiful, bedroom, birthday, boss, breakfast, cake, carrying, day, dozens, enjoyed, fired, friends, guess, happy, huge, jane, kids, lunch, martinis, meal, mind, morning, office, private, responded, secretary, table, tremendously, wife
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,996
    JDarvall
    18th October 2005, 11:32 PM Go to last post

  17. Talking Charity

    Started by stephenmeddings, 18th October 2005 12:03 PM
    apology, army, beaten, begins, blind, charity, children, completely, confined, cut, disabled, huge, humiliated, idea, lawyer, money, mortgage, research, salvation, sisters, stammer, stricken, support, thirdly, tutors, unable, veteran, volunteer, wheelchair, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,539
    stephenmeddings
    18th October 2005, 12:03 PM Go to last post

  18. Talking Test Yourself : Are you a Neanderthal?

    Started by Kev Y., 17th October 2005 02:12 AM
    0-20, behavior, bridges, build, butch, career, crawling, duke, feel, free, head, inch, lower, means, neanderthal, nickname, occasionally, overcoat, primitive, pure, scoring, spells, strain, sweaters, test, upper, vertebrae, virtually, wearing, world
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 2,241
    Kev Y.
    17th October 2005, 08:07 PM Go to last post

  19. Another Blonde Joke

    Started by normell, 17th October 2005 02:24 PM
    blonde, brow, called, city, department, dig, digger, effort, fill, follow, furiously, girl, girls, hole, impressed, joke, moved, odd, partner, plants, public, putting, sick, sighed, street, suppose, team, three-person, trees, wiped
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,192
    normell
    17th October 2005, 02:24 PM Go to last post

  20. Talking stupid people stories

    Started by Kev Y., 17th October 2005 01:20 AM
    actual, amount, boss, call, card, computers, credit, day, deer, employees, excited, explained, idiots, lab, local, neighbor, office, partner, people, police, receipt, shortest, signature, signed, stories, stupid, suspect, taco, time, visibly
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 3,166
    Daddles
    17th October 2005, 11:02 AM Go to last post

  21. An organization that makes men fear marriage

    Started by Kev Y., 17th October 2005 01:22 AM
    adopting, americans, anonymous, bachelors, british, club, curlers, england, fear, hair, hate, highly, makes, marriage, marry, men, mens, mother-in-law, mud, nightgown, organization, pack, provided, send, successful, treat, unique
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,902
    Ashore
    17th October 2005, 01:49 AM Go to last post

  22. The Engineers view of women

    Started by Ashore, 17th October 2005 01:43 AM
    engineer, engineers, explained, view, women
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,332
    Ashore
    17th October 2005, 01:43 AM Go to last post

  23. There on to us...

    Started by Gra, 15th October 2005 09:39 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,032
    Gra
    15th October 2005, 09:39 PM Go to last post

  24. Contiki Tour

    Started by Grunt, 14th October 2005 09:29 PM
    afternoon, beautiful, bistro, blackett, blacktown, chance, contiki, day, dinner, druitt, explore, free, hotels, included, lakemba, leisure, lunch, night, nights, picturesque, riot, rsl, shoot-up, song, start, store, suburb, tonight, tour, western
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,554
    Kev Y.
    15th October 2005, 09:44 AM Go to last post

  25. Pretentious Nursery Rhymes.

    Started by Dendot, 7th October 2005 10:01 PM
    abode, boar, buy, corpulent, employ, fat, hard, hawkers, hog, home, hue, indulge, inured, jiggetty-jig, joggetty-jog, lamb, market, mary, method, native, nursery, peace, pig, porkers, preference, pretentious, pursue, retreat, rhymes, road
    • Replies: 11
    • Views: 2,903
    biotechy2k
    14th October 2005, 10:07 PM Go to last post

  26. Lost in translation.

    Started by AlexS, 14th October 2005 12:44 PM
    angrily, arrived, audi, breaking, busy, call, car, checkpoint, englishmen, fiat, guys, idiot, illegal, intelligence, law, lost, means, murphy, officer, paddy, people, quattro, replies, responds, speak, stops, supervisor, tells, translation, uno
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,373
    AlexS
    14th October 2005, 12:44 PM Go to last post

  27. New Virus

    Started by Gra, 12th October 2005 10:15 PM
    1948, advanced, affect, appears, attach, attachment, blank, born, c-nile, called, care, e-mail, finished, forget, hit, norton, pass, person, programs, reliable, send, source, symptoms, virus, warned, warnings, wrong
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 2,124
    rick_rine
    14th October 2005, 12:01 AM Go to last post

  28. Post The Drunk

    Started by Bluegum, 13th October 2005 03:01 PM
    bar, biggest, biker, bikers, boy, buddies, corner, drink, drop, drunk, drunken, eyes, grandma, grandmas, grandpa, hat, home, house, leans, mad, month, shoulders, sits, sitting, square, stands, starting, table, takes, time
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,426
    Bluegum
    13th October 2005, 03:01 PM Go to last post

  29. Eek!

    Started by Christopha, 13th October 2005 02:45 PM
    comfort, doctor, eek, fleeing, frightening, hall, heard, hospital, matter, nurse, operation, simple, talking, worry
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,096
    Christopha
    13th October 2005, 02:45 PM Go to last post

  30. :)

    Started by Christopha, 13th October 2005 02:39 PM
    church, churchs, defend, deny, emphatically, evening, explain, feared, front, george, gossip, home, house, left, maintain, mildreds, mistake, moment, monitor, night, parked, peoples, quietly, self-appointed, silence, stared, told, ute, walked, words
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,152
    Christopha
    13th October 2005, 02:39 PM Go to last post

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