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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,886
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. My best friend told my wife he had seen me neckid on the internet!

    Started by barrysumpter, 21st January 2006 06:42 AM
    bad, call, claiming, d.ck, deck, diiiaaaak, draw, friend, huge, internet, joke, leave, looked, neckid, office, phone, photo, pronouciation, ran, red, removed, repeated, rest, shower, southen, spell, spent, told, wife, window
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 2,170
    Caliban
    21st January 2006, 09:44 PM Go to last post

  2. Not wishing to be a spelling Nazi or anything but ...

    Started by Daddles, 19th January 2006 11:29 AM
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    description, error, forum, mention, nazi, reckon, richard, rolleyes, spelling, wishing
    • Replies: 54
    • Views: 5,612
    Auld Bassoon
    20th January 2006, 05:53 PM Go to last post

  3. Water

    Started by Baz, 18th January 2006 05:39 PM
    1kilo, absorbed, alcohol, bacteria, bad, boiling, coli, communicate, day, distillation, drink, drinking, duty, escherichia, fermenting, filtering, found, free, health, litre, people, process, proven, risk, s#@t, scientifically, stop, talk, unhealthy, water
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 1,939
    CameronPotter
    19th January 2006, 02:12 PM Go to last post

  4. We're none of us getting any younger, y'know....

    Started by Driver, 18th January 2006 09:09 PM
    arthritis, banana, breath, catching, couple, cream, crushed, flower, ice, kindly, kitchen, night, nuts, ooo--, painfully, parlor, pulled, replied, restaurant, rose, shuffled, slowly, split, stool, thorns, waitress, what’s, yelled, yknow, younger
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,580
    arose62
    19th January 2006, 10:12 AM Go to last post

  5. For the Poms...

    Started by TK1, 19th January 2006 09:31 AM
    american, beer, belgian, british, car, curry, driving, foreign, furniture, german, grabbing, home, indian, irish, japanese, kebab, poms, pub, sit, suspicion, swedish, travelling, turkish, watch
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,287
    Termite
    19th January 2006, 10:11 AM Go to last post

  6. Notes From A Thoughtful Husband

    Started by Jack Plane, 19th January 2006 09:57 AM
    aging, cold, difficult, dinner, eating, extra, finished, freshly, glass, half, home, hour, hurt, husband, julie, lunch, notes, oversensitive, rest, ron, sit, suddenly, table, tact, thoughtful, time, wife, women, worse, yell
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,474
    Jack Plane
    19th January 2006, 09:57 AM Go to last post

  7. Smile A prayer answered

    Started by Breslauer, 19th January 2006 06:40 AM
    answered, appeared, driving, found, heaven, irish, life, looked, lord, mass, meeting, mind, miraculously, paddy, parking, pity, prayer, rest, street, sunday, sweat, whiskey
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,192
    Breslauer
    19th January 2006, 06:40 AM Go to last post

  8. Virgin

    Started by aiwoz, 17th January 2006 06:03 PM
    agony, art, beautiful, blouse, breasts, crate.;, doc, drops, falls, girl, ground, guy, honeymoon, hotel, immediately, marries, mentions, neat, nite, pants, reveal, rips, sided, splint, straight, taped, touched, untouched, virgin, week
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 2,108
    Skew ChiDAMN!!
    19th January 2006, 12:33 AM Go to last post

  9. Things to ponder

    Started by Grunt, 18th January 2006 09:12 PM
    animal, anti-pasta, apes, bread, cross, day, deer, earth, eat, endangered, feel, fish, forest, hungry, intoxicated, machines, monkeys, pasta, pay, people, ponder, power, road, silent, sophisticated, tequila, things, underestimate, women, yellow
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,831
    Grunt
    18th January 2006, 09:12 PM Go to last post

  10. Poem's

    Started by Baz, 18th January 2006 05:45 PM
    answer, boat, boobs, call, danp, deaf-mute, door, female, fishing, friend, handsome, huge, liquor, listen, love, makes, male, mind, nymphomaniac, owns, poem, rhyme, s#@t, smart, speaks, store, strong, wait, weeks, wholl
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,096
    Baz
    18th January 2006, 05:45 PM Go to last post

  11. 2 blondes

    Started by AlexS, 13th January 2006 09:21 PM
    3-piece, 5th, bad, blonde, blondes, brunette, build, butt, closed, dandruff, doors, elevator, floor, head, nice, noticed, perfect, replied, shoulders, suit
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,513
    scooter
    18th January 2006, 12:00 AM Go to last post

  12. Where else would you hear this?

    Started by Groggy, 10th January 2006 04:36 PM
    $10, $190-ish, $99, 1/3, borg, btw, cheaper, customer, feet, groggy, hear, helper, hoppers, left, metabo, missed, night, pants, peeing, purchased, range, sander;, sanders, sheet, specials, start, table, units, visit, warranty
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,703
    rrich
    17th January 2006, 04:08 PM Go to last post

  13. The eBay anthem

    Started by doublejay, 17th January 2006 01:24 PM
    anthem, ebay, funnier, true
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,213
    doublejay
    17th January 2006, 01:24 PM Go to last post

  14. Never say this

    Started by echnidna, 15th January 2006 10:21 PM
    3.5, beautiful, bike, birthday, bra, call, dear, defrost, deodorant, died, fake, garage, glad, hate, hows, kid, lady, love, miracle, naked, nightmare, phew, pruny, sex, sheep, sisters, strong, ten, time, truck
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,227
    echnidna
    15th January 2006, 10:21 PM Go to last post

  15. If You're Over Fifty - This Will Make You Laugh!

    Started by DPB, 14th January 2006 11:32 PM
    fifty, http://tinyurl.com/btn4x, laugh, make
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,405
    ernknot
    15th January 2006, 09:46 PM Go to last post

  16. Mother nature did the woodwork.

    Started by bennylaird, 12th January 2006 08:11 AM
    art, finish, mother, nature, woodwork
    • Replies: 14
    • Views: 1,767
    oges
    15th January 2006, 03:07 PM Go to last post

  17. Recycling?????

    Started by Iain, 15th January 2006 06:35 AM
    recycling, rolleyes
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,293
    Iain
    15th January 2006, 06:35 AM Go to last post

  18. Eight Words with two Meanings

    Started by Baz, 14th January 2006 07:39 PM
    beer, bonding, book, call, changing, channel, channels, concert, control, device, drinking, embarrassing, entertainment, female, flach-u-lens, flatulence, indigestion, kon-trohl, love, male, may-king, meanings, minutes, play, product, ri-moht, scanning, self-expression, source, words
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,367
    Iain
    15th January 2006, 06:33 AM Go to last post

  19. The advantage of old age

    Started by Breslauer, 13th January 2006 07:42 AM
    advantage, age, ago, beans, bones, bring, catches, close, cuddles, deal, farts, figures, fool, furious, heading, hop, hour, leopard, mess, monkey, moral, poodle, protection, running, speed, spills, story, strikes, trade, treachery
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 2,103
    Razor
    13th January 2006, 10:59 PM Go to last post

  20. The honest wife

    Started by Breslauer, 13th January 2006 08:14 AM
    belt, car, control, cruise, detector, drinking, driver, fine, honest, husband, license, love, maam, mouth, officer, pocket, police, pulled, radar, seat, shut, sir, talk, ticket, wife, woman, writing, yeah
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,692
    Breslauer
    13th January 2006, 08:14 AM Go to last post

  21. Words tthat are hard to say when you are tipsy

    Started by Breslauer, 13th January 2006 08:01 AM
    absolutely, attempt, british, co-ordination, constitution, dance, difficult, disorder, drunk, fighting, fool, hard, hate, hear, home, impossible, innovative, morning, nearest, passive-aggressive, preliminary, refuse, sing, street, tipsy, toilet, transubstantiate, tthat, vomit, words
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,282
    Breslauer
    13th January 2006, 08:01 AM Go to last post

  22. Dominating women

    Started by Breslauer, 13th January 2006 07:56 AM
    100, ashamed, created, dies, dominated, dominating, earth, god, heaven, image, learn, line, lines, looked, mad, manage, mates, miles, peter, proud, replied, son, sons, stand, stood, time, told, wife, women
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,341
    Breslauer
    13th January 2006, 07:56 AM Go to last post

  23. 10 WORDS (G rated) THAT DON’T EXIST, BUT SHOULD:

    Started by Neo, 11th January 2006 04:15 PM
    act, ay’, badly, diners, don’t, exist, fancy, frust, ground, gyu, lactomangulation, lak’, lay’, manhandling, milk, pepper, phone, purpose, rated, resort, restaurant, rug, shun, sole, spout, sweep, waiter, walking, words, ‘illegal’
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 2,372
    Skew ChiDAMN!!
    12th January 2006, 11:38 PM Go to last post

  24. Two nuns

    Started by Neo, 11th January 2006 12:41 PM
    arrives, convent, dark, dear, fast, faster, follow, god, habit, half, happened, lifted, logical, mathematical, minutes, nun, nuns, pants, past, pulled, rape, rate, reach, reached, run, sister, started, thirty-eight, walk, worried
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,766
    redwood
    12th January 2006, 07:43 PM Go to last post

  25. Satans Visit

    Started by Neo, 11th January 2006 01:51 PM
    afraid, afraid?”, ain’t.”, aren’t, calmly, church, doubt, front, kill, married, me?”, perturbed, realise, replied, returned, satan, satans, sister, started, tone, visit, word?”, years.”, “been, “did, “don’t, “nope, “nope.”, “well
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,148
    Neo
    11th January 2006, 01:51 PM Go to last post

  26. That's different.....

    Started by Breslauer, 11th January 2006 11:26 AM
    absolutely, bad, bed, cyanide, drug, explained, eyes, happen, husband, jail, kill, kinds, lady, law, looked, pharmacist, pharmacists, picture, poison, prescription, pulled, purse, reached, replied, store, tells, throw, walks, wife, world
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,564
    Breslauer
    11th January 2006, 11:26 AM Go to last post

  27. Anyone out there who you don't like???

    Started by Iain, 9th January 2006 02:00 PM
    people, send
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,135
    RETIRED
    9th January 2006, 08:35 PM Go to last post

  28. Underwear

    Started by oges, 8th January 2006 04:25 PM
    rolleyes, underwear
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,292
    oges
    8th January 2006, 04:25 PM Go to last post

  29. air force 1

    Started by ryanarcher, 5th January 2006 05:36 AM
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    1 2
    $10.00, 256, air, bill, bills, cheney, chuckles, co-pilot, defense, dick, donald, eyes, flying, force, happy, hell, hundred, million, one-hundred, people, pilot, president, rolls, rumsfeld, secretary, shots, throw, vice, window
    • Replies: 19
    • Views: 3,579
    vsquizz
    8th January 2006, 01:06 AM Go to last post

  30. The half-wit

    Started by Groggy, 5th January 2006 12:05 PM
    $10, $500, apprentice, beer, buy, day, determined, finisher, friday, guy, half-wit, halfwit, hours, interview, makes, months, owner, pay, paying, proper, rep, replied, shop, talk, to;, tom, union, wages, week, woodworking
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,816
    doug the slug
    6th January 2006, 12:08 AM Go to last post

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