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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
    57 Pages
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    • Replies: 851
    • Views: 51,776
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post
  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
    100 Pages
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 100
    • Replies: 1,495
    • Views: 86,367
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post
  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
    90 Pages
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 90
    • Replies: 1,338
    • Views: 124,944
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post
  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages
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    • Replies: 1,521
    • Views: 239,047
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post
  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,886
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post
  1. Five Surgeons

    Started by graemet, 1st March 2006 09:34 PM
    accountants, ars, brains, discussing, easiest, fourth, guts;, guys, head, heart, inside, interchangeable, job, left, librarians, numbered, observed, operate, operating, patients, politicians, responds, spine, surgeon, surgeons, table, takes, understand, wrong, yeah
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,457
    1st March 2006, 09:34 PM Go to last post
  2. The News from Scotland

    Started by Driver, 1st March 2006 07:52 PM
    agnes, angus, black, breathing, button”, crash, cries, door, eye, front, goad”, halt, happened, heavily, kitchen, loud, mclaren, news, no’, raised, scotland, sew, sound, voices, wailing, weeping, yer, ye’ll, “mah, “whitever
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,443
    1st March 2006, 07:52 PM Go to last post
  3. Triplets

    Started by Baz, 1st March 2006 07:05 PM
    ago, babies, bank, boy, bullet, daughter, dog, explained, happened, healthy, luckily, mother, mum, playing, ran, replied, robber, shot, son, stomach, taking, tears, times, tinkle, told, triplets, walked, week, worry, wrong
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,151
    1st March 2006, 07:05 PM Go to last post
  4. Just a wee bit....

    Started by Baz, 1st March 2006 07:03 PM
    baby, beauty, bit, cross-eyed, date, daughter, day, explained, farmer, father-in-law, girl, happen, human, imagine, marry, met, mission, nodded, parents, pathetic, perfect, pregnant, replied, rushed, shes, suggested, wee, weeeee, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,442
    1st March 2006, 07:03 PM Go to last post
  5. New Survivor Series

    Started by RufflyRustic, 24th February 2006 03:23 PM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    appointment, asleep, birth, care, child, children, childs, clean, clothes, day, doctors, father, favorite, food, island, kids, leave, length, money, play, required, series, size, song, spend, survivor, time, wear, weeks, weight
    • Replies: 18
    • Views: 2,952
    1st March 2006, 12:51 PM Go to last post
  6. Cool gettin lucky

    Started by Kev Y., 28th February 2006 11:16 AM
    changed, date, gettin, hot, luck, lucky
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,292
    1st March 2006, 08:21 AM Go to last post
  7. Talking Husband Store

    Started by Cliff Rogers, 28th February 2006 01:53 PM
    choose, day, door, exclaims, extremely, flight, floor, heads, housework, husband, impossible, jobs, kids, love, mart, nice, proof, reads, romantic, shopping, sign, sixth, solely, store, streak, strong, tempting, woman, women, wow
    • Replies: 14
    • Views: 2,644
    28th February 2006, 09:24 PM Go to last post
  8. Rubber

    Started by Baz, 28th February 2006 08:39 PM
    arrives, blind, bus, children, crazy, decide, driving, fit, hell, husband, irritated, joins, kids, minutes, overloaded, piece, replies, riding, rubber, shut, sidewalk, sound, stick, stop, taps, ticking, waiting, walk, wife, wouldve
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,519
    28th February 2006, 08:39 PM Go to last post
  9. Miss Beatrice, the church organist.

    Started by Cliff Rogers, 28th February 2006 03:23 PM
    ago, beatrice, bowl, church, directions, disease, flu, found, ground, invited, miss, months, organ, organist, package, park, pastor, prevent, quaint, replied, resist, returned, sitting, spread, tea, walking, water, wet, winter, wonderful
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,405
    28th February 2006, 05:21 PM Go to last post
  10. How to Recruit the Right Person for the Job

    Started by oges, 15th February 2006 08:49 AM
    brick, bricks, bricks;, broken, combinations, congratulate, day;, human, idle;, job, left, management, marketing, moved;, operations, other;, person, pieces;, planning, recruit, resources, security, senior, single, sitting, sleeping;, staring, strategic, talking, window;
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,997
    28th February 2006, 04:16 PM Go to last post
  11. At work...

    Started by DanP, 14th February 2006 09:57 AM
    bloke, booked, day, overloading, vehicle, work
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 2,017
    28th February 2006, 01:58 PM Go to last post
  12. Red face I'd Love To Be Eight Again

    Started by Kev Y., 26th February 2006 07:50 PM
    adventure, bed, birthday, coke, collapsed, dog, drink, epic, exhausted, fabulous, favourite, finally, home, hot, husband, leaned, listening, lolly, love, m&ms, moral, park, popcorn, precious, story, theme, wars, wife, wobbled, wrong
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,388
    28th February 2006, 10:38 AM Go to last post
  13. Ever wondered what forum members sound like?

    Started by silentC, 24th February 2006 04:22 PM
    afternoon, amused, amusing, annoying, boy, cutting, download, easily, forum, fun, giving, hours, life, members, minded, nerd, pasting, peoples, posts, read, simple, singing, sound, talkany.exe, voice, wondered
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,791
    28th February 2006, 09:37 AM Go to last post
  14. marriage counselor

    Started by Phil Spencer, 24th February 2006 04:03 PM
    counselor, daze, desk, drop, embraces, finally, fridays, golf, husband, kisses, listing, marriage, married, moment, mondays, passionately, play, quietly, replies, shuts, sits, times, tirade, wednesdays, week, wife, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,252
    24th February 2006, 04:03 PM Go to last post
  15. Wooden House Boat.

    Started by Cliff Rogers, 23rd February 2006 10:47 PM
    boat, forum, house, posting, purists, set, wooden
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 2,721
    24th February 2006, 01:04 PM Go to last post
  16. Unhappy Not my lucky day

    Started by Kev Y., 23rd February 2006 10:07 PM
    bar, bartender, couple, day, days, drink, drinks, explained, fight, guy, lucky, matter, night, talking, wife, worried, yeah
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,405
    23rd February 2006, 10:07 PM Go to last post
  17. Life

    Started by Baz, 21st February 2006 08:35 PM
    agreed, balls, box, children, class, coffee, continued, cups, empty, friend, golf, hand, house, jar, job, life, matter, mayonnaise, pebbles, picked, play, poured, professor, raised, rest, sand, spend, students, stuff, time
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,890
    23rd February 2006, 06:11 PM Go to last post
  18. Wink Be warned

    Started by Daddles, 23rd February 2006 08:58 AM
    anticipation, bad, bed, cuddled, day, discovered, dog, dressed, fishing, garage, grabbed, hook, house, husband, johns, lunch, mixed, morning, quietly, replied, saturday, sleepily, slipped, stupid, terrible, undressed, warned, weather, whispered, wifes
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,176
    23rd February 2006, 08:58 AM Go to last post
  19. One for Zed

    Started by doug the slug, 23rd February 2006 12:53 AM
    ape, apes, approaches, attack, attacked, attempt, banana, beating, cage, climb, cold, enthusiasm, idea, makes, newcomer, original, participating, permitted, previous, punishment, remove, replace, replaced, replacing, sprayed, stairs, start, takes, water, zed
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,438
    23rd February 2006, 12:53 AM Go to last post
  20. Wink Children

    Started by Gino, 21st September 2002 09:01 PM
    3-year, answered, baby, bitch, boy, chicken, child, children, class, day, dress, drink, farmer, growing, heidi, homework, katelyn, math, minutes, mommy, mother, paramedic, replied, sky, son, story, taught, teacher, teaching, water
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 2,836
    21st February 2006, 11:39 PM Go to last post
  21. Now dodnt do this guys

    Started by ele__13, 19th February 2006 02:49 PM
    bad, batteries, body, burst, button, cat, directions, dodnt, gracie, guys, hand, hurt, left, nipples, note, one-second, position, pretty, prongs, pushed, reading, recliner, sat, shock, taser, testicles, thigh, thinking, triple-a, wife
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,820
    21st February 2006, 04:34 PM Go to last post
  22. Silent and Odourless

    Started by Five Thumbs, 18th February 2006 10:49 PM
    brewery, chiffonier, dear, difficulties, embarrassing, eyebrows, farting, farts, fat, fixed, fox-hounds, habit, hearing, horse, lady, lot, lpp-s, mainwaring, noise, odourless, penelope, raises, sends, silent, sinuses, socially, start, tablets, week, whimpering
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,464
    20th February 2006, 12:28 PM Go to last post
  23. Footys here soon

    Started by Tonyz, 18th February 2006 09:36 PM
    $20, bad, bag, bags, beds, bushes, clipper, cop, fans, flower, football, footys, game, hedge, hey, idea, lady, laughs, lot, luck, parking, pay, pee, stadium, stand, sticks, thingie, time, tonto, yard
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,176
    18th February 2006, 09:36 PM Go to last post
  24. RAN Retirement Bonus

    Started by bennylaird, 17th February 2006 10:09 AM
    accepted, arrived, bonus, calmly, cheques, chief, decided, exclaimed, explaining, g~d, insisted, measured, medical, nice, officer, officers, pension, previous, ran, received, reconsider, replied, retirement, tape, testicles, tip, toes, vietnam, walked, weenie
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,505
    17th February 2006, 07:30 PM Go to last post
  25. Talking prayer

    Started by ss_11000, 17th February 2006 04:31 PM
    20%, accept, amend, bad, bite, bodies, careful, change, confused, cos, day, extend, finger, fridays, frown, hide, kill, middle, muscles, people, piss, pissed, prayer, read, remember, takes, thursday, wednessday, wen, wisdom
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,173
    17th February 2006, 04:31 PM Go to last post
  26. Tragedy

    Started by bennylaird, 17th February 2006 08:00 AM
    accident, air, blown, boy, call, carrying, children, discussion, exclaimed, finally, fire, force, friendly, hand, howard, loss, minister, missile, prime, quiet, raised, school, searched, silent, smithereens, struck, tragedy, voice, volunteered, ___king
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,388
    17th February 2006, 04:14 PM Go to last post
  27. INNER PEACE (been around before)

    Started by Cliff Rogers, 16th February 2006 09:58 PM
    achieve, article, bacardi, baileys, bloody, bottle, box, breezers, cheesecake, chocolates, daniels, feel, finally, finished, found, house, idea, jack, leaving, morning, passing, peace, prozac, read, red, round, started, valium, white, wine
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 2,216
    17th February 2006, 10:28 AM Go to last post
  28. Woodwork History - chips and fries Ch 1

    Started by keith53, 6th February 2006 10:53 PM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    accidentally, add, australia, broad-bladed, bumped, calling, cauldron, chips, chop, cutlasses, fat, flats, french, fries, fry, generous, helping, history, home, innovative, issued, locals, northern, pass, potatoes, process, salt, slivers, time, woodwork
    • Replies: 26
    • Views: 3,773
    16th February 2006, 11:47 PM Go to last post
  29. A little girl's valentine

    Started by Baz, 14th February 2006 04:36 PM
    anymore, bin, bit, blow, crap, day, father, fathers, girl, god, heard, heart, hed, jewish, laden, looked, lot, love, loved, mad, marines, melissa, newfound, osama, pride, start, swelled, valentine, valentines, wonderful
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,294
    15th February 2006, 10:55 AM Go to last post
  30. Moved: Lazy?

    Started by DanP, 5th September 2006 11:56 AM
    lazy
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