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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
    100 Pages •
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
    90 Pages •
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,885
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Married One-Liners

    Started by Carry Pine, 7th June 2006 06:04 PM
    anonymous, bad, classifieds, day, enemy, fridays, henry, hundred, husband, inserted, kinison, left, letters, luck, marriage, married, mine, murray, nash, oneliners, patrick, received, sam, terrorism, tuesdays, wife, wives, worry, wrong, youngman
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,655
    scooter
    8th June 2006, 12:27 AM Go to last post

  2. Poll Poll: is this too rude for a t shirt

    Started by dadpad, 4th June 2006 09:33 PM
    2 Pages •
    1 2
    annual, apreciation, customer, day, friend, hardwood, lumber, rude, runs, sawmill, shirt, suitable, supply
    • Replies: 20
    • Views: 3,024
    ernknot
    7th June 2006, 08:11 AM Go to last post

  3. Well I laughed...

    Started by Andy Mac, 5th June 2006 10:21 AM
    age, apologies, cheersd, coffin, death, died, email, family, formatting, funny, fwded, hokey, laprise, larry, laughed, left, leg, marks, news, peacefully, person, pokey, sad, sadness, shut, started, traumatic, trouble, unnoticed, wrote
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,298
    Bluegum
    6th June 2006, 08:10 PM Go to last post

  4. The Irishman

    Started by Eddie Jones, 6th June 2006 12:30 PM
    blonde, castaway, closer, drop, eyes, fell, flask, forgotten, gods, gorgeous, hearing, irish, irishman, knees, looked, played, pocket, reaches, replied, sleeve, smoke, sobbed, speck, suit, takes, tears, tis, trembling, wet, whiskey
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,295
    Eddie Jones
    6th June 2006, 12:30 PM Go to last post

  5. Moved: Fairytales

    Started by Phil Spencer, 5th September 2006 11:56 AM
    fairytales
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    •  

  6. thoughts for the day

    Started by Ivor, 5th June 2006 11:57 AM
    bad, brakes, day, death, deeper, eagles, engines, film, half, hand, happened, horn, jet, laziness, memory, ocean, pays, people, percent, person, photographic, remember, repair, scared, soar, speak, sponges, sucked, thoughts, weasels
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,532
    Ivor
    5th June 2006, 11:57 AM Go to last post

  7. Use of the "F" word

    Started by keith53, 3rd June 2006 10:35 PM
    126, 1566, 1937, 1938, 1998, 2003, 4314, acceptable, amelia, ass, bill, ceiling, clinton, drum, earhart, elo, f#$k, f#$king, geez, hussein, mad, michelang, noah, pythagoras, roll, saddam, scattered, showers, sinking, word
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,934
    Kev Y.
    4th June 2006, 04:20 PM Go to last post

  8. Another Court Decision...

    Started by DanP, 2nd June 2006 06:58 PM
    2 Pages •
    1 2
    apparently, aunt, beat, beating, believes, boy, capable, child, club, court, cried, custody, decision, domestic, family, firmly, football, geelong, grandparents, granted, judge, learning, life, live, parents, recesses, remainder, ruling, temporary, violence
    • Replies: 19
    • Views: 3,814
    DanP
    4th June 2006, 11:22 AM Go to last post

  9. Typical CSM

    Started by fred.n, 31st May 2006 07:18 PM
    1955, 2130, action, bare, chest, chill, conversation, csm, forget, glancing, hope, lady, looked, lot, maam, major, matter-of-fact, quit, relax, replied, sergeant, serious, sex, taking, time, typical, voice, watch, wow, wrong
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,619
    Driver
    2nd June 2006, 10:01 PM Go to last post

  10. Moved: Wedding photo

    Started by Iain, 5th September 2006 11:56 AM
    photo, wedding
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    •  

  11. Arrow Baseball Quote

    Started by Rodgera, 1st June 2006 02:41 PM
    answered, ballpark, baseball, berras, call, called, cargo, center, dawned, eek, famous, figure, head, husband, immediately, moment, phone, replied, responded, ship, silence, til, told, ups, woman, yogi
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,200
    Rodgera
    1st June 2006, 02:41 PM Go to last post

  12. Moved: Drugs

    Started by Iain, 5th September 2006 11:56 AM
    drugs
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    •  

  13. Saved a fortune and did it myself......

    Started by Iain, 22nd May 2006 09:54 AM
    fortune, home, panelbeater, saved, tools
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 2,043
    KRH
    31st May 2006, 04:09 PM Go to last post

  14. Moved: Two Brothers

    Started by fred.n, 5th September 2006 11:56 AM
    brothers
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    •  

  15. A priest, a pentecostel priest and a rabbi

    Started by durwood, 29th May 2006 08:51 PM
    arm, bear, brimstone, brothers, casts, claimed, day, drip, fire, found, gentle, gods, holy, ivs, lamb, legs, monitors, oratory, pentecostel, preach, priest, quick, rabbi, read, running, sprinkle, week, wheelchair, woods, word
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,559
    Daddles
    29th May 2006, 10:50 PM Go to last post

  16. ouch

    Started by popawisky, 28th May 2006 12:17 AM
    bed, borne, cut, dragged, eye, fire, fury, gleam, hacksaw, hand, home, husband, husbands, nope, ouch, penis, picked, revenge, screamed, secured, set, shed, stop, strength, superhuman, terrified, time, vice, wife, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,229
    popawisky
    28th May 2006, 12:17 AM Go to last post

  17. A little behind

    Started by Christopha, 26th May 2006 10:24 PM
    7th, ahead, answered, appreciation, approached, bar, bartender, cream, drink, fell, golf, haemorrhoid, hard, hole, lady, laugh, laughed, laughing, playing, profession, replied, request, sales, salesman, sell, stool, tampons, thanked, understand, walked
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,247
    DanP
    27th May 2006, 10:15 AM Go to last post

  18. Butch The Rooster

    Started by Carry Pine, 25th May 2006 06:07 PM
    amazement, attention, awarded, beak, bell, bells, butch, coming, county, cover, entered, farmer, hed, job, john, johns, judges, paying, politician, populace, proud, pullet, pullets, ring, rooster, roosters, run, screwing, sneaking, walk
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 2,338
    Iain
    27th May 2006, 09:41 AM Go to last post

  19. Someone has finally admitted it

    Started by Gra, 26th May 2006 09:36 PM
    admitted, bad, finally, language, link, warning
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,219
    Gra
    26th May 2006, 09:36 PM Go to last post

  20. Touchie-feelie stuff

    Started by Wongo, 26th May 2006 05:08 PM
    kisses, nice, stuff, touchie-feelie, touchiefeelie, weekend
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,172
    RETIRED
    26th May 2006, 07:38 PM Go to last post

  21. Unhappy Pizza Coupon

    Started by Rodgera, 24th May 2006 05:22 PM
    coupon, dispatching, explain, handed, home, mad, mom, money, pick, pizza, replied, sister, son, ten-year-old, two-dollar
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,408
    Rodgera
    24th May 2006, 05:22 PM Go to last post

  22. Caring Women

    Started by Jack Plane, 24th May 2006 11:22 AM
    amazement, arms, beach.he, blanket, caring, ear, fellow, hug, kiss, legs, looked, past, poor, screwed, sitting, smiled, tide, walked, walking, whispered, woman, women
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,293
    Jack Plane
    24th May 2006, 11:22 AM Go to last post

  23. Real biscuit joint

    Started by Wongo, 23rd May 2006 10:47 PM
    biscuit, bit, cracker, dry, joint, real, wongo
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,491
    scooter
    23rd May 2006, 11:06 PM Go to last post

  24. Drivers Licence And Privacy Act

    Started by echnidna, 23rd May 2006 11:13 AM
    act, adelaide, aussie, box, canadian, check, city, click, country, drivers, english, enter, file, kiwi, leave, licence, license, marked, mine, note, picture, privacy, remove, removed, scary, screen, select, suggest, was;, website
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 4,515
    Auld Bassoon
    23rd May 2006, 07:41 PM Go to last post

  25. Look out!

    Started by Christopha, 21st May 2006 06:12 PM
    aides, al-gebra, axis, belong, code, common, coordinates, country, denominator, determined, fingers, gonzalez, greek, house, instruction, isosceles, math, medieval, names, philanderer, president, profound, refer, reporters, statement, toes, told, unknowns, weapons, white
    • Replies: 14
    • Views: 2,293
    Wongo
    23rd May 2006, 04:48 PM Go to last post

  26. the mortician

    Started by goat, 23rd May 2006 11:04 AM
    astonishment, attractive, black, blank, blue, charge, cheque, compensate, cost, difference, dressed, excellent, exquisite, grateful, grave, heads, honestly, husband, husbands, job, looked, maam, minded, mortician, nice, spend, suit, wearing, wife, yesterday
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,272
    rrich
    23rd May 2006, 04:32 PM Go to last post

  27. old but still funny

    Started by goat, 23rd May 2006 11:07 AM
    age, aged, arms, beamed, beat, bed, doorbell, eyebrow, funny, gentleman, husband, intently, leaned, legs, local, lonely, married, newspaper, raised, rang, read, run, saturday, scheduled, smile, smiled, snorted, time, wedding, widow
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,291
    goat
    23rd May 2006, 11:07 AM Go to last post

  28. A husband's Explanation

    Started by goat, 23rd May 2006 11:01 AM
    blouse, boutique, clothes, co-worker, dirty, door, explanation, grateful, holes, home, husband, husbands, jeans, lady, noticed, pair, pig, shower, showering, sir, sister, story, threw, tight, unfaithful, wait, walked, wear, wife, wore
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,338
    goat
    23rd May 2006, 11:01 AM Go to last post

  29. Smile Australia Gets Drunk, Wakes Up In North Atlantic

    Started by Rodgera, 21st May 2006 06:23 PM
    added, america, atlantic, aussies, australia, australian, australias, bloody, broke, caballos, cayetano, continent, cosgrove, day, drunk, football, friendly, hear, morning, north, northern, panama, paul, porter, questions, rules, stuck, time, u.s, wakes
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 2,188
    fred.n
    22nd May 2006, 11:33 PM Go to last post

  30. A mans life

    Started by Iain, 22nd May 2006 10:05 AM
    divorce, life, mans, marriage
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,292
    Iain
    22nd May 2006, 10:37 AM Go to last post

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