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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,885
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. My old car

    Started by Daddles, 14th July 2006 01:15 PM
    bits, bloke, bursts, car, counter, fall, hug, kid, mpg, richard, start, street, supacheap, tears
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,382
    journeyman Mick
    14th July 2006, 11:06 PM Go to last post

  2. Alabama Farmer

    Started by Baz, 14th July 2006 06:39 PM
    $25, $50, alabama, boy, brother, bull, charges, conceded, considered, dad, dad.its, daughter, door, farmer, fer, finally, helps, hog, howard, mae, message, mom, moment, pearly, pregnant, sir, talk, town, uncomfortably, yer
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,281
    Baz
    14th July 2006, 06:39 PM Go to last post

  3. No Gary No

    Started by Grunt, 13th July 2006 05:45 PM
    2mb, gary, video
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,457
    Slavo
    14th July 2006, 10:28 AM Go to last post

  4. Bubba

    Started by Baz, 12th July 2006 09:37 PM
    4-wheel, bobby, brand, bubba, buddy, clothes, day, drive, driving, fit, grin, happened, headed, jimmy, joe, main, middle, parked, pickup, pulled, road, smart, street, sue, threw, truck, walking, wide, woods, woulda
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,274
    Bluegum
    13th July 2006, 08:06 PM Go to last post

  5. A Frizzle

    Started by Christopha, 12th July 2006 12:40 PM
    answer, bar, bartender, beer, billion, bit, day, eighty-seven, frizzle, happening, heard, hunderd, identical, juice, lemon, lime, makes, mathematician, odds, orange, profession, splash, squeeze, theoretical, time, tonic, trillion, twelve, unison, walk
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,297
    Cliff Rogers
    12th July 2006, 01:41 PM Go to last post

  6. Careful Breeding

    Started by Jack Plane, 11th July 2006 04:52 PM
    advisors, apso, asset, awful, barks, blabador, bloodhound, breeding, breeds, bulldog, careful, chow, collie, dog, hound, incessantly, irish, labrador, lhasa, makes, malamute, mistakes, moot, newfound, pointer, retriever, spaniel, springer, terribull, terrier
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,655
    Jack Plane
    11th July 2006, 04:52 PM Go to last post

  7. Moved: Post Turtle

    Started by Grunt, 5th September 2006 11:56 AM
    post, turtle
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  8. nair

    Started by goat, 9th July 2006 10:46 AM
    arms, bicycle, cleaned, couple, days, deodorant, dog, drug, druggist, ears, fine, found, hair, hear, lady, legs, month, nair, neighbor, proceeded, remover, replies, replys, schnauzer, shave, stay, store, vet, veterinarian, week
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,412
    goat
    9th July 2006, 10:46 AM Go to last post

  9. BMW's

    Started by Eddie Jones, 7th July 2006 05:26 PM
    ####, accident, answers, bmw, breaks, day, embarrassed, farted, fine, greets, hoping, inadvertently, lady, leather, lovely, madam, madame, materialises, nervously, price, professionalism, salesman, sir, time, touching, uncomfortably, upholstery, vehicle, walks, wind
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,284
    Eddie Jones
    7th July 2006, 05:30 PM Go to last post

  10. golf

    Started by doug the slug, 5th July 2006 08:07 PM
    ago, announcing, association, bushes, club, complaint, decision, discussed, finally, golf, issue, management, met, nearby, permitted, private, received, trees, urinate, urinating, women, womens
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 2,395
    scooter
    6th July 2006, 09:35 PM Go to last post

  11. Marriage

    Started by Iain, 5th July 2006 09:35 AM
    ago, apartment, bed, blonde, car, cheap, crises, day, driving, holding, honey, hot, inch, living, marriage, married, mid-life, nice, night, reasonable, sleep, sleeping, sofa, solve, told, watched, white, wife, woman, women
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,470
    Iain
    5th July 2006, 01:30 PM Go to last post

  12. Ten fingers

    Started by Iain, 5th July 2006 09:33 AM
    2006, accidently, brink, cut, dem, dulut, fingers, finkers, fish, fock, hafe, hafent, incredible, ives, kinds, lord-its, microsurgery, nort, ole, pick, plant, suppose, techniques, ten, vas, vent, vhat, vhen, vhy, vorking
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,474
    ss_11000
    5th July 2006, 10:40 AM Go to last post

  13. The Dam.

    Started by Schtoo, 4th July 2006 03:24 PM
    act, activity, and/or, attention, bears, beavers, completed, contact, dam, dams, debris, department, devries, environmental, issued, legal, letter, natural, office, pay, pennsylvania, pond, protection, request, response, spring, stream, unable, unauthorized, wood
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 2,005
    ernknot
    5th July 2006, 06:38 AM Go to last post

  14. Sea Sick Humor

    Started by Phil Spencer, 3rd July 2006 08:16 PM
    anticipation, bag, beach, carried, couple, day, drugs, excitedly, girl, hitch, hopping, humor, husband, leave, lived, lot, met, noticed, ocean, people, plan, road, sea, selling, shes, sick, talk, walk, walked, wife
    • Replies: 14
    • Views: 2,320
    ss_11000
    4th July 2006, 10:41 AM Go to last post

  15. Moved: Cowboy Phrases That Brokeback Mountain Ruined

    Started by Cliff Rogers, 5th September 2006 11:56 AM
    brokeback, cowboy, mountain, phrases, ruined
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  16. tigger

    Started by goat, 30th June 2006 09:13 PM
    answers, ate, bodies, bottoms, dad, eyes, father, feeling, food, girl, left, lounge, moment, morning, paper, perturbed, poo, questions, reading, shocked, silence, stares, stuff, stunned, sunday, tigger, toilet, tummies, walks, watery
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,362
    scooter
    1st July 2006, 09:05 PM Go to last post

  17. Instructions for cleaning the toilet

    Started by Auld Bassoon, 29th June 2006 02:58 PM
    bathroom, carry, cat, clean, cleaning, close, dog, door, dry, front, home, instructions, lids, lift, movement, people, pick, power-wash, quickly, rinse, rocket, run, sincerely, smooth, soothe, sparkling, stand, streak, times, toilet
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 2,754
    DanP
    1st July 2006, 12:17 AM Go to last post

  18. where's my wife?

    Started by goat, 30th June 2006 09:21 PM
    attention, blonde, blue, breasts, coincidence, collide, desperate, eyes, guess, guy, guys, hair, matter, paying, pushing, shopping, short, shorts, store, tall, tank, top, trolleys, wearing, wife, yrs
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,726
    goat
    30th June 2006, 09:21 PM Go to last post

  19. Diving For Dummies

    Started by silentC, 30th June 2006 03:39 PM
    copy, diving, dummies, www.amazon.com.it
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,493
    keith53
    30th June 2006, 05:34 PM Go to last post

  20. dangerous situation, what would you do?

    Started by doug the slug, 30th June 2006 11:44 AM
    answer, car, childrens, constant, dangerous, driving, engine, fire, flying, front, ground, helicopter, highly, horse, left, level, merry-go-round, overtake, pink, pissed, safely, scenario, scroll, situation, size, speed, traveling, valley
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,784
    Stuart
    30th June 2006, 04:24 PM Go to last post

  21. World Cup

    Started by Eddie Jones, 30th June 2006 12:03 PM
    angrily, breaking, call, canta, car, cup, customs, driver, fiat, german, germans, guys, idiot, ina, italian, law, match, meansa, officer, people, quattro, replies, responds, soccer, speak, thereforea, uno, vant, world, zupervisor
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,449
    Eddie Jones
    30th June 2006, 12:03 PM Go to last post

  22. Moved: A glass of champagne (with orange?)

    Started by Iain, 5th September 2006 11:56 AM
    champagne, glass, orange
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  23. Puzzle

    Started by Iain, 29th June 2006 12:04 PM
    answer, awareness, car, childrens, constant, dangerous, driving, engine, fire, giant, ground, helicopter, highly, issed, left, level, merry-go-round, overtake, pig, puzzle, safely, scenario, scroll, situation, situational, size, solve, speed, travelling, valley
    • Replies: 14
    • Views: 2,386
    Wongo
    29th June 2006, 03:04 PM Go to last post

  24. Joke with a moral!

    Started by Wood Butcher, 27th June 2006 10:44 PM
    answered, attack, attention, beautiful, clever, consideration, continue, enjoy, frog, heart, husband, joke, kazam, mess, mild, mine, moral, reading, richest, shes, story, ten, this;, times, trap, wishes, woman, women, woods, world
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 1,938
    AlexS
    28th June 2006, 03:41 PM Go to last post

  25. The photo

    Started by silentC, 27th June 2006 10:03 AM
    answers, bedside, boyfriend, brother, continues, dad, decides, demands, ear, ex-husband, fred, girlfriend, hell, hoping, imagining, inquires, love, nervously, nibbling, night, notices, photo, reassured, replies, silly, snuggling, staring, surgery, table, thought;
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,949
    Auld Bassoon
    27th June 2006, 08:24 PM Go to last post

  26. Moved: Acronyms

    Started by outback, 5th September 2006 11:56 AM
    acronyms
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  27. Never ask a question if you don't know the answer!

    Started by Jack Plane, 26th June 2006 03:13 PM
    answer, attorney, called, elderly, grand, lawyers, motherly, prepared, prosecuting, question, small-town, southern, stand., trial, witness, woman
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,494
    ss_11000
    26th June 2006, 06:02 PM Go to last post

  28. Moved: Bet the husband didn't live long

    Started by Jack Plane, 5th September 2006 11:56 AM
    bet, husband, live, long
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  29. Little Johnny again

    Started by AlexS, 26th June 2006 01:47 PM
    answers, cigarette, drunk, guy, johnny, kid, remember, replies, sex, smoke, smoking, son, start, street, stunned, time, walking
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,340
    AlexS
    26th June 2006, 01:47 PM Go to last post

  30. Scottish wedding

    Started by Eddie Jones, 18th June 2006 05:57 PM
    approvingly, archie, bought, braw, continues, discussing, enquires, exclaims, forthcoming, grand, havens, imagine, jock, jocks, kilt, married, nods, och, pub, pure, reception, rings, scots, scottish, shell, sitting, smart, tartan, wedding, white
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,851
    Bluegum
    26th June 2006, 12:57 PM Go to last post

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