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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,890
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. The Cookie Thief. Author unknown.

    Started by Cliff Rogers, 31st August 2006 09:23 PM
    absolutely, airport, author, bag, believed, belongings, book, called, cookie, cookies, discover, eyes, flight, galled, gate, gathered, gratitude, grief, half, headed, ingrate, lives, nerve, refusing, relief, rude, sighed, thief, true, unknown
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 2,218
    Cliff Rogers
    1st September 2006, 02:41 PM Go to last post

  2. ...... in my pants

    Started by Doughboy, 16th August 2006 02:46 PM
    3 Pages •
    1 2 3
    antz, fair, follow, fun, movie, nature, pants, peoples, pete, play, start
    • Replies: 43
    • Views: 4,903
    Woodgrub
    1st September 2006, 04:37 AM Go to last post

  3. What beer is for.

    Started by Cliff Rogers, 30th August 2006 06:36 PM
    beer
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,669
    Bob38S
    31st August 2006, 11:54 AM Go to last post

  4. Moved: It's been awhile since the last blonde joke!

    Started by Phil Spencer, 5th September 2006 11:56 AM
    awhile, blonde, joke
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  5. Some from Benny

    Started by bennylaird, 30th August 2006 08:29 AM
    barber, benny, bill, customers, days, door, eyes, favor, follow, friend, guy, haircut, half, head, hey, hour, hours, house, hysterically, laughing, leaves, left, looked, returned, shop, stuck, tears, wait, week
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,646
    bennylaird
    31st August 2006, 09:07 AM Go to last post

  6. Worst Album Covers

    Started by Grunt, 30th August 2006 12:50 PM
    album, covers, worst
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,852
    bsrlee
    30th August 2006, 09:11 PM Go to last post

  7. rusty bits

    Started by goat, 30th August 2006 02:16 PM
    answers, begins, behavior, bits, coat, couch, doctor, hell, immediately, mid-eighties, nope, positioning, putting, replies, rocker, rusty, shot.d, sick, start, starts, struggles, stuff, tetanus, unexpected, viagra, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,813
    goat
    30th August 2006, 02:16 PM Go to last post

  8. Moved: Scam Alert

    Started by silentC, 5th September 2006 11:56 AM
    alert, scam
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  9. Dilbertisms

    Started by jackruss, 28th August 2006 11:49 PM
    act, at&t, boss, busy, cards, change, communication, company, corp, corporation, day, dilbertisms, discuss, division, employees, executive, florists, friday, ftd, lines, manager, months, people, quotes, shipping, solved, supervisor, switching, time, weeks
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,284
    jackruss
    28th August 2006, 11:49 PM Go to last post

  10. Warning!

    Started by OtakiriLad, 26th August 2006 06:15 PM
    bad, beer, drug, entrap, extreme, familiar, female, females, form, home, lifes, male, offered, parties, punishment, savings, scam, servitude, sex, sleep, support, swindled, term, times, unfortunate, unsuspecting, vague, warning, woman, women
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 2,060
    Terry B
    28th August 2006, 10:59 PM Go to last post

  11. Tickle Me Elmo

    Started by rod@plasterbrok, 28th August 2006 01:27 PM
    elmo, tickle
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,359
    Eddie Jones
    28th August 2006, 06:50 PM Go to last post

  12. How To Save Your Ass

    Started by benchdog, 25th August 2006 07:50 PM
    $10, announces, ass, bishop, buried, buy, day, donkey, entered, fainted, farmer, free, headline, headlines, informed, lead, local, nun, paper, pastor, pastors, race, read, rid, run, save, sells, sold, wild, won
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 2,398
    Bob38S
    28th August 2006, 11:11 AM Go to last post

  13. There's a parrot on the plane

    Started by Phil Mac, 27th August 2006 02:28 PM
    approach, brings, burly, coffee, complain, cow, emergency, exit, flustered, fly, forgets, kick, moment, omission, parrot, parrots, plane, plunging, reaching, seat, shaking, squawks, stewardess, stewards, strapped, surprised, thrown, unaccustomed, whisky, wrenched
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,375
    Phil Mac
    27th August 2006, 02:28 PM Go to last post

  14. Smile Unpaid Bill

    Started by Rodgera, 26th August 2006 12:05 PM
    amount, bill, call, cancel, collect, collections, customer, day, deal, distributor, left, manager, money, noticed, paid, pay, phone, previous, received, ship, totaling, unpaid, voice-mail, wait
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,294
    Rodgera
    26th August 2006, 12:05 PM Go to last post

  15. Angry Cool Coffee

    Started by Rodgera, 25th August 2006 07:49 PM
    announced, clerk, coffee, cool, cubes, cup, delay, drink, drive-thru, fast-food, finally, frustrated, ice, melting, pulled, quickly, restaurant, window
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,329
    Rodgera
    25th August 2006, 07:49 PM Go to last post

  16. Beware of what you wish for!

    Started by Eddie Jones, 25th August 2006 07:20 PM
    amount, answers, appeared, arze, beer, beware, change, chick, chips, emu, exact, found, genie, hamburger, hand, lamp, money, offered, pauses, pay, pocket, pulls, reaches, rubbed, sighs, sir, tall, time, waitress, wishes
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,385
    Eddie Jones
    25th August 2006, 07:20 PM Go to last post

  17. Talking A Child's View of Marriage

    Started by Rodgera, 24th August 2006 07:07 PM
    album, child, childs, concept, daddy, daughter, eek, entire, explained, finished, grasping, hard, images, marriage, mommy, questions, replied, service, thinking, time, view, visual, wedding
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,434
    Rodgera
    24th August 2006, 07:07 PM Go to last post

  18. the golfer

    Started by durwood, 22nd August 2006 05:08 PM
    allowed, ball, clasping, directly, feel, feels, finally, fine, foetal, foursome, gently, golfer, groin, hands, hell, hurts, immediately, inside, laid, loosened, massage, minutes, pain, pants, persisted, playing, position, replied, therapist, thumb
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,635
    Terry B
    23rd August 2006, 11:36 PM Go to last post

  19. totally funny if you can understand his accent

    Started by ryanarcher, 22nd August 2006 06:56 AM
    accent, funny, totally, understand
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,730
    Bob38S
    23rd August 2006, 10:29 AM Go to last post

  20. Angry It's not what you say, but how you say it

    Started by Breslauer, 23rd August 2006 01:23 AM
    8-year-old, answer, bees, birds, couple, dad, daddy, decides, dinner, explaining, father, finished, girl, hanging, mom, mouth, proceeded, question, ready, replied, secs, sex, straight, surprised, told, yard
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,285
    Breslauer
    23rd August 2006, 01:23 AM Go to last post

  21. St Peter

    Started by Baz, 22nd August 2006 08:40 PM
    ago, answer, appeared, approached, bike, biker, boy, couple, gates, ground, happen, head, heavily, impressed, kicked, largest, listen, merit, minutes, nose, offered, pearly, peter, ring, ripped, smacked, tattooed, threw, trip, yelled
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,819
    Baz
    22nd August 2006, 08:40 PM Go to last post

  22. Long post about a dance

    Started by Terry B, 11th August 2006 04:56 PM
    arm, butch, butcher, chief, circle, creek, crew, dance, days, dirt, film, forced, guy, half, head, huge, long, mate, mountains, natives, pass, post, reached, rock, spirits, track, tree, village, world, yer
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 2,168
    dazzler
    20th August 2006, 10:24 PM Go to last post

  23. Poor little Billy!!!!

    Started by Iain, 20th August 2006 04:56 PM
    bell, billy, bin, boy, bush, early?;, george, gore, hand, happened, invade, iraq, laden?;fourth, minutes, offers, osama, poor, president, question, questions, recess, second-, steve, support, talk, time, un?;, usa, votes?;, war
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,218
    Iain
    20th August 2006, 04:56 PM Go to last post

  24. bob's retirment

    Started by goat, 19th August 2006 10:46 AM
    aging, arrested, beverly, bob, break, club, cold, difficult, dinner, eating, extra, finished, found, golf, half, home, hour, job, lunch, oversensitive, rest, retirment, sit, table, tact, time, wife, women, worse, yell
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,443
    Sturdee
    19th August 2006, 10:33 PM Go to last post

  25. Crash landing

    Started by Cliff Rogers, 15th August 2006 03:28 PM
    absence, aircraft, board, crash, crashed, damage, divorce, due, emergency, ex-wife, extent, fire, flying, fuel, garden, ground, heard, injured, insufficient, landing, lessons, license, lucky, photograph, piloting, post-crash, scene, started, taking, time
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 2,484
    rrich
    19th August 2006, 05:15 PM Go to last post

  26. Hung Chow

    Started by Stuart, 18th August 2006 11:24 AM
    ache, boss, calls, chow, feel, headache, hours, house, hung, hurt, legs, makes, nice, real, sex.that, sick, stomach, wife
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 2,054
    Bodgy
    18th August 2006, 11:00 PM Go to last post

  27. Important New Rules For Airline Travel

    Started by Barry_White, 18th August 2006 11:18 AM
    airline, airport, allowed, arrive, bags, clothing, destination, dohs, duct, expensive, fed, flight, government, important, luggage, passengers, people, plan, remember, remind, rules, security, smile, tape, time, times, travel, underwear, water, wearing
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 2,188
    outback
    18th August 2006, 02:06 PM Go to last post

  28. How True is this...

    Started by Jack Plane, 18th August 2006 01:03 PM
    ####, absolutely, advantage, arrogant, beer, bloke, cars, computers, drink, electric, energy, generation, grew, hybrid, hydrogen, invented, light, litany, mars, moon, nuclear, pausing, processing, spaceships, speed, student, students, taking, true, visited
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,920
    Jack Plane
    18th August 2006, 01:03 PM Go to last post

  29. Stories from the confessional

    Started by Eddie Jones, 18th August 2006 11:27 AM
    bad, bless, boy, catholic, confessional, cut, drink, f@$^&%, father, finished, forgiven, fronted, guy, half, inside, juice, lad, lemons, night, priest, purchase, sex, smirk, squeeze, stories, swallow, wipe, women
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,421
    Eddie Jones
    18th August 2006, 11:27 AM Go to last post

  30. Must be woodie ducks

    Started by Daddles, 18th August 2006 10:20 AM
    clark, ducks, gary, misfit, richard, stuff, woodie, writes
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,358
    Cliff Rogers
    18th August 2006, 11:16 AM Go to last post

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