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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,885
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Talking well kept lady

    Started by John Saxton, 30th October 2006 10:41 PM
    allowed, chosen, clerk, completed, days, died, duly, engraved, experience, final, finally, fulfil, hard, lady, limited, lived, maids, postal, proper, read, request, returned, space, stone, tombstone, unopened, virgin, virgins, wording, worker
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,877
    John Saxton
    30th October 2006, 10:41 PM Go to last post

  2. Governmenttium!

    Started by Phil Spencer, 29th October 2006 05:51 PM
    312, administratium, assistant, called, catalyzed, decay, deputy, element, exchange, formed, forming, governmentium, governmentiums, governmenttium, increase, isodopes, mass, money, morass, morons, neutrons, particles, peons, portion, quantity, reaction, reorganization, time, undergoes, years;
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 2,134
    Gra
    30th October 2006, 03:32 PM Go to last post

  3. Workplace Rules

    Started by bennylaird, 30th October 2006 09:07 AM
    advised, annual, assume, car, charges, company, days, deducted, doctor, drive, driving, employee, employment, internet, leave, lunch, minutes, months, people, picture, public, raise, rules, salary, staff, time, toilet, transportation, usage, workplace
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,656
    bennylaird
    30th October 2006, 11:27 AM Go to last post

  4. The 7 menopausal dwarfs

    Started by Phil Spencer, 30th October 2006 08:31 AM
    dwarfs, initials, ladies, license, menopausal, pms
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 2,102
    Phil Spencer
    30th October 2006, 08:31 AM Go to last post

  5. From ABCFM, Well, I thought it was very good.....

    Started by Iain, 19th October 2006 06:28 PM
    abcfm, glassd, good, knock, philip, thought
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 2,122
    soundman
    29th October 2006, 12:34 AM Go to last post

  6. 1955

    Started by John Saxton, 28th October 2006 08:40 PM
    1955, 2130, action, bare, charitable, chest, chill, conversation, feeling, forget, glancing, hope, lady, led, lot, maam, major, matter-of-fact, private, quit, relax, sergeant, serious, sex, taking, time, voice, watch, wow, wrong
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,769
    John Saxton
    28th October 2006, 08:40 PM Go to last post

  7. The Cabbie & The Nun

    Started by Baz, 26th October 2006 07:42 PM
    alley, blush, cab, cabbie, catholic, child, confess, crying, dear, driver, excited, fantasy, forgive, fulfills, halloween, hooker, jewish, kevin, kiss, lied, married, nun, offend, party, pull, road, single, sinned, staring, starts
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,690
    outback
    26th October 2006, 09:35 PM Go to last post

  8. Funny but True

    Started by Bob38S, 25th October 2006 10:57 AM
    answers, caviar, champagne, choose, cloud, clubhouse, day, devil, doors, elevator, escorts, eternity, friendly, friends, funny, garbage, golf, heaven, hell, hours, lobster, middle, peter, realizes, senator, spend, time, true, visit, yesterday
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,957
    Doughboy
    26th October 2006, 08:33 PM Go to last post

  9. More Murphy's Law

    Started by Baz, 26th October 2006 07:45 PM
    beer, boat, bone, court, dark, day, device, drinking, duty, eat, familarrolleyes, finding, fine, fish, furniture, hands, jury, law, left, murphy, people, putting, shin, sit, smart, sounds, speak, tax, teach, wrong
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,439
    Baz
    26th October 2006, 07:45 PM Go to last post

  10. The cool person test

    Started by ubeaut, 24th October 2006 10:49 AM
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    1 2
    accurate, based, changed, click, cool, crowd, friends, person, pretty, ran, school, send, standards, test, todays
    • Replies: 21
    • Views: 3,333
    Honorary Bloke
    25th October 2006, 09:45 PM Go to last post

  11. heres some

    Started by Tonyz, 24th October 2006 10:14 PM
    appendix, assistant, avery, blah, buddy, clerk, clothes, doctors, feeling, floor, guy, home, hospital, inflamed, jim, late, married, matchmaker, motorcycle, operated, paint, parakeet, patrolman, replies, rushed, service, sisters, ten, wife, workmen
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,531
    Tonyz
    24th October 2006, 10:14 PM Go to last post

  12. The love dress

    Started by bennylaird, 24th October 2006 02:27 PM
    arrive, couch, daughter-in-law, dimmed, dinner, dress, explained, finally, home, hours, husband, instantly, ironing, john, laid, laying, love, mother-in-law, naked, perfume, provocatively, ravages, romantic, sensually, showered, time, undressed, waiting, walked, whispered
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,656
    Iain
    24th October 2006, 05:07 PM Go to last post

  13. Top Country Songs 2006

    Started by Baz, 18th October 2006 07:51 PM
    12.xxx, 2006, ass, bed, censored, chewed, country, day, fight, finger, friend, hard, lips, miserable, miss, night, phone, prison, ran, ring, shot, song, songs, tonight, ugly, wife, woke, women, xxx, zed
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,451
    rrich
    24th October 2006, 10:51 AM Go to last post

  14. Realy bad Puns

    Started by bennylaird, 23rd October 2006 10:39 AM
    ahmal, bad, begged, buy, chess, close, family, fathers, florist, flowers, friars, friends, funds, hugh, husband, juan, kayak, picture, proving, puns, raise, realy, refused, rival, shop, ten, town, twins, unfair, wishes
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,463
    bennylaird
    23rd October 2006, 10:39 AM Go to last post

  15. Question Why do Wimmin Where Make-Up and Perfume?

    Started by Felder, 18th October 2006 09:06 AM
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    cool, make-up, makeup, perfume, smell, ugly, wimmin
    • Replies: 24
    • Views: 3,226
    DanP
    23rd October 2006, 10:37 AM Go to last post

  16. Arrow Going for broke

    Started by John Saxton, 22nd October 2006 11:54 PM
    agitated, announced, attack, awakened, bank, bill, broke, brother-in-law, bypass, care, catholic, god, health, heart, insurance, loudly, married, money, nun, nuns, patient, pay, relative, replied, send, sister, spinster, spinsters, suffered, surgery
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,374
    John Saxton
    22nd October 2006, 11:54 PM Go to last post

  17. Exclamation Oh dam

    Started by John Saxton, 22nd October 2006 11:50 PM
    avocado, aware, bring, bucket, bunch, coming, crocodile, dam, deep, fast, feed, fixed, frowned, fruit, holding, ladies, leave, mango, moralold, naked, planted, presence, shouted, skinny-dipping, slow, swim, trees, walk, watch, women
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,333
    John Saxton
    22nd October 2006, 11:50 PM Go to last post

  18. Smile office politics

    Started by John Saxton, 22nd October 2006 11:47 PM
    bossy, bring, called, comment, dick, front, gifted, hand, hands, helping, hezzie, immy, lend, lives, love, motivated, office, participate, people, politics, prepared, pretend, promised, real, send, soil, stop, sunshine, sweet, taters
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,276
    John Saxton
    22nd October 2006, 11:47 PM Go to last post

  19. 3 Blondes

    Started by Eddie Jones, 22nd October 2006 04:13 PM
    applying, blonde, blondes, contact, couple, detective, distinguishing, ear, excused, eye, features, flashed, folder, frowned, glasses, head, lenses, looked, notice, office, photo, picture, profile, pulled, unusual, walked, waste, wear, wears, withdrew
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,394
    John Saxton
    22nd October 2006, 11:42 PM Go to last post

  20. Thumbs up The morning after

    Started by John Saxton, 20th October 2006 11:42 PM
    $200, aspirins, black, breakfast, broke, broken, bud, cheers, clean, coffee, door, drunk, eye, hallway, home, hot, huge, jack, married, mind, morning, night, perfect, priceless, puked, ran, red, rose, son, table
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,439
    Bluegum
    21st October 2006, 08:58 PM Go to last post

  21. Punny stuff

    Started by Cliff Rogers, 19th October 2006 08:29 AM
    beat, boiled, bread, calendars, days, developed, egg, escaped, fell, flattery, flies, form, fortune-teller, hard, key, lot, medium, memory, mine, money, numbered, photographic, plateau, prison, punny, short, stuff, taint, tainted, trade
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 2,201
    Paul H
    20th October 2006, 02:08 PM Go to last post

  22. Irish Joke

    Started by rtfarty, 20th October 2006 06:52 AM
    arrested, bomb, carriages, ceilings, england, found, gang, irish, joke, muslims, nails, news, newspaper, passengers, police, stuck, sun, todays, train, walls
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,845
    rtfarty
    20th October 2006, 06:52 AM Go to last post

  23. We Missed The "r"

    Started by DPB, 19th October 2006 04:31 PM
    abbot, archives, banging, bruised, caves, celebrate, choking, copies, copying, error, father, head, held, hours, hundreds, locked, manuscripts, missed, monastery, monk, monks, original, replies, uncontrollably, underneath, vault, voice, word, worried, wrong
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,656
    DPB
    19th October 2006, 04:31 PM Go to last post

  24. Will probably be the basis for a new blond joke?

    Started by bennylaird, 18th October 2006 04:53 PM
    basis, blond, joke
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,278
    bsrlee
    18th October 2006, 11:28 PM Go to last post

  25. Don't feel like it tonite....

    Started by WoodyKnot, 18th October 2006 08:29 PM
    added, baffled, buy, clothes, compliment, day, department, diamond, dropped, earrings, excited, feel, figured, financial, hold, honey, love, pair, satisfy, sexual, shopping, started, stuff, tennis, tonight, tonite, touch, wave, woman, women
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,534
    Ramps
    18th October 2006, 10:56 PM Go to last post

  26. New Medication

    Started by Jack Plane, 18th October 2006 04:14 PM
    all-night, control, dare, desire, dry, effects, encouraged, hiding, include, karaoke, living, loss, medication, mind, mouth, naked, nursing, play, pregnant, rounds, shyness, sing, start, stop, strip, truth, twister, white, wine, women
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,422
    bennylaird
    18th October 2006, 04:31 PM Go to last post

  27. Tradesman pranks.

    Started by rod@plasterbrok, 18th October 2006 03:01 AM
    bag, building, covered, cylinder, dust, dyson, emptied, exploding, extract, fan, fire, foot, fumes, grill, happened, head, huge, knocked, night, plant, plaster, pranks, revenge, reversed, rod, sweet, top, tradesman, wall, welding
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 3,097
    scooter
    18th October 2006, 02:50 PM Go to last post

  28. A Couple of Oldies

    Started by Baz, 17th October 2006 09:10 PM
    $10, $50, bag, boy, car, contractions, couple, dad, driver, giving, involuntary, irritated, juicy, listen, live, lollies, medical, muscular, oldies, professor, quizzed, realizing, replied, rolling, sigh, slowly, students, stuffed, walking, youngster
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,280
    scooter
    17th October 2006, 11:15 PM Go to last post

  29. How to Sell Toothbrushes

    Started by Baz, 13th October 2006 06:47 PM
    approach, box, busiest, buy, cash, corner, cried, desk, dumped, echoed, found, hey, jenny, johnny, magazines, possibly, sample, sell, selling, sold, tastes, teacher, teachers, tooth, toothbrush, toothbrushes, walked, wanna, world
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,716
    DanP
    16th October 2006, 11:50 AM Go to last post

  30. Talking Cane toad fans...

    Started by Shedhand, 13th October 2006 12:45 PM
    cane, check, clean, fans, guys, hilarious, toad, video
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,644
    Shedhand
    14th October 2006, 11:44 PM Go to last post

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