Thanks Thanks:  85
Likes Likes:  764
Needs Pictures Needs Pictures:  17
Picture(s) thanks Picture(s) thanks:  37
Page 200 of 290 FirstFirst ... 100150190195196197198199200201202203204205210250 ... LastLast
Threads 5971 to 6000 of 8695

Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
    57 Pages •
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 57
    2 Attachment(s)
    • Replies: 851
    • Views: 51,657
    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
    100 Pages •
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 100
    4 Attachment(s)
    • Replies: 1,495
    • Views: 85,869
    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
    90 Pages •
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 90
    • Replies: 1,338
    • Views: 124,288
    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 102
    3 Attachment(s)
    • Replies: 1,521
    • Views: 238,684
    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,885
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. My first pen and bowl

    Started by Wongo, 11th December 2006 04:51 PM
    bowl, pen
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,779
    chrisb691
    11th December 2006, 07:25 PM Go to last post

  2. The Angel on top of the Christmas Tree

    Started by Wood Butcher, 7th December 2006 08:38 PM
    ailing, angel, bottle, broke, capuccino, chaser, christmas, coffee, cupboard, door, dropped, elves, fat, found, frustration, hacked, hit, holding, house, hump, left, pot, reindeer, santa, settled, top, totally, toys, tree, whisky
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,559
    Rodgera
    10th December 2006, 03:43 PM Go to last post

  3. Christmas

    Started by Dangermouse, 6th December 2006 10:21 AM
    bells, carols, christmas, desperately, eyebrow, finally, fumbled, gates, heaven, keys, looked, met, pair, panties, pass, pearly, peter, pockets, pulled, raised, reached, replied, saint, searching, set, shook, started, symbolize, symbolizes, womens
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,521
    Rodgera
    10th December 2006, 03:40 PM Go to last post

  4. Is This Permissable?

    Started by DPB, 8th December 2006 04:27 PM
    funny, http://imageshack.us, intended, offense, permissable, strikes
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 2,017
    baxter
    8th December 2006, 09:17 PM Go to last post

  5. Divorce

    Started by DPB, 8th December 2006 01:14 PM
    adelaide, brisbane, brother, calling, calls, christmas, coming, dad, days, ddd, divorce, divorced, divorcing;, father, forty-five, gees, hangs, hear, immediately, misery, paying, phone, screams, sick, single, sister, son, talking, tomorrow, wife
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,509
    Stuart
    8th December 2006, 05:30 PM Go to last post

  6. Ashes

    Started by Grunt, 8th December 2006 04:00 PM
    andrew, ashes, ball, batsmen, beaten, bowler, displayed, easiest, english, englishman, footwork, form, geraint, guy, job, jones, lost, marks, pavilion, proficient, red, removes, runs, spends, squad, stand, time, version, walk, walloped
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,796
    RETIRED
    8th December 2006, 05:23 PM Go to last post

  7. Being Retired

    Started by Wood Butcher, 8th December 2006 04:44 PM
    abused, age, andput, break, bus, called, care, citizen, continued, d---head, day, days, finished, frequently, fun, marilyn, minutes, people, personally, retired, shop, started, thirdticket, ticket, tickets, town, windshield, worntires, writing, wrote
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,818
    Groggy
    8th December 2006, 05:01 PM Go to last post

  8. Outsourcing?

    Started by Eddie Jones, 7th December 2006 03:27 PM
    35810, outsourcing
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,294
    Honorary Bloke
    8th December 2006, 08:00 AM Go to last post

  9. revenge

    Started by durwood, 5th December 2006 07:26 PM
    aussie, bar, bartender, bunnings, burly, chop, crowbar, decides, floor, floor.the, half, head, hits, hour, japan, judo, karate, knocking, knocks, korea, leaves, mate, neck, revenge, sitting, smacks, sydney, wakes, walks, yank
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,980
    rrich
    6th December 2006, 04:37 PM Go to last post

  10. Wink pregnant pause

    Started by John Saxton, 1st December 2006 10:10 PM
    assurances, brenda, child, confessed, doctor, exam, fine, hand, husband, late, lawn, mow, obstetricians, office, pause, paying, placing, pregnancy, pregnant, reassuring, sex, shoulder, shyly, stage, teacher, time, visit, walk, walking, women
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,389
    RufflyRustic
    2nd December 2006, 09:34 AM Go to last post

  11. Exclamation What's for breakfast

    Started by John Saxton, 1st December 2006 11:34 PM
    bacon, bowl, boy, breakfast, cat, cereal, chicken, chickens, chores, cow, cows, dry, eggs, farm, father, feed, halfway, kick, kicks, kitchen, live, milk, mother, pig, pigs, pissed, smile, tells, week
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,545
    Jim Carroll
    2nd December 2006, 08:42 AM Go to last post

  12. Assorted funny pics - Captions

    Started by bennylaird, 30th November 2006 12:10 PM
    2 Pages •
    1 2
    assorted, caption, captions, contest, funny, pics, them?d
    • Replies: 19
    • Views: 3,836
    Flowboy
    1st December 2006, 11:41 AM Go to last post

  13. Having a problem getting some timber home.

    Started by bennylaird, 30th November 2006 12:08 PM
    home, problem, timber, trailor
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,363
    bennylaird
    30th November 2006, 03:25 PM Go to last post

  14. Finally a Male Blonde Joke

    Started by Baz, 29th November 2006 05:21 PM
    attack, bedroom, blonde, closet, clothes, daddy, door, finally, floor, guy, heart, husband, joke, kids, male, naked, past, phone, rips, running, rushes, scaring, screaming, slams, sob, storms, upstairs, wardrobe, wife, wifes
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,395
    Harry72
    29th November 2006, 06:11 PM Go to last post

  15. Outback surrival kit

    Started by rrich, 23rd November 2006 09:57 AM
    bottle, city, glass, grinder, instruction, kit, lead, martini, nearest, outback, paper, people, perfect, sand, sharpen, sheet, speed, stones, supply, surrival, telling, titled, tools, tormek, town, version, water, wet, woddies, yank
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 2,684
    rrich
    28th November 2006, 04:24 PM Go to last post

  16. Bunnies?

    Started by Daddles, 25th November 2006 10:30 AM
    answered, bet, bunnies, confused, richard
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,888
    scooter
    25th November 2006, 10:16 PM Go to last post

  17. 12 Reasons to be Thankful You Burnt the Turkey

    Started by Rodgera, 24th November 2006 07:05 AM
    bird, blackened, burnt, cajun, cardiovascular, carving, cheese, desserts, dinner, eats, football, guests, guys, pants, play, provide, quicker, reasons, salmonella, sandwiches, thankful, turkey, unbuttoned, uncle, uninvited, walk, weeks, workout, yard, you-know-who
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,667
    echnidna
    24th November 2006, 06:48 PM Go to last post

  18. Quality NZ Police

    Started by Tonyz, 21st November 2006 09:43 PM
    16-year-old, 21-year-old, accidentally, afp, attempts, clumsy, constable, daughter, dispute, domestic, eventually, gun, hit, hitting, loading, mans, officer, pepper, police, policeman, quality, shot, son, spray, stun, succeeded, target, teenager, unintended, zealand
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 2,429
    MurrayD99
    23rd November 2006, 01:05 PM Go to last post

  19. Afterlife

    Started by Jack Plane, 22nd November 2006 11:11 AM
    afterlife, afternoon, bathe, biggest, brisbane, contact, couple, day, fficeoffice, fred, golf, heaven, husband, inform, late, life, lunch, morning, night, phyllis, pretty, rabbit, romp, sex, starts, sun, supper, surely, true, word
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,354
    Jack Plane
    22nd November 2006, 11:11 AM Go to last post

  20. WA, the non PC State

    Started by Iain, 21st November 2006 11:09 AM
    state
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 2,136
    Shedhand
    22nd November 2006, 01:18 AM Go to last post

  21. Catholic drunk

    Started by Eddie Jones, 20th November 2006 06:10 PM
    attention, booth, catholic, church, confessional, continues, coughs, drunk, enters, finally, knockin, mumbles, paper, pounds, priest, sit, sits, staggers, times, wall
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,723
    Eddie Jones
    20th November 2006, 06:10 PM Go to last post

  22. Poor Old Widow

    Started by Jack Plane, 20th November 2006 08:56 AM
    $96, ba&^%ds, christmas, collected, day, dear, dinner, dollars, edna, envelope, friends, gift, glow, god, letter, money, office, pension, poor, post, read, rest, rounds, sincerely, thinking, time, warm, widow, woman, workers
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,329
    Jack Plane
    20th November 2006, 08:56 AM Go to last post

  23. Woodie Product Growth Areas

    Started by echnidna, 19th November 2006 09:13 PM
    aging, areas, baby, boom, boomers, coffin, cool, couples, demand, demands, double, enter, growth, handled, hobble, increased, makers, meet, opportunities, product, products, stick, walking, woodie, woodies
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,289
    echnidna
    19th November 2006, 09:13 PM Go to last post

  24. Cowboys

    Started by Shedhand, 15th November 2006 11:51 AM
    2 Pages •
    1 2
    barn, breaking, coffee, colts, cowboy, cowboys, cows, cup, day, dogs, eat, fixing, found, lesbian, life, makes, morning, real, replied, rodeos, sat, shower, silence, sipping, spent, starbucks, thinking, watch, woman, women
    • Replies: 28
    • Views: 4,478
    Shedhand
    17th November 2006, 08:13 PM Go to last post

  25. the market place

    Started by goat, 16th November 2006 03:25 PM
    bowls, bustling, cart, cherry, continue, cream, custard, desert, discouraged, fruit, godforsaken, jelly, market, marketplace, middle, moves, odd, pair, place, sell, sells, sir, soldiers, stand, store, storeowner, top, wandering, water, whipped
    • Replies: 11
    • Views: 11,860
    goat
    17th November 2006, 02:16 PM Go to last post

  26. The Cuckoo clock

    Started by Eddie Jones, 17th November 2006 08:51 AM
    a.m, cleared, clock, coffee, cuckoo, cuckooed, cuckoos, farted, giggled, girls, home, hours, husband, mad, margaritas, midnight, morning, night, passed, smashed, table, throat, time, times, told, totally, totals, tripped, wake, whew
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,475
    Eddie Jones
    17th November 2006, 08:51 AM Go to last post

  27. Oh No

    Started by Baz, 16th November 2006 07:42 PM
    agrees, bit, bloke, day, decide, decision, disappointed, discuss, doctor, fellow, happened, helped, helping, inch, incher, inches, invest, kitchen, motorway, pile-up, plays, pounds, remember, role, spoken, talk, thousand, time, vital, wife
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,475
    echnidna
    16th November 2006, 09:06 PM Go to last post

  28. Update on the road rules

    Started by chrisp, 10th November 2006 02:20 PM
    alert, baby, board, busy, car, cars, changing, consonants, driver, driving, energy, faulty, fortune, game, headlight, indicators, lane, multitasking, personalised, plates, road, rule, rules, signs, time, update, users, vehicle, vowels, wheel
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 2,269
    Bluegum
    16th November 2006, 01:18 PM Go to last post

  29. Something for the SNAGS

    Started by Shedhand, 14th November 2006 10:14 PM
    guide, snags, wives.d
    • Replies: 11
    • Views: 2,248
    Shedhand
    15th November 2006, 03:35 PM Go to last post

  30. Samurai

    Started by Jack Plane, 15th November 2006 11:27 AM
    air, approached, box, buzz, buzzed, children, continued, cut, decide, fell, finally, flashed, flew, fly, grin, ground, half, judge, lives, meet, observed, replied, samurai, samurais, satisfied, sliced, superb, sword, swordsman, true
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,490
    Bleedin Thumb
    15th November 2006, 11:40 AM Go to last post

Forum Information and Options

Moderators of this Forum

Thread Display Options

Use this control to limit the display of threads to those newer than the specified time frame.

Allows you to choose the data by which the thread list will be sorted.

Order threads in...

Note: when sorting by date, 'descending order' will show the newest results first.

Icon Legend

Contains unread posts
Contains unread posts
Contains no unread posts
Contains no unread posts
More than 10 replies or 30 views
Hot thread with unread posts
More than 10 replies or 30 views
Hot thread with no unread posts
Closed Thread
Thread is closed
Thread Contains a Message Written By You
You have posted in this thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Forum Rules