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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
    100 Pages •
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,888
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. A Kiwi in Brisbane

    Started by OtakiriLad, 25th January 2007 10:53 PM
    31st, august, brisbane, home, kiwi, transferred
    • Replies: 11
    • Views: 2,228
    MurrayD99
    30th January 2007, 03:08 PM Go to last post

  2. Arrow Aussie Rules

    Started by John Saxton, 29th January 2007 10:36 PM
    abuse, answer, aussie, babies, characters, choice, deodorant, dunny, etiquette, gift, hear, kissing, livestock, parents, poor, proven, refrain, roo, rules, screen, stuff, table, tacky, tests, time, ute, wedding, weddings, wine, yelling
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,457
    John Saxton
    29th January 2007, 10:36 PM Go to last post

  3. Talking Who Needs a Man

    Started by WoodGirl, 26th January 2007 09:34 PM
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    1 2
    acts, bad, bed, call, care, cat, complains, criticizes, day, dog, eat, hand, happy, hearing, home, ignores, loves, man, night, prowls, sleep, slobbers, snores, time, totally, unconditionally, walks, wholl, word, worth
    • Replies: 19
    • Views: 3,410
    SPIRIT
    29th January 2007, 05:30 PM Go to last post

  4. FBI Final Entrance Test

    Started by Wood Butcher, 25th January 2007 08:14 PM
    agent, banging, beat, chair, crashing, death, door, entrance, evil, fbi, final, finally, gun, heard, home, husband, instructions, kill, mess, minutes, moral, quiet, screaming, shots, slowly, test, walls, wife, womans, women
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 2,667
    fred.n
    28th January 2007, 11:43 AM Go to last post

  5. Beer Consumption

    Started by goat, 25th January 2007 01:27 PM
    100%, 4talked, apologize, argued, beer, concerned, considered, consumption, drive, emotional, excessively, failed, female, gained, hormones, necessary.winkp, overly, presence, rationally, refused, revealed, sense, sit, subjects, test, testing, theory, urinating, weight, wrong
    • Replies: 14
    • Views: 3,005
    Cliff Rogers
    27th January 2007, 10:06 AM Go to last post

  6. Moved: Rabbi

    Started by Baz, 26th January 2007 05:21 PM
    rabbi
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  7. Alabama Preacher

    Started by Baz, 25th January 2007 01:29 PM
    alabama, blonde, body, bowed, christian, congregation, couple, drop-dead, fainted, friends, gorgeous, head, klan, klux, pew, preacher, quiet, quivered, reverend, roared, rose, sheets, simply, slowly, spoke, stand, stop, told, traffic, wizard
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,751
    rrich
    26th January 2007, 04:03 PM Go to last post

  8. Philosophy

    Started by Shedhand, 25th January 2007 10:35 PM
    barbara, billy, burns, complain, crystal, divorce, fake, front, genitals, george, humor, lady, latin, mans, matter, month, philosophy, reason, robin, roseanne, run, sense, sex, steve, syndrome, time, undressing, wallet, williams, women
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,842
    Shedhand
    25th January 2007, 10:50 PM Go to last post

  9. More re-hashed internet tripe for Bleedin Thumb

    Started by Jack Plane, 25th January 2007 02:48 PM
    bleedin, boom, brother, buy, colin, cream, cricket, cross-eyed, day, doctor, doctors, driving, eyes, fat, finally, green, internet, kayak, left, note, people, police, pulled, rehashed, round, thumb, tripe, vet, walk, windscreen
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,606
    Bleedin Thumb
    25th January 2007, 08:51 PM Go to last post

  10. Differences between Boys and Girls

    Started by WoodGirl, 21st January 2007 09:59 AM
    accidentally, age, attracted, baby, barbie, boy, boys, cut, dad, differences, dolls, dress, fingernails, girl, girls, giving, grow, instinctively, ken, kisses, makeup, mummys, painting, pick, play, start, stick, stop, sunday, talk
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 3,205
    Skew ChiDAMN!!
    24th January 2007, 07:27 PM Go to last post

  11. History In The Shed

    Started by Dennis Millard, 22nd January 2007 04:55 PM
    bits, bur, carpentry, cheat, colosseum, days, didn’t, empire, fell, fiddling, fire, games, hacked, harmless, history, kick, life, nero, read, romans, shed, simple, skills, slaves, spend, sword, they’d, time, wood, world
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 2,333
    Driver
    23rd January 2007, 06:19 PM Go to last post

  12. Woman's Dictionary

    Started by WoodGirl, 22nd January 2007 11:03 PM
    anytime, black, card, coloring, coming, create, day, dictionary, dinner, dresser, duplicate, forget, hair, half, hardware, hare, hole, lips, lipstick, list, lucky, magician, similar, space, stor, store, style, woman, womans, writing
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 2,259
    CameronPotter
    23rd January 2007, 06:12 PM Go to last post

  13. Top 8 Morons of 2006

    Started by Breslauer, 23rd January 2007 07:56 AM
    2006, bakersfield, bank, boat, check, desert, east, finale, fired, gun, hard, hour, hours, isabella, john, king, lake, lineup, located, marina, matter, money, morons, police, president, shouted, stand, summer, walter, water
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 2,142
    Bleedin Thumb
    23rd January 2007, 03:03 PM Go to last post

  14. Good Advice

    Started by fred.n, 20th January 2007 07:59 PM
    advice, bedroom, beeline, car, clapping, condoms, door, family, fling, frozen, good, happy, married, moment, panties, pulled, reached, shock, sister, stairs, standing, stood, story, straight, stunned, tears, threw, top, watched, wild
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,404
    ss_11000
    21st January 2007, 02:32 PM Go to last post

  15. Talking Miss Beatrice

    Started by Jim Carroll, 21st January 2007 12:59 PM
    afternoon, ago, beatrice, bowl, call, directions, disease, floated, flu, found, ground, miss, months, organ, package, park, pastor, prevent, quaint, replied, resist, seat, sitting, spread, tea, walking, water, wet, winter, wonderful
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,306
    DJ’s Timber
    21st January 2007, 01:09 PM Go to last post

  16. Smile 4th Graders Science Class answers

    Started by Breslauer, 21st January 2007 12:23 PM
    4th, air, answers, brother, circling, class, clouds, cyanide, drop, earth, evaporation, flying, fogs, formed, graders, hot, isobars, isotherms, live, loudness, names, people, pushier, science, solutions, sound, source, strongest, water, wind
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,704
    CameronPotter
    21st January 2007, 12:31 PM Go to last post

  17. Moved: Chocolate

    Started by WoodGirl, 21st January 2007 09:03 AM
    chocolate
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  18. Lipstick

    Started by fred.n, 20th January 2007 03:15 PM
    12-year-old, beginning, called, city, day, decided, faced, finally, fine, garden, girls, leaving, lip, lips, lipstick, maintenance, met, mirror, news, night, press, priceless, principal, prints, recently, remove, report, school, unique, washroom
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,436
    Stuart
    20th January 2007, 11:28 PM Go to last post

  19. baby shots

    Started by goat, 19th January 2007 09:10 PM
    afraid, baby, bathtub, briefcase, brown, deep, difficult, equipment, exceptionally, father, finally, floor, gawd, handkerchief, job, living, madam, mother, muttered, park, photographer, pictures, portfolio, pulled, shots, start, time, top, tripod, twins
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,766
    ss_11000
    20th January 2007, 04:38 PM Go to last post

  20. An oldy

    Started by namtrak, 18th January 2007 10:24 AM
    annual, canning, cook, direction, event, hear, kiwi, oldy, route, stock
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,283
    rtfarty
    19th January 2007, 08:32 AM Go to last post

  21. Moved: Watcht it, bunnings scam!

    Started by RonSailor, 18th January 2007 10:00 PM
    bunnings, scam, watcht
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  22. Qantas

    Started by fred.n, 13th January 2007 08:49 PM
    auto-land, bugs, cockpit, descent, dme, engine, evidence, friction, gear, iff, inoperative, inside, landing, leak, left, locks, loud, main, maintenance, marked, minute, mode, qantas, removed, reproduce, reset, tire, unbelievably, volume, windshield
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 2,033
    popawisky
    17th January 2007, 10:53 PM Go to last post

  23. Talking Cricket in Heaven

    Started by jugglingogre, 17th January 2007 12:31 AM
    aussie, awe, bad, bar, batting, bit, bloke, chat, coldy, cricket, descends, fine, game, hand, happy, hardwood, heaven, left, major, mate, news, promise, question, remembering, replies, responding, score, sheet, surprised, vital
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,317
    bennylaird
    17th January 2007, 10:42 PM Go to last post

  24. Arrow Golf Survey

    Started by Rodgera, 16th January 2007 06:39 PM
    awe, ball, broke, brush, clear-cut, club, condition, doh, expanding, golf, golfers, green, guy, hand, hates, holes, job, land, leading, lose, machete, mapping, picked, putting, stared, survey, surveyor, swath, thick, woods
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,612
    Daddles
    16th January 2007, 10:08 PM Go to last post

  25. Political Correctness

    Started by Grunt, 16th January 2007 07:52 PM
    ”political, annual, calling, clean, contemporary, contest, correctness, crap, definition, delusional, doctrine, end.”, entry, fostered, holds, illogical, liberal, mainstream, media, minority, pick, political, promoted, proposition, rabidly, term, unscrupulous, winning, year’s
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,328
    W.Lill
    16th January 2007, 09:55 PM Go to last post

  26. Post How woodworkers choose their wives

    Started by AlexS, 18th February 2000 10:13 AM
    $5000, asset, biggest, boobs, buying, choose, decide, equipment, finally, gallery, girlfriends, grows, happy, line, love, married, marry, money, people, sell, setting, shed, spent, told, tools, trees, valuable, wives, woodworker, woodworkers
    • Replies: 12
    • Views: 3,319
    Jeff
    16th January 2007, 01:37 PM Go to last post

  27. How a Blonde Prints Her Word Documents

    Started by Barry_White, 15th January 2007 08:25 AM
    blonde, documents, print, prints, word
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 1,992
    rrich
    15th January 2007, 04:35 PM Go to last post

  28. Off another forum.

    Started by RETIRED, 13th January 2007 08:14 AM
    apparently, aunt, beat, beating, believes, boy, capable, child, court, cricket, cried, custody, domestic, english, family, firmly, forum, grandparents, granted, judge, learning, life, live, parents, recesses, remainder, ruling, team, temporary, violence
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,842
    rrich
    13th January 2007, 05:04 PM Go to last post

  29. Pepper tequila

    Started by outback, 13th January 2007 12:53 PM
    $10, bar, bartender, bull, chained-up, cheeks, dollars, drink, gallon, grabs, guy, hands, hear, jar, money, nuts, pass, pay, pepper, pit, slurp, sore, staggers, streaming, tears, tequiiiiiila, tequila, tests, tooth, woman
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,566
    Cliff Rogers
    13th January 2007, 02:33 PM Go to last post

  30. Cleaning Instructions

    Started by Rodgera, 10th January 2007 06:26 PM
    2tsup, advantage, bought, clean, cleaning, dishwasher, doubt, instructions, label, nice, option, recently, safe, seat, suggestion, toilet
    • Replies: 11
    • Views: 2,350
    outback
    12th January 2007, 04:50 PM Go to last post

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