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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
    57 Pages •
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
    100 Pages •
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    4 Attachment(s)
    • Replies: 1,495
    • Views: 87,182
    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
    90 Pages •
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    • Replies: 1,338
    • Views: 126,048
    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
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    • Replies: 1,521
    • Views: 239,564
    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,890
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Talking Microsoft Technical Support

    Started by Joash, 26th February 2007 03:31 PM
    hmmm, microsoft, support, technical
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,486
    Howdya do that
    27th February 2007, 08:06 AM Go to last post

  2. VERY Fast food diet

    Started by John Saxton, 24th February 2007 09:09 PM
    3rd, @##@, amazing, dat, day, days, dead, diet, doctor, drop, eat, fast, follow, food, hunger, instructions, irish, irishman, jaesuz, lost, nodded, overweight, pounds, regularly, returned, shocked, skip, taut, terribly, time
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,649
    John Saxton
    24th February 2007, 09:09 PM Go to last post

  3. Tennessee 10 Commandments

    Started by Breslauer, 13th February 2007 11:16 AM
    buddys, commandments, day, fellows, folks, foolin, gal, git, god, hankerin, honor, killin, kinda, king, meetin, middle, mouth, nice, nothin, plain, simple, stuff, sunday, ten, tennessee, translated, watch, yall, yer, yers
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 2,066
    Iain
    22nd February 2007, 08:36 PM Go to last post

  4. Tests for Wannabe Parents

    Started by Felder, 20th February 2007 11:03 AM
    10pm, 3am, alarm, allowed, bag, buy, children, chocolate, compartment, dressing, family, front, insert, leave, living, months, octopus, parents, prepare, ready, remove, run, set, sleep, string, test, tests, time, walk, wannabe
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 2,089
    chrisb691
    20th February 2007, 06:09 PM Go to last post

  5. So old it may be new again...

    Started by Dennis Millard, 20th February 2007 12:32 PM
    arrested, carpenter, cell, chair, climbed, convicted, dollars-, excuse, half, halves, hear, hoarse-, hole, horse, jumped, lie, passing, rode, sat, sawdust, sawed, shouted, sore, table, uncomfortable, wooden
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,396
    RobP
    20th February 2007, 03:29 PM Go to last post

  6. Moved: Your Flatulence Harms The Planet - But Here's How To Clear Your Conscience!!

    Started by Metal Head, 17th February 2007 03:23 PM
    clear, conscience, flatulence, harms, planet
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  7. Collingwood.....

    Started by Doughboy, 16th February 2007 08:24 PM
    bit, boy, car, chair, cheers, collingwood, feel, game, gee, ground, guess, happened, iraq, kicks, lesson, magpies, malthouse, model, mother, mum, pete, phone, proceeds, pulls, replies, responsible, shifted, son, team, tells
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,532
    Doughboy
    16th February 2007, 08:24 PM Go to last post

  8. Talking A real scam- no joke dead set scam read this

    Started by bricks, 11th February 2007 09:30 PM
    $400, ashtray, belly, car, change, company, dead, eventually, girls, head, joke, leave, local, mobile, phone, pot, read, real, realise, scam, seduce, set, shopping, stolen, theve, time, times, wallet, week, worth
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 2,699
    bricks
    14th February 2007, 10:02 PM Go to last post

  9. Talking As requested by johnc

    Started by WoodGirl, 7th February 2007 06:07 PM
    battery, breaks, bulb, chauvinistic, cross, died, difference, dishwasher, figured, finally, form, guy, hear, johnc, laughing, light, male, pig, positive, requested, road, screw, sex, shes, stand, time, told, woman, women, worse
    • Replies: 11
    • Views: 2,518
    Howdya do that
    13th February 2007, 03:38 PM Go to last post

  10. Talking gender view of oil change

    Started by John Saxton, 12th February 2007 08:01 PM
    beer, buy, car, change, cheque, crawl, drain, drink, drive, dump, filter, finish, fresh, gender, hole, hot, jack, kitty, litter, minutes, oil, oily, pan, pliers, plug, spilled, stands, step, throw, view
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 2,987
    Shedgirl
    13th February 2007, 01:36 PM Go to last post

  11. Wink Oh! the shame

    Started by John Saxton, 11th February 2007 06:25 PM
    1st, 2nd, alive, attack, attic, bad, basement, beds, checked, closet, death, died, exhausted, finally, freezer, heart, heaven, home, house, keeled, looked, quit, ran, running, searched, shaking, shame, started, woman, women
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,448
    John Saxton
    11th February 2007, 06:25 PM Go to last post

  12. New Product

    Started by Gra, 7th February 2007 11:07 PM
    business, expanded, flexible, friend, product
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 2,922
    Gra
    11th February 2007, 07:55 AM Go to last post

  13. You Have Heard the Saying

    Started by Barry_White, 9th February 2007 04:08 PM
    heard
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,680
    tameriska
    9th February 2007, 09:31 PM Go to last post

  14. funny phone call

    Started by dadpad, 20th January 2007 10:41 AM
    beckys, call, company, demolition, dunno, funny, girls, heard, irish, listen, phone, prank, time
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 2,395
    pawnhead
    9th February 2007, 07:06 PM Go to last post

  15. Warning.

    Started by RETIRED, 9th February 2007 12:26 PM
    bathtub, bedtimes, bloody, close, computer, dangerously, delete, dryer, forbidden, hair, hard, leave, mattresses, message, milk, nair, people, pillows, plugged, refill, remove, rogaine, seat, send, sex, skim, tags, toilet, warning, windows
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,962
    Howdya do that
    9th February 2007, 02:32 PM Go to last post

  16. GM v Gates

    Started by Shedhand, 9th February 2007 08:54 AM
    airbag, car, cars, computer, drive, driving, engine, fast, gates, illegal, industry, light, love, occasionally, operation, percent, press, reason, refuse, restart, road, roads, run, shut, system, technology, time, warning, whatsoever, windows
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,798
    SPIRIT
    9th February 2007, 09:01 AM Go to last post

  17. A Kiwi in Oz

    Started by Eddie Jones, 8th February 2007 11:47 AM
    amazed, chip, chips, chups, constant, decides, elocution, english, explains, fish, fush, hardware, hell, kiwi, lessons, months, perfect, picked, pom, practice, propperer, seas, sez, shop, shopkeeper, sick, south, speak, sydney, talk
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 2,287
    pawnhead
    8th February 2007, 10:51 PM Go to last post

  18. How to lose weight

    Started by fred.n, 6th February 2007 10:49 PM
    3rd, amazing, dat, day, days, dead, diet, doctor, drop, eat, follow, hunger, instructions, irishman, jaesuz, lose, lost, nodded, overweight, pounds, regularly, repeat, returned, shocked, skip, skippin, taut, terribly, time, weight
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,814
    skot
    8th February 2007, 10:16 PM Go to last post

  19. Hubbies R Us

    Started by rod1949, 8th February 2007 12:05 PM
    choose, continues, drop-dead, exclaims, floor, floors, housework, hubbies, husband, jobs, kids, love, money, reads, romantic, rules, sex, shopper, sign, sixth, stand, store, streak, street, strong, tempted, upward, visited, wives, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,317
    rod1949
    8th February 2007, 12:05 PM Go to last post

  20. Talking Advice for Women

    Started by WoodGirl, 6th February 2007 09:52 AM
    2 Pages •
    1 2
    advice, boyfriend, change, diapers, door., imagine, items, shut, walks, women, women1
    • Replies: 27
    • Views: 3,816
    ozwinner
    7th February 2007, 06:13 PM Go to last post

  21. Seedy Cafe

    Started by Baz, 6th February 2007 03:45 PM
    ahead, blankly, bottom, bowl, cafe, chilli, dead, delight, eagerly, folded, immediately, manchester, mind, minutes, mouse, notices, pukes, quietly, reaches, seedy, shocking, sight, sits, sitting, slides, spooning, staring, starts, walks, youngster
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,333
    WoodGirl
    6th February 2007, 04:06 PM Go to last post

  22. 20 Years

    Started by tameriska, 6th February 2007 11:04 AM
    baffled, bed, caught, choices, corner, crouched, downstairs, facing, father, hear, house, husband, looked, marry, middle, missing, muffled, night, prison, remember, replied, sobbing, sound, spend, stillness, wall, woke, woman, wrong, years
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,716
    tameriska
    6th February 2007, 11:04 AM Go to last post

  23. short story

    Started by thefixer, 4th February 2007 01:27 AM
    dwarf, escaped, hear, jail, medium, police, psychic, short, story
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,871
    Black Ned
    4th February 2007, 05:41 PM Go to last post

  24. Getting old

    Started by bennylaird, 12th December 2006 07:46 AM
    2 Pages •
    1 2
    anymore, blackouts, bouts, circulation;, class, decided, dementia, dizzy, elderly, engine, feel, feet, final, hands, hear, jet, k-mart, medications, memorys, poor, preacher, quieter, remember, replied, reporter, sharp, subject, undertaker, winded, woman
    • Replies: 25
    • Views: 4,003
    QbnDusty
    3rd February 2007, 10:29 PM Go to last post

  25. View from the balcony

    Started by AlexS, 3rd February 2007 10:28 PM
    ambulance, andersons, apartment, balcony, bed, bike, called, car, company, coopers, dad, drove, father, kid, matts, moments, mum, passed, quickie, replied, report, riding, send, sex, shot, son, standing, startled, ten-year-old, view
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,539
    AlexS
    3rd February 2007, 10:28 PM Go to last post

  26. The Beer Prayer

    Started by Wood Butcher, 1st February 2007 07:39 PM
    beer, prayer
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,385
    Wood Butcher
    1st February 2007, 09:04 PM Go to last post

  27. SE QLD New Barbie Range

    Started by Wood Butcher, 31st January 2007 07:00 PM
    4wd, absolutely, barbie, barbies, boyfriend, club, coffee, convertible, dark, doll, dream, farm, free, holden, house, husband, jeans, ken, kens, model, optional, porsche, preferably, purchase, qld, range, separately, sold, time, ute
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 2,809
    Jack Plane
    1st February 2007, 11:25 AM Go to last post

  28. Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MKIV

    Started by RETIRED, 11th February 2006 07:17 AM
    276 Pages •
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    bit, deal, fun, iii, joke, mkiv, post, starting
    • Replies: 4,138
    • Views: 267,308
    fred.n
    31st January 2007, 01:54 PM Go to last post

  29. Talking Pint size

    Started by John Saxton, 31st January 2007 12:07 AM
    bar, bartender, condolences, confused, dawns, day, drinking, drinks, dublin, eye, fall, fine, intrude, irishman, laughs, light, loss, moment, notice, offer, pint, pints, quit, regular, regulars, round, silent, size, taking, wayhe
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,312
    John Saxton
    31st January 2007, 12:07 AM Go to last post

  30. Moved: 123?

    Started by goat, 31st January 2007 08:15 AM
    123
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