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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
    57 Pages
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    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post
  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
    100 Pages
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    • Replies: 1,495
    • Views: 86,515
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post
  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
    90 Pages
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    • Replies: 1,338
    • Views: 125,197
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post
  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages
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    • Replies: 1,521
    • Views: 239,168
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post
  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,886
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post
  1. Hide and seek

    Started by Terry B, 1st April 2007 05:57 PM
    focused, hide, quiet, seek, stay
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,286
    2nd April 2007, 10:25 PM Go to last post
  2. Right place at the right time?

    Started by goat, 29th March 2007 09:51 PM
    place, time
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,323
    30th March 2007, 10:09 AM Go to last post
  3. Gambling

    Started by fred.n, 27th March 2007 10:36 PM
    answered, blondes, clothes, dealers, departed, dice, dollars, dumb, dumfounded, feel, finally, gambling, girl, hope, hugged, moral, picked, quickly, roll, single, southerners, squealed, stared, story, stupid, up-and-down, watching, winnings, won
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,449
    28th March 2007, 02:34 AM Go to last post
  4. Nuclear Power

    Started by Baz, 24th March 2007 11:04 AM
    book, clumps, cow, deer, discuss, dried, eat, excretes, feel, fellow, flat, girl, grass, hmmm, horse, idea, nuclear, passenger, patty, pellets, power, produces, qualified, question, seated, sh.t, stranger, stuff.yet, suppose, talk
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,908
    24th March 2007, 07:53 PM Go to last post
  5. Drought

    Started by Dennis Millard, 24th March 2007 04:33 PM
    barwon, careful, circular, drought, hows, pinned, serious, stamp, telling, water
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,490
    24th March 2007, 04:33 PM Go to last post
  6. Dear Abby

    Started by NCArcher, 22nd March 2007 01:47 PM
    abby, advice, column, dear, letters, mens, published
    • Replies: 12
    • Views: 2,204
    24th March 2007, 01:57 PM Go to last post
  7. Irish Joke

    Started by Barry_White, 23rd March 2007 02:36 PM
    alley, arab, belfast, careful, catholic, comedian, dark, dragged, funny, grabbed, guy, ira, irish, jewish, joke, luckiest, night, parkinson, protestant, scroll, street, told, troubles, wandering, watching
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,725
    23rd March 2007, 02:36 PM Go to last post
  8. one foggy night

    Started by goat, 21st March 2007 11:06 PM
    bathroom, bottle, breath, bump, bumping, casket, clapping, clappity-bump, coffin, coming, cough, desperate, door, faster, foggy, gasps, head, heart, home, locks, night, pounding;, reeling;, runs, sobbing, stops, syrup, terrified, throws, walking
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,409
    22nd March 2007, 11:52 AM Go to last post
  9. [Wo]men & Men

    Started by Bob38S, 20th March 2007 09:46 AM
    attack, attention, beautiful, clever, continue, feeling, female, frog, heart, husband, joke, kazam-shes, listen, male, men, mess, mine, moral, readers, richest, stop, story, ten, times, trap, wishes, woman, women, woods, world
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,344
    20th March 2007, 10:36 AM Go to last post
  10. A French joke

    Started by jmk89, 19th March 2007 04:56 PM
    attended, audience, closed, continued, decided, drivelling, encourage, french, friday, graveyard, guy, joke, lunch, months, nice, night, participation, presenter, presenters, question, sat, seminar, sex, shift, smiling, stand, standing, stayed, thread, tonight
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,470
    19th March 2007, 04:56 PM Go to last post
  11. Chinese dental problem

    Started by Iain, 18th March 2007 11:55 AM
    2.30, blame, chinese, daughter, dental, funny-, problem
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,535
    18th March 2007, 12:05 PM Go to last post
  12. A Beer before it starts

    Started by fred.n, 17th March 2007 06:53 PM
    “quick, beer, bought, bring, chair, favourite, finished, gonna, home, it’s, looked, puzzled, sat, start”, starts, starts.”, wife
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,543
    17th March 2007, 08:15 PM Go to last post
  13. (Sigh) bored .....

    Started by masoth, 15th March 2007 11:42 AM
    act, bored, drank, finish, killed, lovely, madness, mate, sigh, sothc, varnish
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,836
    15th March 2007, 10:10 PM Go to last post
  14. Wink Life in the Australian Army

    Started by John Saxton, 14th March 2007 02:59 PM
    army, australian, bad, bed, bloody, boxes, boys, brekky, brothers, city, complain, cows, coz, dad, doug, eromanga, feed, foot, gotta, life, mum, phil, quick, reload, steady, stone, truck, west, word, wrestle
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,615
    15th March 2007, 01:34 AM Go to last post
  15. A True Love Story

    Started by Barry_White, 14th March 2007 10:58 PM
    42039, arrested, cincinnati, days, hungry, husband, jail, judge, lifting, love, peaches, peas, pronounce, punishment, replied, shop, spoke, steal, stole, stolen, story, true, woman, womans
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,503
    14th March 2007, 10:58 PM Go to last post
  16. No Speaka Da English

    Started by Barry_White, 14th March 2007 10:45 PM
    aloud, asses, attention, bus, coola, country, den, english, foul-mouthed, frienda, galvanized, hears, hey, indignantly, justa, lady, lives, mississippi, obsessed, pig, public, retorted, sex, sit, speak, speaka, spell, talkinabouta, tellin, time
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,428
    14th March 2007, 10:45 PM Go to last post
  17. Quicky

    Started by echnidna, 13th March 2007 06:11 PM
    angel, breath, bushes, care, change, day, eagerly, ensues, fifteen, giggling, head, hold, hundred, laughing, left, life, minutes, nude, patiently, pigeon, positions, quicky, replies, return, rustle, shrubbery, tells, thinking, time, waits
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,578
    13th March 2007, 06:18 PM Go to last post
  18. "Do whatever you want, dear'

    Started by MajorPanic, 11th March 2007 07:48 PM
    dear
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 2,171
    13th March 2007, 05:26 PM Go to last post
  19. Voice recognition in MS Vista...

    Started by Skew ChiDAMN!!, 9th March 2007 07:45 PM
    bit, cackle, download, found, largish, recognition, streaming, vid, vista, voice
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,774
    11th March 2007, 11:03 PM Go to last post
  20. Post Why men oversleep

    Started by Mal, 18th December 2000 06:21 PM
    alert, aye, bladder, captain, clock, consciousness, damn, ears, eyes, fingers, hit, hold, libido, loud, men, mode, morning, music, nose, oversleep, ready, registered, report, reports, sir, sleep, stomach, system, woman, yessir
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 4,661
    9th March 2007, 11:55 AM Go to last post
  21. ?Sober

    Started by Terry B, 7th March 2007 11:55 AM
    alcohol, attacking, bar, barley, beers, bottom, burger, buzz, calories, catch, cutting, damned, dinner, elephant, glass, hey, home, hops, idea, jober, mosquitoes, moved, named, pink, recognize, salt, sober, sudge, traces, wife
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 2,082
    9th March 2007, 10:45 AM Go to last post
  22. One for Stirlo :D

    Started by RETIRED, 8th March 2007 07:53 AM
    aids, care, children, cocaine, commune, cure, dad, ecstasy, envelope, eyes, growing, home, house, hurt, life, love, marijuana, meantime, passion, people, pray, remind, report, school, science, stacy, stirlo, tommys, trading, worse
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,926
    8th March 2007, 07:01 PM Go to last post
  23. Hell Explained

    Started by bumnut, 24th February 2007 12:17 AM
    boyles, drop, enter, exothermic, expanding, explained, freshman, frozen, heat, hell, hte, increase, law, leaving, mid, night, possibilities, postulate, pressure, question, rate, religion, religions, slower, souls, student, temperature, teressa, untill, volume
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 2,482
    8th March 2007, 03:46 PM Go to last post
  24. Sexist or True?

    Started by Terry B, 2nd March 2007 02:14 PM
    breakfast, burst, butter, calmly, careful, cooking, couple, crazy, driving, eggs, feels, forget, fry, god, hurry, husband, kitchen, listen, lost, ome, replied, salt, sexist, stared, stick, suddenly, true, wife, world, wrong
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,794
    6th March 2007, 12:38 AM Go to last post
  25. How To Clean Your Toilet

    Started by Baz, 2nd March 2007 04:02 PM
    1/8, bathroom, cat, clean, close, commode, cup, dog, door, dry, front, home, lid, lids, lift, movement, people, power-wash, quickly, rinse, rocket, run, sincerely, smooth, soothe, sparkling, stand, streak, toilet, water
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 2,330
    5th March 2007, 01:16 PM Go to last post
  26. pilot humour

    Started by Gra, 2nd March 2007 08:47 PM
    barrel, boom, broke, c-130, chuckled, cocky, coffee, cup, droned, f-16, fighter, flew, flying, hell, humour, jock, legs, minutes, mission, pilot, piss, promptly, puzzled, roll, sound, stood, stretched, sweet, told, watch
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,811
    3rd March 2007, 12:04 PM Go to last post
  27. Military Wisdom

    Started by Baz, 28th February 2007 06:40 PM
    admiral, airman, american, ave, change, chief, colonel, customs, france, jeep, lieutenant, married, military, navy, officer, phone, plane, replied, retired, seaman, seat, sergeant, sir, sitting, soldier, sons, stuck, united, whorehouse, wisdom
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,682
    2nd March 2007, 03:33 PM Go to last post
  28. Canadian Passport

    Started by Baz, 1st March 2007 05:31 PM
    address, araft, beach, birth, butt, canadian, card, chicken, crying, cut, days, farm, forms, goat, heads, hell, insurance, issuance, loud, minister, park, passport, picture, plan, sandy, stupid, urge, visiting, weird, yasser
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 2,363
    1st March 2007, 10:10 PM Go to last post
  29. Bad day at work???

    Started by Sculptured Box, 1st March 2007 06:32 PM
    bad, bum, chamber, crack, cream, day, decompression, dilemma, dive, diver, divers, happened, hose, itch, jellyfish, job, love, needless, office, realize, scratched, started, suit, surface, time, warm, water, wetsuit, work, worse
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 2,289
    1st March 2007, 09:18 PM Go to last post
  30. Computer Tech Joke

    Started by Felder, 1st March 2007 11:28 AM
    army, attempts, barrel, blown, boot, camp, computer, drafted, end”, fine, finest, finger, hand, industry’s, joke, leaving, looked, missed, range, report, rifle, shots, squeezed, target, tech, techs, trigger, trouble, yelled, “it’s
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,668
    1st March 2007, 02:35 PM Go to last post

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