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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
    100 Pages •
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
    90 Pages •
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,601
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. A Reason for the Australian Oil Crisis

    Started by Phil Spencer, 10th August 2007 05:11 PM
    answer, australian, bass, bothered, canberra, check, coast, country, crisis, dipsticks, geographical, located, lot, low, oil, people, purely, reason, shortage, simple, strait, understand
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 2,129
    Groggy
    11th August 2007, 11:22 AM Go to last post

  2. Accountant ruined my day

    Started by Barry Hicks, 10th August 2007 08:26 AM
    accountant, day, day;, government, leaving, phoned, plates, ruined, sort
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,353
    Allan at Wallan
    10th August 2007, 09:17 PM Go to last post

  3. Brakes not working

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 10th August 2007 12:16 PM
    allan, brakes, car, dying, fix, hope, horn, local, louder, mechanic, overcame, time, working, worried
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,269
    Allan at Wallan
    10th August 2007, 12:16 PM Go to last post

  4. Occupational hazzard

    Started by Barry Hicks, 10th August 2007 05:15 AM
    beginning, cassock, coming, darling, dress, fire, hazzard, incense, love, occupational, ornate, pot, priest, proceed, purse, ready, service, shoulder, smoke, surplice, swinging, touched, vested, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,214
    Barry Hicks
    10th August 2007, 05:15 AM Go to last post

  5. Donkey x onion

    Started by Barry Hicks, 9th August 2007 03:39 AM
    ass, bring, cross, donkey, eared, eyes, onion, onions, piece, tears
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,314
    mic-d
    9th August 2007, 07:20 AM Go to last post

  6. The Engineer

    Started by joe greiner, 8th August 2007 10:41 PM
    anticipation, blade, block, boldly, carriage, committee, crowd, divine, doctor, engineer, execution, executioner, fell, free, god, guillotine, head, jammed, led, lord, marched, meeting, mercy, neck, platform, priest, set, shown, track, tripped
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,643
    munruben
    8th August 2007, 11:09 PM Go to last post

  7. Eating out

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 8th August 2007 04:39 PM
    allan, anticipated, arrived, dinner, door, doorstep, dying, eating, excited, home, hope, jam, lights, locked, night, rang, sandwich, time, wife, worried
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,493
    Allan at Wallan
    8th August 2007, 10:37 PM Go to last post

  8. Drinking Song

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th August 2007 04:36 PM
    allan, bar, compose, drinking, dying, hope, night, past, pub, song, time, worried
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 2,060
    Iain
    8th August 2007, 08:54 PM Go to last post

  9. Billy and Mary

    Started by Barry Hicks, 8th August 2007 07:50 AM
    bigger, billy, cute, decides, door, jones, kids, live, lucky, married, mary, marys, money, pair, pink, plan, play, pocket, pool, real, replies, tickled, y.o
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,255
    Barry Hicks
    8th August 2007, 07:50 AM Go to last post

  10. Did I order this?

    Started by Gra, 8th August 2007 12:56 AM
    beady, briefly, bring, calls, cast, chicken, couple, demands, duck, explains, explanation, eyes, happening, husband, iron, lid, lightly, meal, order, peeking, perturbed, pot, reaches, replies, rises, serve, sir, slams, surprise, waiter
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,681
    Cliff Rogers
    8th August 2007, 01:10 AM Go to last post

  11. idiot proofing

    Started by weisyboy, 4th August 2007 07:09 PM
    bottles, boy, building.doh, directions, dispencer, dust, ear, gloves, hands, happend, idiot, invert, juice, lid, liquid, mark, mess, mower, pants, proofing, protection, read, removed, rotating, saftey, simply, soap, straightb, stupid, upside
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 2,331
    fred.n
    7th August 2007, 07:04 PM Go to last post

  12. A boy and his dog

    Started by Barry Hicks, 7th August 2007 06:03 PM
    boy, dog, dog;, laying, loyalty, orbedience, teaches
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,043
    Barry Hicks
    7th August 2007, 06:03 PM Go to last post

  13. Aa

    Started by munruben, 7th August 2007 03:38 PM
    alcoholic, alcoholics, anonymous, cured, drinking, father, week, wifes
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,062
    Wongo
    7th August 2007, 05:19 PM Go to last post

  14. Great swimmer

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th August 2007 12:08 AM
    answered, aussie, australia, bloke, brought, challenged, defeated, dream, dying, easily, fast, girl, great, home, honeymoon, hope, hotel, learn, marry, met, paradise, street, surfers, swim, swimmer, time, venice, walker, whilst, worried
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,194
    munruben
    7th August 2007, 03:02 PM Go to last post

  15. Sound advice

    Started by Barry Hicks, 7th August 2007 08:25 AM
    advice, allan, careful, short, sound, step
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,131
    munruben
    7th August 2007, 03:00 PM Go to last post

  16. Religion, sex and mystery.

    Started by Barry Hicks, 7th August 2007 10:47 AM
    allan, assignment, class, hopeful, involving, lord, mystery, pregnant, religion, sex, short, shortest, shorty, story, winning, write, writers
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,717
    Allan at Wallan
    7th August 2007, 12:35 PM Go to last post

  17. Painful Moments

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 3rd August 2007 12:16 AM
    allan, bent, broken, caught, chain, chap, comparing, dying, evening, gee, hope, horse, moment, moments, painful, possessions, prized, rabbit, ran, replied, responded, setting, stood, time, timers, toe, trap, traps, worried
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,846
    rod@plasterbrok
    5th August 2007, 10:37 PM Go to last post

  18. FBI recruiting

    Started by Barry Hicks, 5th August 2007 12:30 PM
    agent, banging, beat, blanks, brow, chair, crashing, death, door, eyes, fbi, gun, heard, home, instructions, kill, loaded, minutes, quiet, recruiting, screaming, shots, sweat, takes, tears, walls, wife, wiped, womam, womans
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,156
    JDarvall
    5th August 2007, 09:41 PM Go to last post

  19. Memory

    Started by munruben, 27th July 2007 11:44 AM
    losing, memory, remember, sign
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 2,038
    Allan at Wallan
    5th August 2007, 08:37 PM Go to last post

  20. Thumbs up This bloke was a wise old woody!!!

    Started by Rodgera, 5th August 2007 09:22 AM
    announced, arrival, biggest, bloke, brand, business, competition, competitor, deals, dismayed, door, entrance.2tsup, erected, healthy, horrified, huge, idea, larger, lowest, main, panicked, prices.oo, read, shop, shopkeeper, sign, wise, woody
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,386
    Allan at Wallan
    5th August 2007, 08:28 PM Go to last post

  21. bumper sticker

    Started by weisyboy, 4th August 2007 09:45 AM
    annoy, baby, beetween, board, bumper, day, driving, ears, greenies, mention, people, read, read;, realy, s###t, sighn, sighns, soar, sticker, stupid, thaught, town, true, untill, werth, wilderness, window, yeasterday, yellow
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,730
    Rebus
    5th August 2007, 07:54 PM Go to last post

  22. Wondering again

    Started by munruben, 2nd August 2007 02:10 PM
    called, court, deaf, hearing, person, wondering
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,322
    Dennis Millard
    5th August 2007, 05:55 PM Go to last post

  23. A Blondes year

    Started by munruben, 5th August 2007 12:42 AM
    108, 911, arms, august, blondes, button, california, call, capital, car, cheated, competition, december, duh, fit, instructions, learned, locked, phone, pound, rain, september, soft-top, storm, stupid, swamped, swimmers, water, weigh, year
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,507
    Allan at Wallan
    5th August 2007, 01:12 PM Go to last post

  24. An oldie revisited

    Started by Barry Hicks, 5th August 2007 05:17 AM
    age, ago, beans, bones, bring, catches, close, damn, deal, decides, figures, fool, furious, heading, hop, hour, knowledge, leopard, mess, monkey, moral, oldie, poodle, protection, revisited, speed, spills, story, strikes, trade
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,408
    Barry Hicks
    5th August 2007, 05:17 AM Go to last post

  25. The letter I would least like to recieve

    Started by Barry Hicks, 3rd August 2007 02:30 PM
    2 Pages •
    1 2
    1234, 5000, congratulations, dear, division, draw, gold, hicks, letter, lotto, receive, recieve, winners, won
    • Replies: 15
    • Views: 3,293
    Honorary Bloke
    4th August 2007, 10:56 PM Go to last post

  26. funny sighns

    Started by weisyboy, 4th August 2007 06:58 PM
    funny, sighns
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,287
    weisyboy
    4th August 2007, 06:58 PM Go to last post

  27. Learning chinese in 5 minutes.

    Started by JDarvall, 4th August 2007 01:06 PM
    chinese, learning, matuuuuuure, minutes, rolleyes, sort
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,327
    weisyboy
    4th August 2007, 06:39 PM Go to last post

  28. Advanced Medicine

    Started by Barry_White, 4th August 2007 02:07 PM
    advanced, american, country, doctor, german, germany, guys, half, heart, house, idiot, israeli, kidney, lung, medicine, outdone, person, russian, texas, weeks, white
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,395
    weisyboy
    4th August 2007, 06:34 PM Go to last post

  29. Finally a cure

    Started by munruben, 4th August 2007 03:12 PM
    bad, bed, box, cough, cure, finally, found, laxatives, scared, tomorrow, tonight
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,142
    weisyboy
    4th August 2007, 06:31 PM Go to last post

  30. Regular as clockwork.

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 3rd August 2007 06:42 PM
    5.00am, 6.00am, 7.00am, allan, answered, bladder, bowels, chap, checkup, clockwork, doctor, dying, exclaimed, fine, hope, morning, regular, replied, time, wake, worried
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,478
    sea dragon
    4th August 2007, 02:30 PM Go to last post

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