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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
    57 Pages
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    • Replies: 851
    • Views: 51,730
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post
  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
    100 Pages
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    • Replies: 1,495
    • Views: 86,153
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post
  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
    90 Pages
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    • Replies: 1,338
    • Views: 124,607
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post
  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages
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    • Replies: 1,521
    • Views: 238,921
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post
  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,886
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post
  1. Stiff upper lip

    Started by Barry Hicks, 18th September 2007 11:58 AM
    american, blood, british, complaining, continued, dryly, english, englishman, french, indian, italian, lip, mother, opposite, replied, rest, sets, sitting, sporting, starts, stiff, stuffy, swedish, train, trip, upper
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,263
    18th September 2007, 03:16 PM Go to last post
  2. A True Story for the IT Types

    Started by rrich, 12th September 2007 11:35 AM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    assure, attempt, center, client, commands, console, control, credit, data, determine, drive, enter, finally, happened, mcr, operator, produced, prompt, report, responded, responding, response, return, starts, story, system, terminal, true, types, words
    • Replies: 23
    • Views: 3,836
    15th September 2007, 08:31 PM Go to last post
  3. BBQ Rules

    Started by Rodgera, 15th September 2007 06:58 PM
    annoyed, bbq, beer, bring, brings, burning, concludes, cooking, dishes, efforts, enjoyed, grill, makes, meat, napkins, night, plates, pleasing, prepares, reaction, routine, rules, salad, sauces, situation, table, takes, utensils, woman, women
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,866
    15th September 2007, 07:05 PM Go to last post
  4. Karate chop

    Started by Barry Hicks, 15th September 2007 02:26 PM
    assailant, bar, barman, beer, chop, drive, feet, fellow, finishes, floor, guy, handle, hauls, karate, knocks, korea, mattock, minutes, mitre, quietly, sitting, staggers, stool, ten, walks, whamo
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,228
    15th September 2007, 02:26 PM Go to last post
  5. The ant and the elephant

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 11th September 2007 09:23 PM
    allan, ant, apologies, david, disturbing, dying, elephant, giraffe, hope, joke, love, news, story, time, tonight, worried
    • Replies: 11
    • Views: 2,223
    14th September 2007, 10:14 PM Go to last post
  6. The Haircut

    Started by Phil Spencer, 12th September 2007 04:46 PM
    argument, baptist, bible, boy, car, cut, dad, decided, disappointed, father, grades, hair, haircut, hed, jesus, john, moment, moses, notice, noticed, paused, real, replied, samson, son, strong, studies, studying, thinking, walked
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,303
    14th September 2007, 05:18 PM Go to last post
  7. Could this be true?

    Started by Barry Hicks, 14th September 2007 09:54 AM
    beer, drank, farted, fishing, girl, golf, guy, happily, hunting, left, lived, lot, marry, played, seat, time, toilet, true
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,090
    14th September 2007, 11:55 AM Go to last post
  8. An Aussie Poem

    Started by Groggy, 13th September 2007 12:37 PM
    aussie, bank, bloody, caught, check, cocky, dam, ewe, fleece, hang, hed, hide, hot, jocks, local, poem, puffed, ran, rep, round, rule, run, safe, shed, spot, stock, stopped, stuffed, water, wet
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 1,735
    14th September 2007, 10:06 AM Go to last post
  9. Learning Colours

    Started by Rodgera, 13th September 2007 09:27 PM
    colour, colours, continued, correct, decided, door, figure, fun, granddaughter, grandpa, headed, learned, learning, test
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,361
    14th September 2007, 09:03 AM Go to last post
  10. Thought for the day

    Started by Barry Hicks, 13th September 2007 11:15 AM
    annoy, attitude, day, people, positive, solve, thought, worth
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,093
    13th September 2007, 05:53 PM Go to last post
  11. Grand Final time

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th September 2007 02:02 PM
    active, ahhh, allan, arrive, drab, dying, excitement, final, grand, hope, life, pickpockets, sex, time, wait, worried
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,224
    13th September 2007, 05:35 PM Go to last post
  12. Moved: Test Results

    Started by Phil Spencer, 13th September 2007 02:09 PM
    results, test
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  13. Talking An Unusual Funeral

    Started by Rodgera, 13th September 2007 08:09 AM
    answered, approaching, attacked, black, borrow, cemetery, dog, file, funeral, happened, hearse, inquired, join, killed, metres, moment, mother-in-law, nearby, passes, poignant, procession, queue, replied, silence, single, solitary, thoughtful, unusual, walking, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,427
    13th September 2007, 08:09 AM Go to last post
  14. Pope visits Luciano Pavarotti's Deathbed

    Started by skot, 12th September 2007 09:02 PM
    ascends, deathbed, demise, ear, enter, envelope, gates, hand, hands, heaven, luci, luciano, lucianos, meeting, owe, passes, pavarotti, pavarottis, pearly, peter, pope, reads, saint, slips, tener, visits, whispers
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,418
    12th September 2007, 09:23 PM Go to last post
  15. V. nice harry potter puppet show

    Started by masher, 12th September 2007 06:06 PM
    "the, harry, mysterious, nice, noise", pals, potter, puppet, sound, ticking, watch, youtube
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,048
    12th September 2007, 08:33 PM Go to last post
  16. The story of Ralph and Edna

    Started by Barry Hicks, 7th September 2007 08:23 AM
    act, bad, bathrobe, belt, bottom, concluded, continued, crisis, dead, discharged, displays, dry, edna, hang, home, hospital, jumped, jumping, life, mindedness, news, pool, ralph, rationally, replied, respond, saved, saving, sound, story
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,418
    12th September 2007, 05:22 PM Go to last post
  17. Kamikaze pilots

    Started by munruben, 11th September 2007 10:45 AM
    carefully, instructor, kamikaze, pilots, school, students, watch
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 2,352
    12th September 2007, 04:12 PM Go to last post
  18. A little eye problem

    Started by Barry Hicks, 12th September 2007 04:10 PM
    boys, counter, eagle, eye, eyes, guy, mate, optometrist, problem, replied, walked, yesterday
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,428
    12th September 2007, 04:10 PM Go to last post
  19. Crook carby in the car

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 12th September 2007 02:53 PM
    allan, answered, attention, car, carby, crap, crook, dying, enquired, friend, hope, mechanic, pick, sadly, time, wallan, worried
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,220
    12th September 2007, 03:31 PM Go to last post
  20. Party trick.

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 12th September 2007 03:28 PM
    activates, allan, answer, colon, complete, computer, concentration, dying, e.g, grandchild, hope, insert, line, live, mark, marked, party, peter, petition, question, requires, rest, stop, time, trick, type, typed, typing, wallan, worried
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,309
    12th September 2007, 03:28 PM Go to last post
  21. A few for the kids.

    Started by munruben, 11th September 2007 10:49 AM
    call, dance, ghosts, hair, home, kids, moaners, scare, skeletons, spray, time, watch, witch, witches
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,623
    12th September 2007, 03:12 PM Go to last post
  22. Night out with the boys

    Started by Barry Hicks, 12th September 2007 07:08 AM
    boys, fight, friend, husband, night, woman
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,037
    12th September 2007, 02:38 PM Go to last post
  23. The Trustworthy Lawyer

    Started by wheelinround, 12th September 2007 11:11 AM
    $8000, admitted, amount, bring, charity, check, clergyman, clergymans, coffin, confessed, contained, doctor, dying, entire, envelope, friend, friends, frivolously, gentle, lawyer, medical, money, personal, promise, sincerity, trusted, trustworthy, waste, worthy
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,118
    12th September 2007, 11:11 AM Go to last post
  24. Smile Help Is On The Way

    Started by Rodgera, 11th September 2007 07:35 PM
    afternoon, ago, arms, button, chest, computer, crossed, duty, foot, friend, front, impatiently, lab, main, minutes, noticed, position, pushed, quiet, replied, screen, sitting, staring, tapping, time, twenty, woman, workstations
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,386
    12th September 2007, 10:47 AM Go to last post
  25. How many eggs.

    Started by munruben, 10th September 2007 11:22 PM
    15cm, 20cm, 30cm, basket, deep, egg, eggs, empty, wide
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 1,739
    12th September 2007, 10:43 AM Go to last post
  26. Karate expert

    Started by munruben, 10th September 2007 10:23 PM
    aaaaaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaaaah, air, bikies, breath, brick, chop, club, eventually, expert, eyes, gang, glass, gutter, guy, half, house, karate, landed, lay, meter, meters, pavement, picked, plate, rolled, sailed, slammed, thick, window
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,653
    12th September 2007, 10:29 AM Go to last post
  27. Scuba diver question

    Started by munruben, 10th September 2007 10:09 PM
    answer, backwards, boat, dive, diver, divers, fall, forward, question, scuba, simple, topple, toppled, water, wondered
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,476
    11th September 2007, 10:27 AM Go to last post
  28. Pay Back

    Started by Black Ned, 11th September 2007 09:20 AM
    arrives, gates, god, hand, luciano, note, owe, pavarottl, pay, pearly, pope, reads, tenna, tenor
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,097
    11th September 2007, 09:46 AM Go to last post
  29. A Riddle

    Started by munruben, 10th September 2007 11:19 PM
    head, laughing, plop, riddle
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,141
    11th September 2007, 12:16 AM Go to last post
  30. Scuba diver

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 10th September 2007 08:35 PM
    allan, behold, bloke, chap, depth, diver, diving, drowning, dying, gear, grabbed, hope, looked, metres, nearby, notepad, pen, pulled, quickly, scuba, slimline, time, waterproof, worried, wrote
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,214
    10th September 2007, 10:06 PM Go to last post

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