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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
    100 Pages •
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,886
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. A cloak

    Started by munruben, 8th October 2007 05:03 PM
    call, chinese, cloak, mating, toad
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,121
    fenderbelly
    8th October 2007, 09:26 PM Go to last post

  2. Grasshopper

    Started by munruben, 8th October 2007 04:53 PM
    bar, bartender, crazy, drink, famous, forever, front, grasshopper, meet, named, steve, walks
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,533
    munruben
    8th October 2007, 04:53 PM Go to last post

  3. Cut lunch

    Started by Barry Hicks, 8th October 2007 10:35 AM
    bag, christ, colourful, concerned, construction, convent, correct, cut, decided, heads, jesus, language, living, looked, lunch, nun, paper, shook, site, smile, spend, spot, steelwork, steelworkers, time, walked, wifes, worker, workers, yelled
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,725
    Barry Hicks
    8th October 2007, 10:35 AM Go to last post

  4. Eating out !!!!!!!!

    Started by fenderbelly, 8th October 2007 08:54 AM
    76.39, consulting, dropped, eating, extra, firm, flies, fly, found, hanging, impressed, kitchen, mentioned, noticed, observant, percent, pocket, restroom, save, shirt, spent, spoon, spoons, string, time, trip, waiter, waiters, walked, whispered
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,570
    fenderbelly
    8th October 2007, 08:54 AM Go to last post

  5. A Double Entendre

    Started by Ruddy, 7th October 2007 09:49 PM
    bar, barman, double, entendre, girl
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,366
    wheelinround
    8th October 2007, 08:39 AM Go to last post

  6. Married women

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th October 2007 11:31 PM
    allan, bride, chap, darling, dying, honeymoon, hope, love, married, replied, returned, time, weakness, women, worried
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,034
    Allan at Wallan
    7th October 2007, 11:31 PM Go to last post

  7. Relations

    Started by fenderbelly, 7th October 2007 11:19 AM
    afternoon, aussie, baby, beer, cold, crooked, eyes, finally, fishing, hard, head, house, love, minute, pom, pregnant, question, real, related, relations, scratched, sideways, sitting, sneak, squinted, talking, thinking, wife
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,351
    Allan at Wallan
    7th October 2007, 11:20 PM Go to last post

  8. learn to speak Chinese

    Started by fenderbelly, 6th October 2007 12:12 AM
    15your, automobile, body, chinese, ching, cleaning, dark, diet, dim, he’s, kin, king, kum, learn, meeting, mun, nao, odor, offensive, pah, shing, sight, speak, staying, stin, tow, wai, week, ying, zone
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,307
    Ruddigar
    7th October 2007, 11:07 PM Go to last post

  9. Broken down car

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 6th October 2007 06:08 PM
    allan, answered, bonnet, broke, broken, car, day, drunk, dying, examining, head, hope, piston, replied, time, worried, wrong, yeah
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,643
    Tonyz
    7th October 2007, 08:50 PM Go to last post

  10. French Restuarant

    Started by Capt. Zero, 7th October 2007 01:40 PM
    alright, answered, attractive, buster, chance, demands, french, giving, meal, offers, patron, pronounced, quiche, quickie, replies, restuarant, resturant, shocked, slapping, slaps, table, time, waitress
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,200
    Barry Hicks
    7th October 2007, 07:15 PM Go to last post

  11. 10 y.o. blues

    Started by Barry Hicks, 7th October 2007 03:53 PM
    bees, birds, blues, boy, bunny, bursting, confused, easter, fairy, father, grown-ups, lad, laid, left, live, promise, santa, sobbed, son, speech, tears, tooth, wrong, y.o
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,507
    againstthegrain
    7th October 2007, 06:50 PM Go to last post

  12. Non wood related but funny none the less

    Started by manoftalent, 7th October 2007 03:22 PM
    20th, 25th, agreed, anniversary, australia, cared, drink, fabulous, funny, guy, guys, hard, harry, hey, mate, moment, planned, pretty, related, sat, silence, sitting, suppose, taking, thinking, top, trip, week, wife, wood
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,133
    Barry Hicks
    7th October 2007, 03:45 PM Go to last post

  13. New computer

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 6th October 2007 05:51 PM
    allan, buy, computer, decided, dying, hope, model, reads, remind, replace, shop, strife, time, trouble, wife, worried
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,387
    Rodgera
    7th October 2007, 02:06 PM Go to last post

  14. Marriage proposal

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th October 2007 10:37 AM
    ago, allan, bashful, chap, dance, dances, days, dying, hope, marriage, married, marry, met, proposal, time, wife, worried
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,215
    Capt. Zero
    7th October 2007, 11:54 AM Go to last post

  15. Chinese guy

    Started by munruben, 6th October 2007 10:41 AM
    allan, bunnings, charge, chinese, day, guy, hours, hunted, job, jumps, local, pile, search, shouts, staff, store, suddenly, supplies, timber
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 2,005
    Wongo
    6th October 2007, 11:25 PM Go to last post

  16. Butcher dance

    Started by fenderbelly, 5th October 2007 11:30 PM
    butcher, chief, circle, creek, crew, dance, days, dirt, equipment, film, forced, guy, half, head, hold, huge, mate, miles, mountains, natives, pass, reach, rock, rocky, spirits, til, time, track, tree, village
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,578
    Barry Hicks
    6th October 2007, 07:23 PM Go to last post

  17. Car problems at Munruben

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 6th October 2007 06:15 PM
    allan, answered, bonnet, broke, car, drunk, dying, head, hope, john, mate, munruben, piston, problems, replied, time, worried, yeah
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,206
    Allan at Wallan
    6th October 2007, 06:15 PM Go to last post

  18. Anal optic nerve

    Started by Barry Hicks, 4th October 2007 09:09 PM
    anal, anus, body, bring, called, connects, eye, eyeball, giving, hair, human, life, nerve, optic, outlook, people, pulling, responsible, tear
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 2,903
    Rodgera
    6th October 2007, 01:22 PM Go to last post

  19. Anniversary Present from the Police!!

    Started by Rodgera, 6th October 2007 01:12 PM
    anniversary, congratulations, day, driving, explained, handed, home, hury, late, officer, paper, police, present, proceeded, rushing, speeding, stopped, ticket, truth, warning, wife, write
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,147
    Rodgera
    6th October 2007, 01:12 PM Go to last post

  20. Imac computer

    Started by munruben, 6th October 2007 10:59 AM
    answer, card, care, carefully, chosen, clever, computer, computers, dead, dick, father, fishing, flashing, florida, forward, imac, laughed, lights, popped, printed, question, salesman, stepped, time, trick, ultimate, wheels, whirring, words
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,232
    munruben
    6th October 2007, 10:59 AM Go to last post

  21. Changing times

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 4th October 2007 12:30 PM
    allan, changing, dying, food, hope, life, pants, realise, replaced, sex, time, times, worried
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 1,846
    wheelinround
    6th October 2007, 09:24 AM Go to last post

  22. Yellow 24

    Started by fenderbelly, 6th October 2007 12:22 AM
    $3200, bingo, caller, calling, calls, checks, corners-prize, doc, doctors, grand, grid, grid-, home, house, line, lucky, mate, met, national, raffle, saysson, screamed, stage, wins, won, woodie, yellow
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,564
    fenderbelly
    6th October 2007, 12:22 AM Go to last post

  23. Cake or bed (one for the mob from Venus)

    Started by Barry Hicks, 5th October 2007 09:14 AM
    bed, cake, decides, door, fix, fixed, forehead, fridge, hall, home, honey, house, husband, light, mob, nice, notices, offered, pub, repairs, replied, sort, steps, told, treated, venus, walks, wife, written, wrong
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,200
    Barry Hicks
    5th October 2007, 09:14 AM Go to last post

  24. Farmers Wife

    Started by BazzaDLB, 4th October 2007 11:23 PM
    applied, boots, called, day, died, directed, drunk, entering, farm, farmer, farmers, farming, fireplace, found, gay, glass, hand, hard, job, left, sitting, slowly, successful, town, trembling, unbutton, waiting, widow, wife, wine
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,159
    BazzaDLB
    4th October 2007, 11:23 PM Go to last post

  25. Two Irish woodies

    Started by Barry Hicks, 2nd October 2007 05:45 PM
    afterall, allan, bombay, drew, excuse, family, forum, happy, irish, john, level, looked, mick, mods, mother, note, nun, p1zz, pat, perverts, slowly, street, suppose, theresa, walked, walking, woodie, woodies
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,363
    Cliff Rogers
    4th October 2007, 09:57 PM Go to last post

  26. meaning of poor

    Started by wheelinround, 3rd October 2007 05:46 PM
    boys, buy, dad, family, father, food, friends, garden, grow, life, live, makes, meaning, people, perspective, poor, property, protect, reaches, servants, serve, short, sight, single, son, speechless, trip, walls, wonderful, worrying
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 2,528
    fred.n
    4th October 2007, 09:10 PM Go to last post

  27. Red face Sorry guys this is for our female brethren

    Started by Phil Spencer, 13th July 2006 04:55 PM
    2 Pages •
    1 2
    amen, beat, bed, boys, brethren, call, companion, day, death, fairy, female, forgive, guys, hands, husband, immediately, lord, love, pray, replied, satisfy, stepped, strength, tickets, whine, whoosh, wife, wished, woman, world
    • Replies: 27
    • Views: 3,880
    wheelinround
    4th October 2007, 08:59 PM Go to last post

  28. North Shore Hospital

    Started by Terry B, 4th October 2007 03:34 PM
    administration, anesthetists, asshole, bitter, cardiologists, decided, decision, gas, hands, heart, hold, hospital, idea, left, madness, matter, north, physicians, pill, plastic, podiatrists, proctologists, psychiatrists, radiologists, shore, step, surgeons, swallow, wash, water
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,200
    MICKYG
    4th October 2007, 06:15 PM Go to last post

  29. Pecans In The Cemetery

    Started by Simomatra, 3rd October 2007 10:29 AM
    ahead, bike, boy, cemetery, dividing, fear, fence, hard, heard, hobbled, inside, insisted, iron, kid, lord, me.the, minutes, nuts, pecans, peered, slowly, standing, tellin, tighter, town, tree, truth, unable, walk, whispered
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,628
    Allan at Wallan
    4th October 2007, 12:24 PM Go to last post

  30. Check it out - a real woodies joke (sorta)

    Started by ss_11000, 4th October 2007 01:10 AM
    cartoon, check, content, funny, graphic, hyperlinks;, joke, kinda, real, rofl, sec, sorta, stupid, violence, wait, warning-, woodies
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,273
    ss_11000
    4th October 2007, 01:10 AM Go to last post

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