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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,601
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Don't drive with little old ladies.

    Started by fenderbelly, 18th October 2007 03:06 PM
    car, crossings, curb, direction, drive, duty, hitting, ladies, lady, lights, mechanic, missed, mph, narrowly, one-way, pedestrian, pedestrians, policeman, ran, red, returned, shop, sittin, smell, street, swerving, terrible, told, traffic, wrong
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,184
    DJ’s Timber
    18th October 2007, 03:10 PM Go to last post

  2. Unhappy Twins

    Started by Rodgera, 16th October 2007 07:32 PM
    announced, delivery, excited, family, father, immediately, news, paused, rest, rushed, smiled, twins, waiting
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,312
    Allan at Wallan
    18th October 2007, 11:24 AM Go to last post

  3. Moved: A Riddle

    Started by fenderbelly, 17th October 2007 06:24 PM
    riddle
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  4. Chicken surprise.....

    Started by Ruddy, 16th October 2007 10:22 PM
    beady, bring, brings, calls, cast, chicken, demands, duck, explains, explanation, eyes, happening, husband, iron, lid, lidded, meal, peeking, perturbed, pot, reaches, replies, rises, served, sir, slams, solly, surprise, waiter, “ah
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,459
    Tony Morton
    16th October 2007, 10:47 PM Go to last post

  5. Unhappy Brass Monkeys

    Started by Rodgera, 16th October 2007 08:27 PM
    balls, brass, called, cannon, chilled, cold, contracts, dropped, expression, faster, freeze, indentations, iron, landlubbers, literally, monkey, monkeys, plate, prevent, quickly, realize, resting, rust, rusting, shrink, solution, supply, temperature, time, vulgar
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,616
    Rodgera
    16th October 2007, 08:27 PM Go to last post

  6. Barry again

    Started by munruben, 16th October 2007 04:39 PM
    bar, barry, buttons, buying, drink, excuse, extremely, finally, gorgeous, high-waisted, hips, mechanism, minutes, miss, nerve, noticed, obvious, pants, puzzling, replied, sat, skin-tight, start, velcro, walked, woman, zipper
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,386
    munruben
    16th October 2007, 04:39 PM Go to last post

  7. Tornado

    Started by munruben, 15th October 2007 11:00 PM
    air, cow, disaster, happened, lifted, tornado, udder
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,432
    munruben
    16th October 2007, 04:21 PM Go to last post

  8. Moved: The Plus Sign

    Started by wheelinround, 16th October 2007 09:04 AM
    sign
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    •  

  9. Pick up

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th October 2007 10:02 AM
    allan, approached, attractive, bar, chicks, coffee, confidently, dying, guess, handsome, hope, lady, melbourne, pick, reason, replied, time, worried, www
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,638
    Allan at Wallan
    15th October 2007, 10:02 AM Go to last post

  10. Weather Forecasters

    Started by fenderbelly, 14th October 2007 07:06 PM
    aborigines, absolutely, bureau, called, cold, coldest, collect, collecting, coming, community, crazy, elder, firewood, forecasters, meteorologist, meteorology, people, prepared, replied, reports, sign, told, tribe, weather, weatherman, week, weeks, winter, winters, wood
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,463
    pawnhead
    14th October 2007, 09:35 PM Go to last post

  11. Another flight attendant

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th October 2007 10:26 AM
    actions, allan, appearance, attendant, condition, doctor, dying, eat, eating, flight, gay, hips, hope, medical, mintie, mouth, patient, person, quickly, replied, signs, straight, swaggering, tablets, time, told, traditional, week, weeks, worried
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,551
    Allan at Wallan
    14th October 2007, 10:53 AM Go to last post

  12. Marriage woes

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th October 2007 10:16 AM
    allan, consult, counsellor, day, decided, dying, guidance, hope, insistent, john, marriage, photographs, started, time, wedding, wife, woes, worried
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,242
    woodcutta
    14th October 2007, 09:40 AM Go to last post

  13. Post Correction

    Started by Rodgera, 13th October 2007 07:58 PM
    arrived, broken, challenged, clock, comeback, corrected, correction, day, decided, finally, frustrated, happened, moment, ready, reply, spouse, time
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,476
    Barry Hicks
    13th October 2007, 08:34 PM Go to last post

  14. Out for the night

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th October 2007 10:11 AM
    allan, barrys, drunk, dying, heels, home, hope, kick, leave, lights, night, replied, rotten, sounds, time, wife, wild, worried
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,032
    Allan at Wallan
    13th October 2007, 10:11 AM Go to last post

  15. Flight Attendants

    Started by wheelinround, 12th October 2007 04:15 PM
    aisle, announce, attendant, attendants, beat, bitch, brute, called, calmly, country, engines, flight, ground, head, hear, hell, main, missing, outrank, pitty-pat, plane, princess, queen, raise, replied, served, swear, sweet-cheeks, tray-up, trazy-poo
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,197
    Allan at Wallan
    13th October 2007, 10:05 AM Go to last post

  16. Breast feeding

    Started by Barry Hicks, 12th October 2007 08:25 AM
    allan, alleviate, arms, babe, baby, babys, breast, chewing, crying, damn, descent, ears, embarrassed, exclaimed, explained, fashion, feeding, gallantly, gosh, gum, head, hungry, landing, mother, nursing, pediatrician, pilot, pressure, shook, true
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,677
    Allan at Wallan
    13th October 2007, 10:04 AM Go to last post

  17. 5 cents

    Started by weisyboy, 12th October 2007 03:47 PM
    5-cent, alright, bar, bloke, cafe, catches, cents, coffee, coin, coughs, counter, cup, father, free, hand, hands, heavens, mans, newspaper, package, pervert, piece, releasing, rushes, seat, starts, touch, violently, walks, word
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,247
    munruben
    12th October 2007, 06:28 PM Go to last post

  18. Psychic girlfriend

    Started by munruben, 10th October 2007 11:10 PM
    girlfriend, left, met, psychic
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,163
    Allan at Wallan
    11th October 2007, 08:58 PM Go to last post

  19. Wife trouble!

    Started by Barry Hicks, 11th October 2007 03:55 PM
    beer, bottle, dependent, fluids, live, lounge, machine, night, plug, pull, sitting, threw, trouble, unplugged, vegetative, wife
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,227
    davo453
    11th October 2007, 06:13 PM Go to last post

  20. Marriage

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 11th October 2007 09:42 AM
    allan, dying, happy, hope, living, marriage, marriages, time, worried
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,209
    Allan at Wallan
    11th October 2007, 09:42 AM Go to last post

  21. Deep in prayer

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 10th October 2007 08:45 PM
    allan, congregation, deep, dying, enthusiastic, hope, hours, minister, minutes, night, phoned, prayed, prayer, replied, spiritual, street, time, welfare, widow, words, worried
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,291
    Allan at Wallan
    11th October 2007, 09:39 AM Go to last post

  22. Family. What would we do without them?

    Started by fenderbelly, 10th October 2007 09:55 PM
    brisbane, brother, care, christmas, coming, divorce, divorced, family, father, forty, hate, hear, hung, life, missery, mother, paying, peter, phone, screamed, sick, sister, son, stage, sydney, talking, telephoned, wife, woodie, yelled
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,800
    dennford
    11th October 2007, 12:39 AM Go to last post

  23. Church organist

    Started by fenderbelly, 10th October 2007 10:02 PM
    ago, beatrice, bowl, church, condom, directions, disease, floater, flu, found, ground, miss, months, organ, organist, package, park, pastor, prevent, quaint, replied, resist, sitting, spread, tea, walking, water, wet, winter, wonderful
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,310
    fenderbelly
    10th October 2007, 10:02 PM Go to last post

  24. Deep thought by men while fishing

    Started by Barry Hicks, 9th October 2007 11:48 AM
    allan, anonomous, beer, continues, deep, divorce, drinking, favourite, fish, fishing, hard, john, men, months, quietly, scare, silently, sipping, slowly, spoken, spot, thought, thoughtfully, wife, women, woodies
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,300
    Allan at Wallan
    10th October 2007, 08:41 PM Go to last post

  25. Sorry John

    Started by Barry Hicks, 10th October 2007 09:55 AM
    daughter, girl, jane, john, minister, mother, mummy, munruben, munrubens, replied, reply, school, spoke, sunday, told, wrong
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,768
    munruben
    10th October 2007, 07:43 PM Go to last post

  26. Spagetti

    Started by rod@plasterbrok, 9th October 2007 11:01 PM
    affair, agreed, arrives, balls, born, card, child, decieded, fell, home, horrified, itally, italy, lady, left, mail, means, meat, months, post, pregnant, read, sauce, send, solution, spagetti, strange, suggested, wealth, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,047
    rod@plasterbrok
    9th October 2007, 11:01 PM Go to last post

  27. Grandparents & grandkids

    Started by wheelinround, 9th October 2007 09:10 AM
    alike, babies, billy, boy, child, children, correct, day, fire, front, girl, grandchildren, granddaughter, grandkids, grandma, grandmother, grandpa, grandparents, grandson, heard, home, means, pregnant, putting, replied, school, started, teacher, told, truck
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,519
    munruben
    9th October 2007, 03:45 PM Go to last post

  28. Husband & wife

    Started by AlexS, 9th October 2007 09:08 AM
    amused, anyones, commanded, concerned, continues, counselor, crazy, deathbed, driving, dying, father, floor, husband, leave, marriage, means, nose, obey, picking, public, replies, screw, step, stupid, swore, toes, told, top, understand, wife
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,418
    munruben
    9th October 2007, 03:40 PM Go to last post

  29. Greener pastures

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th October 2007 11:25 PM
    allan, dismay, dying, fence.o, fit, found, greener, hope, john, jump, munruben, pastures, time, told, wife, worried
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,085
    Rodgera
    8th October 2007, 09:51 PM Go to last post

  30. A cloak

    Started by munruben, 8th October 2007 05:03 PM
    call, chinese, cloak, mating, toad
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,113
    fenderbelly
    8th October 2007, 09:26 PM Go to last post

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