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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,886
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. How The Fight Started

    Started by Arthur Dyason, 7th November 2007 04:11 PM
    alongside, car, driver, dwarf, fight, funniest, guy, happy, intended, looked, morning, offence, pulled, rear-ended, replied, road, slowly, sooo, started, stormed, stressed, strike, suddenly, world
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,350
    fenderbelly
    7th November 2007, 04:56 PM Go to last post

  2. Forum T shirt

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th November 2007 02:48 PM
    allan, doctor, dying, ears, forum, forums, gra, hope, nose, note, replied, shirt, snout, time, trouble, warrandyte, woodwork, worried
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,270
    Gra
    7th November 2007, 02:50 PM Go to last post

  3. Heartfelt Funeral Service

    Started by fenderbelly, 4th November 2007 09:32 AM
    amen, car, closed, coat, door, eating, funeral, gathered, genesis, glory, heard, heart, heartfelt, hold, lord, lunch, poured, praise, preached, proper, putting, revelation, septic, service, soul, taking, tanks, twenty, walked, workers
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,188
    Allan at Wallan
    5th November 2007, 03:20 PM Go to last post

  4. Another M.I.L. joke

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 4th November 2007 08:49 AM
    allan, arsenic, chemist, chemists, dying, hope, joke, m.i.l, mil, mother-in-law, photograph, prescription, replied, shop, time, woodturner, worried
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,392
    fenderbelly
    4th November 2007, 09:11 AM Go to last post

  5. Anz

    Started by wheelinround, 2nd November 2007 10:52 AM
    account, anz, apply, bank, billing, calling, cancel, cards, cemetery, charges, closed, collect, credit, dead, death, died, family, fax, fees, january, late, lawyer, past, phone, report, service, sir, speak, stammer, supervisor
    • Replies: 11
    • Views: 2,076
    pawnhead
    3rd November 2007, 10:58 PM Go to last post

  6. Got done for drink driving

    Started by Gra, 2nd November 2007 04:43 PM
    batons, drink, driving, female, held, hurtdduu, officer, remain, replied, silent, tells, tits
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,756
    chrisb691
    2nd November 2007, 08:58 PM Go to last post

  7. Darwin Bombed

    Started by weisyboy, 31st October 2007 07:33 PM
    american, arm, article, bombed, book, broke, clerk, corier, darwin, dought, exept, found, injurys, isues, jeep, lives.u, mail, read, reading, run, running, tower, war, watch
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,935
    echnidna
    2nd November 2007, 08:09 PM Go to last post

  8. Teacher and the whale

    Started by munruben, 1st November 2007 04:33 PM
    girl, heaven, human, human;, impossible, irritated, jonah, mammal, physically, reiterated, replied, stated, swallow, swallowed, talking, teacher, throat, whale, whales
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 2,003
    rrich
    2nd November 2007, 11:09 AM Go to last post

  9. Whats got..

    Started by munruben, 30th October 2007 01:14 PM
    arm, legs, rottweiler
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,755
    Allan at Wallan
    1st November 2007, 10:31 PM Go to last post

  10. Ten rules for Golf

    Started by fenderbelly, 1st November 2007 08:20 PM
    ahead, avoid, bent, directly, extra, feet, flush, form, front, golf, grip, head, hit, knees, loose, preparing, quiet, rules, shoulder, stand, stay, straight, strokes, swing, taking, tee, ten, urinal, water, width
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,277
    fenderbelly
    1st November 2007, 08:20 PM Go to last post

  11. Are you crazy ?

    Started by fenderbelly, 1st November 2007 09:18 AM
    asylum, bathtub, bed, bigger, bucket, crazy, determine, director, empty, fill, institutionalized, mental, normal, offer, patient, person, plug, pull, spoon, teacup, teaspoon, understand, visit, visitor, water, window
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,542
    fenderbelly
    1st November 2007, 09:18 AM Go to last post

  12. The Princess

    Started by fenderbelly, 31st October 2007 11:25 PM
    alas, answer, approached, brought, daughter, diamonds, disappointed, hand, happily, hardest, held, king, lived, marry, melt, melted, melted.he, mouth, overjoyed, pants?scroll, prince, princes, princess, question, sadly, substance, thinking, told, touched, world
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,214
    fenderbelly
    31st October 2007, 11:25 PM Go to last post

  13. Aussie Computer Culcha

    Started by pawnhead, 31st October 2007 10:16 PM
    adding, aussie, barbie, brings, cold, counter, culcha, fish, forks, hang, hill, hotter, knives, log, lunch, mozzies, net, person, pub, server, shed, shut, spiders, steep, upgrade, ute, washing, won’t, wood, yahoo
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,249
    pawnhead
    31st October 2007, 10:16 PM Go to last post

  14. Too Good To Not Pass On

    Started by rrich, 31st October 2007 01:50 PM
    cake, called, funny, good, lady, miss, office, party, pass, picture, story, supervisors, suzanne, told, underneath, wal-mart, wishes, write, yesterday
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,769
    scooter
    31st October 2007, 09:09 PM Go to last post

  15. A Poem

    Started by wheelinround, 31st October 2007 08:49 AM
    bad, bed, belly, catchy, curious, ease, elevators, fart, farts, fleas, forget, johns, leave, linger, occur, pass, poem, prairie, quickly, quiet, simply, sooner, strange, suffocates, sweet, true-, vile, warms, wide-open, winter
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,688
    pawnhead
    31st October 2007, 01:32 PM Go to last post

  16. Vegitarian Story

    Started by wheelinround, 31st October 2007 08:44 AM
    ,,,o, ahead?well, boxer, breakdown, brothel, cauliflower, cuppa, doc, doctor, door, easier, fuss, god, guy, hands, lump, moment, nervous, night, shaking, shower, son, sprout, story, tea, understand, vegitarian, verge
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,202
    AlexS
    31st October 2007, 12:06 PM Go to last post

  17. three holy men and a bear

    Started by Dangermouse, 30th October 2007 01:05 PM
    arm, bear, bob, body, brothers, casts, claimed, day, drip, fire-and-brimstone, found, gentle, hill, holy, ivs, lamb, legs, looked, men, oratory, preach, priest, quickly, rabbi, read, spoke, sprinkle, week, wheelchair, woods
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,303
    pawnhead
    30th October 2007, 09:15 PM Go to last post

  18. Prozac coputer virus

    Started by munruben, 30th October 2007 02:37 PM
    care, coputer, processor, prozac, ram, screws, virus
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,881
    pawnhead
    30th October 2007, 09:02 PM Go to last post

  19. Tool definitions

    Started by Terry B, 30th October 2007 04:01 PM
    12mm, air, bar, bolt, bolts, definitions, drill, energy, floor, found, hand, handle, hardwood, heads, holes, hose, hydraulic, jack, light, metal, pliers, removing, round, screwdriver, stud, takes, tool, transforms, vehicle, vitamin
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,572
    Meggles
    30th October 2007, 08:29 PM Go to last post

  20. Gettin' Even

    Started by Black Ned, 30th October 2007 03:39 PM
    angel, branches, bushes, crap, dashed, deal, emerged, female, fifteen, gettin, giggling, grins, head, hold, it`s, i`ll, i`m, laughter, life, male, minutes, pigeon, shaking, shortly, statue, statues, time, wide, widely, winking
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,112
    Black Ned
    30th October 2007, 03:39 PM Go to last post

  21. Snow bound

    Started by munruben, 30th October 2007 11:56 AM
    advice, alright, blizzard, bound, car, caught, conditions, continue, daddys, driver, feel, fine, follow, home, k-mart, lot, parking, passed, plow, roll, sat, signaled, snow, snowplow, stopped, surprised, time, told, window, wondered
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,378
    munruben
    30th October 2007, 02:40 PM Go to last post

  22. Frankfurt air traffic control

    Started by munruben, 30th October 2007 02:23 PM
    1944, 206, 747, active, air, airways, alpha, arrogant, british, call, control, coolly, exchange, frankfurt, gate, ground, impatience, land, location, main, one-seven, runway, sign, slowed, speedbird, stand, stop, taxi, taxiway, traffic
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 2,365
    munruben
    30th October 2007, 02:23 PM Go to last post

  23. Pet names

    Started by fenderbelly, 30th October 2007 12:41 PM
    ages, agree, called, coming, cooking, dad, dog, door, ere, fat, front, greet, hand, heard, hotel, johnny, kitten, miss, mum, names, passage, patch, pet, ran, shout, sister, teacher, tripped, unusual, waited
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,393
    fenderbelly
    30th October 2007, 12:41 PM Go to last post

  24. First Day of Psychiatry Class

    Started by Rodgera, 28th October 2007 08:55 PM
    aspiring, attending, canberra, class, day, depression, elation, emotional, establish, extremes, giddy-up, joy, lady, opposite, parameters, professor, psychiatrists, psychiatry, replied, sadness, sir, student, sydney, woe, yass
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,454
    Tony Morton
    28th October 2007, 09:22 PM Go to last post

  25. burp

    Started by Larry McCully, 28th October 2007 01:25 PM
    affluence, blood, bottle, bottles, burp, contents, cork, corks, counted, don’t, drank, drink, drinking, drunker, exception, finally, fool, glass, glasses, half, heady, house, incohol, poured, pulled, sink, sinks, stand, tinkle, withdrew
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,461
    pawnhead
    28th October 2007, 08:22 PM Go to last post

  26. Hammer Time

    Started by Sybarite, 27th October 2007 10:41 AM
    finally, hammer, hammers, nice, time
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,753
    Skew ChiDAMN!!
    28th October 2007, 05:42 PM Go to last post

  27. Brave Ed

    Started by BazzaDLB, 28th October 2007 02:14 PM
    200, bathroom, box, brand, brave, confused, driveway, expect, forgot, found, friday, funeral, gift, gift-wrapped, middle, morning, picked, ran, robe, scale, scheduled, service, told, tomorrow, trouble, upset, wedding, wife, window, woke
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,179
    scooter
    28th October 2007, 02:39 PM Go to last post

  28. Company CEO

    Started by fenderbelly, 25th October 2007 08:56 PM
    button, ceo, company, copy, disappeared, document, evening, excellent, executive, found, front, hand, inserted, inside, late, leaving, listen, machine, night, office, paper, piece, pressed, secretary, sensitive, shredder, standing, start
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,723
    Dusty
    28th October 2007, 01:20 AM Go to last post

  29. Smile Visit to the Docs #2

    Started by Dusty, 28th October 2007 01:12 AM
    announces, attractive, baby, bowel, cancer, changing, check, chick, doc, docs, doctor, doctors, god, guess, head, instruments, joy, late, months, nappies, pregnant, shakes, time, twenties, visit, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,066
    Dusty
    28th October 2007, 01:12 AM Go to last post

  30. Sunday Service

    Started by Christopha, 26th October 2007 09:23 PM
    1115, 930, alex, alexs, audible, barely, church, covered, died, fear, finally, flags, foyer, memorial, morning, mounted, names, noticed, pastor, plaque, service, soberly, son, staring, stood, sunday, trembling, voice, walked, women
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,501
    fenderbelly
    28th October 2007, 12:43 AM Go to last post

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