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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,886
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Sale item

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 21st November 2007 07:51 PM
    allan, army, buy, discovered, displayed, dying, hope, item, local, mate, pair, prominently, sale, salvation, section, shop, sign, time, touses, trousers, woodie, worried
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,299
    pawnhead
    22nd November 2007, 10:39 AM Go to last post

  2. Sign at Maccas

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 21st November 2007 07:55 PM
    allan, barry, cashier, dying, free, hamburger, hope, local, mac, maccas, mcdonalds, sign, store, time, white, worried, wrong
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,154
    wheelinround
    22nd November 2007, 07:23 AM Go to last post

  3. Mums Fridge

    Started by Gra, 21st November 2007 11:03 PM
    answered, built, dad, dinner, door, explained, folks, fridge, gained, home, inside, lost, lovely, mom, mums, over-eat, perfectly, picture, pounds, refrigerator, remind, risque, scantily-clad, set, slender, table, taped, time, visiting, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,395
    Gra
    21st November 2007, 11:03 PM Go to last post

  4. Priceless

    Started by Barry_White, 21st November 2007 05:10 PM
    ambulance, arriving, attack, bloody, crossing, death, demanded, experience, figured, front, god, heart, home, hospital, killed, live, love, months, operation, path, priceless, pull, recognize, released, replied, street, table, time, tummy, woman
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 1,805
    munruben
    21st November 2007, 10:31 PM Go to last post

  5. Frozen Turkeys

    Started by Rodgera, 21st November 2007 09:04 PM
    bigger, boy, dead, family, frozen, grocery, lady, maam, picking, replied, stock, store, turkeys
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,068
    Rodgera
    21st November 2007, 09:04 PM Go to last post

  6. Competing with Allan, Barry and John.

    Started by Barry_White, 16th November 2007 04:56 PM
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    allan, barry, brother, butcher, butchers, buy, chap, colin, competing, cream, cross-eyed, day, doc, doctor, doctors, dog, eyes, fat, fish, green, guy, john, kayak, kilo, people, police, pulled, replied, round, vet
    • Replies: 20
    • Views: 3,372
    pawnhead
    21st November 2007, 06:55 PM Go to last post

  7. Powder my nose

    Started by Wood Butcher, 21st November 2007 08:58 AM
    boy, close, excuse, girl, hanging, holds, leaps, lipstick, matters, mom, mother, nose, pee, playing, polite, powder, private, public, purse, remembers, restaurant, runs, sandbox, stepping, table, talk, told, washroom
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,653
    ss_11000
    21st November 2007, 11:49 AM Go to last post

  8. Confession

    Started by munruben, 21st November 2007 10:55 AM
    acrobatics, backflips, bloomers, cartwheels, confession, confessional, explained, eyes, father, givin, handsprings, happy, kneeling, ladies, leaping, lenas, meant, middle-aged, night, penance, series, sight, splits, stage, stepped, sullivan, waiting, wide, witnessed, york
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,322
    munruben
    21st November 2007, 11:10 AM Go to last post

  9. Unwanted pregnancy

    Started by Barry Hicks, 20th November 2007 09:22 AM
    chart, children, clinic, confronted, continued, doctor, examination, grandchildren, grown, happened, hiccups, listening, marched, matter, medical, minutes, patients, pregnancy, pregnant, ran, relax, screaming, sit, started, told, unwanted, visited, wallen, woman, write
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,268
    munruben
    21st November 2007, 10:44 AM Go to last post

  10. One for "Fenderbelly".

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 19th November 2007 04:56 PM
    allan, arm, assistance, bed, coming, coping, dentist, doctor, dying, eat, fenderbelly, hand, head, hope, hospital, minister, mood, newspaper, noticed, patient, pillow, read, replied, staff, teeth, terrible, time, visiting, ward, worried
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,159
    munruben
    21st November 2007, 10:43 AM Go to last post

  11. Car number plate

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 20th November 2007 09:40 AM
    allan, applied, branch, car, changed, deed, dying, expensive, found, hope, john, motor, msw472, munruben, number, office, personalised, plate, poll, registration, terribly, time, worried
    • Replies: 8
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    munruben
    21st November 2007, 10:41 AM Go to last post

  12. Drum Problem = Woody's Revenge

    Started by Rodgera, 20th November 2007 08:12 PM
    anger, attempts, biofeedback;, book;, books, boy, child, controlling, docile, drum, ears;, exercises, fourth, hammer, handed, meditation, method, neighbors, occasions, offered, person, placid, plugs, problem, revenge, situation, sixth, special, told, woody
    • Replies: 1
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    wheelinround
    21st November 2007, 07:34 AM Go to last post

  13. Moved: Two chauffeurs

    Started by Barry Hicks, 21st November 2007 07:43 AM
    chauffeurs
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  14. A Bottle of Wine

    Started by BazzaDLB, 20th November 2007 10:50 PM
    bag, bottle, brown, car, detail, elder, elderly, husband, intently, looked, married, moment, navajo, noticed, quiet, sally, sat, seat, silent, silently, speaking, studying, talk, time, trade, vain, walking, wine, wisdom, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,217
    BazzaDLB
    20th November 2007, 10:50 PM Go to last post

  15. Lions

    Started by Elbow, 19th November 2007 04:49 PM
    allan, behaviour, bugger, enclosure, enquired, front, joined, keeper, keepers, lion, lions, listening, male, mate, matter, night, rotary, standing, talk, times, visited, wallan, zoo
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,278
    Allan at Wallan
    19th November 2007, 08:02 PM Go to last post

  16. Colonoscopy comments

    Started by Barry Hicks, 17th November 2007 08:04 AM
    allegedly, boldly, chief, colonoscopies, colonoscopy, comments, dignity, doc, doctor, easy, enron, executive, feels, fit, gay, god, hand, head, hey, left, married, muppet, note, patients, quit, sign, trapped, undergoing, wife, write
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,955
    Ashore
    19th November 2007, 07:27 PM Go to last post

  17. Another library book

    Started by Barry Hicks, 19th November 2007 06:10 PM
    allan, book, borrowed, encyclopedias, entitled, extremely, found, home, hurried, library, love, peeved, set, visited, wallan
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,206
    Barry Hicks
    19th November 2007, 06:10 PM Go to last post

  18. For Coughs Sake

    Started by BazzaDLB, 19th November 2007 11:20 AM
    afraid, bottle, chemist, clerk, cough, coughs, entire, guy, heavily, him;, idiot, laxative, laxatives, leaning, morning, owner, sake, shop, syrup, treat, walks, wall
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,113
    BazzaDLB
    19th November 2007, 11:20 AM Go to last post

  19. Library book

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 19th November 2007 10:18 AM
    ahhh, allan, book, boring, borrowed, characters, claimed, dying, hope, joyhn, librarian, library, munruben, person, phone, plenty, returned, storyline, time, week, worried
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,105
    Allan at Wallan
    19th November 2007, 10:18 AM Go to last post

  20. Speaking of old jokes.....

    Started by Barry Hicks, 19th November 2007 07:20 AM
    butcher, chops, joke, jokes, lamb, lean, madam, occupation, shopper, speaking, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,008
    Barry Hicks
    19th November 2007, 07:20 AM Go to last post

  21. Barry's neighbour the butcher

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 18th November 2007 08:57 PM
    allan, barry, barrys, butcher, dying, hope, introduced, meet, neighbour, patti, time, wife, worried
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,164
    nev25
    18th November 2007, 10:32 PM Go to last post

  22. Why did the,,,

    Started by pawnhead, 18th November 2007 07:48 PM
    allan, barry, john, joke, mankind;, stalest, taking, teller, title
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,117
    Allan at Wallan
    18th November 2007, 09:36 PM Go to last post

  23. Why did the...

    Started by munruben, 17th November 2007 08:41 PM
    ato, cross, flatmates, possum, road
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,233
    pawnhead
    18th November 2007, 07:34 PM Go to last post

  24. Father Allan

    Started by Barry Hicks, 18th November 2007 07:18 PM
    allan, bewildered, clip, collar, days, dog, drink, enjoy, father, feeling, flock, forget, joints, left, meal, murmered, panicked, parish, priest, psychiatrist, sat, sister, stammered, sydney, table, theresa, thinking, told, topless, waitress
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,184
    Barry Hicks
    18th November 2007, 07:18 PM Go to last post

  25. Will I LIve to be 80.

    Started by Barry_White, 17th November 2007 06:32 PM
    age, barbecued, bicycling, cars, concerned, doctor, drive, fairly, fast, gamble, golf, hiking, lab, live, looked, lot, meat, playing, red, ribs, s#&t, sailing, sex, spend, steaks, sun, tests, time, unhealthy, wine
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,587
    Calm
    18th November 2007, 07:03 PM Go to last post

  26. Man with one arm

    Started by fenderbelly, 18th November 2007 05:20 PM
    arm, arms, caught, closer, commit, dancing, day, decided, glad, guy, happy, happy;, heels, hurried, itches, kicking, kill, life, lost, man, saving, sidewalk, skipping, suicide, thanked, told, top, ugly, useless, whistling
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,219
    fenderbelly
    18th November 2007, 05:20 PM Go to last post

  27. Drop your dax

    Started by fenderbelly, 18th November 2007 04:59 PM
    ankles, bet, birthday, couple, dax, drawers, drop, ear, gent, grandmas, grandpa, grinning, guess, happily, jump, knees, ladies, pants, party, piped, shorts, sitting, slapping, standing, times, unison, walked, world, yelled, yesterday
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,445
    fenderbelly
    18th November 2007, 04:59 PM Go to last post

  28. God talks to Adam

    Started by munruben, 17th November 2007 08:24 PM
    adam, arm, beautiful, cost, creature, enjoy, god, hard, hmmm, hmmmm, leg, rib, smart, talks, wife, world
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,249
    wheelinround
    18th November 2007, 01:05 PM Go to last post

  29. Clean your monitor

    Started by pawnhead, 17th November 2007 10:07 AM
    clean, cleaner, monitor
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 1,688
    pawnhead
    18th November 2007, 11:57 AM Go to last post

  30. Stupidest Thing I ever heard...

    Started by funkychicken, 16th November 2007 11:51 PM
    9/10, agree, bums, class, doh, effects, fattys, games, guy, heard, lathe, sound, statistics, sticking, stupidest, thing, video, wood
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,222
    RufflyRustic
    17th November 2007, 11:02 AM Go to last post

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