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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,885
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. A bit on the side

    Started by Barry Hicks, 29th November 2007 06:11 PM
    allan, bit, john, moved, park, replied, sitting, surprised, woodies, yarning
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,193
    AlexS
    29th November 2007, 09:13 PM Go to last post

  2. 3 little pigs

    Started by rod@plasterbrok, 29th November 2007 09:00 PM
    boy, build, building, class, fascinating, gather, hand, home, house, logically, materials, matter-of-factly, mind, minutes, pardon, paused, pig, pigs, pigsthis, proving, raised, reading, story, straw, talking, teach, teacher, true, unable, wheelbarrow
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,399
    rod@plasterbrok
    29th November 2007, 09:00 PM Go to last post

  3. Cowpoke Allen

    Started by wheelinround, 29th November 2007 09:23 AM
    allan, allen, bar, bartender, cowpoke, curious, day, drink, finish, finished, frightened, home, horse, jokes, knowing, love, people, play, pole, replied, rode, texas, town, tying, villagers, visitors, walk, west, wild
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,419
    Allan at Wallan
    29th November 2007, 06:36 PM Go to last post

  4. Japanese economy

    Started by Groggy, 29th November 2007 11:10 AM
    500, analysts, announced, bank, branches, building, chop, deal, economy, feared, fishy, hit, japan, japanese, kamikaze, karate, northern, nose-dived, raw, report, rock, run, sale, shares, society, song, staff, sushi, suspended, uncertainty
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,909
    Barry Hicks
    29th November 2007, 05:55 PM Go to last post

  5. Old English

    Started by wheelinround, 29th November 2007 09:42 AM
    arrive, b.c, bathroom, campers, camping, closet, cold, community, day, decide, doubt, effort, english, fashioned, friendly, ground, habit, lady, late, letter, lunches, nice, regularly, remember, sit, stay, time, toilet, weather, wrote
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,492
    munruben
    29th November 2007, 04:59 PM Go to last post

  6. Do it yourself.

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 29th November 2007 09:13 AM
    allan, d.i.y, dying, fool, hope, husband, time, type, wives, worried
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,018
    munruben
    29th November 2007, 04:50 PM Go to last post

  7. Three wise men at Xmas

    Started by Ashore, 29th November 2007 12:15 AM
    allan, barry, bells, candle, car, carols, checked, christmas, church, fron, gates, guys, keys, men, munruben, noel, pair, panties, pearly, peter, pockets, relation, replied, represent, ringing, set, shook, symbol, wise, xmas
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,512
    munruben
    29th November 2007, 04:47 PM Go to last post

  8. Old Lady Driving on Highway

    Started by wheelinround, 29th November 2007 09:39 AM
    119.ooo, bit, car, chuckle, driver, drivers, driving, embarrassed, grinned, highway, hour, lady, limit, maam, miles, minute, muttered, officer, peep, police, proudly, rollexplains, route, single, speed, speeding, thanked, time, twenty-two, woman
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,526
    Allan at Wallan
    29th November 2007, 01:14 PM Go to last post

  9. I light of impending marriages

    Started by wheelinround, 29th November 2007 09:48 AM
    allan, basement, bike, broke, burst, confused, crying, day, deck, drunk, fell, flooded, hed, home, hug, impending, john, kissed, life, light, loved, machine, marriages, massive, straight, tears, told, washing, wife, worst
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,067
    echnidna
    29th November 2007, 10:14 AM Go to last post

  10. Allan and Gra

    Started by munruben, 28th November 2007 10:32 PM
    allan, bright, called, gra, hammer, hammered, handing, head, hit, hold, idea, moment, nail, nails, nod, project, talking
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,458
    wheelinround
    29th November 2007, 09:11 AM Go to last post

  11. Diet +

    Started by Barry Hicks, 29th November 2007 07:36 AM
    allan, bluey, books, buying, country, days, diet, door, eaten, force, humping, john, johns, jokes, knocked, money, replied, spent, wandering
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,152
    wheelinround
    29th November 2007, 08:45 AM Go to last post

  12. Tin of sardines.

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th November 2007 09:48 PM
    allan, blokes, comparing, cramped, days, dying, earlier, goodness, gra, hope, leave, lived, met, notes, replied, sardines, street, struggles, time, tin, week, wheelin, worried
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,678
    wheelinround
    29th November 2007, 08:01 AM Go to last post

  13. Santa

    Started by nev25, 28th November 2007 11:25 PM
    $20, bike, bring, chuckled, cop, cross, girl, handed, horse, light, looked, nice, providence, reflector, safety, santa, shiny, sir, stopped, street, ticket, top, underneath, violation, waiting, yep
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,226
    nev25
    28th November 2007, 11:25 PM Go to last post

  14. u-beaut joke

    Started by munruben, 28th November 2007 10:53 PM
    250mil, ate, beautiful, finish, guy, hear, jar, joke, killed, traditional, u-beaut, ubeaut, wax
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,171
    munruben
    28th November 2007, 10:53 PM Go to last post

  15. Clever one

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th November 2007 09:39 PM
    allan, amazed, beaten, chess, clever, commented, dog, dying, family, games, hope, john, munruben, playing, replied, smart, smartest, ten, time, visit, woodworker, worried
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,199
    munruben
    28th November 2007, 10:27 PM Go to last post

  16. Moses

    Started by Barry Hicks, 28th November 2007 07:17 PM
    arabs, cut, excuse, god, moses, mountain, oil, straight
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 987
    Barry Hicks
    28th November 2007, 07:17 PM Go to last post

  17. Unhappy occupations - dentistry.

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th November 2007 06:06 PM
    allan, bloke, dentist, dentistry, dying, hope, met, mouth, occupations, time, unhappiest, unhappy, worried
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,234
    Allan at Wallan
    28th November 2007, 06:06 PM Go to last post

  18. Shocker

    Started by prozac, 28th November 2007 02:30 PM
    attached, bad, bag, bill, bloke, brought, carpenter, couple, crabs, crays, dead, duty, fancy, guess, hands, mate, minutes, news, nice, pulls, sarge, share, shocker, sized, sugar, swag, trip, wife, woodworker, woodworking
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,095
    Cliff Rogers
    28th November 2007, 02:53 PM Go to last post

  19. My thanks to all those who have sent me emails this past year........

    Started by Barry_White, 27th November 2007 08:56 AM
    $5.00, advice, answer, bill, brown, bum, calls, car, dropped, drug, e-mail, emails, found, instant, malls, mine, minutes, park, past, people, perfume, phone, pick, rob, sample, seat, send, taking, toilet, year
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,785
    Dan
    28th November 2007, 09:18 AM Go to last post

  20. Beethoven joke.

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 27th November 2007 07:49 PM
    allan, answered, bach, beethoven, city, commemorative, decomposing, distracted, dying, european, funny, guide, hope, joke, low, noise, p.s, plaque, reading, response, scratching, sightseeing, time, tomb, tour, views, wheelin, worried
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,565
    echnidna
    28th November 2007, 08:48 AM Go to last post

  21. Talking Three Tradesmen.

    Started by artme, 28th November 2007 07:42 AM
    1/1000, 1/32, accuracy, accurate, bastards, beat, beer, brickie, carpenter, conversation, fitter, hard, moments, pointlaughwoot, quality, silence, tradesmen, turner
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,635
    artme
    28th November 2007, 07:42 AM Go to last post

  22. Moved: The Onion And The Christmas Tree

    Started by whitewood, 27th November 2007 11:22 PM
    christmas, onion, tree
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  23. Old ladies

    Started by wheelinround, 27th November 2007 03:20 PM
    after-dinner, animal, apartment, champagne, coming, completely, crazy, date, died, dinner, dorothy, dress, drinks, edna, enjoyed, expensive, goodness, gracious, ladies, nice, pleasure, punctually, senior, takes, talking, tears, telling, times, wear, widows
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,446
    Allan at Wallan
    27th November 2007, 07:43 PM Go to last post

  24. Whoom

    Started by Barry Hicks, 27th November 2007 09:01 AM
    allan, buffalo, conversation, doctor, doctors, gentlemen, heard, hospital, indian, john, overheard, overhearing, pass, passing, replied, sister, spelt, standing, talking, wallan, water, whoom, wind, woman, womb, woomb, wrong
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,195
    munruben
    27th November 2007, 02:44 PM Go to last post

  25. Story of Kevin the Chicken (Without any prejudice whatsoever)

    Started by Barry_White, 27th November 2007 11:22 AM
    amazement, awarded, bell, bells, brisbane, called, chicken, cover, exhibition, farmer, job, judges, kevin, overnight, politician, prejudice, pullet, pullets, pullitician, ring, rooster, roosters, run, sensation, sneak, story, trevor, trevors, walk, whatsoever
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,222
    Barry Hicks
    27th November 2007, 02:14 PM Go to last post

  26. Hospital experience

    Started by munruben, 26th November 2007 09:34 AM
    allan, allans, clipped, experience, feel, hospital, mouth, nurse, pen, pillow, pocket, rectal, swallowed, takes, temperature, thermometer, top, ward
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 2,267
    Groggy
    26th November 2007, 10:19 PM Go to last post

  27. One for the plumbers

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 26th November 2007 04:07 PM
    $700, allan, bill, burst, called, completion, didi, doctor, doctors, dying, hope, house, pipe, plumber, plumbers, protested, replied, time, worried
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,261
    echnidna
    26th November 2007, 10:17 PM Go to last post

  28. Cats & Dogs

    Started by Jim Carroll, 26th November 2007 07:06 PM
    am-, attempt, bed, boy, captors, cats, condescended, confinement, cooed, diary, dog, dogs, due, eat, event, favourite, food, hear, hearts, home, importantly, kids, kitty, noise, overheard, pm-, powers, smell, sort, strike
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,735
    Allan at Wallan
    26th November 2007, 10:06 PM Go to last post

  29. Moved: Feeling good at 80

    Started by rod@plasterbrok, 26th November 2007 05:40 PM
    feeling, good
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  30. Milkman joke

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 26th November 2007 04:14 PM
    allan, door, dying, hope, joke, milkman, money, mummy, play, time, worried
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 968
    Allan at Wallan
    26th November 2007, 04:14 PM Go to last post

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