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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
    57 Pages •
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
    100 Pages •
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
    90 Pages •
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    • Replies: 1,338
    • Views: 124,369
    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,885
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Message from Noah

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 3rd January 2008 07:04 PM
    adders, allan, animals, ark, busily, calendar, chasing, finished, message, months, multiply, noah, replied, shouted, snakes, stole, voyage
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,544
    wheelinround
    5th January 2008, 07:26 AM Go to last post

  2. Census taker

    Started by munruben, 4th January 2008 10:32 AM
    ages, answered, anythin, beth, billy, census, children, door, eighteen, farmhouse, fourteen, heck, hold, hundreds, jenny, knocked, les, penny, rural, sally, seth, sixteen, taker, time, times, twins, woman
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,405
    Allan at Wallan
    4th January 2008, 09:37 PM Go to last post

  3. Long time ago in Wallan

    Started by munruben, 4th January 2008 10:27 AM
    $20, $25, ago, cigarette, date, distance, driver, drivers, earlier, fare, girl, guy, hooker, lit, long, lucky, mentioned, paid, parked, reluctantly, road, sat, seat, struck, taxi, time, town, wallan, window
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,659
    Allan at Wallan
    4th January 2008, 09:17 PM Go to last post

  4. Deodorant

    Started by Barry Hicks, 4th January 2008 07:33 PM
    arms, assistants, ball, deodorant, girl, john, munruben, pharmacy, replied, shop, told, type
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,007
    Barry Hicks
    4th January 2008, 07:33 PM Go to last post

  5. Some where on this forum

    Started by fenderbelly, 4th January 2008 05:23 PM
    add, called, english, forum, link, music, original, players, post, read, red, soccer, thread, youtube
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,088
    fenderbelly
    4th January 2008, 05:23 PM Go to last post

  6. Wouldn't we all like to do this

    Started by Calm, 4th January 2008 09:30 AM
    acted, asio, assessment, behaviour, bit, breath, car, condition, counts, court, defence, disqualified, driving, fwy, heard, joke, lawyer, local, past, person, police, psychiatric, situation, sound-thinking, station, test, told, waved, western, yesterday
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,101
    munruben
    4th January 2008, 10:21 AM Go to last post

  7. Enchanted Rat

    Started by Carry Pine, 3rd January 2008 09:10 PM
    $12, amazingly, bloke, bronze, concerned, drowned, enchanted, faster, items, joke, jumped, millions, noticed, numbered, owner, pier, politician, ran, rat, rats, readers, real, relate, running, shop, story, substituted, threw, walked, water
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,263
    munruben
    4th January 2008, 10:16 AM Go to last post

  8. Engineer

    Started by MICKYG, 3rd January 2008 08:36 PM
    air, answers, challenges, comfort, conditioning, engineer, exclaims, flush, gates, god, ground, hell, keeping, laughs, lawyer, mistake, pretty, replies, reports, satan, send, sneer, staff, standing, sue, there;, threateningly, toilets, uproariously, yeah
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,519
    chrisb691
    3rd January 2008, 08:58 PM Go to last post

  9. Sick Day

    Started by MICKYG, 3rd January 2008 07:53 PM
    ache, boss, calls, chow, day, feel, headache, hours, house.”, hung, hurt, legs, makes, nice, sex, sick, soon…, stomach, that.”, wife, work.”, “hey, “you
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,225
    MICKYG
    3rd January 2008, 07:53 PM Go to last post

  10. When Irish eyes are not smiling

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 3rd January 2008 07:16 PM
    allan, brother, calendar, cardboard, chart, confused, cover, covered, cut, desperation, eye, eyes, gained, glasses, gold, hand, hole, irish, left, mixed, months, optometrist, paddy, pair, read, rims, shielded, smiling, stole, test
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,314
    Allan at Wallan
    3rd January 2008, 07:16 PM Go to last post

  11. Brown bread

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 3rd January 2008 07:10 PM
    advice, allan, approached, baker, bloke, bread, brown, calendar, doctor, eat, hard, loaves, lord, marry, months, nineties, plenty, recommended, replied, rock, saturday, sixteen, stole, yippee
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,446
    Allan at Wallan
    3rd January 2008, 07:10 PM Go to last post

  12. Dieting

    Started by DavidG, 2nd January 2008 09:31 PM
    168, beer, body, cal/gm, calorie, calories, cold, cream, degrees, dessert, desserts, dieting, drink, drinking, eat, extracted, ice, latent, loss, net, ounce, pizza, portion, process, raise, takes, temperature, water
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,648
    Allan at Wallan
    3rd January 2008, 06:48 PM Go to last post

  13. The pig breeder

    Started by Barry Hicks, 3rd January 2008 08:03 AM
    allan, boar, breeder, city, confronted, congress, day, engaged, farm, farmer, girl, impress, nose, pig, pigs, pigstys, postal, pursuits, replied, ring, rooting, sexual, sows, stop, suddenly, sweet, visit, wallan
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,172
    echnidna
    3rd January 2008, 05:36 PM Go to last post

  14. Healthy eating

    Started by m2c1Iw, 3rd January 2008 12:33 PM
    amounts, apparently, attacks, beer, conclusion, drink, eat, eating, english, excessive, fat, fats, fewer, final, germans, health, healthy, heart, italians, kills, literature, lots, nutrition, red, research, sausages, speaking, suffer, wine, word
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,448
    m2c1Iw
    3rd January 2008, 12:33 PM Go to last post

  15. Two Bored Old Ladies

    Started by wheelinround, 1st January 2008 12:42 PM
    $5.00, applause, arrangement, bored, burst, cheering, clothes, commotion, completely, crowd, door, dried, flower, friend, front, hall, happened, heard, holding, huge, inside, ladies, lady, loud, naked, prize, streaked, surrounded, waiting, won
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 1,647
    wheelinround
    3rd January 2008, 08:23 AM Go to last post

  16. What did the cow say

    Started by munruben, 1st January 2008 05:52 PM
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    1 2
    cow, happy, moo
    • Replies: 16
    • Views: 2,069
    Allan at Wallan
    2nd January 2008, 09:33 PM Go to last post

  17. Post Yet again I have been doing it all wrong - Another public service announcement

    Started by FIGDIKI, 30th December 2007 11:37 AM
    alcohol, and/or, announcement, bacteria, beer, boiling, coli, drink, drinking, fermenting, health, information, kilo, liquor, poop, process, public, purification, remember, risk, rum, service, stupid, talk, tequila, valuable, water, whiskey, wine, wrong
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,800
    Ashore
    2nd January 2008, 04:46 PM Go to last post

  18. Sick, sick joke

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 22nd December 2007 12:02 PM
    2007, allan, bits, chinese, chunky, couple, decent, doorway, entered, finishing, fork, gutter, joke, leftovers, minutes, obliged, piece, qualify, rat, rats, replied, requires, restaurant, sick, sickest, spoon, suppose, unusual, wood
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,951
    echnidna
    2nd January 2008, 12:25 PM Go to last post

  19. Older Than Dirt

    Started by wheelinround, 16th December 2007 07:27 AM
    3 Pages •
    1 2 3
    bottle, burned, called, car, card, dad, delivered, died, dirt, fast, food, french, growing, home, house, irons, ladies, memories, milk, movies, older, phone, pizza, remember, remembered, sat, signals, soccer, switches, telephone
    • Replies: 35
    • Views: 5,998
    MICKYG
    2nd January 2008, 10:14 AM Go to last post

  20. Thumbs up Open and Shut Case

    Started by Rodgera, 1st January 2008 11:53 PM
    absolutely, business, case, deal, detail, failed, frank, heard, hears, lawyer, matter, money, nathan, open, open-and-shut, opinion, partner, partners, partnership, rare, replies, shut, sue, talking, told, white, win
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,147
    Rodgera
    1st January 2008, 11:53 PM Go to last post

  21. Post Three Minute Management Course

    Started by FIGDIKI, 1st January 2008 04:10 PM
    $800, 129, bird, bob, branch, clerk, cow, dung, eagle, father, genie, hand, lay, leg, management, manager, minute, moral, nun, priest, psalm, rabbit, remember, sitting, story, top, towel, tree, turkey, warm
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,167
    artme
    1st January 2008, 08:43 PM Go to last post

  22. Fred ... back from the dead.

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 1st January 2008 08:06 PM
    allan, arranged, contact, day, dead, decent, eat, filled, florence, fred, happy, heaven, husband, idea, late, lie, love, luck, missing, piece, poor, rabbit, reincarnated, replied, requires, seance, sleep, timboon, time, wood
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,057
    nine fingers
    1st January 2008, 08:20 PM Go to last post

  23. Perfect husband?

    Started by Barry Hicks, 1st January 2008 02:31 PM
    alive, amazing, attention, breeze, contact, cried, darkened, dear, departed, desperately, found, happier, happy, heard, heaven, honey, husband, late, missing, paid, perfect, psychic, strange, suddenly, trance, unmistakable, voice, waft, widower, wife
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,281
    Allan at Wallan
    1st January 2008, 07:59 PM Go to last post

  24. Mystery bus trips.

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 29th December 2007 09:22 PM
    2007, allan, bus, buses, chipped, club, decent, deserves, destination, driving, drove, guess, lucky, mystery, occasions, piece, recent, trips, won, wood, woodturning
    • Replies: 12
    • Views: 1,967
    echnidna
    1st January 2008, 07:02 PM Go to last post

  25. Two Poms

    Started by fenderbelly, 31st December 2007 11:18 AM
    about-to-be-opened, accent, assholes, aussie, beat, bet, bloke, break, curious, day, friend, left, missing, mouth, peek, poms, ready, replies, sellin, selling, shelving, sitting, sooner, store, walk, walks, whatre, window, words, yer
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,111
    munruben
    1st January 2008, 05:51 PM Go to last post

  26. Wooden baby

    Started by powderpost, 30th December 2007 11:17 PM
    baby, born, development, father, hard, jim, maternity, mother, night, pole, ward, wooden
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,104
    wheelinround
    1st January 2008, 09:59 AM Go to last post

  27. Vodka & the priest

    Started by MICKYG, 31st December 2007 02:12 PM
    10we, 11when, 9when, ass, body.”, bread, broke, contest, cross, david, donkey, don’t, eat, glass, hit, jesus, knocked, mass, monsignor, nervous, priest, pulling, refer, rock, stoned, sunday, supper, vodka, “big, “take
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,191
    scooter
    31st December 2007, 02:40 PM Go to last post

  28. Entrance exam Munruben University

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th December 2007 09:56 PM
    3 Pages •
    1 2 3
    allan, captain, cook, decent, died, door, entrance, entry, exam, examination, history, johns, munruben, neighbour, oral, piece, pole, question, replied, requires, trips, undertaking, university, wood
    • Replies: 30
    • Views: 4,235
    wheelinround
    31st December 2007, 09:12 AM Go to last post

  29. Out of the mouths of babes

    Started by Barry Hicks, 27th December 2007 09:42 AM
    #16, adds, answers, antlers, babes, bastard, calls, cow, daddy, deer, girl, hand, holds, horny, horse, horsey, hug, john, kid, kiss, moo, mouths, mummy, pair, picture, teacher, variation
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 2,230
    Barry Hicks
    30th December 2007, 07:19 PM Go to last post

  30. The weaker sex?

    Started by Barry Hicks, 30th December 2007 04:04 PM
    blankets, calls, pull, sex, share, weaker
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,071
    DavidG
    30th December 2007, 05:06 PM Go to last post

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