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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,885
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Dry as a chip

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 9th January 2008 06:33 PM
    allan, badly, ballarat, bucket, calendar, chip, david, day, drop, droughts, dry, dust, farm, farmer, fell, fore, hit, mate, months, quickly, rain, revived, stole, succession, throwing
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,937
    munruben
    9th January 2008, 11:18 PM Go to last post

  2. Munruben Hotel

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 8th January 2008 09:11 PM
    absolutely, allan, cabbie, calendar, drive, eyeballs, fast, hailed, hotel, john, mate, months, munruben, replied, seat, sloshed, stole, taxi, time, town
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,344
    munruben
    9th January 2008, 11:08 PM Go to last post

  3. Horse racing

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 9th January 2008 06:37 PM
    agreed, allan, beat, bob, calendar, cup, entered, field, goer, horse, months, purchased, race, racehorse, racing, real, starters, stole, supposedly, timboon, wallet
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,548
    Calm
    9th January 2008, 08:09 PM Go to last post

  4. More irish

    Started by Gingermick, 9th January 2008 09:22 AM
    agreed, bag, canada, climbing, close, crashed, day, fly, handle, hunt, idea, irish, lads, load, loading, mick, middle, moments, moose, paddy, pilot, plane, power, pretty, reluctantly, return, shot, start, trip, wreckage
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,548
    woodcutta
    9th January 2008, 12:41 PM Go to last post

  5. New gumboots

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th January 2008 11:18 PM
    allan, assistant, bit, bob, buy, calendar, comfortable, decided, feel, gumboots, months, pair, passed, piece, replied, series, short, size, steps, stole, store, stride, string, tied, timboon, walk
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,425
    tea lady
    9th January 2008, 10:35 AM Go to last post

  6. Munruben Hill

    Started by Barry Hicks, 9th January 2008 09:20 AM
    accidents, allan, bad, bottom, brakes, caravan, dangerous, descent, farmer, gate, hill, infamous, john, leaning, lot, munruben, nervous, queensland, replied, safe, steep, stopped, sunny, top, towed, van, visit, walked, wallan
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,516
    Calm
    9th January 2008, 10:27 AM Go to last post

  7. Hunting at Wallan

    Started by Black Ned, 9th January 2008 08:55 AM
    allan, antlers, approached, car, dead, decided, deer, dig, direction, drag, dragging, easier, farther, ground, guy, hey, hunter, hunters, hunting, john, left, lot, pulling, wallan, yeah
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,400
    Calm
    9th January 2008, 10:18 AM Go to last post

  8. Men with chainsaws needed

    Started by wheelinround, 6th January 2008 02:45 PM
    assistance, branches, burls, c/o, chainsaws, cleaning, commission, extend, fallen, forestry, lots, men, mnt, national, needed, park, photo, rain, trees, warning, woodworkers
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 2,114
    echnidna
    8th January 2008, 09:31 PM Go to last post

  9. Hinchinbrooke schoolkid

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th January 2008 10:49 AM
    allan, bleeding, bruised, calendar, ear, grandson, hinchinbrooke, home, kid, lost, months, nose, ray, rays, replied, school, schoolkid, stole, time, upset, wife, worry
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,086
    echnidna
    8th January 2008, 09:28 PM Go to last post

  10. News from Apple

    Started by Barry Hicks, 7th January 2008 06:25 AM
    $499, $599, announced, apple, breakthrough, breast, breasts, chip, complaining, computer, computers, considered, cost, develped, happy, iboob, implants, listening, major, music, news, play, staring, store, women, womens
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 2,057
    tea lady
    8th January 2008, 05:34 PM Go to last post

  11. Game of cricket

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 8th January 2008 05:21 PM
    allan, balls, brett, calendar, cricket, disappointed, eagerly, game, gra, hand, home, invited, lee, m.c.g, mate, months, proceeded, sat, seat, stole, test, umpire, ventured, warrandyte, watch, watched
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,140
    Allan at Wallan
    8th January 2008, 05:21 PM Go to last post

  12. Drunk at the pub

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 8th January 2008 05:13 PM
    allan, approached, bar, barman, barry, calendar, drank, drink, drunk, enquired, feel, finally, local, months, pot, pots, pub, quickly, replied, return, scoffed, short, shortly, stole, understand
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,190
    Allan at Wallan
    8th January 2008, 05:13 PM Go to last post

  13. Bank deposit

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th January 2008 10:46 AM
    allan, announced, assigned, bank, barry, brought, calendar, clout, count, day, decided, deposit, dollars, drove, finish, head, idiot, john, manager, million, months, munruben, proudly, races, staff, stole, team, truck, winnings, wrong
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,467
    munruben
    8th January 2008, 04:04 PM Go to last post

  14. They Breed them Tough in Munruben.

    Started by Black Ned, 8th January 2008 10:00 AM
    allan, bad, brave, breed, dentist, dentists, entered, fool, gas, hurry, john, munruben, novocaine, office, remarked, stuff, tooth, toothpulled, tough
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,321
    munruben
    8th January 2008, 04:00 PM Go to last post

  15. First date

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 8th January 2008 01:51 PM
    allan, ankle, answered, bite, calendar, cruise, date, door, gibson, girl, lassie, masterful, mel, months, movie, neighbour, night, replied, resemble, romantic, star, stole, strong, tom
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,347
    Allan at Wallan
    8th January 2008, 01:51 PM Go to last post

  16. Marriage plans

    Started by fenderbelly, 8th January 2008 09:37 AM
    aisle, altar, begins, continues, counts, distinct, golf, husband-to-be, hymn, listen, marriage, mind, minutes, morning, organize, plans, plays, proper, repeat, repeating, repeats, round, shorten, song, views, wakes, wedding, wife-to-be, women, words
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,187
    fenderbelly
    8th January 2008, 09:37 AM Go to last post

  17. Blind skydiving.

    Started by munruben, 7th January 2008 07:28 PM
    blind, dive, dog, hell, people, scares, sky, skydiving
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,130
    Black Ned
    8th January 2008, 09:04 AM Go to last post

  18. Return ticket

    Started by Barry Hicks, 6th January 2008 06:59 PM
    allan, clerk, office, railway, replied, return, station, ticket, walked, wallan
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,345
    wheelinround
    7th January 2008, 10:45 AM Go to last post

  19. Better Preaching

    Started by Rodgera, 7th January 2008 03:53 AM
    continued, fifteen, finished, hour, minutes, preacher, preaching, replied, spoke, sunday, visiting, woman
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 999
    Allan at Wallan
    7th January 2008, 10:18 AM Go to last post

  20. The Great Munruben

    Started by Black Ned, 7th January 2008 09:26 AM
    274, allan, allans, barry, ceiling, doctor, doctors, eyes, great, head, hospital, john, memory, munruben, office, park, replies, reply, rolls, shakes, simple, subtracted, test, times, tuesday, wallan
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,273
    wheelinround
    7th January 2008, 10:16 AM Go to last post

  21. Little Old Lady

    Started by MICKYG, 7th January 2008 08:18 AM
    beautiful, bet, change, ear, fairy, front, gillespie, godmother, guess, handsome, husband, imagine, jamie, knees, lady, makes, mike, neutered, ooh, poof, porch, prince, rocking, saunters, smile, smitten, stands, stares, weak, whispers
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,515
    echnidna
    7th January 2008, 09:59 AM Go to last post

  22. Leopard skin jacket

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 6th January 2008 03:53 PM
    $200, absolutely, allan, bloke, buying, calendar, cheap, drink, fellow, genuine, hinchinbrook, jacket, leopard, leopard-skin, months, pub, quiet, ray, replied, skin, spotless, stole
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,307
    wheelinround
    7th January 2008, 07:21 AM Go to last post

  23. Barry's visit to Wallan

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 5th January 2008 09:48 PM
    allan, barry, barrys, calendar, crow, crows, difficulty, dunno, echuca, farmer, farmhouse, finding, flies, leave, mate, months, replied, stole, stopped, visit, wallan
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,823
    echnidna
    6th January 2008, 06:42 PM Go to last post

  24. Change now please

    Started by Calm, 6th January 2008 11:55 AM
    $7.50, airport, alan, allan, barry, central, change, flying, frugal, gentleman, heard, john, left, mannered, met, morning, named, north, now~, obvious, platform, radio, station, straight, sydney, ticket, tickets, told, train, window
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,241
    Allan at Wallan
    6th January 2008, 03:41 PM Go to last post

  25. John's neighbour at Munruben

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 5th January 2008 09:45 PM
    allazn, answered, baby, calendar, demanded, enquired, father, friend, friends, john, johns, mate, mates, military, months, munruben, neighbour, overseas, recently, returned, ronnie, serving, stan, stole, surprised, wally, wife
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,454
    wheelinround
    6th January 2008, 08:49 AM Go to last post

  26. David in the antique shop

    Started by munruben, 6th January 2008 08:32 AM
    2000, accidentally, antique, breathes, broken, calm, david, egyptian, god, hundreds, knocks, owner, pieces, relief, running, scene, screaming, shop, sigh, smashes, store, urn, walks
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,189
    munruben
    6th January 2008, 08:32 AM Go to last post

  27. Barbie

    Started by munruben, 6th January 2008 08:26 AM
    $19.95, $299.95, $299.99, barbie, barbies, birthday, boat, car, computer, daughters, disco, divorced, exasperated, friend, furniture, girl, gymnasium, house, jewellery, kens, money, office, realises, responds, salesgirl, shocked, shopping, sir, surfer, volleyball
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,084
    munruben
    6th January 2008, 08:26 AM Go to last post

  28. My wife hasn't got a watch

    Started by munruben, 5th January 2008 09:30 PM
    buy, docket, easy, printed, sales, shopping, time, watch, wife
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,079
    Calm
    5th January 2008, 11:29 PM Go to last post

  29. New vitamin supplement

    Started by Barry Hicks, 5th January 2008 09:19 AM
    alcohol, energy, havacol, john, marketed, minerals, munruben, named, pharmacy, supplement, tells, vitamin, vitamins
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,217
    echnidna
    5th January 2008, 01:23 PM Go to last post

  30. Indian name

    Started by munruben, 4th January 2008 10:41 AM
    horse, horses.”, indian, mean?”, means, nag, nag.”, replied, unusual, wife, “its, “thats, “wife
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,507
    wheelinround
    5th January 2008, 09:38 AM Go to last post

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