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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,885
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. dog tired

    Started by wheelinround, 11th February 2008 07:53 AM
    afternoon, arrived, asleep, belly, catch, children, collar, continued, couch, curious, day, dog, dogs, home, hour, house, lives, mind, nap, note, pinned, sleep, slept, tags, ten, tired, tomorrow, weeks, well-fed, wrote
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,460
    wheelinround
    11th February 2008, 07:53 AM Go to last post

  2. Three Italian nuns ......

    Started by WoodJunky, 10th February 2008 12:54 AM
    bell, exemplary, granting, habit, hands, hell, italian, laid, laugh, laughing, led, lives, lord, months, newspaper, nun, nuns, paper, peter, pipeline, reads, ring, sahara, sara, shes, sister, starts, straight, takes
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,477
    pitbull
    11th February 2008, 05:47 AM Go to last post

  3. Swimming problems

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 10th February 2008 08:51 PM
    allan, answered, barry, calendar, chrysler, fins, gliding, holiday, melbourne, months, outswim, pointer, problems, ray, reckon, replied, responded, royal, shark, shore, south, stole, swim, swimming, time, trouble, water, wave, white, yeah
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,333
    pitbull
    11th February 2008, 05:45 AM Go to last post

  4. Resume Hints

    Started by Barry_White, 4th February 2008 12:50 PM
    achieve, actual, associate, breed, consistently, depriving, dig, employee, employers, evaluations, failed, fails, far-and, has-been, hints, idiot, ignoramus, job, low, marital, performance, personal, resume, sets, sooner, standards, starts, status, supervision, village
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,917
    Pusser
    9th February 2008, 11:53 PM Go to last post

  5. Pythagoras in the Old West

    Started by Incoming!, 8th February 2008 11:42 PM
    beheld, birth, brave, built, chief, chiefie, cons, double, elementary, entire, equal, finest, gasped, hide, hides, hippopotamus, imported, mod, pythagoras, shouted, smiled, squaw, squaws, story, tribe, twins, west, wife, wigwam, yep
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,445
    tea lady
    9th February 2008, 11:31 PM Go to last post

  6. Don't pay you medical bills

    Started by Rodgera, 9th February 2008 04:37 PM
    announce, antibiotic, arises, audience, bill, bills, convention, cure, discovered, drug, effects, loss, major, medical, memory, miracle, miraculous, noted, paid, patients, pay, replies, short-term, surgeon, times
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,370
    echnidna
    9th February 2008, 04:46 PM Go to last post

  7. Post Please don't complain

    Started by Rodgera, 8th February 2008 11:17 AM
    abbot, allowed, bed, brought, called, chose, cold, complain, disgusted, hard, life, model, monastery, monk, nodded, perfect, performance, pleased, quit, replied, rest, scribe, surprise, telling, ten, told, tone, vow, warned, words
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,674
    echnidna
    8th February 2008, 09:59 PM Go to last post

  8. What Do You Call

    Started by nev25, 2nd February 2008 12:36 PM
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    1 2
    arms, block, blocks, bum, call, camel, carlos, deer, dug-less, edward, explain, eyes, head, humphrey, humps, idea, ilene, irene, jack, japanese, leaves, leg, legs, pile, rabbit, russell, setting, warren, woman, wood
    • Replies: 19
    • Views: 4,341
    wayfarer
    8th February 2008, 05:59 PM Go to last post

  9. The merchant

    Started by wayfarer, 8th February 2008 05:55 PM
    amount, bill, call, cancel, check, collect, collections, day, deal, distributor, left, manager, merchant, money, noting, paid, pay, phone, previous, received, ship, told, totaling, voice-mail, wait
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,399
    wayfarer
    8th February 2008, 05:55 PM Go to last post

  10. To anyone with kids

    Started by Rodgera, 8th February 2008 04:40 PM
    adam, aspirin, cake, children, day, eat, eve, father, forbidden, fruit, god, gods, grandchildren, kids, killing, makes, mothers, piece, raising, replied, reward, shut, sit, sixteen, spend, talk, telling, trouble, walk, word
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,432
    wayfarer
    8th February 2008, 05:54 PM Go to last post

  11. Trying to beat the boss

    Started by Rodgera, 7th February 2008 03:28 PM
    advised, answered, beat, boss, cram, educating, effective, employee, forget, harping, head, keynote, main, peoples, product, raise, remember, repeat, repetition, replied, results, sales, sell, sir, technique, throats
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,381
    Allan at Wallan
    7th February 2008, 08:21 PM Go to last post

  12. Watermelons & Kids

    Started by MICKYG, 6th February 2008 09:58 AM
    careful, clever, cyanide, day, disturbed, drives, eat, farmer, field, idea, injected, kids, local, missing, night, notices, patch, post, raised, read, run, scare, sign, sneak, two.wink, warning, watermelon, watermelons, week
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,430
    munruben
    7th February 2008, 01:36 PM Go to last post

  13. Big Richard

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 6th February 2008 10:48 PM
    allan, big, calendar, consoled, crying, day, dead, doctor, evening, found, gained, home, hospital, matron, matter, months, newspaper, nurse, paper, recognised, refrigerator, replied, richard, rounds, sobbing, stole, transplanted, trusty, wife, wrapped
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,574
    munruben
    7th February 2008, 01:33 PM Go to last post

  14. Lion hunt

    Started by munruben, 6th February 2008 07:42 PM
    $1000, allan, barry, beast, calculation, counting, crept, dead, drinking, finally, fired, heard, hunt, keeled, lion, lions, looked, meters, quick, set, skinning, skins, smile, stone, surrounding, ten, tracked, worth, wow
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,614
    Skew ChiDAMN!!
    6th February 2008, 10:43 PM Go to last post

  15. A True Queenslander.

    Started by Toyboy, 6th February 2008 10:51 AM
    australia, beer, bloke, blokes, carlton, cascade, cleanest, coke, conference, coopers, decide, diet, draught, drinking, glances, head, hesitation, lunch, manager, mates, national, planet, queenslander, shrugs, south, sprouted, tooheys, true, victoria, xxxx
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,401
    Toyboy
    6th February 2008, 10:51 AM Go to last post

  16. Unhappy A Heart is Required

    Started by MICKYG, 6th February 2008 09:48 AM
    attack, attorney, attorneys, belongs, bleeding, brought, choose, decision, doctor, heart, hearts, hospital, live, luck, mikewink, quickly, required, responds, runs, social, tells, transplant, wait, worker, workers
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,231
    MICKYG
    6th February 2008, 09:48 AM Go to last post

  17. A Politically Incorrect One For The Girls

    Started by Barry Hicks, 6th February 2008 06:18 AM
    floor, girls, incorrect, lay, life, politically, tiles, time, walk
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,732
    zathras
    6th February 2008, 06:30 AM Go to last post

  18. Italian War Hero

    Started by Wood Butcher, 5th February 2008 05:08 PM
    actions, circumstances, confession, danger, door, easily, elderly, father, flesh, forgiven, happened, hero, hide, italian, load, local, mind, people, priest, question, sexual, slid, son, succumb, sundays, times, urgently, war, weakness, week
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,617
    dazzler
    5th February 2008, 09:55 PM Go to last post

  19. Why do brides wear white?

    Started by Skew ChiDAMN!!, 4th February 2008 04:20 PM
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    1 2
    appliances, bloke, boy, brides, church, curiously, daddy, father, helping, household, lived, meant, mother, mummy, opposite, purity, question, ran, relatives, replied, reply, shed, sight, sink, son, treated, unsure, visit, wear, white
    • Replies: 16
    • Views: 3,725
    tea lady
    5th February 2008, 09:35 PM Go to last post

  20. When a Woman Lies

    Started by wheelinround, 5th February 2008 04:18 PM
    appeared, brad, care, clooney, cried, crying, dipped, fallen, fell, george, golden, graphics, husband, husbands, ladies, lies, lord, misunderstanding, moral, pitt, replied, river, seamstress, signed, sticking, story, thimble, water, woman, women
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,244
    wheelinround
    5th February 2008, 04:18 PM Go to last post

  21. Two Nun's

    Started by wheelinround, 5th February 2008 09:48 AM
    arrives, convent, dear, dirty, dress, fast, faster, follow, hail, half, happened, lifted, logical, marys, mathematical, minutes, nun, nuns, pants, past, pulled, rape, rate, reach, reached, run, sister, started, thirty-eight, walk
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,323
    Wongo
    5th February 2008, 10:56 AM Go to last post

  22. Compliments

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 4th February 2008 10:33 PM
    ale, allan, astounded, bar, barman, barry, body, calendar, coming, complimentary, compliments, drinking, handsome, heard, jar, john, lined, looked, manners, months, nice, peanuts, pub, quiet, ray, replied, stole, surprised, voice, wonderful
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,325
    wheelinround
    5th February 2008, 08:32 AM Go to last post

  23. The pig and the ute..

    Started by Toyboy, 5th February 2008 12:43 AM
    accident, bit, boss, call, caught, damage, drag, drongo, head, hey, hit, huge, jimmy, kickin, motorbike, owner, pig, receives, replies, rifle, seat, shoot, somethin, squealin, station, suspension, terrible, uhf, ute
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,260
    Toyboy
    5th February 2008, 12:43 AM Go to last post

  24. Cpr

    Started by Toyboy, 5th February 2008 12:33 AM
    000, accidently, ambulance, answered, attempt, bang, cpr, dead, die, emergency, found, gonna, hang, hearing, hears, loud, mate, operator, operator.are, phone, picks, reporting, roo, sec, shot, shoulder, tells, thud, yeh, yep
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,174
    Toyboy
    5th February 2008, 12:33 AM Go to last post

  25. The Wisdom Of Our Time...?

    Started by Barry Hicks, 4th February 2008 05:04 PM
    75%, bad, company, control, fun, fuzzy, gaseous, green, intelligence, lawyers, learn, meat, merge, money, ninety-nine, organs, people, percent, phone, population, produce, red, reproductive, rest, survey, time, wisdom, worse, wurlitzer, xerox
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,468
    Toyboy
    5th February 2008, 12:03 AM Go to last post

  26. The Bank Account

    Started by Rodgera, 4th February 2008 10:10 PM
    account, bank, beer, cafe, clerk, died, dropped, fell, floor, husband, kitchen, married, mcmunruben, occupation, replied, savings, waitress, widow
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,275
    echnidna
    4th February 2008, 10:22 PM Go to last post

  27. A truckie

    Started by MICKYG, 4th February 2008 03:58 PM
    address, blood, clothes, complete, doctor, doctors, electrocardiogram, examining, fellow, fifteen, height, history, insurance, medical, mikewinkwink, minutes, nurse, nurses, office, pressure, receptionist, seat, shingles, test, told, truck, truckie, wait, walked, weight
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,175
    scooter
    4th February 2008, 09:51 PM Go to last post

  28. The Church Gossip

    Started by Stevenp, 1st February 2008 09:59 AM
    church, ddd, defend, deny, evening, explain, feared, friends, front, george, gossip, gotta, home, house, left, love, maintain, mildred, mildreds, mistake, moment, night, parked, pickup, quietly, stared, told, town, walked, words
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,416
    Bluegum
    4th February 2008, 09:24 PM Go to last post

  29. Stupid

    Started by Barry_White, 4th February 2008 01:05 PM
    accept, afraid, boxes, computer, cord, cursor, customer, employee, failure, lickednow, light, monitor, notice, packing, plugged, power, screen, stupid, type, wordperfect, _cables, _manuals, _monitor, _no, _nothing, _take, _wall, _well, _when, _yes
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,269
    tea lady
    4th February 2008, 02:35 PM Go to last post

  30. Uncharted Island

    Started by munruben, 3rd February 2008 01:33 PM
    abe, abie, american, answers, biggest, card, check, checks, crash, esther, express, forgive, forgot, grabs, island, kiss, landing, mastercard, month, pay, pbs, pledge, remember, responds, send, shaken, sweetheart, uncharted, visa
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,563
    wheelinround
    4th February 2008, 09:20 AM Go to last post

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