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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
    100 Pages •
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,886
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Car Wash

    Started by Rodgera, 16th February 2008 03:41 PM
    arrow, boomed, business, car, choir, church, clouded, customers, finally, god, idea, money, oclock, poster, poured, printed, putting, rain, raise, read, rinses, saturday, scheduled, sign, singers, skyward, special, trip, wash, words
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,247
    Rodgera
    16th February 2008, 03:41 PM Go to last post

  2. A message from John Cleese...

    Started by rod1949, 15th February 2008 09:47 AM
    acceptable, adult, america, american, beer, british, called, calling, chips, cleese, due, effect, english, hollywood, insist, john, learn, letter, message, pound, proper, real, referred, reinstated, replaced, required, suffix, time, vocabulary, words
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,468
    jow104
    15th February 2008, 07:40 PM Go to last post

  3. Oil Crisis

    Started by MICKYG, 15th February 2008 05:25 PM
    australian, basin, bass, canberra, canning, continental, country, crisis, dipsticks, east, explained, fields, geographical, located, lot, low, north-west, oil, people, perth, purely, queensland, questions, regardscool, shale, shelf, shortage, strait, understand, ~~~
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,234
    MICKYG
    15th February 2008, 05:25 PM Go to last post

  4. Web address

    Started by wheelinround, 15th February 2008 09:51 AM
    address, aware, file, lovers, pen, quality, web
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,623
    Gra
    15th February 2008, 02:39 PM Go to last post

  5. Colonial Policy

    Started by artme, 12th February 2008 05:00 PM
    colonial, european, nationscolonial, pillars, policy
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 1,940
    old dog
    15th February 2008, 01:21 PM Go to last post

  6. Walking the dog

    Started by MICKYG, 11th February 2008 07:42 PM
    backside, belle, block, child, dad, disguise, dog, dogs, father, garage, girl, halfway, heat, home, leash, left, minutes, mom, petrol, pushing, ran, replies, returned, round, scrubbed, soaked, surprised, time, walk, walking
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,545
    hybridfiat
    15th February 2008, 11:50 AM Go to last post

  7. "Real" 911 Calls?

    Started by Barry Hicks, 15th February 2008 08:52 AM
    9-1-1, 911, ambulance, asthmatic, breath, breathing, caller, calling, calls, child, contractions, darn, dispatcher, emergency, foster, husband, idiot, minutes, nine-eleven, north, pass, phone, police, real, running, sir, sound, started, trouble, yeah
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,397
    Barry Hicks
    15th February 2008, 08:52 AM Go to last post

  8. What NOT To Give Her For Valentines Day

    Started by Rodgera, 13th February 2008 08:51 AM
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    1 2
    apologetic, appliance, ate, attempt, bought, box, bunnings, carbatec, cash, certificate, chocolates, clumsily, day, fron, gift, hide, household, item, mortuarys, petrol, power, rearranged, shop, stallone, station, today?doh, tool, valentines, words, worse
    • Replies: 19
    • Views: 3,039
    Christopha
    14th February 2008, 07:07 PM Go to last post

  9. big dog for sale

    Started by rod@plasterbrok, 14th February 2008 04:55 PM
    afford, answers, anymore, appreciated, big, dog, dolly, eat, excellent, feed, free, funny, guard, holy, home, left, molesters, murderers, neighborhood, owner, picture, rapists, read, sale, thieves
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,519
    wheelinround
    14th February 2008, 06:18 PM Go to last post

  10. Fishing around.

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 14th February 2008 03:14 PM
    allan, bait, barry, calendar, cans, caught, crook, eating, fish, fishing, john, knocking, lake, months, munruben, object, outing, stole
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,470
    Allan at Wallan
    14th February 2008, 03:14 PM Go to last post

  11. Menu Planning Tip to Reduce Stress

    Started by Rodgera, 14th February 2008 12:53 PM
    beef, care, chicken, dinner, dinners, dumplings, food, freezer, frustration, husband, labelling, labels, legible, likes, matter, menu, neat, pie, planning, pot, reduce, reduced, replies, set, steak, stress, tags, tip, vegetables, waiting
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,481
    Allan at Wallan
    14th February 2008, 03:07 PM Go to last post

  12. Manrubin's Cow

    Started by les88, 13th February 2008 02:05 PM
    approaches, attempt, bought, bull, buy, chance, cow, decided, distant, dumbfounded, eye, forward, front, les, lithgow, manrubin, mate, mentioned, milk, minute, move, moves, people, replied, stopped, succeed, vet, walks, wife, wise
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,507
    Allan at Wallan
    14th February 2008, 03:02 PM Go to last post

  13. Snow White's Camera

    Started by Rodgera, 14th February 2008 08:25 AM
    batch, camera, clerk, console, cry, day, developed, disappointed, dwarfs, film, finished, gift, happily, photos, pictures, prints, processor, received, snow, started, surroundings, week, white, whites, worry
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,379
    MICKYG
    14th February 2008, 08:40 AM Go to last post

  14. Cop this one

    Started by Rodgera, 11th February 2008 10:51 PM
    broke, cop, detectives, headquarters, police, stole, toilets
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,233
    scooter
    13th February 2008, 11:38 PM Go to last post

  15. Talking Finally worked it out

    Started by artme, 13th February 2008 11:29 AM
    cuddly.however, echidnas, eyes, fabric, finally, flattening, months, nose.dddd, portrait, properly, ran, softener, stung, treatment, wall, washed, wondering, worked, wrong
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,924
    tea lady
    13th February 2008, 05:25 PM Go to last post

  16. Irish Woodies

    Started by Baz, 13th February 2008 05:15 PM
    arm, bag, couple, cries, day, days, dead, exercising, head, hospital, irish, limb, local, mick, nurse, paddy, plastic, rehab, rushes, serious, severs, shocked, slips, suffocated, suppose, surprised, transports, treadmill, usual, woodies
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,200
    Baz
    13th February 2008, 05:15 PM Go to last post

  17. Allan And The Elephant

    Started by Barry Hicks, 12th February 2008 04:00 PM
    1988, allan, allans, approached, children, day, elephant, elephants, enclosure, events, feet, fence, forgot, grand, instantly, killing, legs, lifted, loudly, melbourne, slammed, stared, thorn, trumpeted, trunk, twenty, walked, walking, wrapped, zoo
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,517
    tea lady
    12th February 2008, 10:13 PM Go to last post

  18. They Walk Amoung Us

    Started by wheelinround, 8th February 2008 02:16 PM
    $46.64, 10%, amoung, bought, brother, buy-one-get-one-free, call, center, cut, day, explained, free, friends, handed, hours, looked, luggage, money, north, pacific, pieces, pizza, quickly, retail, sister, sun, time, told, walk, walked
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 1,857
    Calm
    12th February 2008, 10:04 PM Go to last post

  19. Zapped By Radar? Call The Mythbusters

    Started by Barry Hicks, 11th February 2008 09:42 AM
    aboard, alert, approaching, complete, computer, detected, equipment, file, hostile, incident, laconic, locked, message, missile, mythbusters, north, officers, override, presence, radar, raf, reply, speed, status, style, subsequently, tactical, tornado, true, zapped
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 2,243
    joe greiner
    12th February 2008, 10:00 PM Go to last post

  20. Funny Photos 2

    Started by Meggles, 11th February 2008 01:16 PM
    cat, funny, lose, photos
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,552
    funkychicken
    11th February 2008, 10:30 PM Go to last post

  21. Talking Pollies

    Started by MICKYG, 11th February 2008 08:19 PM
    advanced, aussie, brain, brisbane, british, country, doctor, german, guys, half, heart, house, kidney, lung, medicine, outdone, parliament, person, pollies, preparing, russian, war.2tsup, weeks
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,443
    ss_11000
    11th February 2008, 10:20 PM Go to last post

  22. Guess you had to be there

    Started by Carry Pine, 11th February 2008 08:28 PM
    australian, cedar, cut, garden, glued, guess, hall, legs, observes, red, scene, stakes, swmbo, tables
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,533
    artme
    11th February 2008, 09:52 PM Go to last post

  23. chicken feathers

    Started by WoodJunky, 11th February 2008 09:03 PM
    boy, brought, butter, chicken, day, eat, eating, feathers, fourth, friends, girl, gizzards, god, grades, hey, late, looked, matter, neck, noticed, pants, peanut, pulled, sandwich, sandwiches, school, sit, skirt, starting, stop
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,263
    WoodJunky
    11th February 2008, 09:03 PM Go to last post

  24. The post office

    Started by MICKYG, 11th February 2008 07:54 PM
    addressed, christmas, day, days, dear, dinner, envelope, franked, friends, glow, god, landed, letter, money, nice, office, official, pension, post, postmen, raised, read, rest, round, simply, sorting, thinking, touched, warm, £96
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,595
    ss_11000
    11th February 2008, 07:58 PM Go to last post

  25. Funny Photos 1

    Started by Meggles, 11th February 2008 01:14 PM
    funny, marriages, photos
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,146
    Barry Hicks
    11th February 2008, 06:33 PM Go to last post

  26. Football problem

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 10th February 2008 08:42 PM
    admitted, allan, bad, calendar, career, copped, decided, depends, doctor, football, game, groin, hospital, injury, john, ladies, local, months, munruben, playing, problem, replied, resurrect, return, stole, team
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,267
    wheelinround
    11th February 2008, 09:08 AM Go to last post

  27. What Planet Are You From?

    Started by Barry Hicks, 10th February 2008 06:58 PM
    annoyed, answers, bawls, bit, blue, coke, crying, drivers, drives, gay, hands, license, mars, middle, offer, planet, queer, red, road, rolls, sandwich, snaps, spots, stop, stops, thirsty, trouble, truckie, window, yellow
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,367
    tea lady
    11th February 2008, 09:07 AM Go to last post

  28. Another bad pun

    Started by Incoming!, 10th February 2008 12:13 PM
    accepted, bad, benefitting, bit, boomed, business, church, claude, claudes, dame, gratefully, hoh, house, hutch, inspect, jean, juicier, land, lords, notre, offer, offered, plight, premises, priest, pun, rabbits, replied, tastier, visit
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,244
    Outbackrr
    11th February 2008, 08:49 AM Go to last post

  29. Come On Kiwis, It's Your Turn Now

    Started by Barry Hicks, 8th February 2008 02:05 PM
    accent, aussie, beat, bloke, bloody, break, curious, day, geez, idiot, kiwis, left, mate, missing, mouth, peek, ready, replies, selling, shop, sitting, soon-to-be, sooner, store, tourist, turn, walk, walks, window, words
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,791
    Gra
    11th February 2008, 08:43 AM Go to last post

  30. the nail

    Started by wheelinround, 11th February 2008 07:56 AM
    barn, blonde, bred, check, coming, complete, confidence, confidently, cow, cows, ditzy, explains, farmer, guess, hang, impregnate, impressed, insemination, john, lady, leaves, maggie, nail, row, simple, stall, tells, terribly, trousers, walks
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,434
    wheelinround
    11th February 2008, 07:56 AM Go to last post

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