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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
    57 Pages
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    • Replies: 851
    • Views: 51,811
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post
  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
    100 Pages
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    • Replies: 1,495
    • Views: 86,470
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post
  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
    90 Pages
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    • Replies: 1,338
    • Views: 125,110
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post
  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages
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    • Replies: 1,521
    • Views: 239,133
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post
  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,886
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post
  1. Easter Bunny for John Allan & Barry

    Started by wheelinround, 24th March 2008 01:57 PM
    allan, barry, beryl, bunnies, bunny, call, cargo, chicken, consumption, cross, dewey, easter, egg, elephant, ether, hare, hares, john, jokes, juan, justin, knock, rabbit, rabbits, rabbit’s, samoa, stella, stew, what’s, who’s
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,659
    24th March 2008, 05:07 PM Go to last post
  2. In an Irish Pub

    Started by fenderbelly, 24th March 2008 01:26 PM
    die, donegal, father, heaven, irish, mans, meets, murphy, otoole, priest, pub, reply, stand, walked, walks, wall
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,233
    24th March 2008, 01:26 PM Go to last post
  3. parrot

    Started by Timmo, 22nd March 2008 02:51 PM
    carrot, orange, parrot, sounds
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,349
    23rd March 2008, 09:06 AM Go to last post
  4. I think I need glasses

    Started by joe greiner, 22nd March 2008 11:25 PM
    bank, doctor, glasses, joe, patient, teller
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,328
    23rd March 2008, 08:54 AM Go to last post
  5. Don't Have Kids!

    Started by Barry Hicks, 19th March 2008 04:00 PM
    bed, business, daddy, daughter, devastated, eat, entertained, fingers, happened, kids, mouth, packing, playing, pretending, reached, replied, snot, standing, stuck, time, tiny, trip, wonderful, wrong
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 1,966
    22nd March 2008, 06:40 PM Go to last post
  6. Do you know Harold--I do

    Started by fenderbelly, 22nd March 2008 02:23 PM
    bill, buttons, call, called, clicked, computer, couple, error, figure, fix, grinned, guy, harold, harold--i, haroldi, heard, inquired, minimum, nonetheless, replied, service, solved, stupid, ten, trouble, walking, write, wrong, wrote
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,512
    22nd March 2008, 03:57 PM Go to last post
  7. Little Tommy says sorry.

    Started by munruben, 22nd March 2008 02:44 PM
    dad, mother, mum, mummy, scolded, stupid, telling, told, tommy, tommys
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 987
    22nd March 2008, 02:44 PM Go to last post
  8. Foggy morning

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 21st March 2008 07:22 PM
    allan, arrived, calendar, declared, dunno, foggiest, foggy, home, house, left, mate, mates, months, morning, n.s.w, ray, read, replied, stole, town
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,106
    22nd March 2008, 10:19 AM Go to last post
  9. Birthday Present

    Started by wheelinround, 21st March 2008 05:22 PM
    birthday, bought, buying, hear, heather, ladyshave, leg, mccartney, mills, paul, plane, present
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,587
    22nd March 2008, 10:07 AM Go to last post
  10. Seat chatter

    Started by wheelinround, 20th March 2008 02:02 PM
    african-american, airport, american, boarded, business, call, chatter, convention, descent, explained, french, greek, indian, lovers, myth, myths, native, paddy, papadopoulos, plane, popular, possess, seat, smiled, sydney, taking, tonto, trait, well-endowed, woman
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,591
    21st March 2008, 11:21 PM Go to last post
  11. K mart story.

    Started by munruben, 21st March 2008 11:17 PM
    alright, assistant, bit, cubicle, dam, door, fitting, guy, irate, mart, marts, paper, reply, sir, starts, story, taps, time, worried
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,077
    21st March 2008, 11:17 PM Go to last post
  12. Love for wife

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 21st March 2008 07:29 PM
    a.f.l, allan, calendar, car, football, glued, hockey, ice, john, love, months, racing, replied, season, stole, t.v, watching, wife
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,264
    21st March 2008, 11:09 PM Go to last post
  13. Only in Australia

    Started by WoodJunky, 21st March 2008 12:26 AM
    142, 1996, 1999, 2000, 543, admitted, aussies, australia, battery, beer, call, die, disabled, emergency, front, injured, leave, massive, mention, parking, people, pins, removing, rink, sharp, shirts, skating, talk, testing, tongue
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 2,435
    21st March 2008, 09:26 PM Go to last post
  14. What do you call....

    Started by munruben, 16th March 2008 05:28 PM
    call, dear, deer, eye, eyes, fish, fsh, idea, youy
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 2,136
    20th March 2008, 09:48 PM Go to last post
  15. John the old snoozer

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th March 2008 08:39 PM
    allan, bed, calendar, called, daze, front, half, john, months, replied, send, sleep, snoozer, stole, wake, wife
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,557
    20th March 2008, 01:11 PM Go to last post
  16. I've Won Lotto

    Started by Ozkaban, 20th March 2008 09:23 AM
    @#$%^, bags, calls, care, carribean, clothes, day, home, honey, lotto, pack, replies, skiing, swimmers, warm, wife, won, wonderful, wow, yells
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,178
    20th March 2008, 09:23 AM Go to last post
  17. Munruben pub problems

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 19th March 2008 08:34 PM
    accidentally, aid, alive, allan, banged, beer, brainwave, calendar, coming, coolroom, found, hope, hotel, hour, inside, john, kegs, locked, minute, months, munruben, night, problems, pub, staff, started, stole, surrounded, time, yelled
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,185
    19th March 2008, 08:34 PM Go to last post
  18. Incredible Memory

    Started by Barry Hicks, 18th March 2008 07:30 AM
    1st, 2nd, allan, arguing, beat, breast, butchers, chair, claimed, coming, dad, drink, fed, feeding, furthest, home, incredible, memory, mother, mum, pair, picnic, quiet, remember, sitting, woodie, woodies
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,471
    19th March 2008, 08:27 PM Go to last post
  19. Mixed messages

    Started by Rodgera, 18th March 2008 10:36 PM
    car, child, daughter, doctor, follow, footsteps, girl, heart, instrument, left, mcdonalds, messages, mixed, picked, playing, pre-school, seat, spoke, stethoscope
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,424
    18th March 2008, 10:36 PM Go to last post
  20. Irish Technology

    Started by Rodgera, 18th March 2008 03:34 PM
    100, absolutely, ago, ancestors, concluded, copper, deep, depth, digging, dug, earlier, english, found, irish, kerryman, meters, network, newsletter, odroll, paddy, peat, reported, scientists, scots, southwest, technology, traces, week, wire, wireless
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,909
    18th March 2008, 08:46 PM Go to last post
  21. Which airline?

    Started by Toyboy, 16th March 2008 05:52 PM
    ahhhhh, air, airline, airlines, airways, attendant, chair, confused, delta, duty, flight, gorgeous, jetstar, kicked, leaned, list, mentally, scratched, shes, silk, singapore, sitting, slogan, slumped, smiled, smooth, special, thai, time, woman
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 2,336
    18th March 2008, 09:42 AM Go to last post
  22. Financial Planning

    Started by Barry Hicks, 17th March 2008 08:04 AM
    anonymous, business, card, days, decided, die, died, dollars, estate, family, father, financial, fortune, found, guy, home, impressed, inherit, living, million, mysterious, obtained, ordinary, planning, sickly, single, stepmother, woman, women, woodie
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,519
    17th March 2008, 11:47 PM Go to last post
  23. What a girl.

    Started by munruben, 17th March 2008 05:26 PM
    22s, 90%, ages, blond, car, corner, cos, crime, date, explaining, fax, feeling, girl, happened, home, late, meet, missed, money, moving, petrol, read, shoot-out, sold, stabbed, stamp, told, walk
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,676
    17th March 2008, 10:48 PM Go to last post
  24. Spotlighting

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 17th March 2008 02:39 PM
    allan, attendant, blond, blonde, brand, calendar, computer, curtains, helloooo, installed, madam, mine, model, months, munruben, pink, replied, spotlight, spotlighting, stole, store, told, windows
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,425
    17th March 2008, 05:02 PM Go to last post
  25. May I lick the bowl

    Started by munruben, 16th March 2008 10:40 PM
    bowl, flush, lick, told, wife
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 1,577
    17th March 2008, 04:08 PM Go to last post
  26. Directions to Munruben

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 17th March 2008 02:59 PM
    advised, allan, alternately, barry, calendar, car, care, decided, direction, directions, facing, john, kilometres, lights, local, locate, minutes, months, munruben, pay, set, stole, stopped, travel, visit
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,192
    17th March 2008, 03:10 PM Go to last post
  27. Ray in the jungle

    Started by munruben, 16th March 2008 05:39 PM
    747, advantage, africans, bird, broken, chief, dance, die, easy, harm, heart, jet, jumbo, jungle, kill, looked, menacing, quick, ray, situation, sky, skyward, spoke, stared, stopped, stumbled, tribe, war, wheelchair, wild
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,855
    17th March 2008, 09:18 AM Go to last post
  28. A hunting we will go.

    Started by munruben, 16th March 2008 05:23 PM
    aimed, allan, barry, bit, car, cows, dead, decided, donkey, farmer, gate, goat, gun, hunt, hunting, joke, mate, pay, pigs, play, property, rang, shoot, shooting, shot, shots, sooner, time, waiting, watch
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,195
    16th March 2008, 05:23 PM Go to last post
  29. Ray's first soccer game

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th March 2008 08:48 PM
    allan, attend, awake, barry, calendar, clapping, excited, game, hands, invited, mark, match, minute, months, ray, rays, replied, scored, soccer, started, stole, suddenly, team, vigorously
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,237
    16th March 2008, 09:17 AM Go to last post
  30. Nagging wife

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th March 2008 08:27 PM
    allan, barry, bride, building, calendar, car, enjoy, hard, headed, honeymoon, hour, lathes, lights, local, married, months, nagging, occupied, pulled, ran, responded, set, stole, waiting, wedding, wife, wonderful, woodturning, yelled
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,130
    15th March 2008, 08:27 PM Go to last post

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