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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,890
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Men!

    Started by Rodgera, 19th July 2008 11:16 AM
    continue, corner, crashes, driving, immediately, leans, listen, men, middle, mountain, narrow, pass, pig, replies, road, rounds, steep, window, witch, woman, yells
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,279
    Rodgera
    19th July 2008, 11:16 AM Go to last post

  2. Pilots & Air Traffic Controllers #1

    Started by Barry Hicks, 18th July 2008 03:43 PM
    329, 351, 747, air, aircraft, approach, atc, bored, control, controllers, delta, flight, fokker, heavy, locate, miles, noise, oclock, ohare, pilots, position, radar, student, stupid, takeoff, tower, traffic, twa, united, unknown
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,757
    wheelinround
    18th July 2008, 04:17 PM Go to last post

  3. Computers & Idiot Users

    Started by Skew ChiDAMN!!, 9th July 2008 09:22 PM
    bad, computer, computers, feel, idiot, illiterate, rotfl, stupidities, users
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 2,119
    Timmo
    18th July 2008, 03:00 PM Go to last post

  4. Another Bar Joke

    Started by joe greiner, 17th July 2008 09:03 PM
    announces, bar, carrying, dog, dropping, guy, hand, hey, joe, joke, stepped, walks
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 2,199
    rrich
    18th July 2008, 07:56 AM Go to last post

  5. Tetnus shot

    Started by Barry_White, 16th July 2008 11:16 PM
    answers, begins, behavior, coat, coat.his, couch, doctor, heck, immediately, mid-eighties, nope, positioning, putting, replies, rocker, rusty, shot, sick, start, starts, struggles, stuff, tetanus, tetnus, unexpected, viagra, wife
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 2,026
    Allan at Wallan
    17th July 2008, 08:33 PM Go to last post

  6. The Hotel Bill

    Started by Barry_White, 16th July 2008 11:14 PM
    $400.00, $450.00, agrees, bad, bill, charged, check, cheque, clerk, complains, entertainers, eventually, exclaims, explain, explains, famous, hollywood, hotel, hours, husband, manager, matter, nice, replies, road, sir, sleeping, stop, tells, wife
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,849
    Ozkaban
    17th July 2008, 08:32 PM Go to last post

  7. Kevin The Chicken

    Started by Barry Hicks, 17th July 2008 06:42 AM
    allan, awarded, bell, bells, brisbane, chicken, ekka, entered, figure, job, judges, kevin, move, noticed, overnight, performance, performing, piece, politician, populace, prize, proud, pullet, pullets, ringing, roosters, screwing, sensation, sneaking, surprise
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,487
    Allan at Wallan
    17th July 2008, 08:32 PM Go to last post

  8. Allan'sTrip To The Bigsmoke

    Started by Barry Hicks, 16th July 2008 06:45 PM
    allanstrip, allantrip, bigsmoke, close, days, decided, flash, fluffy, hotel, melbourne, recently, spent, spoil, stay, suitcase, thick, towels, wallans
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,256
    Allan at Wallan
    16th July 2008, 08:26 PM Go to last post

  9. The Virtues of a Good Haircut

    Started by Rodgera, 16th July 2008 07:47 PM
    answer, casual, comment, elderly, employed, extol, good, guy, hair, haircut, insisted, makes, mane, mature, middle-aged, recently, section, shaggy, stump, supervisor, virtues
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,244
    Rodgera
    16th July 2008, 07:47 PM Go to last post

  10. Communication in marriage

    Started by Rodgera, 15th July 2008 08:29 PM
    act, arts, chatting, college, communicates, communication, communications, counseling, explained, friends, husband, listening, major, majored, marriage, party, relationship, subject, theater, wife
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,294
    rrich
    16th July 2008, 01:01 PM Go to last post

  11. A hitchhiker's tale.

    Started by Woodwould, 15th July 2008 11:48 PM
    hitchhiker, hitchhikers, john, rafferty, tale
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,092
    Woodwould
    15th July 2008, 11:48 PM Go to last post

  12. Proper rememberance

    Started by Rodgera, 15th July 2008 08:31 PM
    bows, cap, chip, closes, day, eyes, friend, funeral, golf, green, guys, local, married, mid-swing, playing, prayer, procession, proper, rememberance, replies, road, stops, takes, thoughtful, touching, wow, yeah
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,210
    Rodgera
    15th July 2008, 08:31 PM Go to last post

  13. Revenge Is Sweet

    Started by Barry Hicks, 14th July 2008 09:42 AM
    $300, allan, apologises, attention, completely, drink, embarrassed, embarrassing, everyones, graduate, hopelessly, looked, minutes, people, psychology, respond, revenge, situations, sleep, slinks, student, studying, sweet, table, tonight, top, voice, walks, woman, yells
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,593
    Allan at Wallan
    15th July 2008, 04:28 PM Go to last post

  14. Extravagance

    Started by Barry Hicks, 15th July 2008 10:38 AM
    extravagance, giving, lecture, smoking, start, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,026
    Barry Hicks
    15th July 2008, 10:38 AM Go to last post

  15. Mensa 2008

    Started by joe greiner, 10th July 2008 12:27 AM
    2008, action, bad, bozone, credit, day, degenerate, disease, dopeler, earth, effect, explodes, extra, form, glibido, ideas, invitational, letter, mensa, osteopornosis, person, posts, serious, smarter, stupid, talk, tendency, vibes, washington, word
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 1,938
    arose62
    14th July 2008, 09:53 AM Go to last post

  16. bil and jackie

    Started by weisyboy, 13th July 2008 09:56 PM
    bil, bitten, bloudy, boss, cam, car, conc, crank, decided, farmer, fear, final, fork, hand, jackie, locas, maide, plane, propertys, ride, shed, shout, shouted, tight, travel, verry, voice, voyage, wanna, wealthy
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,250
    weisyboy
    13th July 2008, 09:56 PM Go to last post

  17. Barry's return from the pub

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th July 2008 09:21 PM
    aids, allan, approaching, backside, band, barry, barrys, bathroom, bloodied, claims, clicks, cut, drunk, home, local, mirror, morning, mouse, night, overimbibed, pathway, pub, refuted, replied, return, returning, slipped, stuck, teach, wounds
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,236
    tea lady
    13th July 2008, 09:53 PM Go to last post

  18. Allan's Annual Medical

    Started by Barry Hicks, 12th July 2008 07:06 PM
    allan, allans, annual, doctor, examination, fill, jar, medical, replied, shelf
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,165
    Allan at Wallan
    13th July 2008, 09:17 PM Go to last post

  19. swattn' flies

    Started by woodcutta, 12th July 2008 02:13 AM
    beer, females, flies, killed, kitchen, males, phoned, replied, sitting, swatting, swattn, swmbo, told, waht
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,648
    woodcutta
    12th July 2008, 08:30 PM Go to last post

  20. The lone Private

    Started by Rodgera, 11th July 2008 10:14 PM
    attention, dispersed, eyebrow, fall, formation, grinned, huh, idiots, lone, lot, private, raised, remained, rest, sarge, sergeant, shouted, single, soldier, soldiers, squad, stalked, standing
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,352
    Rodgera
    11th July 2008, 10:14 PM Go to last post

  21. New Zealand under threat of invasion

    Started by NCArcher, 10th July 2008 01:54 PM
    abc, gruentransfer, invasion, kiwis, loved, night, threat, www.invadenewzealand.com, zealand
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,752
    Ozkaban
    11th July 2008, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  22. Hew to spuk nuw zulander

    Started by wheelinround, 10th July 2008 10:30 AM
    aircraft, animals, beard, beers, bitten, boeing, bun, button, computer, dozen, ear, half, hew, insect, nuw, peck, sivven, spuk, suck, suitcase, tin, zulander, ….…, ………, …………, ………….…, ……………, ………………, …………………, ……………………
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,613
    Ozkaban
    11th July 2008, 09:08 AM Go to last post

  23. The Pope And The Rabbi

    Started by Barry Hicks, 10th July 2008 09:14 AM
    apple, community, convert, debate, finger, fingers, god, ground, head, held, holding, italy, jewish, jews, leave, pope, produced, rabbi, raised, remind, represent, responded, spoke, stay, told, trinity, wafer, waved, wine, won
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,421
    Batpig
    10th July 2008, 09:30 AM Go to last post

  24. Amazing Flying Story

    Started by Barry Hicks, 7th July 2008 08:37 AM
    amazing, auto, bodies, conditions, control, controls, deck, flight, flying, hysterical, jet, kid, load, managed, mountain, passengers, pilot, pilots, plane, pulled, sat, screaming, story, straight, terrified, told, touch, tower, weather, y.o
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 2,023
    BobL
    10th July 2008, 01:51 AM Go to last post

  25. Irish Medical Dictionary

    Started by munruben, 9th July 2008 05:46 PM
    airport, cane, cheaper, cousin, day, dictionary, doctors, elvis, fainted, illness, irish, medical, morbid, nitrates, node, offer, operative, opposite, outpatient, pelvis, person, post, rates, rectum, sick, staff, table, tablet, terminal, tumour
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,477
    Woodwould
    10th July 2008, 01:16 AM Go to last post

  26. The expensive suit

    Started by munruben, 9th July 2008 05:48 PM
    astonishment, attractive, black, blank, blonde, blue, charge, check, compensate, cost, dressed, excellent, expensive, exquisite, grateful, heads, honestly, husband, husbands, job, left, looked, mortician, nice, shortl, spend, suit, switched, wearing, wife
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,727
    joe greiner
    9th July 2008, 11:36 PM Go to last post

  27. Reasons for train delays (UK soon to be NSW)

    Started by Rodgera, 8th July 2008 12:42 PM
    bad, baker, beggars, care, change, charity, delay, delays, doors, drawl, earlier, encourage, failing, home, ladies, line, news, nice, nsw, operating, passengers, professional, reasons, registered, sardines, spare, street, stuff, told, train
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,590
    weisyboy
    9th July 2008, 08:42 PM Go to last post

  28. Emergency Room Blonde

    Started by WoodJunky, 7th July 2008 09:09 PM
    $4000.00, blonde, chin, commit, doctor, ear, emergency, finger, gun, happen, hurries, index, late, lift, loud, mouth, neck, night, noise, paid, pulled, room, shooting, shot, straightened, suicide, teeth, tip, trigger
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,524
    RufflyRustic
    9th July 2008, 08:14 PM Go to last post

  29. The Monastry

    Started by Barry_White, 8th July 2008 11:37 PM
    accept, blades, breaks, car, door, earth, feed, fix, grass, heard, hears, key, knob, knocks, lead, monastery, monastry, monk, monks, morning, night, pebbles, provide, reply, sand, sound, stone, strange, task, wooden
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 6,408
    Allan at Wallan
    9th July 2008, 05:47 PM Go to last post

  30. A long drink

    Started by Woodwould, 9th July 2008 02:56 PM
    ago, boyfriend, celebrating, drink, drunk, drunk22, god, hear, heard, long, nearby, person, reunion, school, sighed, sitting, sober, split, staring, swigging, table, understand, wife, wife;
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,168
    Woodwould
    9th July 2008, 02:56 PM Go to last post

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