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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,890
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Bus driver joke

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 12th August 2008 10:49 AM
    allan, bus, chap, church, congregation, driver, front, joke, minister, move, people, replied, row, sat, seats, sermon, sitting, spurned, stranger, surprised, yelling
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,212
    wheelinround
    12th August 2008, 11:26 AM Go to last post

  2. Moved: Skunk

    Started by chrisb691, 12th August 2008 02:27 PM
    skunk
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  3. Dipsticks

    Started by Barry_White, 11th August 2008 07:16 PM
    australia, basin, bass, canberra, canning, check, continental, dipsticks, fields, geographical, located, lot, low, north-west, oil, people, perth, purely, queensland, queenslands, questions, reason, reckon, shale, shelf, shortage, south, strait, understand, west
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,367
    fubar
    11th August 2008, 11:23 PM Go to last post

  4. Price rise

    Started by fenderbelly, 8th August 2008 11:32 AM
    b@st@rds, blame, burial, cemetery, cheeky, cost, living, local, nerve, plots, price, prices, raised, rise
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 2,466
    rrich
    10th August 2008, 12:55 PM Go to last post

  5. Australia's Iron Lady

    Started by Barry Hicks, 8th August 2008 07:08 AM
    air, attended, australia, australias, bragged, brazenly, call, causing, cocktail, declared, drinks, ex-prime, fist, gillard, hear, invited, iron, julia, lady, maggie, margaret, minister, party, referred, replied, spill, stood, thatcher, visiting, waving
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,749
    Claw Hama
    9th August 2008, 10:45 PM Go to last post

  6. Correct profession

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th August 2008 09:00 PM
    allan, asthma, attack, attitude, comments, correct, dealing, doctor, enthusiastic, evil, finally, frightened, heart, impressed, joke, male, maternity, note, nurses.no, nursing, patients, profession, relax, sick, spoil, started, student, ulcers, ward, worried
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,631
    Gra
    8th August 2008, 06:28 PM Go to last post

  7. Now It's My Turn tomartyr

    Started by Barry Hicks, 5th August 2008 10:08 AM
    answers, breaks, chance, crowd, dejected, disheartened, feet, fufteen, guv, harm, helen, hum, ken, kiwis, minute, ninety, pandemonium, perplexed, scream, sigh, sivven, stadium, stamp, stupid, tomartyr, turn, volunteer, wave, world
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,796
    Barry Hicks
    7th August 2008, 05:29 PM Go to last post

  8. The Frog and Golf

    Started by Barry Hicks, 3rd August 2008 06:46 PM
    allan, boom, casino, chips, decided, figures, frog, game, golf, hears, heck, hole, honour, hotel, iron, lady, lucky, money, rents, replies, ribbit, shot, sits, sliding, suite, table, takes, tons, win, winnings
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,551
    joe greiner
    5th August 2008, 08:51 PM Go to last post

  9. Barry's neighbour's dog.

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 3rd August 2008 02:05 PM
    allan, announced, barking, barry, barrys, bed, dog, door, finally, hours, jumped, lying, missus, neighbour, neighbours, replied, sleep, wife, yard
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,569
    joe greiner
    4th August 2008, 09:12 PM Go to last post

  10. In The Beginning

    Started by Barry Hicks, 4th August 2008 11:45 AM
    beginning, brought, cable, centre, children, chips, copious, created, deep, extra, fat, fried, god, green, healthy, kilos, loose, low, naturally, nutrition, remote, running, salt, satan, shoes, size, starchy, vegetables, weight, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,750
    Barry Hicks
    4th August 2008, 11:45 AM Go to last post

  11. In 1923, Who Was.....

    Started by Barry Hicks, 2nd August 2008 08:10 AM
    1923, abroad, arthur, bank, bear, committed, company, cooger, cosabee, die, died, financially, gas, golf, home, international, largest, livermore, penniless, pga, president, settlement, shot, speculator, steel, street, suicide, time, wall, wheat
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,678
    Ashore
    3rd August 2008, 12:39 AM Go to last post

  12. Sister francis judith's gasoline

    Started by wheelinround, 2nd August 2008 09:50 AM
    attendant, baptists, bedpan, car, carried, catholic, decided, fill, filled, francis, gas, gasoline, home, judith, judiths, looked, patient, pouring, resourceful, returned, sister, spotted, starts, station, street, taking, tank, wait, walked, watched
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,338
    Barry Hicks
    2nd August 2008, 07:15 PM Go to last post

  13. Perfect Definition - Political Correctness

    Started by Barry Hicks, 1st August 2008 07:07 AM
    clean, correctness, definition, delusional, doctrine, fostered, holds, illogical, mainstream, media, minority, perfect, pick, political, promoted, proposition, rabidly, unscrupulous
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,365
    Carry Pine
    1st August 2008, 08:41 PM Go to last post

  14. Ten Times Normal Size

    Started by Barry Hicks, 28th July 2008 09:02 AM
    body, day, dirty, disappointed, eye, finally, grade, grow, hand, homework, human, john, lady, mary, mind, miss, normal, norman, pupil, question, read, sixth, size, stimulated, stood, teacher, ten, times, trouble, wallen
    • Replies: 11
    • Views: 2,302
    wheelinround
    1st August 2008, 10:30 AM Go to last post

  15. What My Mother Taught Me

    Started by Rodgera, 29th July 2008 05:20 PM
    acting, anticipation, behavior, brought, children, circle, crossing, eat, envy, exaggerate, eyes, father, fortunate, home, life, logic, medical, modification, mother, neck, parents, receiving, science, shut, stop, taught, told, wait, wonderful, world
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,964
    joe greiner
    29th July 2008, 10:31 PM Go to last post

  16. Munruben store

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 29th July 2008 08:51 PM
    allan, answered, bed, items, john, munruben, nah, night, noticed, pyjamas, replied, responded, store, storekeeper, time, unpacking, wearing
    • Replies: 0
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    Allan at Wallan
    29th July 2008, 08:51 PM Go to last post

  17. Engineer v Manager

    Started by Rodgera, 26th July 2008 03:28 PM
    air, altitude, balloon, balloonist, bit, correct, degrees, engineer, excuse, expect, fault, friend, hot, idea, information, lost, manager, meet, met, position, promise, promised, realized, reduced, replied, responded, shouted, solve, technically, told
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,780
    Ozkaban
    28th July 2008, 01:56 PM Go to last post

  18. Alzheimer's Test:

    Started by Barry_White, 16th July 2008 11:18 PM
    age, aloud, alzheimer, alzheimers, assessment, average, betcha, busy, cat, developed, fart, forty, harvard, line, mental, mistake, passing, person, psychiatry, read, resist, school, test, time, top, university, word
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 2,163
    Gingermick
    26th July 2008, 09:20 PM Go to last post

  19. Call me a doctor

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 24th July 2008 06:20 PM
    allan, approached, barry, call, doctor, graduated, home, mate, medical, night, replied, school, sick, walking, yelling
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,305
    tea lady
    24th July 2008, 10:52 PM Go to last post

  20. The Theater

    Started by rrich, 16th July 2008 01:24 PM
    act, acts, brought, couple, dressed, empty, eye, finally, friends, funeral, hard, intermission, irritated, lady, leans, looked, months, replied, rushes, seat, service, sneak, start, straight, theater, thinking, tickets, wait, waiting, woman
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,479
    rrich
    23rd July 2008, 06:20 AM Go to last post

  21. A Polite Conversation

    Started by joe greiner, 21st July 2008 07:48 PM
    adjacent, australia, blimey, brisbane, chance, circumcised, conversation, cross-eyed, england, facility, goldberg, happen, jewish, joe, leg, lovely, peeing, polite, public, rabbi, reminds, salisbury, urinals, weather
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,580
    joe greiner
    21st July 2008, 07:48 PM Go to last post

  22. Moved: The Difference

    Started by Barry Hicks, 21st July 2008 06:28 PM
    difference
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  23. Economical car for Barry

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 16th July 2008 04:46 PM
    allan, barry, car, care, clicks, economical, mouse, owned, purchased, push, reckons, splashed, teach
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 2,107
    Barry Hicks
    21st July 2008, 05:23 PM Go to last post

  24. Got him in the gun

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 18th July 2008 01:43 PM
    allan, buy, clicks, gun, guns, hand, husband, indication, mouse, proprietor, replied, seeking, shoot, shop, teach, type, walked, weapon, woman
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,498
    Allan at Wallan
    21st July 2008, 12:44 PM Go to last post

  25. For everyone who has a daugther

    Started by wheelinround, 10th July 2008 10:33 AM
    answer, application, car, cry, daddys, date, dating, daughter, daugther, driveway, front, girl, hands, home, house, information, movies, pull, rule, rules, safely, section, signature, time, torture, touch, truth, words, __no, __yes
    • Replies: 11
    • Views: 3,128
    STAR
    20th July 2008, 11:56 PM Go to last post

  26. Retirement home.

    Started by munruben, 20th July 2008 11:42 AM
    80-year, air, announces, bessie, bursts, clenched, close, elderly, elephant, fist, gentleman, guess, hand, holds, home, moment, night, rear, rec, retirement, shouts, spend, supper
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,373
    joe greiner
    20th July 2008, 09:39 PM Go to last post

  27. Animals must be superior

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 20th July 2008 08:03 PM
    allan, animals, bother, clicks, cup, day, entered, horse, horses, human, melbourne, mouse, people, race, superior, teach, watch
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 2,023
    Allan at Wallan
    20th July 2008, 08:03 PM Go to last post

  28. Spaghetti...

    Started by WoodJunky, 19th July 2008 08:45 PM
    arrange, begin, card, child, confused, day, explain, extra, fainted, home, husband, italy, meatballs, months, obeyed, payments, post, read, received, sauce, send, spaghetti, strange, support, watched, white, wife, write, written
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,409
    tea lady
    19th July 2008, 09:11 PM Go to last post

  29. Pilots & Air Traffic Controllers #2

    Started by Barry Hicks, 19th July 2008 07:35 AM
    124.7, 635, 702, active, air, cherokee, clearance, cleared, contact, continental, controllers, dc-8, departure, eastern, english, frequency, german, ground, landed, lufthansa, pilot, pilots, plane, runway, short, speak, start, takeoff, tower, traffic
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 2,016
    Dion N
    19th July 2008, 03:06 PM Go to last post

  30. The ultimate Woody's Lament

    Started by Rodgera, 18th July 2008 07:46 PM
    complete, doc, doctor, english, examination, house, lament, lazy, medical, plain, replied, term, told, ultimate, wife, woody, woodys, wrong
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,359
    Dennis Millard
    19th July 2008, 11:46 AM Go to last post

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