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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
    57 Pages
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    • Replies: 851
    • Views: 51,662
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post
  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
    100 Pages
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    • Replies: 1,495
    • Views: 85,913
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post
  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
    90 Pages
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    • Replies: 1,338
    • Views: 124,309
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post
  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages
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    • Replies: 1,521
    • Views: 238,724
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post
  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,885
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post
  1. Romantic first line

    Started by wheelinround, 31st August 2008 10:08 AM
    0px;, amorous, bag, beautiful, blue, bowls, breath, dead, embrace;, empty, feel, feelings, head, hell, inspired, lies, lime, line, love, rhyme, romantic, roses, smell, stepped, sugar, sweet, telling, violets, vodka, wilting
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,839
    2nd September 2008, 08:18 PM Go to last post
  2. Talking Red necks

    Started by Bosshogg, 1st September 2008 07:30 PM
    advice, afternoon, ago, bahamas, billy, bob, bout, darned, earlene, gonna, hawaii, luther, necks, pregnant, ready, reckon, red, rolleyes, rolleyesdohdoh, suggested, tahiti, taking, talking, tells, told, vacation
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,643
    1st September 2008, 07:59 PM Go to last post
  3. Two Blondes With Hammers.

    Started by wheelinround, 1st September 2008 07:11 PM
    bad, blonde, blondes, boss, carol, chest, clerk, cold, crying, day, dents, doctor, donna, eyes, finger, gun, hammers, happened, home, hot, house, morning, nail, paid, replied, roommate, shooting, shop, tail, thermos
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,706
    1st September 2008, 07:59 PM Go to last post
  4. Speaking of

    Started by fenderbelly, 1st September 2008 11:28 AM
    break, clip, found, homes, maniac, nails, pedicurist, peoples, perverted, perverts, sleeping, speaking, story, toe, trim
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,280
    1st September 2008, 04:52 PM Go to last post
  5. Wink How far can you trust a friend?

    Started by Shrek3, 31st August 2008 09:30 PM
    belt, chastity, closer, cloud, crusades, decided, doh, dust, free, friend, half, horseback, hour, husband, key, leaves, left, life, live, locks, normal, set, tells, trust, unlock, waits, wear, wife, wrong
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,414
    31st August 2008, 09:49 PM Go to last post
  6. Large Family

    Started by wheelinround, 30th August 2008 05:06 PM
    aisle, boarded, company, complaints, condom, customer, family, kids, large, leaned, plane, replied, seats, settled, sitting, woman, yours?”
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,390
    30th August 2008, 05:06 PM Go to last post
  7. A Gift from a Husband to His Wife

    Started by Barry_White, 27th August 2008 08:16 PM
    100, 81816, 81817, accelerates, birthday, condition, critical, expecting, gift, husband, icu, mentioned, stable, this…, wife
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,940
    30th August 2008, 12:17 PM Go to last post
  8. How to call the police in QLD :)

    Started by gawdelpus, 28th August 2008 11:19 PM
    ago, ambulance, armed, burglars, call, called, cars, caught, counted, door, george, hung, light, love, mess, minutes, people, phillips, phoned, police, policemen, qld, red-handed, residence, shed, shot, stealing, story, true, unit
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 2,293
    30th August 2008, 11:38 AM Go to last post
  9. Teenage Celebration

    Started by Rodgera, 30th August 2008 11:29 AM
    approached, boisterously, camera, celebrating, celebration, chirped, companions, delighted, dining, double, evening, event, girl, hey, innocently, meal, minute, nearby, noticed, owned, picture, prints, produced, snapped, table, teenage, teenagers, unfamiliar, wait
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,182
    30th August 2008, 11:29 AM Go to last post
  10. Visit to the docs

    Started by fenderbelly, 29th August 2008 10:58 AM
    blood, docs, doctor, feces, hospital, pair, people, sample, underwear, urine, visit, walk, woman, yells
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,268
    29th August 2008, 10:58 AM Go to last post
  11. Why men don't write advice columns

    Started by fenderbelly, 28th August 2008 02:50 PM
    advice, afraid, anymore, car, carburetor, carolina, chamber, check, columns, counseling, dear, distraught, driven, engine, float, fuel, helps, home, hope, husband, increasingly, men, months, north, pressure, short, sincerely, stalling, ultimatum, write
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 2,118
    29th August 2008, 10:31 AM Go to last post
  12. Birth Of a Lizard!!!!

    Started by fenderbelly, 28th August 2008 06:13 PM
    agreed, babies, bert, birth, boy, breathe, cage, cruel, dad, demanded, ernie, ernies, foot, giggle, kids, laughter, lizard, lizards, lying, male, noted, peered, pulling, son, story, tiny, told, urged, vet, wife
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,763
    29th August 2008, 12:23 AM Go to last post
  13. Moved: Company letter

    Started by wheelinround, 28th August 2008 06:10 PM
    company, letter
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  14. Why Aussies love Kiwis

    Started by gawdelpus, 25th August 2008 11:37 PM
    aussies, australian, bloke, blonde, bright, cheek, dark, fondled, girl, grope, groped, guy, hand, kiwi, kiwis, lady, love, missed, print, red, sitting, slap, slapped, smack, speaks, swiss, train, travelling, tunnel, wait
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,422
    26th August 2008, 09:05 PM Go to last post
  15. Big Undies Sale - the joke that started it all.

    Started by Calm, 24th August 2008 11:30 AM
    102.3, 3ba, affair, ballarat, big, block, board, cheers, comedian, current, explain, flat, flats, funny, guess, heard, home, joke, ladies, laugh, listening, lived, notice, police, radio, sale, saturday, started, undies, worth
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,536
    25th August 2008, 08:10 PM Go to last post
  16. Moved: POOR OLD John

    Started by wheelinround, 25th August 2008 07:26 PM
    john, poor
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  17. Looking for my Wife

    Started by Ozkaban, 20th August 2008 02:29 PM
    chees, coincidence, collide, dark, dave, desperate, excuse, guys, hair, legs, mind, moving, shes, supermarket, tall, trolleys, wife
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 2,100
    25th August 2008, 05:22 PM Go to last post
  18. Monitor-smashingly good fun!

    Started by Woodwould, 25th August 2008 11:06 AM
    fun, good, monitor-smashingly, monitorsmashingly
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,619
    25th August 2008, 01:34 PM Go to last post
  19. Dining Out

    Started by fenderbelly, 22nd August 2008 12:04 PM
    breakfast, catch, coming, cooks, dining, dinner, dreams, eye, fancy, gourmet, guy, killing, listens, meal, meet, morning, nice, nightcap, paying, perfect, replies, restaurant, shares, stay, suspense, talk, time, wait, woman, wonderful
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,401
    25th August 2008, 09:59 AM Go to last post
  20. Blond Cowboy

    Started by joe greiner, 21st August 2008 10:12 PM
    arrests, bed, blond, boots, cowboy, exposure, gun, hat, home, indecent, inside, joe, locking, motor, panties, pants, pretty, pull, pulls, redhead, sheriff, shirt, shorts, skirt, street, sweetly, top, town, walks, world
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,488
    22nd August 2008, 12:43 PM Go to last post
  21. Air India

    Started by Phil Spencer, 22nd August 2008 11:04 AM
    air, american, chappatis, coolly, curious, desserts, disgust, dish, drink, excuse, feasting, food, holding, in-flight, india, lassi, loud, meal, milk, nose, picked, pieces, pooooooooot, proudly, replied, settling, sound, uncle, wheat, yogurt-based
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,399
    22nd August 2008, 12:26 PM Go to last post
  22. Loose change

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 21st August 2008 11:31 AM
    $144, allan, bag, bar, barman, cartons, change, coins, confidently, congratulated, door, estimate, found, front, guess, john, johns, leave, loose, milk, money, morning, munruben, pick, plastic, pub, quick, replied, responded, wife
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,168
    21st August 2008, 11:32 PM Go to last post
  23. When i say i'm broke - i'm broke

    Started by WoodJunky, 21st August 2008 08:41 PM
    aboriginal, broke, bucket, carpet, cleaner, cut, demonstration, door, eat, electricity, emptied, grin, hallway, happily, hasty, horse, lady, madam, manure, morning, personally, remainder, remove, spoon, stabled, stepped, traces, vacuum, white, wide
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,717
    21st August 2008, 10:08 PM Go to last post
  24. The International Council Of Man Laws.

    Started by WoodJunky, 6th June 2008 09:25 PM
    acceptable, balls, beer, birthday, buy, car, choice, circumstances, conversation, council, drink, drive, free, friends, game, guts, guy, guys, home, international, late, laws, man, mates, night, situations, sports, stopwatch, watch, wife
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 2,113
    21st August 2008, 09:11 PM Go to last post
  25. The Bacon Tree

    Started by WoodJunky, 21st August 2008 08:34 PM
    amigo, bacon, breath, bush, close, closely, deed, desert, dying, eees, ees, eet, friend, gun, ham, hear, luis, machine, manages, meerage, metres, mortally, pepe, races, smell, sudden, tree, true, warn, wounded
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,932
    21st August 2008, 08:46 PM Go to last post
  26. Moved: Olympic Oopsies

    Started by WoodJunky, 21st August 2008 08:40 PM
    olympic, oopsies
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  27. African sprinter training for the Olympics

    Started by Woodwould, 21st August 2008 10:15 AM
    african, incentive, olympics, sprinter, sprinters, subtle, training
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,579
    21st August 2008, 12:03 PM Go to last post
  28. Senior Personal Ads

    Started by joe greiner, 18th August 2008 07:43 PM
    ads, beatles, camaro, candy, caramel, cob, condition, corn, cornea, cruise, dedicated, flosser, groovy, hip, including, joe, knee, personal, rare, remember, rock, running, saturday, seeking, senior, share, steaks, stones, valves, walks
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,829
    21st August 2008, 11:36 AM Go to last post
  29. Talking Funny Olymoic Games - for office !!

    Started by Shrek3, 20th August 2008 10:15 PM
    air, airplane, allowed, awarded, cap, clip, electrical, fingers, fire, football, funny, gameplay, games, index, materials, nerf, office, olymoic, opponent, paper, pen, pencil, piece, play, player, players, player’s, table, tape, unlimited
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,648
    21st August 2008, 01:01 AM Go to last post
  30. Out of the Office

    Started by Ozkaban, 20th August 2008 02:34 PM
    352nd, added, approximately, cheers, circus, dave, deleted, e-mail, expect, holiday, in-duh-viduals, job, join, medical, message, office, queueing, reasons, receive, received, reply, return, run, server, steve, system, thinking, unable, wait, weeks
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 2,003
    21st August 2008, 12:01 AM Go to last post

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