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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,885
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Ray lays down the rules

    Started by munruben, 8th October 2008 09:10 PM
    “i’ve, “the, announces, bath, bring, comb, day, director?”, door, dress, funeral, guess, hair?”, hard, home, i’m, i’ve, lays, news, ray, replies, rules, run, scathing, slippers, sue, thinking, watching, who’s, you’ll
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,436
    Allan at Wallan
    8th October 2008, 09:29 PM Go to last post

  2. Post Turtle

    Started by Doughboy, 6th October 2008 09:04 PM
    balanced, begin, belong, cattle, caught, continued, conversation, country, cut, doctor, doctors, driving, dummy, eventually, explain, fence, gate, hand, palin, post, puzzled, rancher, shes, struck, suturing, term, top, topic, turtle
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,484
    rrich
    7th October 2008, 01:46 PM Go to last post

  3. Senator Clinton

    Started by fenderbelly, 2nd October 2008 11:43 PM
    bird, brothers, cheers, chiefs, clinton, conclusion, crap, crowds, departed, eagle, explained, fly, fred, future, helping, ideas, indian, inscribed, motorcade, plaque, proud, red, select, senator, sisters, speech, tribes, walking, waving, york
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,831
    AUSSIE
    6th October 2008, 11:13 PM Go to last post

  4. Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.VII

    Started by RETIRED, 17th January 2008 10:58 PM
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    bit, dogs, echnidna, eye, fun, joke, mk.vii, mkvii, post, posts, starting, usual
    • Replies: 4,005
    • Views: 286,242
    RETIRED
    6th October 2008, 12:11 PM Go to last post

  5. Cricket champions

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 3rd October 2008 11:08 PM
    afternoon, allan, ate, batsmen, champions, cricket, developed, dinner, food, friday, local, margin, match, night, poisoning, record, runs, saturday, sight, team, wallan, won
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,519
    Calm
    4th October 2008, 09:38 PM Go to last post

  6. just like frank

    Started by texx, 3rd October 2008 10:17 PM
    amazing, avoid, blacks, cabbie, change, feldman, fellow, fix, frank, fuse, guy, highly, jams, married, measure, meet, met, mistake, passenger, perfect, polished, quickest, shoes, street, stuck, taxi, time, traffic, widow, wow
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,438
    texx
    3rd October 2008, 10:17 PM Go to last post

  7. A Giggle for you old blokes

    Started by HazzaB, 2nd October 2008 08:04 PM
    apple, blokes, chicken, coffee, declines, desire, dinnertime, eat, eye, food, fry, giggle, grapefruit, hungry, juicy, letting, lunchtime, mind, pie, rib, rotisserie, scrumptious, slice, starving, steak, stir, tasty, toast, trashes, viagra
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,383
    fenderbelly
    3rd October 2008, 12:32 PM Go to last post

  8. Couple of Doctor's Jokes

    Started by Shrek3, 2nd October 2008 10:08 PM
    bathing, cold, couple, cure, doc, doctor, doctors, door, dream, jokes, miserable, night, patient, pills, pneumonia, prescribed, protested, pull, push, shot, sign, stand, suffering, throw, trouble, upset, visit, wailed, walked, windows
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,292
    Shrek3
    2nd October 2008, 10:08 PM Go to last post

  9. Christmas Reunion

    Started by malb, 2nd October 2008 09:35 PM
    brother, calling, calls, care, christmas, coming, dad, day, divorced, divorcing;, father, forty-five, hangs, hear, immediately, london, misery, mother, paying, phone, reunion, scotland, screams, sick, single, sister, son, talking, tomorrow, wife
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,201
    Rodgera
    2nd October 2008, 09:55 PM Go to last post

  10. Talking "Ozzie kultur"

    Started by gawdelpus, 30th September 2008 05:10 PM
    adding, barbie, brings, cold, cursor, eats, engine, fish, forks, grain, hang, knives, log, mouse, mozzies, net, offline, ozzie kultur, pub, rodent, search, server, shed, shut, spiders, strong, ute, verandah, washing, wood
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,644
    RETIRED
    1st October 2008, 07:11 PM Go to last post

  11. Locker room

    Started by munruben, 29th September 2008 10:36 PM
    car, changing, found, game, locker, notices, pair, putting, replies, room, seat, start, stockings, suspenders, tennis, wearing, wife
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,215
    Calm
    1st October 2008, 03:17 PM Go to last post

  12. Rules for hunting lawyers

    Started by Ozkaban, 1st October 2008 09:19 AM
    attorney, attorneys, bag, department, disguise, drug, elected, felony, government, harvest, health, hospitals, hunt, hunter, hunting, illegal, lawyers, limits, mounted, prohibited, purpose, rabies, reporter, rules, stuffed, unlawful, vehicle, vermin, washington, yards
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,548
    groverwa
    1st October 2008, 11:32 AM Go to last post

  13. Lotsa Comics

    Started by joe greiner, 30th September 2008 10:18 PM
    access, addictive, archives, blind, capabilities, chuckle, colourists, comic, comics, current, earlier, editions, include, inkers, jeff, joe, link, login, lotsa, membership, mutt, nowadays, previous, printed, site, strips, time, timeliness, url, wwf
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,825
    Ad de Crom
    1st October 2008, 01:00 AM Go to last post

  14. Talking Jokes from court

    Started by Shrek3, 30th September 2008 10:24 PM
    admonished, court, defend, defendant, happen, honor, jokes, jones, judge, limitations, sworn, truth, truthful, understand, win, witness
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,174
    Shrek3
    30th September 2008, 10:24 PM Go to last post

  15. Rough trip home

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 30th September 2008 08:37 PM
    bed, bit, blocks, condition, crawl, decided, denied, door, drunk, finally, fresh, home, leave, left, managed, morning, night, owner, paddy, piece, pub, rang, remember, replied, rough, trip, waking, wheelchair, wife, worse
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,211
    wheelinround
    30th September 2008, 08:44 PM Go to last post

  16. Phone Service

    Started by Rodgera, 30th September 2008 06:36 PM
    advantages, call, cheapest, classmates, collect, cost, ctc, debating, distance, found, lamenting, offered, optus, phone, plan, relative, responded, service, telstra, university, vodafone
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,178
    Rodgera
    30th September 2008, 06:36 PM Go to last post

  17. Talking Quick Funnies

    Started by Shrek3, 19th September 2008 10:56 PM
    advice, cooking, crazy, dirty, dishes, fancy, feel, fools, friend, friendly, funnies, home, honest, honey, house, husband, invite, invited, married, meal, mess, poor, quick, shopping, supper, thinking, wife
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 2,063
    Shrek3
    28th September 2008, 01:05 AM Go to last post

  18. Jasper and the Unbaked Yeast Rolls

    Started by wheelinround, 28th September 2008 12:08 AM
    .externalclass, 0px;, bed, bismol, day, dog, dogs, door, drunk, enjoy, family, floor, garage, hose, hours, house, jasper, leave, night, pepto, perry, poop, risen, rolls, running, sisters, thanksgiving, time, unbaked, yeast
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,714
    tea lady
    28th September 2008, 12:17 AM Go to last post

  19. Down under Knowledge

    Started by Barry_White, 27th September 2008 04:51 PM
    argument, australian, bastard, biggest, black, call, called, coin, excuse, family, fly, garden, handle, kiwis, knowledge, labor, makes, nose, occasion, overseas, phrase, plural, pronounce, refers, sense, summer, understand, wagga, wheel, woy
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,973
    Skew ChiDAMN!!
    27th September 2008, 08:53 PM Go to last post

  20. The Judge

    Started by rayintheuk, 26th September 2008 01:46 AM
    aback, answer, beast, call, chambers, clothes, filthy, frightful, hell, judge, judges, lunch, months, morning, occurred, rang, replied, rushed, secretary, shat, sick, station, straight, toilet, train, trousers, twelve, wife, worry, yobbo
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,397
    billbeee
    27th September 2008, 05:35 AM Go to last post

  21. Globalisation

    Started by Barry_White, 24th September 2008 09:08 AM
    american, answer, assembled, australian, bangladeshi, bill, brazilian, chips, computer, definition, doctor, freeloaders, friends, gatess, globalisation, hijacked, indonesians, kiwi, maltese, medicines, monitor, princess, question, reading, taiwanese, technology, truck-drivers, trucked, unloaded, wharfies
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,365
    Carry Pine
    25th September 2008, 09:43 PM Go to last post

  22. The Movie Star

    Started by rayintheuk, 25th September 2008 01:17 AM
    actor, agent, agents, ago, awe-struck, birth, change, changing, check, dear, decided, enclosed, envelope, guy, hollywood, inside, left, lesbian, letter, movie, office, penis, possibly, reads, send, sir, star, told, van
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,273
    Bluegum
    25th September 2008, 08:39 PM Go to last post

  23. Song of the Open Road

    Started by joe greiner, 21st September 2008 03:38 PM
    2008, add, google, joe, open, poem, road, sept, song, tell], walt, whitman, william, [asphalt, [california]
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,305
    rrich
    25th September 2008, 02:36 PM Go to last post

  24. Portland Oregon

    Started by joe greiner, 23rd September 2008 10:51 PM
    aluminium, brings, chinese, deep, foil, food, google, half, helmet, internet, joe, journalism, links, mine, news, news], oregon, paid, portland, posting, proceed, reuters, risk, school, stuff;, tonne, warned, wear, wide, [strange
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,815
    rrich
    25th September 2008, 02:35 PM Go to last post

  25. And They Ask Why I Like Retirement !!!

    Started by WoodJunky, 24th September 2008 08:08 PM
    adult, answer, attic, basement, biggest, call, calls, classes, cut, describe, garage, kids, lunch, misses, normal, parents, polite, question, rest, retiree, retirees, retirement, saturday, store, stuff, sunday, term, time, truth, week
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,614
    rrich
    25th September 2008, 02:28 PM Go to last post

  26. Kids are quick

    Started by fenderbelly, 13th September 2008 10:02 AM
    admitted, alphabet, america, chopped, class, clyde, dog, donald, father, george, glen, glenn, harold, john, kids, letter, louie, maria, millie, ninth, people, quick, simon, sir, spell, talking, teacher, washington, winnie, wrong
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,836
    Bluegum
    23rd September 2008, 08:02 PM Go to last post

  27. The telegram

    Started by munruben, 22nd September 2008 10:17 PM
    all.”, alsatian, blank, clerk, dog, examined, form, office, paper, politely, price.”, replied, send, sense, telegram, told, woof, woof.”, words, wrote, ‘woof’, “that, “there, “woof
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,156
    munruben
    22nd September 2008, 10:17 PM Go to last post

  28. In the army

    Started by munruben, 22nd September 2008 10:15 PM
    army, arranged, behaving, concluded, deranged, discharge, found, frown, it.”, it”, noticed, oddly, paper, pick, picked, piece, psychologically, psychologist, soldier, soldiers, tested, time, wrote, “thats, “this
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,691
    munruben
    22nd September 2008, 10:15 PM Go to last post

  29. Mates

    Started by woodcutta, 22nd September 2008 08:03 PM
    bed, caught, crap, cupboard, gun, home, husband, jumped, left, mate, mates, shot, shouted, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,337
    woodcutta
    22nd September 2008, 08:03 PM Go to last post

  30. Para Olympian Athlete Disqualified

    Started by fenderbelly, 21st September 2008 10:27 AM
    athlete, athletes, disqualified, heard, medal, olympian, para, positive, tested, wd40, winning
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,341
    fenderbelly
    21st September 2008, 10:27 AM Go to last post

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