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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,886
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:

    Started by Barry_White, 23rd October 2008 07:53 PM
    agree, babies, call, calling, collar, died, dog, dogs, excited, floor, half, leave, leaves, lot, mad, men, night, notice, paper, parents, pervert, pickup, ride, smells, studded, stuff, truck, visit, wake, wives
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,323
    Barry_White
    23rd October 2008, 07:53 PM Go to last post

  2. Some thoughts on dieting and good health

    Started by Barry_White, 23rd October 2008 07:48 PM
    apparently, attacks, beers, chinese, conclusion, diet, dieting, drink, eat, english, fat, fats, fewer, germans, good, health, heart, italians, kills, lot, lots, mexicans, pasta, red, sausages, speaking, suffer, thoughts, walka, wine
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,660
    Barry_White
    23rd October 2008, 07:48 PM Go to last post

  3. Spending Your Aussie Pension Bonus $$$

    Started by wheelinround, 23rd October 2008 09:57 AM
    $$$, $600, aussie, australia, australian, beer, bonus, computer, crap, economy, federal, government, home, kevin, korea, minister, money, pension, prime, produced, products, prostitutes, purchase, rudd, sending, spend, spending, swan, treasurer, wayne
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,595
    Allan at Wallan
    23rd October 2008, 01:59 PM Go to last post

  4. Beached Whale

    Started by Skew ChiDAMN!!, 22nd October 2008 02:00 AM
    beached, funnybone, tickled, whale, youtube
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,661
    RETIRED
    23rd October 2008, 07:02 AM Go to last post

  5. The Extra One

    Started by Rodgera, 22nd October 2008 12:23 AM
    2tsup, arranged, battery, charged, charger, company-paid, deal, decided, directly, doh, extra, figured, homes, mobile, morning, negotiating, overnight, pause, phone, phones, plugged, power, replace, screaming, sir, suits, upstairs, vodafone, wall, wrong
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,590
    Johncs
    22nd October 2008, 11:59 PM Go to last post

  6. Question...

    Started by Woodwould, 18th October 2008 09:23 AM
    $3-50, answer, capital, iceland, question
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,304
    joe greiner
    21st October 2008, 11:49 PM Go to last post

  7. Sobriety test

    Started by fenderbelly, 17th October 2008 10:42 AM
    sobriety, test
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,165
    rrich
    21st October 2008, 01:45 PM Go to last post

  8. Financial crisis hits Japanese banks

    Started by jmk89, 21st October 2008 09:46 AM
    500, analysts, announced, bank, banks, black, chop, crisis, cutbacks, deal, feared, financial, fishy, hit, hits, japanese, kamikaze, karate, ninja, nose-dived, raw, report, reported, samurai, shares, sharp, soldiering, staff, sushi, suspended
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,488
    Groggy
    21st October 2008, 11:07 AM Go to last post

  9. Fleeing Taliban

    Started by WoodJunky, 20th October 2008 07:36 PM
    afghanistan, bigger, brother, buy, cold, continue, dead, desert, desperate, distance, east, fleeing, hate, hill, hours, ice, jewish, lovely, matter, miles, muttering, restaurant, selling, shalom, staggered, stand, taliban, tie, ties, water
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,098
    WoodJunky
    20th October 2008, 07:36 PM Go to last post

  10. Investment advice

    Started by Woodwould, 20th October 2008 05:07 PM
    $1000, $1000.00, $16.50, $214.00, $49.00, 2tsup, advice, ago, based, beer/wine, cans/bottles, current, drank, drink, earned, enron, heavily, investment, left, nortel, original, purchased, recycle, recycling, refund, s.a, stock, worldcom, worth
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,296
    underfoot
    20th October 2008, 06:18 PM Go to last post

  11. Moved: Flattened Frog

    Started by rod1949, 20th October 2008 08:19 PM
    flattened, frog
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  12. Lehman Bank employees blockade Headquarters

    Started by Groggy, 20th October 2008 11:44 AM
    bank, banks, blockade, blockading, employees, entrance, headquarters, lehman, protest, retrenched, staged
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,399
    Groggy
    20th October 2008, 11:44 AM Go to last post

  13. Australian Airline Attendants

    Started by fenderbelly, 19th October 2008 10:05 AM
    airline, airlines, announcement, attendant, attendants, australian, brought, captain, comment, door, fault, flight, flying, gentlemen, hard, intercom, ladies, landing, leave, metal, operate, passengers, pilot, pull, qantas, seat, sit, smoking, time, weather
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,796
    Skew ChiDAMN!!
    19th October 2008, 09:46 PM Go to last post

  14. Construction site

    Started by fenderbelly, 19th October 2008 10:49 AM
    bag, brooklyn, brown, christ, coarse, construction, convent, correct, decided, heads, jesus, language, living, looked, lunch, noticed, nun, shook, site, smile, spend, steelworkers, steelworks, time, walked, wifes, worker, workers, yea, yelled
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,435
    fenderbelly
    19th October 2008, 10:49 AM Go to last post

  15. Wink Funny & Interesting Laws

    Started by Shrek3, 18th October 2008 01:59 PM
    adjacent, boss, chances, chinese, coffee, customer, directly, dirty, flat, funny, hostess, interesting, itch, jelly, law, laws, locker, lockers, murphys, open-faced, people, probability, proportional, restaurants, rugs/carpets, seat, sit, sitting, telephone, tire
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,279
    joe greiner
    18th October 2008, 08:48 PM Go to last post

  16. Mike and his pregnant wife

    Started by WoodJunky, 16th October 2008 08:38 PM
    attracting, baby, beautiful, begins, child, cuts, daughter, delivers, doctor, electricity, father, finish, hold, holds, inspection, interrupts, lantern, light, mike, mikes, minute, night, praised, pregnant, proud, running, set, wait, water, wife
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,602
    rrich
    17th October 2008, 04:42 AM Go to last post

  17. URGENT i need some of this

    Started by fenderbelly, 16th October 2008 09:19 AM
    urgent
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,422
    joe greiner
    16th October 2008, 08:08 PM Go to last post

  18. Ain't Love Grand

    Started by Barry_White, 15th October 2008 06:51 PM
    daddys, father, fortune, girl, grand, honey, hubby, husband, lady, lap, left, love, married, matter, mom, mum, newly, picture, pretty, replied, seat, sexy, sitting, son, sweetly, troubles, warning, wife, woman, worries
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,358
    Papa
    15th October 2008, 11:12 PM Go to last post

  19. The duck and the lawyer

    Started by WoodJunky, 14th October 2008 09:57 PM
    abide, agreed, attorney, climbed, codger, decided, dropped, duck, easily, farmer, farmers, fell, fence, field, groin, kick, knees, lawyer, lawyers, north, otago, replied, rule, settle, shot, slowly, smiled, times, toe, tractor
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,240
    WoodJunky
    14th October 2008, 09:57 PM Go to last post

  20. Golfer's Error

    Started by rayintheuk, 14th October 2008 07:21 PM
    ambulance, apologies, ball, bandage, clubhouse, crossing, curve, error, fairway, golfer, golfers, ground, heard, hit, holes, knocking, leave, lies, makes, morning, night, perfect, ray, replies, rings, strikes, tee, tees, watching, woman
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,449
    fenderbelly
    14th October 2008, 07:26 PM Go to last post

  21. Aliens view about humans

    Started by Shrek3, 13th October 2008 06:35 PM
    aimed, alien, aliens, developed, dominant, earth, emerging, forms, humans, intelligence, life, planet, satellite-based, space, spaceman, speaking, view, weapons
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,490
    silentC
    14th October 2008, 04:38 PM Go to last post

  22. How the fight started

    Started by Simomatra, 13th October 2008 09:01 AM
    ago, alongside, car, cold, cream, driver, fight, god, hair, hear, home, looked, morning, night, office, person, road, security, shirt, silver, slowly, sober, social, split, started, table, told, understand, wife, woman
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,504
    rrich
    14th October 2008, 11:12 AM Go to last post

  23. Who wins

    Started by fenderbelly, 13th October 2008 01:15 PM
    analysis, animals, answer, aro-d, banana, bananas, carefully, chimpanzee, coconut, compete, complete, decide, dull, fastest, giraffe, guess, hopelessly, idiot, lion, moron, overworked, pass, relax, scroll, squirrel, stressed, stupid, time, tree, wins
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,750
    rrich
    14th October 2008, 11:00 AM Go to last post

  24. Talking Silly Silly Lines !!

    Started by Shrek3, 3rd October 2008 10:41 PM
    above-average, arises, bad, beer, career, command, crazy, drivers, fine, hobby, illness, individual, inside, life, line, lines, matter, mental, nice, people, perceives, person, rude, share, silly, solution, time, trouble, views, waiter/janitor
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,769
    Shrek3
    13th October 2008, 06:34 PM Go to last post

  25. Mother-in-Law's language

    Started by Rodgera, 12th October 2008 09:16 PM
    language, mother-in-laws, motherinlaw
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,189
    Rodgera
    12th October 2008, 09:16 PM Go to last post

  26. the golden phone

    Started by texx, 10th October 2008 07:33 PM
    american, answered, arrived, brisbane, call, church, decided, direct, entered, father, god, golden, heaven, line, local, newcastle, perth, phone, price, priest, queenslanders, read, sign, talk, telephone, time, told, travel, traveled
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,365
    Shrek3
    12th October 2008, 06:22 PM Go to last post

  27. Learning to Cook

    Started by Rodgera, 11th October 2008 11:45 AM
    baking, close, continued, cook, daughter, day, fortunate, grand-children, granddaughter, grandma, grandmother, knowledge, learn, learned, learning, live, loves, microwave, mom, mother, pass, passed, seven-year-old, short, silence, someday, swmbo, told, visit, watch
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,297
    Shrek3
    12th October 2008, 06:17 PM Go to last post

  28. Bragging about Kids

    Started by Barry_White, 9th October 2008 09:53 AM
    birthday, bragging, brand, company, congratulations, feel, foot, fourth, friend, friends, guy, jet, joy, kids, line, mansion, mercedes, pride, replied, rich, son, sons, square, started, studied, successes, talking, terrific, top
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,133
    joe greiner
    9th October 2008, 09:00 PM Go to last post

  29. Replacement Glass

    Started by Rodgera, 9th October 2008 06:43 PM
    $110, answered, break, cabin, charge, climb, cooma, covers, cruiser, cut, deck, dropping, emotion, found, glass, install, ladder, laugh, managed, owner, piece, protective, removed, replacement, replied, returned, severe, sheepishly, shop
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,582
    Rodgera
    9th October 2008, 06:43 PM Go to last post

  30. Make your pet enclosures dog proof

    Started by fenderbelly, 7th October 2008 05:17 PM
    dog, enclosures, make, pet, proof
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 1,980
    malb
    9th October 2008, 05:26 PM Go to last post

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