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Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
    100 Pages •
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
    90 Pages •
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,886
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Ask a Stupid Question

    Started by Barry_White, 31st December 2008 10:04 PM
    barn, blonde, bred?thats, complete, confidence, confidently.then, cow, cows, dizzy, explains, farmer, for?she, guess, hang, here.terribly, impressed, insemination, lady, maggie, nail, question, row, simple, stall, stupid, tells, trousers, walk, walks
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,328
    fenderbelly
    1st January 2009, 09:46 AM Go to last post

  2. Finding Adam

    Started by Groggy, 4th July 2008 05:57 PM
    13 Pages •
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 13
    adam, bliss, dying, finding, float, identify, meet, no-one, questions, talk, upstairs
    • Replies: 183
    • Views: 21,649
    funkychicken
    31st December 2008, 11:01 PM Go to last post

  3. Inner Peace

    Started by Barry_White, 31st December 2008 10:20 PM
    aches, aid, blame, busy, cheerful, complaining, conquer, criticism, day, dog, drugs, family, friend, ignoring, liquor, medical, pains, peace, pep, pills, poor, relax, resentment, resist, rich, sleep, tension, time, treating, understand
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,673
    Barry_White
    31st December 2008, 10:20 PM Go to last post

  4. Funny

    Started by Barry_White, 31st December 2008 08:44 PM
    absolutely, answer, answered, bed, darn, final, friend, funny, humorpp, love, millionaire, phone, remember, replied, sense, watching, whack, wife, woman
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,394
    Allan at Wallan
    31st December 2008, 08:51 PM Go to last post

  5. The great catholic-jewish debate

    Started by Barry_White, 31st December 2008 08:41 PM
    apple, catholicjewish, community, convert, debate, finger, fingers, god, great, ground, hed, italy, jewish, jews, leave, met, pope, pulled, rabbi, raised, remind, responded, sat, spoke, stay, told, wafer, waved, wine, won
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,524
    Barry_White
    31st December 2008, 08:41 PM Go to last post

  6. Instant cure

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 30th December 2008 10:29 AM
    allan, caught, clinic, cure, doctor, fellow, hiccups, hysterical, informed, instant, left, mates, minutes, pregnant, premises, replied, screaming, severe, smith, true, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 2,013
    Allan at Wallan
    30th December 2008, 10:29 AM Go to last post

  7. Red face dont try this at home!

    Started by Kev Y., 24th December 2008 11:52 PM
    bed, breast, feels, found, gee, hand, home, honey, husband, leg, moves, remote, rubbing, shoulder, stop, stops, wife, wonderful
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,296
    Shrek3
    28th December 2008, 01:29 PM Go to last post

  8. Assassins Test

    Started by rotten_66, 23rd December 2008 01:32 PM
    agent, assassins, background, blanks, brow, chair, checks, cia, death, door, finally, gun, heard, home, husband, instructions, interviews, kill, loaded, minutes, quiet, screaming, shot, shots, takes, test, testing, wife, woman, womans
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,369
    Ben from Vic.
    26th December 2008, 10:25 PM Go to last post

  9. Weeweechu

    Started by nine fingers, 23rd December 2008 04:54 PM
    begged, bil, cheers, chlistmas, cho, evening, fingersdup, grabbed, guitar, hand, happy, hold, huon, jung, lee, looked, melly, merry, moon, moonb, perfect, play, sang, watch, weeweechu, weeweechuo, woodies, xmas, yeal
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,104
    masoth
    23rd December 2008, 05:25 PM Go to last post

  10. City-toSurf Marathon

    Started by Rodgera, 16th December 2008 02:51 PM
    august, buddy, city-to-surf, city-tosurf, citytosurf, dropped, embarrassing, entered, feel, front, fun, guy, hey, immediately, marathon, race, replied, runners, started, sydney
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,594
    weisyboy
    23rd December 2008, 02:39 PM Go to last post

  11. Hard to get into heaven these days

    Started by fenderbelly, 23rd December 2008 09:55 AM
    apartment, balcony, beating, bushes, day, days, edge, fell, finally, floor, grabbed, hammer, hard, heaven, hiding, horrible, instantly, kicking, line, lucky, morning, peter, pretty, railing, ran, refrigerator, stand, started, story, stunned
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,391
    fenderbelly
    23rd December 2008, 09:55 AM Go to last post

  12. Naughty Santa

    Started by fenderbelly, 22nd December 2008 09:31 AM
    baby, brother, lad, mum, naughty, note, replys, santa, send, sends
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,283
    Ozkaban
    23rd December 2008, 09:24 AM Go to last post

  13. Need a caption!

    Started by TTIT, 20th December 2008 12:23 AM
    2 Pages •
    1 2
    ago, caption, concrete, courts, everyday, mowing, pic, punchline, resist, ride-ono, suggestions, taking, tennis, weeks
    • Replies: 24
    • Views: 3,924
    Skew ChiDAMN!!
    22nd December 2008, 03:43 PM Go to last post

  14. Ice Cream Vendor

    Started by fenderbelly, 22nd December 2008 09:34 AM
    covered, cream, dead, floor, found, hundreds, ice, local, morning, police, sauce, strawberry, thousands, topped, van, vendor
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,307
    Bluegum
    22nd December 2008, 02:27 PM Go to last post

  15. The marriage game -LESSON NUMBER ONE

    Started by dennford, 19th December 2008 08:52 PM
    aspirins, bed, bedroom, black, breakfast, coffee, eat, eye, game, home, hot, jack, lesson, love, marriage, mirror, morning, mum, newspaper, night, note, number, office, party, sitting, son, stumbled, table, teenaged, wife
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,440
    Shrek3
    20th December 2008, 05:29 PM Go to last post

  16. Wink A Funny Frog Jump Test

    Started by Shrek3, 19th December 2008 10:53 PM
    class, computer, easy, figure, frog, frogs, funny, grade, jump, reach, report, shot, solve, students, test, week
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,437
    rrich
    20th December 2008, 02:49 PM Go to last post

  17. It's Chrissie again

    Started by Rodgera, 20th December 2008 11:06 AM
    bells, borderline, busses, cars, chrissie, christmas, claus, coming, compulsive, cry, dementia, disorder, disoriented, fire, gonna, hear, hydrants, jingle, multiple, obsessive, paranoid, personality, pout, queens, roasting, santa, trees, trucks, walls, watch
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,063
    Rodgera
    20th December 2008, 11:06 AM Go to last post

  18. Hey C'mon its Chrissie

    Started by Rodgera, 19th December 2008 06:42 PM
    19h;, abides, alphabetical, angels, bells, call, carol, chrissie, christmas, daddy, day, devices, hear, heard, hey, joy, listed, merry, metallic, names, night, offspring, period, real, santa, song, titles, tree, yuletide
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,465
    Rodgera
    19th December 2008, 06:42 PM Go to last post

  19. Whats the time Barry

    Started by munruben, 16th December 2008 03:23 PM
    allan, barry, bit, bush, camp, camping, crossly, day, enjoyed, fishing, hard, holidays, impatient, looked, minutes, morning, read, replied, sky, started, sun, time, watch
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,273
    woodcutta
    19th December 2008, 06:26 PM Go to last post

  20. Alan and Barry golfing

    Started by munruben, 16th December 2008 03:53 PM
    18th, alan, annoyed, approaches, ball, barry, clubhouse, considers, crying, dallying, golfing, hit, hole, iron, lines, looked, loud, paused, perfect, petes, playing, sake, shot, shouted, standing, tee, time, watching, wife, yelled
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,407
    Allan at Wallan
    19th December 2008, 05:42 PM Go to last post

  21. New business

    Started by munruben, 16th December 2008 03:09 PM
    business, corduroy, headlines, local, munruben, newspaper, pillows, starting, thinking
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,693
    Allan at Wallan
    19th December 2008, 05:39 PM Go to last post

  22. Lawyers' seasonal greeting

    Started by wheelinround, 18th December 2008 02:16 PM
    acknowledged, actual, alive, and/or, binding, choice, dead, discretion, enforceable, fictitious, greeting, holiday, implement, implies, issuance, jurisdictions, lawyers, promise, proprietary, religious, respect, restrictions, rights, seasonal, secular, sole, traditions, wishee, wishes, wishor
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,344
    rrich
    19th December 2008, 06:38 AM Go to last post

  23. A Xmas "story"

    Started by gawdelpus, 17th December 2008 09:43 PM
    accidentally, angel, broke, broom, christmas, cider, cupboard, day, discovered, drank, dropped, eaten, elves, floor, found, frustration, hidden, hundreds, jug, kitchen, liquor, mice, rum, santa, shot, story, straw, toys, tree, xmas
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,514
    rrich
    18th December 2008, 11:39 AM Go to last post

  24. sock and awe

    Started by Dangermouse, 17th December 2008 05:41 PM
    awe, http://www.sockandawe.com, sock, wink
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,042
    Dangermouse
    17th December 2008, 05:41 PM Go to last post

  25. Smile Breaktrough in Science

    Started by Breslauer, 11th October 2005 11:30 AM
    312, assistant, breaktrough, called, change, cover, days, decay, deputy, forming, forms, governmentium, half, isodopes, life, morass, morons, neutrons, normal, occurs, organize, organizes, particles, process, re-, reaction, researches, science, slow, speculation
    • Replies: 11
    • Views: 3,409
    Rodgera
    16th December 2008, 02:56 PM Go to last post

  26. Divorce

    Started by Elbow, 15th December 2008 04:07 PM
    allan, bloke, closely, court, divorce, divorced, glum, sad, sister, smile, tasmanian, walks, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,440
    Elbow
    15th December 2008, 04:07 PM Go to last post

  27. New shop

    Started by peterpiper, 14th December 2008 06:16 PM
    accent, ar5eholes, beat, break, broad, businessmen, curious, ere, left, london, mouth, peek, ready, replied, sarcastically, sellin, selling, shop, sitting, skipping, soon-to-, sooner, store, tha, thas, walked, window, words, yorkshire, yorkshireman
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,356
    fenderbelly
    14th December 2008, 09:05 PM Go to last post

  28. poor old paddy again

    Started by texx, 14th December 2008 09:16 AM
    bedroom, buggers, curtains, draw, future, home, laughing, laughs, love, met, mick, paddy, poor, replied, silly, street, wife, yesterday
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,309
    texx
    14th December 2008, 09:16 AM Go to last post

  29. My doctor needs help

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th December 2008 09:15 PM
    allan, bell, bill, books, christmas, doctor, forumites, hope, invisible, jaundice, joke, leaves, live, misery, months, neighbour, nurse, opinion, patient, pay, pills, realised, replied, ring, stage, stating, told, treated, waiting, yellow
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,729
    munruben
    13th December 2008, 10:47 PM Go to last post

  30. Two Farmers

    Started by fenderbelly, 29th November 2008 09:22 AM
    amazin, aye, bar, classes, div, drinking, english, family, farmers, femily, fits, garden, hae, heterosexual, history, hiv, house, huv, jist, lecturer, logic, logically, nae, oot, rab, sitting, strimmer, tam, wife, wrang
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,632
    Grumpy John
    9th December 2008, 06:15 AM Go to last post

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