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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,886
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. A long moral story

    Started by Dennis Millard, 8th February 2009 12:55 PM
    ass, asses, chubby, church, day, decided, drowned, eventually, fat, fell, found, island, islands, jump, life, long, mcgonicle, miss, moral, morning, parson, people, ponies, pony, pretty, scottish, story, time, tower, war
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,790
    rrich
    9th February 2009, 12:43 PM Go to last post

  2. Talking Singing Ponies - Hilarious

    Started by Shrek3, 8th February 2009 12:10 PM
    clicking, create, effects, flash, funnies, funny, hilarious, joke, longtime, master, matter, melodious, mix, music, piece, ponies, pony, produce, setting, sing, singing, smiling, starting, time
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,632
    Shrek3
    8th February 2009, 12:10 PM Go to last post

  3. Maybe not a joke

    Started by RETIRED, 7th February 2009 11:05 AM
    australia, australian, business, cheque, company, country, day, economic, economy, employees, friends, government, heart, home, job, jobs, joke, life, lived, luxury, office, pay, people, spent, stimulate, story, tax, taxes, time
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 2,211
    joe greiner
    7th February 2009, 10:08 PM Go to last post

  4. Happy employees.

    Started by RETIRED, 7th February 2009 11:14 AM
    95794, 95795, 95796, apply, assemble, assignments, bands, company-approved, day, employee, employees, enjoy, equipment, fig, happiness, happy, items, kit, low-cost, management, notice, office, personnel, priorities, productive, provided, reach, shown, smile, supplies
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,255
    RETIRED
    7th February 2009, 02:36 PM Go to last post

  5. Financial Vocabulary

    Started by Breslauer, 7th February 2009 11:17 AM
    $240, archaic, assets, broker, correction, day, downgraded, equally, ex-wife, financial, institutional, investor, lawyer, locked, market, movement, nuthouse, officer, poor, profit, selling, share, split, stock, stocks, sucker, vocabulary, word, yahoo, yell
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,355
    Breslauer
    7th February 2009, 11:17 AM Go to last post

  6. Not a joke either

    Started by gerhard, 6th February 2009 09:20 PM
    beer, bet, bought, chisels, clever, cutting, developed, drill, drilling, fraud, fun, gerhard, halfway, hole, holes, including, joke, lies, lots, mathematics, nonetheless, recently, routing, shapes, square, success, techniques, templates, theme, varieties
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,946
    gerhard
    6th February 2009, 09:20 PM Go to last post

  7. A little humour with a good moral.

    Started by Phil Spencer, 5th February 2009 08:14 AM
    $10, announces, ass, bishop, bring, buried, concerned, day, donkey, entered, free, good, headline, headlines, humour, life, local, moral, nun, opinion, paper, pastor, pastors, public, race, read, rid, story, wild, won
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,350
    Shrek3
    5th February 2009, 10:48 PM Go to last post

  8. Deeply profound thoughts by men

    Started by Grumpy John, 5th February 2009 07:38 AM
    beer, bob, continues, deeply, divorce, drinking, earl, fish, fishing, gonna, hard, men, months, profound, quietly, scare, silently, sipping, slowly, spoken, thoughtfully, thoughts, wife, women
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,196
    Grumpy John
    5th February 2009, 07:38 AM Go to last post

  9. Call Centre

    Started by Breslauer, 3rd February 2009 03:01 AM
    ahead, call, center, centre, doubt, green, india, ityou, job, manager, microsoft, minutes, mister, mujibar, pass, passed, personnel, pinkit, qualify, ready, sentence, spoken, telephone, tests, words, yellow
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 1,880
    Spanner69
    4th February 2009, 02:07 PM Go to last post

  10. Wink A very amusing paradox:

    Started by Shrek3, 28th January 2009 10:28 PM
    amazed, amusing, answer, bequeathed, bloody, died, distraught, divide, divided, eldest, half, horses, mans, mess, middle, ninth, owned, paradox, question, seventeen, solution, son, sons, stable, stated, wealthy
    • Replies: 12
    • Views: 2,650
    echnidna
    3rd February 2009, 10:06 PM Go to last post

  11. How to Tell the Sex of a Fly :)

    Started by gawdelpus, 3rd February 2009 09:08 PM
    beer, cleanest, e-mail, females, flies, fly, hunting, husband, intrigued, joke, killing, kitchen, males, phone, replied, responded, sex, stalking, swatter, walked, woman, yep
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,493
    Allan at Wallan
    3rd February 2009, 09:34 PM Go to last post

  12. Droll!!!!!!!

    Started by Rodgera, 3rd February 2009 07:17 PM
    anti-gravity, bad, book, bowl, bulls, butcher, cheap, colt, coming, day, doctor, droll, feel, flushed, horse, kittens, kleptomania, meow, mike, owner, pet, piece, pun, reading, schizophrenic, shop, sir, sound, woman, yeah
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,117
    Rodgera
    3rd February 2009, 07:17 PM Go to last post

  13. New camera developed

    Started by fenderbelly, 1st February 2009 09:52 PM
    camera, cheers, coat, created, developed, fast, fred, japanese, mouth, photograph, scientists, shut, shutter, speed, woman
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,631
    Lignin
    3rd February 2009, 08:58 AM Go to last post

  14. Elderly pride

    Started by peterpiper, 3rd February 2009 04:45 AM
    bill, blonde, coffee, court, cried, cute, damn, day, elderly, feed, figured, friends, guilty, happened, jail, judge, loud, met, park, pled, pride, rape, remember, replied, sam, shop, sue, waitress, world, yeah
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,279
    wolften
    3rd February 2009, 08:37 AM Go to last post

  15. Exaggerations

    Started by joe greiner, 1st February 2009 10:17 PM
    1860, 1998, ago, america, appears.d, assistance, book, cheers, cross-over, death, emigrated, eons, exaggeration, exaggerations, found, germany, great-grandfather, joe, jokes, listings, population, regensburg, related, report, serious, surname, telephone, total, visited
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,542
    joe greiner
    2nd February 2009, 11:33 PM Go to last post

  16. Nice jumper

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 1st February 2009 09:59 AM
    allan, breakneck, cross, dug, easily, flood, hobart, horse, jokes, jumped, jumper, kilometres, landed, main, melbourne, nice, northcote, oath, raced, remember, river, rode, run, running, speed, spurs, stream, subject, wide, yarra
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,795
    Shrek3
    2nd February 2009, 10:21 PM Go to last post

  17. The Talking Clock

    Started by Rodgera, 1st February 2009 03:36 PM
    a.m, answered, apartment, basin, brass, clock, ear, friends, guest, hammer, idiot, knock, munruben, pound, screamed, shattering, suddenly, talking, voice, wall, woody
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,360
    Allan at Wallan
    1st February 2009, 10:09 PM Go to last post

  18. Here he comes

    Started by Gra, 29th January 2009 03:28 PM
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,179
    Waldo
    31st January 2009, 11:44 PM Go to last post

  19. blonde again

    Started by texx, 16th January 2009 08:46 PM
    2 Pages •
    1 2
    blonde, bloody, boy, decides, field, fun, goalie, here.he, job, kids, know.she, notices, pity, play, running, speak, standing, stay, takes, teacher
    • Replies: 15
    • Views: 3,299
    ficfac
    29th January 2009, 09:54 PM Go to last post

  20. Three Pints :)

    Started by gawdelpus, 28th January 2009 05:21 PM
    bar, barman, bejesus, condolences, customer, day, drinking, drinks, drops, dublin, fall, fine, finished, intrude, laugh, notice, offer, paddy, penny, pint, pints, quit, regular, regulars, round, sad, silent, sip, starts, tis
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,268
    fenderbelly
    29th January 2009, 10:19 AM Go to last post

  21. Has anyone tried this new Dewalt nail gun?

    Started by Woodwould, 27th January 2009 02:48 PM
    200, 95044, 95045, board, breeze, build, building, cold, construction, day, dewalt, drive, effort, fence, firing, fix, gun, hundred, magazine, makes, metres, minimum, nail, rapidfire, relax, reloading, round, sit, start, wife
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 8,522
    Al B
    28th January 2009, 01:45 PM Go to last post

  22. Three old ladies

    Started by fenderbelly, 25th January 2009 10:17 PM
    bad, bed, chatting, day, diner, edge, forgetful, knock, ladies, lady, memory, morning, raps, remember, sitting, sleep, smiles, smugly, stairs, standing, startled, table, top, woken, wood
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,285
    Rodgera
    27th January 2009, 11:58 PM Go to last post

  23. They finally found me

    Started by Rodgera, 27th January 2009 09:25 PM
    finally, found
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,123
    Rodgera
    27th January 2009, 09:25 PM Go to last post

  24. The bare truth

    Started by AlexS, 26th January 2009 10:23 PM
    bare, bear, bears, berry, czech, czechoslovakian, family, female, friend, grabbed, high-powered, lawyer, local, looked, male, mercedes, morning, nearest, plagued, raced, ran, replied, rifle, sheriff, summer, time, told, town, truth, visions
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,588
    MICKYG
    27th January 2009, 11:48 AM Go to last post

  25. Alan and his mother in law

    Started by munruben, 25th January 2009 03:13 PM
    alan, days, ease, feel, feeling, happy, heck, house, law, lonely, moment, mood, mother, property, replied, visit, watching, wife, world
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,226
    Allan at Wallan
    26th January 2009, 11:14 AM Go to last post

  26. The Heaviest Element Known to Science

    Started by watson, 25th January 2009 11:22 PM
    198, 312, administratium, assistant, called, characteristic, critical, deputy, element, exchange, forming, governmentium, governmentiums, heaviest, increase, isodopes, leads, mass, morons, neutrons, particles, peons, portion, promotion, radiates, reaction, reorganization, science, scientists, time
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 2,049
    watson
    25th January 2009, 11:57 PM Go to last post

  27. Relations

    Started by fenderbelly, 25th January 2009 10:26 PM
    forum, gentleman, pic, relations, remarkably
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,138
    fenderbelly
    25th January 2009, 10:26 PM Go to last post

  28. The New Conductor

    Started by Rodgera, 24th January 2009 04:26 PM
    agitated, angrily, brought, clashed, conductor, confidence, cymbalist, delicate, demanding, fears, highly, instruments, looked, music, musicians, orchestra, passage, person, realized, realizing, rehearsal, soft, stopped, sydney, symphonic
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,306
    AlexS
    25th January 2009, 09:06 PM Go to last post

  29. Aussie company ad goes viral

    Started by Groggy, 23rd January 2009 05:59 PM
    advertisement, aussie, company, veet, viral
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,025
    wolften
    23rd January 2009, 06:03 PM Go to last post

  30. Smile The Truth at Last

    Started by fenderbelly, 22nd January 2009 04:54 PM
    admit, anonymous, bad, birthday, brimming, effective, forget, guy, happy, holt, husband, james, left, marriage, married, mcgavra, murra, nash, patrick, remember, revenge, secrets, shut, steals, truth, wife, wifes, wives, woman, wrong
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,471
    Ozkaban
    23rd January 2009, 03:26 PM Go to last post

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