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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
    57 Pages
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    • Replies: 851
    • Views: 51,758
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post
  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
    100 Pages
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    • Replies: 1,495
    • Views: 86,283
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post
  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
    90 Pages
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    • Replies: 1,338
    • Views: 124,804
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post
  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages
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    • Replies: 1,521
    • Views: 239,000
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post
  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,886
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post
  1. Drafting blokes over 60

    Started by 741Baus, 23rd February 2009 10:16 AM
    18-year-old, 20-foot, attitudes, blokes, bullet, completing, couple, cranky, day, drafting, enemy, energy, excuse, guys, house, join, military, outrun, rope, screaming, sending, sex, sleep, soldier, terrorists, tired, track, wall, waste, world
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,925
    23rd February 2009, 10:16 AM Go to last post
  2. Telegram

    Started by munruben, 21st February 2009 10:46 PM
    all.”, alsatian, blank, clerk, dog, examined, form, office, paper, politely, price.”, replied, send, sense, telegram, told, woof, woof.”, words, wrote, ‘woof’, “that, “there, “woof
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,164
    21st February 2009, 10:46 PM Go to last post
  3. Tragic News

    Started by fenderbelly, 21st February 2009 05:51 PM
    afraid, appeared, attack, beating, brain-dead, cheeks, clasped, cried, dear, doctor, drove, elderly, emergency, family, god, hands, heart, liberal, massive, news, sadly, scrubs, shock, suffered, tragic, wait, wearing, wife, wildly
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,445
    21st February 2009, 10:25 PM Go to last post
  4. Aint this the truth

    Started by Rodgera, 21st February 2009 09:27 AM
    call, doctor, finish, league, loser;, medical, school, truth
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 994
    21st February 2009, 09:27 AM Go to last post
  5. Barry and Alan again

    Started by munruben, 19th February 2009 01:38 PM
    alan, apple, apples, barry, bowl, buffet, chocolates, church, delicious, dish, god, gods, huge, line, luncheon, massive, meal, remember, sign, table, wallan, watching
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,294
    20th February 2009, 10:22 PM Go to last post
  6. No Enemies

    Started by Rodgera, 20th February 2009 10:19 PM
    aged, answer, approvingly, beautiful, clergyman, congregation, enemies, enemy, minister, outlived, sir, talking, thankful, world
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 979
    20th February 2009, 10:19 PM Go to last post
  7. another need a caption, reply, question

    Started by mic-d, 20th December 2008 11:32 AM
    55 Pages
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    added, caption, cheers, michael, picture, question, reply, robbo
    • Replies: 814
    • Views: 67,576
    19th February 2009, 10:25 PM Go to last post
  8. State trooper pulls over speeding driver

    Started by WoodJunky, 19th February 2009 09:12 PM
    ass, boy, car, door, driver, drunk, drunken, flares, jail, juggle, juggler, juggling, magician, michigan, observed, pass, patrol, performance, pulled, pulls, rear, replied, speeding, state, test, ticket, told, trooper, watched, wayne
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,349
    19th February 2009, 10:07 PM Go to last post
  9. The invisible couple

    Started by munruben, 19th February 2009 02:05 PM
    couple, hear, invisible, kids, married
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,432
    19th February 2009, 08:55 PM Go to last post
  10. When the Vindaloo has been to hot

    Started by wheelinround, 17th February 2009 12:11 PM
    bowl, hot, tin, type, vindaloo, w/viper, wrapped
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 1,834
    19th February 2009, 03:43 PM Go to last post
  11. New Car

    Started by Grumpy John, 17th February 2009 07:54 AM
    arxx, billy, bought, called, car, couple, experience, flash, fun, guess, hits, holes, immediately, jack, joel, jumpin, lexus, mygirlfriendgot, nelson, piano, radio, recently, rolling, run, salesman, song, stones, time, willie, yesterday
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,898
    19th February 2009, 02:02 PM Go to last post
  12. is it my turn yet?

    Started by weisyboy, 13th February 2009 05:48 PM
    inersection, turn
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 1,904
    19th February 2009, 01:56 PM Go to last post
  13. NOT a woody.BUT you will get it

    Started by AUSSIE, 18th February 2009 01:17 PM
    age;, anon, cheeks, decent, deed, experience, flies, fury, learned, life, lost, paid, patient, rage, reached, recall, sad, single, speak, struggle, temper, time, uttered, wise, wiser, woody.but, woodybut, word, worthy, ymous
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,733
    19th February 2009, 01:41 PM Go to last post
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,586
    17th February 2009, 09:39 PM Go to last post
  14. Best pub photo ever

    Started by fenderbelly, 16th February 2009 05:11 PM
    photo, pub
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,251
    16th February 2009, 05:16 PM Go to last post
  15. Ferrari sack pit crew

    Started by peterpiper, 16th February 2009 03:46 AM
    advantage, bag, bargained, bird, bold, car, crew, crews, decision, excellent, ferrari, ferraris, giving, lost, management, mclaren, move, pit, pits, practice, races, re-badged, sack, scouse, sold, stella, team, team., wheels, won
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,997
    16th February 2009, 08:44 AM Go to last post
  16. Where To Put This???

    Started by rrich, 13th February 2009 08:59 AM
    ability, administrator, advertisement, ago, american, australian, called, category, employment, feature, found, guess, headlines, job, language, late, newspapers, night, office, poor, requirements, rocket, scientist, speak, stupid, talk, telly, write
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,278
    15th February 2009, 12:35 AM Go to last post
  17. What Do Retired People Do All Day?

    Started by bullfright, 14th February 2009 12:55 PM
    ????-head, abused, age, break, bus, called, care, continued, day, days, finished, frequently, fun, minutes, nazi, people, personally, question, retired, shop, started, ticket, tickets, tires, town, wife, windshield, worn, writing, wrote
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,557
    15th February 2009, 12:18 AM Go to last post
  18. chain saw

    Started by texx, 13th February 2009 10:20 PM
    chain, ebay, forum, mind, safe, spotted
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,574
    14th February 2009, 09:34 PM Go to last post
  19. Quick Thinking

    Started by watson, 8th February 2009 08:09 PM
    afraid, answers, bad, dead, discreet, discretion, door, drop, gallagher, gentle, hand, home, house, husband, irishmen, knocks, leave, lost, meet, middle, murphy, murphys, playing, quick, retired, situation, thinking, wife, worse, £500
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,624
    13th February 2009, 08:27 PM Go to last post
  20. Because I Am A Man...

    Started by Rodgera, 10th February 2009 04:00 PM
    ago, answer, beer, belt, calculator, car, cars, complete, fine, hair, holding, listen, lost, man, minutes, misplaced, miss, mother, pair, pick, share, shoes, stop, stranger, survive, thinking, time, vacuuming, visit, wearing
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,501
    13th February 2009, 08:15 PM Go to last post
  21. Pants joke.

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 12th February 2009 07:17 PM
    accompanied, allan, barry, dog, dressed, joke, pants, pants.2tsup, street, suit, walking, wearing
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,241
    13th February 2009, 08:02 PM Go to last post
  22. Confusing message

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 12th February 2009 11:06 AM
    allan, confused, confusing, meant.rolleyes, message, morning, totally, wife
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 1,527
    13th February 2009, 07:14 PM Go to last post
  23. Brain exchange

    Started by Rodgera, 13th February 2009 06:35 PM
    $200, avoiding, awkward, brain, brains, contact, control, doctor, entire, exchange, eye, family, female, hope, male, mark, moment, news, price, pricing, procedure, question, responded, smile, smirked, standard, time, unable, women
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,207
    13th February 2009, 06:35 PM Go to last post
  24. Dog walking.

    Started by bullfright, 13th February 2009 02:02 PM
    backside, belle, block, child, dad, disguise, dog, dogs, father, garage, gas, gasoline, girl, halfway, heat, home, leash, left, minutes, mom, pushing, ran, replies, returned, round, scrubbed, surprised, time, walk, walking
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,287
    13th February 2009, 02:02 PM Go to last post
  25. Oh No :)

    Started by gawdelpus, 12th February 2009 09:21 AM
    announcer, blondes, breakfast, car, doh, even-numbered, exhibit, expecting, garage, heard, honey, husband, inches, leave, listening, love, married, morning, moved, park, radio, replied, snow, snowplows, street, understanding, voice, week, wife, winter
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,234
    13th February 2009, 09:50 AM Go to last post
  26. Tough Account

    Started by Rodgera, 11th February 2009 06:48 PM
    account, agency, allan, amazing, amount, applied, collected, collection, creditors, easy, entire, experience, hed, hours, intense, job, manager, munruben, paid, pay, promise, replied, told, tough
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,439
    12th February 2009, 06:56 PM Go to last post
  27. You think English is easy???

    Started by WoodJunky, 7th February 2009 09:19 PM
    call, chance, close, dressed, easy, english, ham, house, invented, language, lead, line, meaning, people, plural, polish, produce, race, rain, sewer, ship, sow, special, subject, taught, tear, time, wind, wise, word
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,781
    10th February 2009, 10:31 PM Go to last post
  28. Doing vs Thinking

    Started by Rodgera, 7th February 2009 02:27 PM
    49120-49129, 49120-49130, 49121-49130, administrator, annoyed, eleven, firewall, match, moment, network, ports, requests, respond, set, ten, thinking
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,916
    10th February 2009, 09:00 PM Go to last post
  29. funny sighn

    Started by weisyboy, 9th February 2009 09:26 PM
    amusing, cheap, cheep, funny, job, jobs, quick, sighn, sight, thaught, true, types, wile, won’t
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,615
    10th February 2009, 06:17 PM Go to last post

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