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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
    57 Pages
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    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post
  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
    100 Pages
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    • Replies: 1,495
    • Views: 86,058
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post
  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
    90 Pages
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    • Replies: 1,338
    • Views: 124,468
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post
  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages
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    • Views: 238,842
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post
  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,885
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post
  1. Irish Drinking Method

    Started by rayintheuk, 4th March 2009 04:43 AM
    answer, bartender, beers, brothers, celebrity, day, death, decided, drink, drinking, drinks, evening, extent, folks, hamlet, irish, lent, local, method, offered, out-of-towners, pleased, ponders, pride, ray, replies, soul, source, town, watch
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,302
    4th March 2009, 10:23 AM Go to last post
  2. Life Explained

    Started by Phil Spencer, 4th March 2009 10:05 AM
    agreed, bark, cow, created, day, dog, eat, eighty, enjoy, entertain, explained, family, forty, god, human, information, life, makes, monkey, play, sit, sixty, sleep, span, sun, support, ten, time, tricks, twenty
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,405
    4th March 2009, 10:05 AM Go to last post
  3. Could that be true??

    Started by Breslauer, 3rd March 2009 02:04 AM
    american, british, bulgarian, chinese, complains, contemplating, deserted, division, equal, french, fulfillment, fun, german, greek, irish, island, islands, italian, japanese, middle, nature, necessity, satisfied, set, shut, skin, south, suicide, true, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,565
    3rd March 2009, 02:04 AM Go to last post
  4. Wink Smart Question

    Started by Shrek3, 1st March 2009 10:29 PM
    concluded, earth.”, elementary, girl, gravity, hour, law, manage, miss, passed?”, puzzled, question, science, smart, stick, talking, teacher, totally, “but, “children
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,234
    2nd March 2009, 08:35 PM Go to last post
  5. Alan and Ray sharing.

    Started by munruben, 25th February 2009 11:37 PM
    agreed, alan, engine, home, night, ray, rough, share, sharing, sydney, taxi, wheels, willingly
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,216
    1st March 2009, 05:02 PM Go to last post
  6. Norm in the north

    Started by Dennis Millard, 1st March 2009 10:33 AM
    anwers, arrived, bay, boat, boss, bright, dawn, day, fish, fishes, fishin, fishll, green, guide, hed, jackie, leave, left, life, loved, mate, norm, north, ooo----cdfm01--, quay, say-, shes, south, wake, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,430
    1st March 2009, 10:33 AM Go to last post
  7. The old fart test #2!

    Started by AUSSIE, 28th February 2009 11:05 AM
    70%, airplanes, belt, buckle, card, carrying, chess, evening, everthing, fart, feel, flying, gray, haired, hurt, hurts, knees, lady, night, playing, prefer, r/c, remember, rocking, sit, street, test, trainer, wife, winded
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 2,499
    1st March 2009, 08:16 AM Go to last post
  8. Airplane Meeting

    Started by bullfright, 28th February 2009 03:05 AM
    african, airplane, american, boards, business, convention, descent, endowed, found, french, hard, indian, it’s, jewish, lover, lovers, meeting, myth, myths, native, popular, possess, potential, seat, settles, takes, tonto, tonto”, trait, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,495
    28th February 2009, 03:05 AM Go to last post
  9. side by side

    Started by munruben, 25th February 2009 11:41 PM
    chair, stood, wife
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,115
    27th February 2009, 02:54 PM Go to last post
  10. Blond's pet

    Started by munruben, 25th February 2009 11:45 PM
    blond, blonds, buy, front, pet, replies, salesman, sell, shop, wasp, wasps, window
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,248
    27th February 2009, 11:36 AM Go to last post
  11. Blonde

    Started by bullfright, 26th February 2009 02:53 PM
    accross, appears, black, blonde, boat, bridge, brown, builds, buried, dig, genie, grant, haired, instantly, intelligent, island, lamp, offers, previous, return, sails, saving, stranded, suddenly, swims, walks, woman, women
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,825
    26th February 2009, 08:57 PM Go to last post
  12. Doctor Doctor.

    Started by munruben, 25th February 2009 11:49 PM
    daughter, doc, doctor, doctors, fell, grand, guy, hurt, piggy, playing, replies, sore, yesterday
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,366
    25th February 2009, 11:58 PM Go to last post
  13. For the old Far/Gentlemen on here

    Started by fenderbelly, 25th February 2009 06:49 PM
    age, bed, bin, blue, cup, drawer, ears, ere, eyes, far or gentlemen, grin, i’m, kick, lay, morning, night, obits, overtakes, paper, pick, read, red, shape, shelf, sleep, slippers, table, teeth, wake, wits
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,382
    25th February 2009, 11:26 PM Go to last post
  14. Coolest bike in the world

    Started by Gingermick, 25th February 2009 08:57 PM
    bike, bottom, check, coolest, description, garbage, hunk, price, read, world
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,364
    25th February 2009, 09:46 PM Go to last post
  15. "Amish Ticket"

    Started by bullfright, 25th February 2009 02:17 PM
    abuse, amish, amish ticket, animal, animals, brake, broken, buggy, care, cop, cruelty, day, dear, emergency, encounter, fix, home, horses, husband, issue, jacob, lady, maam, minutes, pulled, reflector, telling, testicles, ticket, trotting
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,584
    25th February 2009, 03:06 PM Go to last post
  16. Dr Quick

    Started by wheelinround, 24th February 2009 09:53 PM
    a&e, answered, bedridden, bob, breakfast, complete, confusion, died, elderly, hair, hosp, husband, jelly, kentucky, london, massive, morning, noticed, nurse, patient, patients, produced, quick, quickly, replied, royal, submitted, taste, taxi, told
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,502
    25th February 2009, 11:17 AM Go to last post
  17. Moms in group therapy.....

    Started by durwood, 24th February 2009 10:41 PM
    boy, brandy, children, childs, conducting, dick, dinner, fourth, group, guy, hand, idea, kathy, mary, mom, moms, mother, mothers, observed, obsession, obsessions, pick, psychiatrist, quietly, school, session, talking, therapy, whispered, willy
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,333
    25th February 2009, 10:54 AM Go to last post
  18. The Chemist

    Started by mickelmaster, 24th February 2009 06:06 PM
    boy, boys, buy, chemist, condoms, dinner, father, finally, girl, grace, leans, meal, meet, message, minute, minutes, mother, night, parents, past, praying, religous, replies, set, sex, stops, table, teenage, ten, text
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,251
    24th February 2009, 10:49 PM Go to last post
  19. Lies, lies and more lies.

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 19th February 2009 09:01 PM
    allan, barry, cheats, golf, john, lies, play, replied, responded, scorecard, yeah
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,420
    24th February 2009, 09:57 PM Go to last post
  20. Why Jesus wasn't born in Australia...

    Started by mickelmaster, 23rd February 2009 05:36 PM
    aussies, australia, beer, born, jesus, spell, virgin, wise, xxxx
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,115
    24th February 2009, 09:42 PM Go to last post
  21. Mean wife

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 24th February 2009 08:40 PM
    allan, secrets, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,185
    24th February 2009, 08:40 PM Go to last post
  22. slow humour

    Started by wheelinround, 24th February 2009 06:43 PM
    bed, car, customizing, doctor, double, drives, finally, granada, guy, harry, hey, humour, immediately, job, larry, light, picks, policeman, pulls, remember, rolls, shop, slow, takes, weeks, wife, window, windows, yeah, yep
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,507
    24th February 2009, 06:43 PM Go to last post
  23. Say what?

    Started by Woodwould, 24th February 2009 11:39 AM
    age, answers, art, begins, bothers, brain, bring, cells, conversation, death, forever, forty;, friend, frustrating, grand, laugh, life, live, moment, night, questions, real, shape, smile, sunshine, tempting, time, unsaid, wisdom, wrong
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,157
    24th February 2009, 05:55 PM Go to last post
  24. Government contracts

    Started by bullfright, 24th February 2009 03:20 AM
    $100, $1000, $2700, $300, $400, canberra, contracting, contractor, contractors, contracts, crew, fence, figure, fix, friends, government, guy, guys, incredulous, job, leans, materials, measure, measuring, melbourne, official, profit, replies, sydney, whispers
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,186
    24th February 2009, 03:20 AM Go to last post
  25. Junior Firey

    Started by Chesand, 23rd February 2009 06:33 PM
    bright, cats, collar, dogs, faster, fire, fireman, firey, garden, hose, junior, kid, kids, ladder, red, reply, rig, rope, ropes, set, siren, smart, station, testicles, tied, wagon
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,602
    24th February 2009, 02:48 AM Go to last post
  26. SWMBO comeback

    Started by Gingermick, 23rd February 2009 08:59 PM
    assist, bed, comeback, common, grandmother, kids, morning, promptly, replied, slept, sloth, stay, style, swmbo, toed, usual, wife, woke, women
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,103
    23rd February 2009, 10:12 PM Go to last post
  27. Monkey Business

    Started by Barry_White, 23rd February 2009 08:57 PM
    $10, $35, $50, 97210, announced, assistant, bailout, boss, bought, business, buy, cage, catching, clearer, collected, economy, effort, lots, monkey, monkeys, plan, reinvigoration, returns, rudds, sell, started, street, supply, understanding, villagers
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,321
    23rd February 2009, 08:57 PM Go to last post
  28. Goodbye granddad

    Started by fenderbelly, 22nd February 2009 10:37 AM
    bore, breath, dad, day, death, deep, drilled, dunny, farm, found, goodbye, granddad, happened, heard, hell, hold, hole, miles, move, moved, night, oil, poor, re-located, reckon, reckoned, splash, trace, trials, wondering
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,429
    23rd February 2009, 05:13 PM Go to last post
  29. The Economic Downturn

    Started by Sprancis, 23rd February 2009 03:08 PM
    divorce, downturn, economic, half, ladies, lose, missus, robert, savings, told, worse
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,192
    23rd February 2009, 03:08 PM Go to last post
  30. Shopping

    Started by bullfright, 23rd February 2009 01:33 AM
    august, bedding, blankets, camera, clerk, dear, department, floor, guns, handling, housewares, hunting, july, loudly, nose, october, people, pick, pillows, samsel, screamed, september, set, shopping, store, told, wal-mart, wife, women, yelled
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,461
    23rd February 2009, 10:55 AM Go to last post

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