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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,886
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Hypnotist

    Started by wheelinround, 13th April 2009 01:00 PM
    antique, chanting, claude, clean, crowd, days, eyes, gently, gleaming, home.pp, hundred, hundreds, hypnotist, hypnotists, light, mesmerized, pairs, peoples, pieces, polished, quietly, shattering, shyte, slipped, suddenly, surface, swayed, swaying, swing, watch
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,203
    Allan at Wallan
    13th April 2009, 08:04 PM Go to last post

  2. In these troubled times !!!

    Started by Rodgera, 11th April 2009 08:48 AM
    air, called, cascade, cool, crystal, day, easily, filling, finally, gentle, hectic, holding, imagine, management, person, picture, rough, seclusion, secret, serenity, soothing, sound, stress, technique, times, total, troubled, water, waterfall, world
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,277
    Bluegum
    13th April 2009, 12:21 PM Go to last post

  3. Smile The Eunuch's Association

    Started by Five Thumbs, 31st March 2006 09:18 PM
    500, agm, allowed, association, business, calcutta, called, club, concluded, eunuch, eunuchs, india, knackerless, limited, membership, race, session, stage, time, track
    • Replies: 11
    • Views: 3,174
    cytan
    12th April 2009, 08:42 PM Go to last post

  4. Neighbourly Concern

    Started by Charleville, 10th April 2009 09:29 PM
    afraid, answered, awful, bed, bit, bloke, concern, ddddd, dear, door, earth, enquired, happened, house, husband, knocked, lady, looked, managed, neighbour, neighbourly, paint, pale, poorly, red, sobbed, tin, told, upset, words
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,270
    Allan at Wallan
    12th April 2009, 11:47 AM Go to last post

  5. Two guys

    Started by Resination, 10th April 2009 10:36 AM
    beer, discusing, drinking, guy, guys, maiden, married, pre-marital, relations, replied, sex, sitting, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,124
    Resination
    10th April 2009, 10:36 AM Go to last post

  6. Another victim of the GFC

    Started by Grumpy John, 7th April 2009 09:58 AM
    gfc, victim
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,282
    Grumpy John
    9th April 2009, 08:14 PM Go to last post

  7. Second hand joke

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 8th April 2009 04:45 PM
    allan, bathroom, birthday, claim, colour, due, forumites, funny, hand, heard, hope, hundred, husband, joke, morning, original, prefer, purchased, replied, scales, set, talking.d, white, wife
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,227
    fenderbelly
    9th April 2009, 10:54 AM Go to last post

  8. EVER WONDER where we are headed...

    Started by bullfright, 30th March 2009 11:09 AM
    blame, call, called, car, children, cough, defrost, drive, flavour, fly, food, hair, headed, instructions, iron, lot, machinery, nannas, nuts, operate, opposite, packet, save, soap, stop, suggestion, taking, time, tiramisu, warning
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 1,960
    echnidna
    8th April 2009, 01:36 PM Go to last post

  9. Are You All Right?

    Started by Rodgera, 8th April 2009 12:10 PM
    breathing, carrying, class, classes, classmates, cpr, doll, ear, exclaimed, feel, gently, instructed, instructor, legs, listen, mannequin, mannequins, models, mouth, practice, required, resusci-annie, senior, shook, storage, suddenly, torso, trades, typical, victim
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,341
    Rodgera
    8th April 2009, 12:10 PM Go to last post

  10. Home Remedies

    Started by Ed Reiss, 7th April 2009 08:16 AM
    afraid, avoid, bring, cough, daily, duct, electrical, favorite, fix, hammer, home, life, lifting, move, normal, people, personal, pressure, pushed, remedies, remember, seat, sink, slinkies;, smile, stairs, tape, toilet, tools, wd-40
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,283
    joe greiner
    7th April 2009, 10:54 PM Go to last post

  11. Hitchhiker

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 2nd April 2009 07:31 PM
    allan, beautiful, commented, driving, hear, hitchhiker, hitching, home, introduced, knocking, lady, lift, night, noticed, opportunity, promptly, replied, ride, rodgera, stopped, vehicle
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,364
    Groggy
    3rd April 2009, 04:22 PM Go to last post

  12. Don't mess with "oldies"

    Started by gawdelpus, 2nd April 2009 10:11 PM
    ago, burglars, called, caught, counted, garden, george, helicopter, hung, laugh, light, live, love, mess, oldies, people, phillips, phone, phoned, police, policemen, red-handed, residence, shed, shot, stealing, story, swat, true, worry
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,184
    Old farmer
    3rd April 2009, 02:01 PM Go to last post

  13. Lamaze Class

    Started by Rodgera, 2nd April 2009 06:09 PM
    activity, bad, bag, class, couple, delight, dropped, feel, feels, honey, husband, husbands, idea, instructor, lamaze, pen, pick, pregnant, replied, requiring, sand, shrugged, started, stood, wear, wife
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,382
    Shrek3
    2nd April 2009, 06:41 PM Go to last post

  14. Amusing Paintings by a horse !!

    Started by Shrek3, 1st April 2009 10:34 PM
    15-hand, 795, american, amusing, art, brush, businesswoman, canvas, cholla, choy-ah, collectors, curators, easel-mounted, galleria, giudecca, hold, home-making, horse, include, martha, mouth, paddock, paintings, paints, pounds, pronounced, queen, sold, stewart
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,324
    Shrek3
    1st April 2009, 10:34 PM Go to last post

  15. What would Elvis be doing today

    Started by munruben, 30th March 2009 11:20 PM
    alive, dig, elvis, grave, today
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,560
    rrich
    1st April 2009, 01:42 PM Go to last post

  16. Double trouble

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th March 2009 10:00 AM
    allan, annoyed, ate, axe, clout, double, eating, lot, pig, planted, ran, returned, rows, season, snout, split, strawberries, stray, time, trouble
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,446
    Rodgera
    31st March 2009, 09:01 PM Go to last post

  17. School Theatre

    Started by Rodgera, 31st March 2009 08:59 PM
    acting, announced, appointment, billy, billys, day, dental, enthusiastically, father, giving, hed, knowing, married, picked, play, roles, school, son, speaking, theatre, twenty
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,012
    Rodgera
    31st March 2009, 08:59 PM Go to last post

  18. Football problem

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 30th March 2009 07:14 PM
    allan, arrival, arrive, arrived, ball, board, bounced, club, discovered, fifteen, football, forward, games, interruption, kick, kicked, late, minutes, play, players, problem, received, score, stern, streamed, time, umpire, umpires, wallan, warning
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,483
    Allan at Wallan
    30th March 2009, 07:14 PM Go to last post

  19. Bad joke !

    Started by ficfac, 28th March 2009 12:34 AM
    bad, brisbane, cairns, cos, doh, joke, past, sardines, swim
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,858
    Allan at Wallan
    30th March 2009, 06:52 PM Go to last post

  20. Oldie but Goodie

    Started by Dennis Millard, 30th March 2009 05:18 PM
    clothes, colourless, dim, dining, dinner, doctor, fine, goodie, grabbed, half, hand, happened, lights, liquid, love, marvelous, oldie, passiionate, pour, restaurant, ripped, romantic, slipped, soft, suggested, table, thjnk, thrn, woman, wonderful
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,152
    Dennis Millard
    30th March 2009, 05:18 PM Go to last post

  21. Talent Quest

    Started by Grumpy John, 29th March 2009 09:55 PM
    hope, quest, talent, trouble
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,302
    masoth
    30th March 2009, 11:01 AM Go to last post

  22. Barry at the top

    Started by munruben, 28th March 2009 05:12 PM
    allan, barry, chest, digging, holes, job, puffed, starting, straight, telling, top, wow
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,183
    Allan at Wallan
    29th March 2009, 12:39 PM Go to last post

  23. Bad dream

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th March 2009 10:07 AM
    allan, bad, dream, dreaming, fighting, hawkins, jennifer, night, nightmare, wife, won
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,130
    munruben
    28th March 2009, 05:00 PM Go to last post

  24. something fishy here

    Started by mic-d, 27th March 2009 08:46 PM
    ?if, cheers, dodgy, eat, fishy, france, michael, poissoned, restaurant, seafood
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,149
    glenn k
    28th March 2009, 11:56 AM Go to last post

  25. How the share market really works

    Started by fenderbelly, 20th March 2009 06:10 PM
    cheers, fred, market, share, works
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,371
    munruben
    28th March 2009, 09:01 AM Go to last post

  26. Nuts

    Started by bullfright, 27th March 2009 02:14 PM
    aged, batch, bus, chew, chocolate, driver, driving, eat, gratefully, hand, handful, hands, lady, love, minutes, munches, nuts, offers, peanuts, pensioners, replied, shoulder, tapped, taps, teeth, tour, yuk
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,295
    ficfac
    28th March 2009, 12:40 AM Go to last post

  27. New error messages in Vista

    Started by rsser, 27th March 2009 07:47 PM
    417, backup, bad, call, cat, coffee.sys, congress.sys, continue, corrupted, cup, driver, error, fake, file, found, insert, key, keyboard, message, messages, missing, mouse, press, runtime, spank, sticker, user, vista, windows, y/n
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,624
    tea lady
    27th March 2009, 10:36 PM Go to last post

  28. Alan knows the answer

    Started by munruben, 26th March 2009 09:35 AM
    afghanistan, ahead, alan, answer, aske, boy, called, chest, class, difficult, easy, grade, imaging, knowingly, lad, map, mister, no-one, piece, proudly, question, quips, sandpaper, school, smiles, stops, street, teacher, time, wallan
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,306
    Allan at Wallan
    27th March 2009, 08:23 PM Go to last post

  29. The GFC

    Started by rsser, 27th March 2009 06:35 PM
    banker, banks, called, checks, credit, crunch, difference, emails, fall, funds, gfc, insufficient, investment, left, market, mine, money, nigeria, nothings, people, pigeon, refers, returned, scam, sheet, stamped, street, warn, washington, worries
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,470
    Allan at Wallan
    27th March 2009, 07:36 PM Go to last post

  30. Drive through ATMs

    Started by munruben, 26th March 2009 10:19 AM
    amount, atms, attempt, brake, cancel, car, card, cash, checkbook, customers, drive, enter, hand, handbag, insert, inside, locate, machine, male, parking, pin, procedure, procedures, re-enter, receipt, required, retrieve, reverse, window, withdraw
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 1,925
    bobsreturn2003
    27th March 2009, 02:12 PM Go to last post

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