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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
    100 Pages •
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,890
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Diagnosis

    Started by Rodgera, 5th May 2009 07:39 PM
    answered, chair, coach, diagnose, diagnosis, finished, giving, hand, health, instructor, league, lecture, lungs, mental, minute, patient, psychology, raised, rear, rugby, screaming, sits, speaking, specifically, test, top, uncontrollably, verbal, walks, weeping
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,444
    Grumpy John
    5th May 2009, 09:25 PM Go to last post

  2. Alan on his way to Munruben

    Started by munruben, 1st May 2009 01:24 PM
    alan, answering, car, careful, driving, freeway, heard, heck, hundreds, munruben, news, phone, rang, urgently, voice, warning, wifes, wrong
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,375
    Allan at Wallan
    3rd May 2009, 02:04 PM Go to last post

  3. Smoke Detector

    Started by Rodgera, 2nd May 2009 02:00 PM
    aid, alarm, attending, bible, child, children, church, common, community, cooking, daddys, detector, dinner, hand, house, immediately, lesson, means, meant, morning, preacher, raised, relate, sermon, smoke, son, sounded, sunday, teaching, visual
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,624
    Rodgera
    2nd May 2009, 02:00 PM Go to last post

  4. Six Again

    Started by dr4g0nfly, 2nd May 2009 09:12 AM
    adventure, bed, birthday, blockbuster, candy, chocolate, collapsed, dear, dress, exhausted, fabulous, favourite, finally, home, hot-dog, husband, leaned, m&ms, moral, movie, park, pop, popcorn, shake, size, soda, story, theme, wife, wobbled
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,198
    dr4g0nfly
    2nd May 2009, 09:12 AM Go to last post

  5. celibacy

    Started by wheelinround, 1st May 2009 05:21 PM
    addressed, arm, aspects, celibacy, choice, condition, declare, describe, favourite, flower, gently, human, imposed, instructor, leaned, life, listened, mary, marys, other`, puzzling, robert, roberts, sexuality, touched, whispered, wifes, wives, `can, `self-raising
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,273
    wheelinround
    1st May 2009, 05:21 PM Go to last post

  6. The beat

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 26th April 2009 08:16 PM
    alive, allan, beat, bells, bereaved, church, consoled, distressed, father, fine, fire, forward, friend, husband, lady, life, loss, love, lover, marvellous, past, racing, replied, someday, sound, sunday, truck, widow
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,478
    Gingermick
    1st May 2009, 03:00 PM Go to last post

  7. a mild case

    Started by damian, 30th April 2009 12:29 PM
    advises, case, cleptomania, doctor, mild
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,001
    damian
    30th April 2009, 12:29 PM Go to last post

  8. War and Peace

    Started by Rodgera, 30th April 2009 12:26 PM
    dissertation, finished, hand, hands, hate, history, innocent, kid, memorize, opposed, peace, poor, raised, reason, surprisingly, teacher, tony, war, wars, wholl
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,308
    Rodgera
    30th April 2009, 12:26 PM Go to last post

  9. mathematical logic

    Started by Calm, 28th April 2009 09:09 PM
    ########, 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5, 100%, 103%, 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5, 118%, 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20, 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11, 96%, 98%, a-t, andass, ass, attitude, certainty, close, conclude, d-e, d-w-o, e-d-g-e, h-a, hard, kissing, kissingthat, knowledge, logic, makes, mathematical, top, w-l
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,273
    pawnhead
    30th April 2009, 02:10 AM Go to last post

  10. This one is for the Lady woodworkers

    Started by Ruddy, 29th April 2009 12:21 AM
    beautiful, boutiques, chocolate, condition., corridor, couple, cup, dashed, day, decided, doctor, feeling, guilty, heading, hospital, husband, husbands, jubilant, lady, leaving, realized, remembered, shaping, shop, shoppe, shoppes, shopping, trip, woman, woodworkers
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,343
    Pheonix
    29th April 2009, 09:05 AM Go to last post

  11. Organised crime

    Started by Groggy, 24th April 2009 05:51 PM
    crime, organised
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,187
    damian
    28th April 2009, 12:37 PM Go to last post

  12. Moved: Cackle

    Started by ryanclan, 28th April 2009 09:56 AM
    cackle
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  13. The secret for a long life

    Started by Breslauer, 27th April 2009 03:25 AM
    103, 15-foot, age, children, counseled, cowboy, crematorium, died, grandchildren, grandson, great-great, gun, hole, left, life, live, long, missoula, montana, morning, oatmeal, pinch, powder, religiously, secret, sprinkle, tough
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,288
    bsrlee
    27th April 2009, 10:52 PM Go to last post

  14. Richmond Football Club

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th April 2009 05:04 PM
    allan, cigarette, club, football, goodie, lighters, lost, matches, oldie, players, richmond
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,778
    Allan at Wallan
    26th April 2009, 08:08 PM Go to last post

  15. how do you tell the age?

    Started by ElizaLeahy, 24th April 2009 05:39 PM
    age
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,071
    Allan at Wallan
    25th April 2009, 01:52 PM Go to last post

  16. Then she hit me

    Started by rrich, 24th April 2009 02:07 PM
    a.k.a, attractive, bit, busy, buttocks, clean, finally, hit, insistence, inspector, manager, nope, poll, polling, stand, stood, story, told, true, voting, workers
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,317
    cytan
    24th April 2009, 04:40 PM Go to last post

  17. Most of us can relate to most of this, i think

    Started by fenderbelly, 24th April 2009 12:54 PM
    bolt, cans, commonly, contents, convert, cut, cutting, drill, electric, hammer, hand, handy, heads, inside, jack, jobs, paint, phillips, plastic, power, relate, remove, round, screwdriver, screws, stationary, testing, tool, tools, wheel
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,483
    fenderbelly
    24th April 2009, 12:54 PM Go to last post

  18. Why God made Mums

    Started by fenderbelly, 23rd April 2009 10:14 PM
    boss, clean, dad, dads, fred, god, guess, hair, head, home, house, idiot, lot, makes, mothers, mum, mums, nice, perfect, rid, scaring, shes, sister, smarter, spare, stuff, talk, teachers, time, world
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,190
    fenderbelly
    23rd April 2009, 10:14 PM Go to last post

  19. The Carpenter's Testimony

    Started by Rodgera, 22nd April 2009 07:52 PM
    accident, carpenter, carpenters, defendant, discredit, distance, evidence, feet, giving, idiot, inches, lawyer, measured, one-half, replied, sooner, testimony, twenty-seven, witnessed
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,550
    Bluegum
    23rd April 2009, 06:32 PM Go to last post

  20. That's how the fight started

    Started by Grumpy John, 13th April 2009 01:57 PM
    3 Pages •
    1 2 3
    bedroom, clean, compliment, continued, damn, eyesights, fat, feel, fight, happy, horrible;, husband, idea, mirror, nude, pay, perfect, replies, slather, standing, started, thread, ugly, woman
    • Replies: 31
    • Views: 4,872
    Stevenp
    23rd April 2009, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  21. Water in the Glass

    Started by Rodgera, 21st April 2009 08:47 PM
    50%, banker, colorless, cylinder, divided, drinker, empty, equal, forest, fuller, gas, glass, half, ice, life, liquid, mother, net, odorless, opposition, parts;, philosopher, physicist, professions, psychiatrist, seasoned, volume, walks, water, worth
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 1,866
    Ozkaban
    22nd April 2009, 09:19 PM Go to last post

  22. Few Funnies for the Day

    Started by Shrek3, 21st April 2009 10:12 PM
    angel, balding, bright, bushes, crap, curiosity, day, emerged, female, fifteen, funnies, grinning, grins, guy, head, hold, life, male, minutes, pigeon, sending, soldier, statue, statues, time, walks, wide, widely, winking
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,302
    Shrek3
    21st April 2009, 10:12 PM Go to last post

  23. A Rather Remarkable Obituary

    Started by dr4g0nfly, 21st April 2009 08:16 AM
    abortion, administer, aspirin, businesses;, churches, commandments, common, condition, contraband;, criminals, declined, finally, financial, fired, inform, live, lost, lunch;, obituary, parents, received, remarkable, reprimanding, sense, student, student;, teacher, ten, unruly, worsened
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,551
    Calm
    21st April 2009, 08:24 AM Go to last post

  24. Easy money

    Started by Breslauer, 21st April 2009 06:12 AM
    $500, air-phone;, answer, easy, four?, friends, game, hands, hill, knowing, laptop, lawyer, legs, money, net, newfoundlander, newfoundlanders, nuts, pay, play, pocket, pockets, question, reaches, references, searches, sleep., talk, turn., wakes
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,261
    mickelmaster
    21st April 2009, 07:49 AM Go to last post

  25. Fathers last word :)

    Started by gawdelpus, 20th April 2009 11:12 PM
    argument, baptist, bible, boy, car, cut, dad, disappointed, father, fathers, grades, hair, jesus, john, moment, moses, notice, noticed, observed, paused, real, replied, samson, son, strong, studies, studying, thinking, walked, word
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,051
    gawdelpus
    20th April 2009, 11:12 PM Go to last post

  26. Wink Some Definitions

    Started by Shrek3, 17th April 2009 04:45 PM
    body, buy, caught, committee, conservative, courtship, cowardly, creating, creditor, criminal, critic, deal, debtor, definitions, fat, fight, game, growing, hour, means, minutes, money, necessity, people, period, process, run, spend, supply, wastes
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,392
    Shrek3
    17th April 2009, 04:45 PM Go to last post

  27. The Marriage Fairy

    Started by Dennis Millard, 16th April 2009 06:15 PM
    anniversary, appeared, beautiful, celebrating, class, couple, dinner, fairies, fairy, female, fortieth, lovely, loving, marriage, moral, ninety-three, once-in-a-lifetime, opportunity, pouf, q.e.ii, remember-, romantic, sixties, suddenly, table, thirty, tickets, trip, wife, world
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,241
    Lignin
    17th April 2009, 11:00 AM Go to last post

  28. Why are wedding dresses white?

    Started by mic-d, 16th April 2009 08:15 PM
    appliances, cheers, dresses, kitchen, match, messengerp, michael, shoot, wedding, white
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,004
    Grumpy John
    16th April 2009, 08:48 PM Go to last post

  29. Half a day

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th April 2009 05:02 PM
    afternoon, allan, day, half, hooray, morning, shed, spending, wife
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,007
    Allan at Wallan
    15th April 2009, 10:16 PM Go to last post

  30. Presents for real men

    Started by Grumpy John, 3rd April 2009 06:01 AM
    day/birthday, fathers, ideas, list, men, presents, real
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,682
    Ozkaban
    15th April 2009, 09:34 PM Go to last post

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