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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,885
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Funny for the day!

    Started by Calm, 3rd September 2009 11:53 AM
    “honey, “if, arms, bed, bedroom, bitch, book, carrying, cow, cow.”, day, funny, guy, headache.”, idiot, love, lying, presumptuous, reading, realize, replies, sheep, sheep.”, talking, that’s, walks, weren’t, wife, you’d
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 2,185
    chippy 71
    16th September 2009, 07:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Aussie cricket

    Started by Grumpy John, 10th September 2009 10:22 PM
    aussie, cricket, emailed
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,469
    Rum Pig
    16th September 2009, 04:19 PM Go to last post

  3. Important warning ! !

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 12th September 2009 08:36 AM
    allan, arms, bad, bogus, checking, clothes, door, feel, front, gee, hate, held, important, it.no, it;, minutes, naked.doh, occasions, people, prance, rare, scam, strip, stupid, ticks, warmer, warning, warnings, weather, yesterday
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 1,967
    Rum Pig
    16th September 2009, 04:16 PM Go to last post

  4. Looking, looking, looking.

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 11th September 2009 04:07 PM
    aid, allan, difficulties, easier, hearing, lady, local, manager, noticed, replied, sister-in-law, spectacles, supermarket, wrong
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,096
    chrisb691
    11th September 2009, 07:30 PM Go to last post

  5. Puritans

    Started by Rodgera, 11th September 2009 06:17 PM
    american, class, history, investors, lecturing, people, punished, puritans, responded, sort, stocks, teacher, voice
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 965
    Rodgera
    11th September 2009, 06:17 PM Go to last post

  6. Modern Nursey Rhymes - Warning, a bit rude

    Started by simon c, 30th March 2005 02:46 PM
    ass, bit, boys, dumpty, egg, f---, forgot, frankie, humpty, jill, kings, kissed, lamb, mary, modern, nursey, panky, pieman, pylon, ran, rhymes, rude, sat, silly, simon, simple, skirt, volts, warning
    • Replies: 12
    • Views: 3,483
    fenderbelly
    10th September 2009, 09:26 PM Go to last post

  7. Some interesting Observations

    Started by fenderbelly, 9th September 2009 01:15 PM
    animals, bell, bugs, cats, clean, coffins, day, days, dead, dirt, food, graveyard, hot, house, interesting, lead, nice, observations, peas, people, poor, porridge, pot, roof, slippery, thresh, tie, wake, water, wood
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,733
    fenderbelly
    9th September 2009, 11:37 PM Go to last post

  8. Grumpy Old Man

    Started by fenderbelly, 11th August 2009 05:11 PM
    agitated, arrived, car, card, chided, credit, drive, elderly, entire, finally, geezer, glasses, grumpy, hat, hurried, husband, inside, leaving, left, man, minute, relief, restaurant, resumed, retrieve, return, trip, unknowingly, woman, yelled
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,504
    Bluegum
    9th September 2009, 05:46 PM Go to last post

  9. My one day of employment

    Started by Woodwould, 8th September 2009 12:10 PM
    blind, bunnings, day, employment, entrance, greeter, hell, hours, instructed, job, landing, lasted, loud, maam, morning, nice, pleasantly, replied, retirees, shopping, slept, stopped, store, stupid, twins, ugly, unattractive, walked, woman, yelling
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,717
    Woodwould
    8th September 2009, 03:13 PM Go to last post

  10. Excersize for over 50's

    Started by gawdelpus, 7th September 2009 01:18 PM
    10-lb, 100-lb, 5-lb, 50-lb, arms, bag, bags, begin, bit, comfortable, confident, couple, eventually, excersize, extend, feel, hand, hold, level, lift, minute, move, people, position, potato, serious, standing, straight, surface, weeks
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,295
    gawdelpus
    7th September 2009, 01:18 PM Go to last post

  11. Sigh

    Started by masoth, 3rd September 2009 12:26 PM
    addressed, andwhispered, arm, aspects, celibacy, celibacy.this, choice, condition, declare, describe, environmental, favourite, flower, gently, human, imposedby, instructor, julies, leaned, life, listened, puzzling, self-raising, sexuality, sigh, tony, tonys, touched, wifes, wives
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,356
    wm460
    6th September 2009, 07:59 AM Go to last post

  12. Aussie mileage - Can't argue with the stats!

    Started by wm460, 5th September 2009 09:02 PM
    2008, 900, argue, aussie, australian, average, beer, bloody, drinks, found, gallon, gallons, means, mileage, miles, stats, study, walks
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,225
    wm460
    5th September 2009, 09:02 PM Go to last post

  13. New store

    Started by Woodwould, 4th September 2009 11:07 AM
    72.0pt, 90.0pt;, @font-face, accent, australian, beat, break, businessmen, chris, curious, font-family, inside, japanese, john, left, mouth, peek, replied, sarcastically, sell, selling, sitting, skipping, sooner, store, thick, velly, walked, window, words
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,244
    Batpig
    4th September 2009, 08:39 PM Go to last post

  14. Moved: Ikea government in NSW

    Started by Carry Pine, 4th September 2009 06:01 PM
    government, ikea, nsw
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  15. Pets.

    Started by RETIRED, 4th September 2009 07:55 AM
    attendance, bathroom, bottom, buy, canine/feline, cats, clothes, complain, dear, dishes, dog, dogs, door, exit, food, front, hair, kiss, kissing, live, message, non-pet, paw, pets, proper, required, sleep, smell, stay, time
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,614
    Ozkaban
    4th September 2009, 11:45 AM Go to last post

  16. Calm in training

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 3rd September 2009 09:03 PM
    allan, bacchus, ballarat, bloke, breath, bull, calm, close, collapsed, david, depart, doors, doorway, fit, floor, lurched, mallee, marsh, missed, noel, remarked, replied, running, seat, sitting, suddenly, train, training, watson, yeah
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,124
    Calm
    4th September 2009, 09:37 AM Go to last post

  17. If a tree falls in the forest ...

    Started by Sawdust Maker, 21st August 2009 04:55 PM
    called, falls, forest, hears, illegal, logging, magazine, national, operation, park, tradie, tree
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,551
    Wooden Mechanic
    4th September 2009, 12:55 AM Go to last post

  18. It's a bloke thing!

    Started by Grumpy John, 27th August 2009 06:38 PM
    amazing, bathroom, bloke, blurts, boat, branches, cabinet, coconut, cruise, drink, eyes, found, island, months, questioning, razor, row, sank, shave, ship, shore, shower, sit, slip, thing, tools, tree, upstairs, walk, woman
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,507
    rrich
    3rd September 2009, 04:38 PM Go to last post

  19. Moved: Shame he doesnt bulk bill?

    Started by Calm, 3rd September 2009 04:11 PM
    bill, bulk, shame
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  20. Allan & John

    Started by Calm, 31st August 2009 10:40 PM
    allan, blonde, bloody, court, cried, crying, cute, day, days, figured, filed, guilty, happened, jail, john, johnb, judge, loud, park, perjury, pleaded, proud, remember, replied, shop, sue, waitress, wallan, world, yeah
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,077
    munruben
    2nd September 2009, 07:02 PM Go to last post

  21. Noahs Ark

    Started by fenderbelly, 30th August 2009 11:28 PM
    ark, boss, calls, carp, catch, ceiling, check, day, decks, fill, fish, floor, god, interrupts, multi-storey, nice, noah, noahs, perplexed, probs, replies, skies, slowly, specific, surely, tether, time, top, wall, yep
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,235
    masoth
    1st September 2009, 01:28 AM Go to last post

  22. You'll like this one allan

    Started by Calm, 26th August 2009 08:37 PM
    ####ing, allan, approached, awww, blocks, boy, called, chuckle, church, coupla, grocery, heaven, kindly, mother, office, pastor, post, replied, son, store, straight, street, sunday, thanked, town, waited, waiting, wallan, you&er
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,376
    fenderbelly
    31st August 2009, 09:23 PM Go to last post

  23. Oil on Fish

    Started by Rodgera, 27th August 2009 06:06 PM
    11-year, dead, effects, fish, harmful, mom, night, oil, sardines, school, students, tin, write, wrote
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,250
    Allan at Wallan
    28th August 2009, 11:06 AM Go to last post

  24. Yarra River

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 27th August 2009 08:40 PM
    allan, american, australia, bigger, calm, car, david, driving, home, leaking, melbourne, radiator, ranting, remarked, replied, river, sights, stream, texan, time, visitor, yarra
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,219
    Allan at Wallan
    27th August 2009, 08:40 PM Go to last post

  25. Miles Per Gallon what do you get

    Started by Calm, 23rd August 2009 10:40 AM
    2007, 900, australian, average, banked, beer, bit, bloke, bloody, computer, drinks, emails, enjoy, found, gallon, gallons, ge3t, means, miles, study, walks
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,335
    Allan at Wallan
    23rd August 2009, 07:09 PM Go to last post

  26. this is a true story with an excellent outcome …..

    Started by WoodJunky, 18th August 2009 10:48 PM
    $0.00, abc, account, …, bank, bill, called, care, caused, cheque, company, computer, court, day, debt, decided, excellent, gas, line, march, matter, month, mudgee, outcome, owed, pay, received, stating, story, true
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,541
    Grumpy John
    19th August 2009, 05:16 PM Go to last post

  27. If my nose was running money

    Started by Grumpy John, 17th August 2009 07:11 PM
    classic, country, money, nose, rolleyes, running, song
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,240
    rotten_66
    18th August 2009, 03:33 PM Go to last post

  28. Crocodile shoes

    Started by fenderbelly, 18th August 2009 03:25 PM
    aim, blonde, creature, croc, crocodile, damn, deepin, driving, hand, hauls, home, huge, kills, lightning, metre, murky, pair, river, shoes, shopkeeper, slimy, speed, spots, standing, swimmingrapidly, takes, vacation, waist, water, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,142
    fenderbelly
    18th August 2009, 03:25 PM Go to last post

  29. Pearly Gates

    Started by wheelinround, 18th August 2009 09:23 AM
    #$%$@, ago, approached, bike, bikie, couple, gates, ground, happen, heavily, impressed, kick, kicked, largest, listen, lot, merit, minutes, nose, outback, pearly, peter, ring, ringer, ripped, smacked, tattooed, threw, yas, yelled
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,481
    wheelinround
    18th August 2009, 09:23 AM Go to last post

  30. Pope

    Started by wheelinround, 10th August 2009 02:58 PM
    “who, access, actions”, alive, bitter, blessing, brave, buddies, crocodile, darwin, eyes, grasp, guy?”, hatred, heard, heck, i’ve, labor, leave, liberal, liberals, one?”, pope, proclaimed, proudly, summoned, supporter, wearing, wisdom.”
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,654
    rrich
    16th August 2009, 10:53 AM Go to last post

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