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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,886
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Free meat

    Started by munruben, 3rd January 2010 11:54 AM
    ago, arms, arrived, baby, boy, bread, butcher, confronted, counting, day, embarrassing, entered, expression, finally, free, groceries, home, meat, milk, mother, news, nodded, parcel, shell, shop, smile, son, told, watch, woman
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,469
    ozhunter
    3rd January 2010, 05:18 PM Go to last post

  2. Another parrot joke

    Started by munruben, 3rd January 2010 12:03 PM
    angry, bird, called, day, front, furious, hey, home, incredibly, joke, kill, lady, manager, parrot, past, paused, perch, pet, promised, replied, store, stormed, street, sue, ugly, walked, walking
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,446
    munruben
    3rd January 2010, 12:03 PM Go to last post

  3. Alan bought a new monitor for his computer

    Started by munruben, 2nd January 2010 06:03 PM
    alan, barry, bought, cent, computer, cost, deal, dramatically, extra, haggled, installed, monitor, moon, plugged, price, reduce, shopkeeper, switched, telling, too.and, windows
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 1,673
    munruben
    3rd January 2010, 11:35 AM Go to last post

  4. Ship's Mess

    Started by Rodgera, 26th December 2009 07:34 AM
    appetizing, cake, chaplain, cheerful, chocolate, cook, cooks, cut, eat, food, gonna, half, kid, leaned, line, looked, mess, officer, piece, rest, sailor, served, service, ship, smiled, specialist, talk, told, tray, yeah
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,570
    munruben
    2nd January 2010, 06:16 PM Go to last post

  5. What a coincidence

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 18th December 2009 08:37 PM
    advised, allan, avoid, bloke, coincidence, coming, commit, company, condition, developed, doctor, downstairs, fatal, heart, kill, love, met, missing, night, prove, replied, separately, severe, sleeping, stairs, suicide, temptation, tossed, upstairs, wife
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,429
    munruben
    2nd January 2010, 06:11 PM Go to last post

  6. The prospector

    Started by fenderbelly, 29th December 2009 10:47 AM
    barrels, bullet, carried, clicks, cocked, crowd, dance, double-barreled, fired, fit, gun, gunslinger, hammers, holstered, laughing, looked, loud, mans, mule, pack, prospector, pulled, quietly, saloon, shotgun, slowly, son, started, tied, town
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,370
    Ozkaban
    1st January 2010, 11:58 AM Go to last post

  7. And the crowd went wild!!

    Started by Dengue, 1st January 2010 09:11 AM
    afl, backhanded, bast#rd, believers, crow, crowd, day, deep, display, doubt, final, football, forever, front, grand, hand, hearts, huge, joy, kevin, match, momentary, pope, rejoice, replied, rudd, speak, stage, wave, wild
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,337
    Ozkaban
    1st January 2010, 11:47 AM Go to last post

  8. Trendy Restaurant

    Started by Rodgera, 29th December 2009 06:31 PM
    allan, eating, john, meal, menu, munruben, price, restaurant, restaurants, told, trendier, trendy, whispered
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,126
    Allan at Wallan
    30th December 2009, 09:16 AM Go to last post

  9. Red face Bed Sheets

    Started by John Saxton, 28th December 2009 12:08 PM
    amazement, arms, barely, beat, bed, cursing, drunk, extremely, feet, ghost, guard, heck, hospital, incident, landed, laughter, pile, replied, security, sheets, soiled, staring, started, swinging, tangled, unknown, unsteady, violently, walked, yelling
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,607
    watson
    28th December 2009, 04:49 PM Go to last post

  10. Smoko

    Started by popawisky, 21st December 2009 05:27 PM
    coffee, smoko, www.cartoline.net
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,174
    John Saxton
    28th December 2009, 12:28 PM Go to last post

  11. A little Dhristmas Story

    Started by Dennis Millard, 25th December 2009 09:07 AM
    ancient, banging, bell, chimed, christmas, committing, copped, desk, dhristmas, door, fairy, fighting, head, huge, lights, merry, nose, piping, punch, rudolph, santa, santacide, stood, stop, story, study, thinking, tradition, tree, yelled
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,107
    Sawdust Maker
    27th December 2009, 10:10 PM Go to last post

  12. New baby...

    Started by robbo266317, 22nd December 2009 08:11 AM
    $49.99, amazement, amazing, arm, baby, babys, crib, delight, disbelief, doubt, emotions, enchantment, husband, looked, mixed, night, penny, silently, skepticism, slipped, standing, stood, watching, whispered, wife
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,364
    rrich
    25th December 2009, 01:12 PM Go to last post

  13. Christmas present

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 24th December 2009 07:18 PM
    allan, christmas, comb, it.doh, present, son, teeth, told
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,221
    rrich
    25th December 2009, 08:36 AM Go to last post

  14. Talking You've been expecting it

    Started by Grumpy John, 18th December 2009 10:11 PM
    claus, difference, expecting, hos, santa, stops, tiger, woods
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 959
    Grumpy John
    18th December 2009, 10:11 PM Go to last post

  15. After Church

    Started by Rodgera, 18th December 2009 11:59 AM
    7-year-old, added, admit, awful, choir, church, commented, daughter, dollar, father, morning, mother, pretty, sermon, sunday
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,171
    Rodgera
    18th December 2009, 11:59 AM Go to last post

  16. Save the Trees

    Started by joe greiner, 17th December 2009 10:30 PM
    cheers, found, joe, save, trees
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,149
    Ozkaban
    18th December 2009, 09:30 AM Go to last post

  17. Christmas crackers

    Started by Woodwould, 17th December 2009 01:26 PM
    christmas, crackers, crisp, deep, king, pizzas, wenceslas
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,104
    artme
    18th December 2009, 01:02 AM Go to last post

  18. Easy turkey recipe for Christmas

    Started by Woodwould, 17th December 2009 11:17 AM
    4r5e, baking, bird, blows, butter, cavity, christmas, cook, cup, door, easy, eat, fill, listen, melted, mixed, neck, oven, pan, pepper, popcorn, popping, ready, recipe, salt, sounds, stuffing, table, turkey, turkeys
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,612
    artme
    18th December 2009, 01:02 AM Go to last post

  19. Thousands gather to protest global warming

    Started by Woodwould, 16th December 2009 11:26 AM
    gather, global, protest, thousands, warming
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,358
    wheelinround
    17th December 2009, 12:49 PM Go to last post

  20. Broken down car in Munruben

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 16th December 2009 09:13 PM
    allan, arrived, broken, car, cars, driver, hailed, john, johns, living, munruben, pastrycook, podiatrist, surgeon, tow, town, veterinary
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,135
    AUSSIE
    17th December 2009, 08:28 AM Go to last post

  21. Moved: Shipwreck

    Started by wheelinround, 15th December 2009 05:25 PM
    shipwreck
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  22. Adam & God

    Started by wheelinround, 14th December 2009 09:12 AM
    adam, angrily, breath, cave, cross, explained, geez, gladly, god, headache, hill, him.then, lord, love, minutes, patience, reproduce, river, thin, told, valley, wearing, woman
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,448
    munruben
    15th December 2009, 09:39 AM Go to last post

  23. What a girl wanbts for Christmas

    Started by munruben, 10th December 2009 11:20 PM
    adults, aged, answered, bring, christmas, claus, emily, girl, hair, lady, lap, loving, mall, mother, nicely, quickly, replied, requests, santa, sat, shopping, smiled, son-in-law, surprised, sweetly, thoughtful, walked, wanbts
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,256
    artme
    15th December 2009, 07:04 AM Go to last post

  24. The Confessional

    Started by fenderbelly, 11th December 2009 03:06 PM
    $50, affair, box, confessional, hail, irishman, leave, left, married, marys, moment, money, paused, penance, poor, prayers, priest, putting, quickly, ran, replied, rubbed, rubbing, started, stopped, undressed, walked, watching, woman, yeah
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,325
    artme
    15th December 2009, 07:03 AM Go to last post

  25. Collingwood Joke

    Started by Lignum, 11th December 2009 12:51 AM
    arms, begin, breaks, chance, collingwood, crying, dane, dejected, disheartened, eddie, eventually, fans, feet, fifteen, joke, nick, ninety, pandemonium, perplexed, scream, sigh, stadium, stamp, starts, stupid, swan, wave, world, yell
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 3,552
    artme
    15th December 2009, 07:01 AM Go to last post

  26. Language problems

    Started by robbo266317, 13th December 2009 08:22 AM
    business, champagne, danced, dancers, day, delighted, dinner, drank, drew, evening, furniture, italian, language, luigi, manufacturing, mark, miami, nightclubs, nodded, park, pencil, picture, problems, question, restaurant, ride, sketched, spoke, table, understand
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,286
    artme
    15th December 2009, 06:57 AM Go to last post

  27. Cool Best Xmas decorations ever

    Started by gawdelpus, 11th December 2009 11:51 AM
    accidents, attempted, christmas, climbed, consequences, couldn’t, decorations, didn’t, drove, fake, grabbed, happy, house, john, killed, ladder, lady, literally, news, people, pound, putting, realize, tire, top, tracks, wrecked, xmas, yard, yard.”
    • Replies: 11
    • Views: 2,461
    artme
    15th December 2009, 06:52 AM Go to last post

  28. The Top Ten Historical Hoaxers

    Started by Woodwould, 14th December 2009 02:20 PM
    biography, caraboo, celebrated, click, cock, cole, crofts, dawson, devoted, dictionary, elizabeth, george, historical, hoax, hoaxers, home, king, london, mary, obsessed, ojibway, oxford, piltdown, princess, queen, successful, time, toft, vere, willcocks
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,609
    artme
    15th December 2009, 06:46 AM Go to last post

  29. Trackside joke

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 14th December 2009 10:18 PM
    allan, alongside, arm, bet, board, carriage, coerced, collar, conductor, day, dragged, drew, driver, grabbed, john, joke, jump, lucky, mate, missed, munruben, reached, running, slowing, suddenly, trackside, train, travel, visiting, wallan
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,104
    munruben
    14th December 2009, 10:42 PM Go to last post

  30. Shellawax

    Started by munruben, 12th December 2009 10:45 PM
    beautiful, drank, finish, guy, killed, litre, read, shellawax
    • Replies: 11
    • Views: 1,613
    munruben
    14th December 2009, 10:40 PM Go to last post

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