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Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
    100 Pages •
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
    90 Pages •
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,890
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. The witch doctor

    Started by BEKKY, 21st March 2010 05:28 PM
    african, boil, boiled, call, cure, cured, days, doc, doctor, friend, kill, killed, lotion, mine, pal, pot, rash, replied, rub, rubbed, solution, stuff, terrible, tribesman, witch
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 2,082
    fenderbelly
    22nd March 2010, 06:38 PM Go to last post

  2. Alans diet

    Started by munruben, 13th March 2010 11:35 AM
    2 Pages •
    1 2
    alan, alans, carrot, celery, confused, diet, doctor, doctors, doctor’s, ear, eating, grape, nose, office, properly, replies, stick, walks, wallan, wrong
    • Replies: 21
    • Views: 2,884
    K_S
    19th March 2010, 08:17 PM Go to last post

  3. Ode to Bill Gates

    Started by Rodgera, 17th March 2010 02:56 PM
    $50, automotive, bill, boasts, car, ceo, computer, crashes, day, drive, economy, gallon, gas, gates, hanging, miles, motors, ode, pace, past, pounds, price, sticker, technology, thousand, times, top, weighs
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,768
    Ozkaban
    18th March 2010, 09:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Ode to Microsoft

    Started by Rodgera, 17th March 2010 02:59 PM
    anger, corporation, cry, define, desire, emotional, error, howl, level, messages, microsoft, ode, pain, people, professed, react, read, scream, stuff, world, write, writer, writes, youth
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 2,101
    Ozkaban
    17th March 2010, 03:02 PM Go to last post

  5. The Husband Store

    Started by bookend, 13th March 2010 11:04 PM
    choose, continues, drop-dead, exclaims, exists, floor, floors, fourth, gorgeous, housework, husband, jobs, kids, love, reads, romantic, sex, shopper, sign, sixth, solely, stand, stay, store, strong, tempted, visitor, wives, woman
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,959
    Gingermick
    16th March 2010, 09:14 AM Go to last post

  6. Feeling a bit crook

    Started by munruben, 15th March 2010 05:46 PM
    bit, bout, crackling, crook, feeling, flu, hotline, morning, rang, swine
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,425
    wheelinround
    15th March 2010, 06:12 PM Go to last post

  7. Glaucoma

    Started by wheelinround, 15th March 2010 07:53 AM
    anal, ass, boss, calls, coming, feeling, glaucoma, hell, home, illness, matter, morning, staying, tells, voice, watch, weak, woman
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,537
    artme
    15th March 2010, 06:09 PM Go to last post

  8. Tools

    Started by blonk, 15th March 2010 11:46 AM
    bitch, bolt, cans, commonly, contents, convert, cut, cutter, cutting, expensive, hammer, handy, heads, inside, jack, jobs, oil, phillips, plastic, pliers, power, remove, round, screwdriver, screws, short, son, testing, tool, tools
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,334
    blonk
    15th March 2010, 11:46 AM Go to last post

  9. Post Parrot Dilemma

    Started by John Saxton, 14th March 2010 02:10 PM
    answered, beads, brought, cage, catholic, day, dilemma, exclaimed, female, frank, fun, holding, hookers, house, impressed, inside, looked, male, parrot, parrots, prayers, praying, priest, priests, rosary, shocked, silence, solution, ushered, walked
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,470
    John Saxton
    14th March 2010, 02:10 PM Go to last post

  10. American Harmony

    Started by joe greiner, 14th March 2010 02:06 AM
    american, barber-shop, brain, championship, cheers, contests, documentary, dvd, entrants, exuberance, half, harmony, hour, international, joe, limited, lunatic, movie, quartets, singing, smile, transplant.d
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,225
    joe greiner
    14th March 2010, 02:06 AM Go to last post

  11. Noah's Ark

    Started by wheelinround, 12th March 2010 07:59 AM
    advantage, alwaysa, amateurs;, ark, boardwith, boat, build, built, cheetahs, eleven, float, future, god, ground, matter, noah, noahs, pairs, professionals, rainbow, remember, safetys, sake, speed, storm, stressed, ten, titanic, travel, waiting
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,475
    Carry Pine
    13th March 2010, 10:55 AM Go to last post

  12. 4 Horse

    Started by gawdelpus, 12th March 2010 11:19 PM
    american, answered, asked, beautiful, called, horse, indian, man, means, nag, replied, unusual, wife, wifes
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,146
    gawdelpus
    12th March 2010, 11:19 PM Go to last post

  13. from the nz herald

    Started by damian, 9th March 2010 12:24 PM
    answer, business, busy, cats, dogs, entertainment, enviable, environment, finance, hailing, happen, health, herald, http://www.nzherald.co.nz, news, papers, person, politics, question, raining, reading, science, sport, taxis, technology, travel, visit, weather, worse, zealands
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,675
    munruben
    12th March 2010, 09:28 PM Go to last post

  14. Good - Better - Best

    Started by DJ’s Timber, 6th March 2010 07:21 PM
    $160, ball, book, car, closed, flipping, good, handcuffs, hard, hed, laughing, mailed, patrol, photo, picture, police, policeman, pulled, radar, realized, road, sell, sign, smiled, speeding, start, ticket, walked, window, woman
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,324
    popawisky
    12th March 2010, 07:51 PM Go to last post

  15. Golf and getting old

    Started by wheelinround, 9th March 2010 07:48 AM
    ago, allan, almighty, arrives, ball, bella, brother, brother-in-law, brothers, day, downcast, eyesight, fairway, golf, heads, home, hundred, makes, perfect, played, remember, replies, retirement, sighs, squints, swing, takes, tees, tells, wife
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,281
    Sawdust Maker
    11th March 2010, 10:22 PM Go to last post

  16. Grandma's letter

    Started by Rodgera, 11th March 2010 04:07 PM
    bumper, burst, car, changed, day, drove, experience, grandma, grandson, guy, hawaii, hawaiian, honked, honking, intersection, jesus, leaned, letter, light, lord, love, luck, noticed, people, praise, sign, started, sticker, waving, window
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,227
    mjmjm
    11th March 2010, 06:39 PM Go to last post

  17. Two plastic bags

    Started by rod1949, 4th March 2010 05:03 PM
    $20, bag, bags, buddy, clippers, cop, days, fair, fence, flower, flowers, game, garden, guy, hedge, hole, kills, knot, lady, laughing, lot, luck, o.k, pays, plastic, quiet, stand, sticks, tick, time
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,636
    Rodgera
    10th March 2010, 06:26 AM Go to last post

  18. Check your reaction time

    Started by Grumpy John, 9th March 2010 11:52 AM
    check, coffees, couple, log, luck, reaction, site, strong, time
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,094
    Grumpy John
    9th March 2010, 02:16 PM Go to last post

  19. Newfie Joke

    Started by bullfright, 8th March 2010 12:28 PM
    baby, bar, bartender, beer, bets, birth, black, bless, boy, call, concerned, everybodys, father, happened, horse, joke, leans, lips, newfie, newfoundland, newfoundlander, pounds, proudly, shirt, sleeve, typical, weeks, weigh, weighed, wipes
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,576
    Grumpy John
    8th March 2010, 03:06 PM Go to last post

  20. A short story

    Started by watson, 7th March 2010 10:50 AM
    beer, blokes, bugger, joined, lions, mate, night, pub, replies, rotary, sex, short, story, times
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,084
    joe greiner
    7th March 2010, 11:28 PM Go to last post

  21. For all the photographers on here

    Started by fenderbelly, 1st March 2010 05:30 PM
    answer, closer, colour, contrast, countrys, debris, destructive, familiar, fighting, fury, honest, kevin, life, life;, move, nature, photographers, powerful, question, raging, realize, rudd, select, shoot, situation, suddenly, test, torrent, unleashing, water
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 1,765
    Rodgera
    6th March 2010, 03:39 PM Go to last post

  22. Dinner time.

    Started by bullfright, 6th March 2010 02:10 PM
    131430, dinner, time
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 874
    bullfright
    6th March 2010, 02:10 PM Go to last post

  23. Holy in One

    Started by bullfright, 20th February 2010 04:00 PM
    admitted, baleful, ball, blaspheme, chair, day, fairway, fathom, fixed, god, golf, grabs, green, happened, hawk, holy, inches, life, mother, paws, play, rolled, runs, sister, squirrel, stare, started, superior, tee, woods
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,761
    Scorp
    5th March 2010, 05:23 PM Go to last post

  24. Rough Country Road

    Started by Rodgera, 27th February 2010 03:30 PM
    bouncy, country, driving, embarrassed, excuse, father, four-wheel-drive, gettin, grandfather, grandpa, grandpas, handling, hard, inexperience, lame, offered, potholes, ride, road, rough, shadows, sun, trees, vehicle, worry
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,605
    27saxophone
    3rd March 2010, 10:56 PM Go to last post

  25. Shouldn't be a joke, but it's still funny

    Started by Ozkaban, 3rd March 2010 11:18 AM
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    1 2
    award, bit, burn, calls, candidate, car, cheers, darwin, dave, ditch, electrocuted, funny, guy, herald, joke, knocked, line, manages, marks, morning, mornings, power, process, relatives, relieves, salient, surely, sydney, unspecified, worst
    • Replies: 16
    • Views: 2,185
    Gingermick
    3rd March 2010, 10:47 PM Go to last post

  26. Ray's last words on the subject

    Started by munruben, 2nd March 2010 12:11 PM
    bottle, buy, carpet, doghouse, dollars, dress, fuss, ink, knocking, mention, ray, rays, settee, subject, sue, sues, talking, understand, words
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,256
    wheelinround
    2nd March 2010, 01:24 PM Go to last post

  27. For all the Queenslanders ...

    Started by Charleville, 1st March 2010 01:43 PM
    100, 130, 30years, ago, ancestors, archaeologist, brisbane, concluded, copper, courier, deep, depth, digging, dug, earlier, feet, found, johnhas, mail, network, pasture, queensland, queenslanders, reported, self-taught, sydney, traces, victorians, week, wire
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,732
    munruben
    2nd March 2010, 11:41 AM Go to last post

  28. Thumbs up BBQ rules

    Started by Sawdust Maker, 1st March 2010 08:58 AM
    annoyed, bbq, beer, bread, bring, clears, concludes, cooking, cutlery, enjoyed, flips, grill, hands, inside, makes, meat, night, organize, plates, prepares, reaction, routine, rules, salad, sauces, table, takes, utensils, woman, women
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,861
    Ozkaban
    1st March 2010, 12:49 PM Go to last post

  29. Cellar dweller

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th February 2010 12:06 PM
    age, allan, bride, cellar, dweller, keith, k_s, locked, marriage, married, told, wine
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,173
    munruben
    1st March 2010, 10:35 AM Go to last post

  30. Housework

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th February 2010 11:27 AM
    allan, amused, busy, concerned, crusoe.d, finished, friday, holiday, housework, person, prepared, robinson, saturday, time, told, wife
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,100
    munruben
    1st March 2010, 10:34 AM Go to last post

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