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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 14,148
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. The brown paper cowboy

    Started by groverwa, 17th July 2010 01:35 AM
    brown, cowboy, everyonesattention, jacket, jake, pants, paper, paperboots, replies, rustlin, saloon, sheriff, sheriff.dd, shirt, shoddy, shouts, waistcoat, walks, wears
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,571
    popawisky
    18th July 2010, 01:28 PM Go to last post

  2. Didn't take long

    Started by GRS, 15th July 2010 10:46 PM
    butchers, horse, long, looked, meat, processed, selling, started, west
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,183
    GRS
    15th July 2010, 10:46 PM Go to last post

  3. Like his mother used to do

    Started by groverwa, 15th July 2010 09:17 PM
    answer, biscuits, cake, casserole, clue, coffee, doo, girls, hard, mend, mother, perk, poem, pondered, sh#t, smacked, socks, stew
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,660
    groverwa
    15th July 2010, 09:17 PM Go to last post

  4. The kind Scotsman

    Started by Grumpy John, 14th July 2010 08:20 AM
    afternoon, answered, bring, car, children, disturbed, driver, easy, eating, entered, feed, fellows, foot, glad, grass, investigate, kind, limousine, love, poor, replied, riding, roadside, scotsman, sir, stop, taking, task, voice, wife
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,903
    Rodgera
    15th July 2010, 12:20 PM Go to last post

  5. Why, why, why

    Started by Grumpy John, 15th July 2010 10:13 AM
    airplanes, airport, artificial, broker, buy, call, called, cordial, day, dishwashing, flavouring, hour, invests, leave, lemons, liquid, money, mouse-flavored, packages, people, plane, real, rush, safe, slowest, stuff, swat, terminal, time, traffic
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,847
    rsser
    15th July 2010, 11:09 AM Go to last post

  6. Teachers & Cops:

    Started by bullfright, 15th July 2010 06:42 AM
    actual, bullet, car, chasing, child, comments, cops, determine, drunk, fair, lights, means, mickey, personal, police, question, report, run, shift, sir, son, speed, student, supervisor, teachers, thatll, ticket, tickets, warning, write
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,855
    bullfright
    15th July 2010, 06:42 AM Go to last post

  7. medical term

    Started by groverwa, 15th July 2010 05:12 AM
    complete, doc, doctor, english, examination, house, lazy, medical, plain, replied, term, terminology, told, wife, wrong
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,429
    groverwa
    15th July 2010, 05:12 AM Go to last post

  8. New Amusement Park

    Started by joe greiner, 14th July 2010 10:04 PM
    action, affirmative, allay, amusement, arranger, artifacts, budget, commissioners, companys, concerns, construction, cpa, dis-sociated, discrimination, display, includes, incorporated, international, justin, loan, memorial, officer, paradises, park, press, projects, rachel, silver, stated, thyme
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,803
    joe greiner
    14th July 2010, 10:04 PM Go to last post

  9. The Mayonnaise Jar and 2 Cups of Coffee...

    Started by wheelinround, 7th July 2010 09:02 PM
    agreed, balls, box, car, children, class, coffee, continued, couple, cups, empty, energy, friend, golf, house, jar, job, life, matter, mayonnaise, pebbles, picked, play, poured, professor, sand, spend, students, stuff, time
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 2,059
    rotten_66
    14th July 2010, 04:47 PM Go to last post

  10. Getting even

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th July 2010 08:22 PM
    age, allan, childhood, funny, me.doh, mirror, mirror.d, time
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 976
    Allan at Wallan
    13th July 2010, 08:22 PM Go to last post

  11. Blonde on a horse

    Started by Grumpy John, 12th July 2010 11:21 PM
    attempts, blonde, boy, dilemma, entangled, finally, foot, fortune, frail, frank, giving, grip, ground, head, horse, horses, leap, moments, oblivious, pounding, rider, safety, seemingly, slipping, throw, time, trolley, unconsciousness, unplugs, woolworths
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 2,196
    artme
    13th July 2010, 05:55 AM Go to last post

  12. word "service"

    Started by groverwa, 12th July 2010 10:57 PM
    australian, bam, bull, cabletvservice, city, confused, cows, customer, farmers, focus, heardthe, hired, meant, office, overheard, people, postal, public, service, talking, tax, telephone, themsaid, transport, understand, word
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,280
    artme
    13th July 2010, 05:53 AM Go to last post

  13. Wisdom That Comes With Age

    Started by Rodgera, 11th July 2010 08:22 AM
    afternoon, age, beating, cans, cents, continued, day, days, dent, drum, drummed, exclaimed, income, kids, leader, lousy, pay, peace, putting, recession, sad, school, smile, street, time, told, trash, waste, wisdom, wise
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,670
    Rodgera
    11th July 2010, 08:22 AM Go to last post

  14. Know you by your sleeping postures!!

    Started by Shrek3, 9th July 2010 06:22 PM
    arms, attention, bcoz, center, change, foetus, freefall, friends, front, fuss, listen, lying, offer, people, pillow, pinned, position, postures, quiet, ready, reserved, roll, set, sleep, sleepers, sleeping, soldier, standards, starfish, underneath
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,983
    Rodgera
    11th July 2010, 08:20 AM Go to last post

  15. How to Identify Where a Driver is From

    Started by wheelinround, 3rd July 2010 04:46 PM
    accelerator, alternating, australia, bag, beer, blue, brake, cell, cradling, driver, driving, feet, finger, foot, hand, hands, identify, melbourne, mounted, outer, phone, queensland, rear, rifle, shotgun, suburbs, sydney, throwing, wheel, window
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 2,109
    Christos
    9th July 2010, 10:41 PM Go to last post

  16. Kittens

    Started by Charleville, 9th July 2010 07:37 PM
    afternoon, bloke, guess, kittens, passes, replies, responds, road, sack, sitting, son, street, walking, watcha
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,496
    Charleville
    9th July 2010, 07:37 PM Go to last post

  17. Proud to be Scottish

    Started by Grumpy John, 9th July 2010 12:27 PM
    141298, nae, nuff, proud, scottish, shirt
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,567
    Manuka Jock
    9th July 2010, 03:56 PM Go to last post

  18. Famous Political Deaths

    Started by artme, 9th July 2010 05:55 AM
    arc, burnt, caesar, deaths, famous, gillartined, joan, kennedy, lincoln, poisoned, political, rudd, shot, socrates, stabbed, stake
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,598
    artme
    9th July 2010, 05:55 AM Go to last post

  19. Julia is the answer

    Started by groverwa, 8th July 2010 03:47 PM
    answer, julia
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,498
    Rattrap
    8th July 2010, 06:41 PM Go to last post

  20. ZEN Teachings

    Started by groverwa, 7th July 2010 09:43 PM
    ####, bad, born, closed, criticize, day, days, dog, experience, fish, hungry, judgement, kinky, mile, mouth, naked, remember, shoes, slapped, speaking, teachings, time, tree, truth, walk, wet, worry;, worse, worth, zen
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,517
    groverwa
    7th July 2010, 09:43 PM Go to last post

  21. 85-year-old grandfather . . .

    Started by WoodJunky, 7th July 2010 09:06 PM
    85-year-old, 85yearold, alarmed, basis, bed, charge, chocolate, cup, daily, grandfather, grandson, hot, light, makes, night, oclock, people, puzzled, question, replies, rolling, rushes, sister, sleep, stops, surely, tablet, told, viagra, wonderfully
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,635
    WoodJunky
    7th July 2010, 09:06 PM Go to last post

  22. my wedding dress

    Started by groverwa, 7th July 2010 11:54 AM
    bury, catch, dead, die, diseaseoo-, dress, romantic, talking, told, wasting, wedding, wife
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,429
    chrisb691
    7th July 2010, 01:26 PM Go to last post

  23. Baby Picture

    Started by Rodgera, 7th July 2010 12:48 PM
    12-year-old, baby, bride, brides, classroom, created, daughter, days, display, education, house, mom, mural, noticed, picture, pinned, project, school, students, thinking, title, week
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,480
    Rodgera
    7th July 2010, 12:48 PM Go to last post

  24. Funeral Joke

    Started by joe greiner, 1st July 2010 09:18 PM
    awe, beautiful, burst, cardiologist, casket, closed, covered, died, doctor, doctors, elaborate, eulogy, eyes, famous, forever, funeral, heart, hospital, huge, joke, laughter, life, mourners, proctologist, rolled, sat, sealing, stared, stood, thinking
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 2,110
    Rum Pig
    6th July 2010, 01:28 PM Go to last post

  25. Little Johny sells tooth brushes

    Started by Claw Hama, 6th July 2010 10:26 AM
    ####, ######, approach, brushes, busiest, corner, cried, dog, found, free, jenny, johnny, johny, magazines, money, mouth, pay, possibly, sell, selling, sells, sold, taste, teacher, tooth, toothbrushes, walked, world
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,622
    Claw Hama
    6th July 2010, 10:26 AM Go to last post

  26. Lil' Johnny Gets Culture

    Started by groverwa, 3rd July 2010 06:00 AM
    approached, balls, bard, bowlegged, cried, culture, detention, embarrassed, forced, hark, hopped, john, johnny, laughed, learned, lil, mall, manner, manners, mommy, month, mother, night, parentheses, read, screamed, shakespeare, time, walking, wears
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,492
    bookend
    5th July 2010, 01:10 AM Go to last post

  27. Internet Warning

    Started by Grumpy John, 25th June 2010 09:01 AM
    e-mail, gillard, internet, julia, nude, photo, titled, warning
    • Replies: 11
    • Views: 1,816
    Dennis Millard
    5th July 2010, 01:04 AM Go to last post

  28. Irish labrador

    Started by mic-d, 2nd July 2010 09:30 PM
    blind, buying, cheers, fook, irish, labrador, mad, michael, mick, owners, paddy, tells, thinking
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,551
    fenderbelly
    4th July 2010, 10:54 AM Go to last post

  29. Oh no! Another tax joke

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 25th June 2010 02:47 PM
    $30.00, allan, cashier, curtain, day, joke, material, metres, purchased, replied, rod, shop, tacks, tax, wheelins, wife, worry
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,669
    Franklin
    3rd July 2010, 11:32 PM Go to last post

  30. Unsubscribe Directions

    Started by Rodgera, 3rd July 2010 05:55 PM
    adjustable, calibrated, cancellation, chamber, control, corkscrew, craft-o-matic, degrees, digital, directions, door, insert, level, light, lock, metres, operation, position, press, pressure, properly, purchase, red, refibulator, section, service, subscription, thread, unit, unsubscribe
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,555
    artme
    3rd July 2010, 09:13 PM Go to last post

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