Who is your real friend? [Archive]

Woodwould

27th March 2009, 04:33 PM

This really works!

http://www.thebernhoftfamily.com/dadonporch.jpg

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Put your dog and your wife in the boot of the car for about an hour.

When you open the boot, which of them is really happy to see you? :2tsup:<o></o>

silentC

27th March 2009, 04:48 PM

I think I'd trust the dog more than a guy who wears pink shorts and moccasins :p

BTW the dog's name is Shane.

Pheonix

27th March 2009, 05:09 PM

Like Chopper Read said "Your enemies enemy is your best friend!":o

Woodwould

27th March 2009, 05:14 PM

I think I'd trust the dog more than a guy who wears pink shorts and moccasins :p

BTW the dog's name is Shane.
Far too much time on your hands!

silentC

27th March 2009, 05:20 PM

It only took me a minute to find out :)

Vernonv

27th March 2009, 05:27 PM

... and poor Bill, may he rest in peace.

silentC

27th March 2009, 05:28 PM

God bless his cotton socks :p

againstthegrain

27th March 2009, 06:17 PM

@Woodwould

...and your dog doesn't usually care if you pet the neighbour's dog. :wink:

Woodwould

27th March 2009, 06:21 PM

It<style>  </style>'s Orn Guido and his wife Svava that I feel sorry for - stuck up there in that cold forsaken place! :doh:

tea lady

27th March 2009, 11:12 PM

@Woodwould

...and your dog doesn't usually care if you pet the neighbour's dog. :wink: Mine does.:doh: But it beats up the other dog, not me.:D

Eldanos of KDM

5th April 2009, 10:09 PM

Ok I did it. Hope it works. They're both good, but this is just such a good way of working out who loves me more. How long did you say it takes? Don't want to take them out to early or the experiment might not work.

tea lady

5th April 2009, 10:22 PM

Ok I did it. Hope it works. They're both good, but this is just such a good way of working out who loves me more. How long did you say it takes? Don't want to take them out to early or the experiment might not work.Did you leave her with a mobile phone? She might not feel lonely for a while if you did.:rolleyes:

AUSSIE

5th April 2009, 10:30 PM

Hey Woody!! I am having a hell of a time getting the wife in the boot of the car.I am covered in bruises.
You didn't say how you get both the dog and the wife in the boot at the same time.
Or do you put one at a time in for an hour each.I have the dog in now so dont take long to answer please
Aussie:U

tea lady

5th April 2009, 10:46 PM

Hey Woody!! I am having a hell of a time getting the wife in the boot of the car.I am covered in bruises.
You didn't say how you get both the dog and the wife in the boot at the same time.
Or do you put one at a time in for an hour each.I have the dog in now so dont take long to answer please
Aussie:UMaybe you need two boots. Other wise one might eat the other if they get a bit hungry. :shrug:

Eldanos of KDM

5th April 2009, 11:16 PM

Did you leave her with a mobile phone? She might not feel lonely for a while if you did.:rolleyes:

Nah just a bottle of water and a muesli bar so she lives. This is about me figuring stuff out, not her chatting with friends. Maybe I should get her out now.:?

Woodwould

6th April 2009, 12:22 AM

If you're experiencing difficulties getting the pair to jump into the boot, just throw in a ball and a bottle of vodka.

RETIRED

6th April 2009, 07:49 AM

The ball might work for the wife but I don't know about Vodka for the dog.:wink:

Woodwould

6th April 2009, 08:31 AM

I'm tipping you're the type of chap that stops at a pub and tells your wife to stay in the car and bark at strangers! :;

Pheonix

6th April 2009, 06:02 PM

Always examine their teeth after you return, in case they have been chasing cars and there might be bits of rubber stuck in them:2tsup: