another need a caption, reply, question

[tea lady]

:shrug: Oh well. Off you go Alex..:D

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

I can't see the pic either, but on quoting your msg I found the link which let me follow it to the picture... something is screwy there. :rolleyes:

"The mini-golf courses are getting smaller every year!"

-or-

"Tired of getting lost in car-parks? Can't tell which car aerial with a hankie is yours? Try new, improved EZ-Find! Guaranteed to stand out in the crowd!"

[AlexS]

OK, try this one

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Invicta Coachlines: missing stops since 1923!

[Gra]

1. She handles like a boat, but she don't float

2. The first trans Tasman ferry, didn't look anything like they thought.

3. first trial run of the new venetian bus lines.

4. Surfs up

5. The first showing of the original sandman



PS: Can I have the car in front?

[Lignin]

AlexS beware!! Rehydration imminent!!:rolleyes::p

[mic-d]

Careful how high you hitch your skirt up dear, I know that fellow with the camera is a retired hydrographer, he's not taking the photo for his interest in water...

CHeers
Michael

[tea lady]

Venice end of Collins Street.

[AlexS]

Invicta Coachlines: missing stops since 1923!

Good one Skew, extra points for getting the year correct (1923 floods at Maitland, NSW)

Go for it.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Good one Skew, extra points for getting the year correct (1923 floods at Maitland, NSW)

Go for it.

:)

Now for a change of venue:

http://www.funcracker.com/Funny-Pictures/Funny-Pictures/293.jpg

[Gra]

He never did make any money from his invention of the spit ball bazooka

[AlexS]

As a child, Barack Obama used to earn pocket money driving in fence posts.

[Lignin]

MY TomTom tells you where you comin' to, not where you goin'.:roll:

[underfoot]

even as a lad, Mr T approached everything he did rather seriously

[Gra]

A young SilentC

[tea lady]

Here I am a serious musician but they always put these stupid yellow leaves. :((

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Underfoot? Your round...

[underfoot]

Underfoot? Your round...
ummmm, ok
how about this

[tea lady]

Spiderman unmasked.:oo:

[Lignin]

Samson in drag:o:o

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Like many of her kind, Spiderwoman sucks the life out of her partner after mating...

[Cliff Rogers]

Could be Keith Richards' brother. :D

[tea lady]

My Mum never let me wear costumes when I was little, but now I'm grown up I can where them wherever I like. Do you think my new boss at Bunnings will like it? Hows my hair? :cool:

[pugwash]

"Mum!..... I,m 53!.....Will you stop tying my gloves together with the string up the arms thing? "

[underfoot]

Like many of her kind, Spiderwoman sucks the life out of her partner after mating...
:D:D too true Skew, back to you :D

[Ozkaban]

Who needs Spiderman when you've got Middle-aged Mullet Man!!!

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

:rolleyes:

[Woodwould]

From the Katherine Times: "John-Jo's recently completed home entertainment unit".

[underfoot]

it's not called a "convenience" fer no reason

[AlexS]

Bodgie's workshop had all modern conveniences.

[tea lady]

Cool S*%# was much preferred over hot S*%#!:cool:

[Gra]

Yes, I am divorced, why do you ask?

[tea lady]

The add did say air con in every room.:D

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Gotta give it to Anne-Maria for originality... :D

[mic-d]

The site for the next All-Bran ad. Will Merv be asked to pass that log?

Cheers
Michael

[tea lady]

Gotta give it to Anne-Maria for originality... :D

Tehe! :D:cool:

[Gra]

maybe I should have left a bucket of water for the dog

[Cliff Rogers]

Pic won't work for me. :?

[tea lady]

Pic won't work for me. :?
:doh: Damn! Had this problem before. :C

Here (http:////images.google.com.au/imgres?imgurl=http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/11/01/sculpture_wideweb__470x280,0.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.smh.com.au/news/arts/cream-of-the-crop-133-seaing-is-believing/2006/11/01/1162339919055.html&usg=___2sxZvw-a6920Ch4LpdIPakm7S0=&h=280&w=470&sz=31&hl=en&start=23&um=1&tbnid=Z96fFXJjZcvuYM:&tbnh=77&tbnw=129&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dmelting%26start%3D18%26ndsp%3D18%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DN) is the link to the pic page. Maye someone else (A Mod? DJ? :U ) can put the image up for me. :cute::D

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

He shoulda parked between the cones...

(Pic works for me, this time. )

[RETIRED]

Try that.

[Cliff Rogers]

:doh: Damn! Had this problem before. :C

Here (http:////images.google.com.au/imgres?imgurl=http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/11/01/sculpture_wideweb__470x280,0.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.smh.com.au/news/arts/cream-of-the-crop-133-seaing-is-believing/2006/11/01/1162339919055.html&usg=___2sxZvw-a6920Ch4LpdIPakm7S0=&h=280&w=470&sz=31&hl=en&start=23&um=1&tbnid=Z96fFXJjZcvuYM:&tbnh=77&tbnw=129&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dmelting%26start%3D18%26ndsp%3D18%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DN) is the link to the pic page. Maye someone else (A Mod? DJ? :U ) can put the image up for me. :cute::D

That link doesn't work either. :?

[Cliff Rogers]

Try that.
Yup, that works. :2tsup:

[tea lady]

Try that.Thanks !:cool::cool:


Robboo thought it might just be hot enough for an ice cream, but discovered he was too late.:C:D

[Ozkaban]

The Whippy Witch of the West

[Ozkaban]

or should that be

"the Wicked Whippy of the West"?

[underfoot]

Paddys plans for his new business venture were dashed when the "ice cream" van he bought on Ebay was not quite what he expected

[fenderbelly]

I hate this hot weather, business is so flat.

[mic-d]

coupla Queenslanders enjoying a balmy day in Melbourne...

Cheers
Michael

[pugwash]

John and Janet restore peace and tranquility to their day by judicious use of their newly purchased ray-gun.
"I'll give 'em 'greensleeves' says Janet!

[mic-d]

YoooHooo!
:toot:

Cheers
Michael

[tea lady]

John and Janet restore peace and tranquility to their day by judicious use of their newly purchased ray-gun.
"I'll give 'em 'greensleeves' says Janet! Always wanted a ray gun. :D Your turn pugwash.:cool:

YoooHooo!
:toot:

Cheers
MichaelSorry. Only just got home. Power went out yesterday at 1pm.:C Went to mum and dad's today as I couldn't even make myself a cup of tea.:-:o

[mic-d]

ooo, you're close, I had one just about to post:D Hope you're surviving the heat OK. Are the cups firing themselves?:D

Cheers
Michael

[tea lady]

ooo, you're close, I had one just about to post:D Hope you're surviving the heat OK. Are the cups firing themselves?:D

Cheers
Michael Well they would have to be today. :-

[mic-d]

one to keep us thinking while pugwash finds a piccie.

[Lignin]

Just what's needed for those long aisles at Bunnings!!:2tsup::2tsup:

[tea lady]

Just going for a quick shop, Love!!!!!:cool:

(I wonder what happens when it gets the wobbles, like all trolleys do.:oo::C )

[Groggy]

Bob was determined not to miss any Boxing Day specials this year.

[DJ’s Timber]

Wait till I get me hands on the thieving #@$$#@$% who pinch my wheel

[mic-d]

One of Weisy's relatives I reckon

Lack of any safety gear.... CHECK
Compulsive tinkerer.....CHECK
:wink::wink::wink::D:D:D

Cheers
Michael

[mic-d]

Cost cutbacks at TopGear. Boy this baby understeers.

Cheers
Michael

[pugwash]

Sorry, fell asleep.

Try this one.

[tea lady]

This heat really plays havoc with my hair.:C

[mic-d]

my boyfriend's not much to look at, but he's a real livewire:)

Cheers
Michael

[Lignin]

What does it mean, "Wimshurst Machine"???:o:o

[tea lady]

Maybe I shouldn't wear nylon.:doh:

[fenderbelly]

who said "Stand up and be counted "

[AlexS]

Ju static

[Ozkaban]

Are YahOO Serious?

[Woodwould]

"Quick Mum! Get the hairspray before it goes flat again!"

[Groggy]

never sneeze with a blocked nose

[pugwash]

"Quick Mum! Get the hairspray before it goes flat again!"

He! he! Your go Woodwould.

[Lignin]

If Woodwood could,
AndWoodwood would,
Then Woodwood should,
Then all is gould!!!:2tsup::2tsup:

[Woodwould]

He! he! Your go Woodwould.

Thanks.

Isn't that how all hair-dos were achieved in the eighties - stick your fingers in a socket and then apply copious amounts of hairspray?


Anywayyy...

http://paradoxoff.com/files/2007/11/weird-logistics-6.jpg

[tea lady]

After that chemical spill the silk worms were never the same. And needed to be given a new tree every day.

[pugwash]

The new Ryobi gas powered bicycle appears to be having a few teething problems.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

The main reason methane power isn't replacing petroleum...

[fenderbelly]

ok so i eat a lot of beans but it does save global warming

[tea lady]

Dad's carbon capture plan still has some things that need fine tuning.:doh:

[Lignin]

"Wheelinaround" wheeling around???:o:o

[Woodwould]

'Mi Pong, whose diet consists solely of legumes, pedals her daily gas production around local factories and bakeries, providing esential income to her region.'

[Woodwould]

Any other contributions before the axe falls?

[mic-d]

The tent is OK, you should see the trike that carries the circus elephant

Cheers
Michael

[Woodwould]

Back to you Skew. :2tsup:

[wheelinround]

I do :D


"Wheelinaround" wheeling around???:o:o

Wheelin's New Rear Air Bag was a tad large than expected. :U

[Woodwould]

I do :D



Wheelin's New Rear Air Bag was a tad large than expected. :U

Now that was a winner!

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Yep. Your turn in the barrel, Wheelin... :)

[tea lady]

And NO hospital photos.:C

[wheelinround]

sorry its taken me so long guys be right back

95503

[Gra]

1. The new challenge in "worlds biggest loser"

2. The sign said the walkway had a maximum weight limit, but it didn't say anything about the hand rails

[tea lady]

The hospital photo is the next one in the album.:doh:

[pugwash]

"Has anyone seen my horse?"

[Ozkaban]

Look Mum - No hands!
Look Mum - No Feet!
Look Mum - Nooooooooooo.......

Cheers,
Dave

[Lignin]

Bridge!, Bridge???!! I was sure you said Pontoon!!!:;:;

[mic-d]

Bridge closed due to wet paint eh? we'll see about that.

Cheers
Michael

[wheelinround]

Bridge!, Bridge???!! I was sure you said Pontoon!!!:;:;

Way you go Lignin

[Lignin]

Sorry, not clever enough to send piccies.Just enjoy the banter!!
Somebody else have a go, PLEASE!!!:2tsup::2tsup:

[RETIRED]

It is dead easy Lignin. Read the FAQs. However her you go.

[AlexS]

If she won't let either of us on the boob....

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

There's another sucker born every minute... :rolleyes: