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nev25
2nd February 2008, 12:36 PM
What do you call a man with a car on his head?
Jack.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head?
Doug.

What do you call a man with a trowel in his head?
Douglas, (dug-less) Oh come on, if I have to explain it, it's not funny!

What do you call a woman on a piece of bread?
Marge.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a swimming pool?
Bob.

What do you call a woman setting fire to a loan agreement?
Bernadette.

What do you call a Mexican that's had his motor stolen?
Carlos.

What do you call a camel with no humps?
Humphrey

What do you call a man with a block of wood on his head?
'Edward

What do you call a man with 2 blocks of wood on his head?
I don't know, but 'Edward would.


What do you call a woman with one leg?
Ilene

What do you call a Japanese woman with one leg?
Irene

What do you call an man with no arms and no legs under a pile of leaves?
Russell

What do you call a man with a rabbit up his bum?
Warren.

What do you call a deer with no eyes
No idea

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs
Still no idea
black1
3rd February 2008, 12:09 AM
what do you call a man layng in a doorway?


matt
Skew ChiDAMN!!
3rd February 2008, 12:28 AM
What do you call a dog with no ears?



Nothing. It won't come anyway.


:doh:
nev25
3rd February 2008, 01:16 AM
What do you call a man pinned to the wall

Art
Rodgera
3rd February 2008, 06:34 AM
What do you call a blind dinosaur?

doyathinkhesawus
Barry Hicks
3rd February 2008, 08:36 AM
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs who swam
the English Channel?

Clever Dick.
Fossil
3rd February 2008, 10:07 AM
Clever Dick.

:laughing1:
Ashore
3rd February 2008, 10:07 AM
What do you call an irishman with a crew cut
sean

What do you call an irishman with a crew cut hanging from the celing
sean de-lear
artme
3rd February 2008, 10:29 AM
do you call a bald budgie?

Shorn canary.


What do you call ayou native American Lass who insists on wearing 3 pairs of nicckers?

Cheyanne.
rick_rine
3rd February 2008, 06:30 PM
What do you call a guy with a seagull on his head?


Cliff.
jow104
3rd February 2008, 06:42 PM
Nicholas comes to mind?
Ashore
3rd February 2008, 08:31 PM
Nicholas comes to mind?
You were born in England then...... hummm :rolleyes:
jow104
3rd February 2008, 08:34 PM
Or someone known as hore
Cliff Rogers
5th February 2008, 05:54 PM
What do you call a guy with a seagull on his head?


Cliff.
Huh? :?
AlexS
6th February 2008, 10:24 AM
I once had some correspondence with an American hydrographer called...Wade. (Hydrographers will understand the nominative determinism here.)
Toyboy
6th February 2008, 11:21 AM
This can be verified.....
A gynaecologist who used to have offices in South Brisbane.....
"Dr Dique - Gynaecologist"

Actually, it was pronounced 'Deeka'.
rod@plasterbrok
7th February 2008, 09:56 PM
Had an uncle Dick and aunty Fanny. Great joke when we were kids.
skot
7th February 2008, 10:15 PM
What do you call a woman dragged behind a boat...

Annette
wood duck 2
8th February 2008, 04:19 PM
What do you call a woman on the horizon?

Dot.

What do you call a greek parachutist

Conn Descending
wayfarer
8th February 2008, 05:59 PM
There was a NSW politician (labor) named Richard Face.
Cruel parents.