Barry Hicks
23rd January 2008, 11:55 AM
Allan decided his little 2CV Citroen needed a little more
grunt as the oldies in their electric wheel chairs were
beating him away at the lights. He goes off the the local
auto performance centre and has a talk with the boss
and tells him what he wants.
"I want a V8 motor fitted, mag wheels, a high class
sound system, leather seats, suspension lowered, metallic
paint job etc etc" says Allan.
The boss man has jotted all these things down on his
clue-board and Allan asks how much it is going to cost him.
The guy tallies it all up and says, "$63.55."
Allan's eyes widen and he says, "You're joking!"
The guy replies, "You started it."
grunt as the oldies in their electric wheel chairs were
beating him away at the lights. He goes off the the local
auto performance centre and has a talk with the boss
and tells him what he wants.
"I want a V8 motor fitted, mag wheels, a high class
sound system, leather seats, suspension lowered, metallic
paint job etc etc" says Allan.
The boss man has jotted all these things down on his
clue-board and Allan asks how much it is going to cost him.
The guy tallies it all up and says, "$63.55."
Allan's eyes widen and he says, "You're joking!"
The guy replies, "You started it."