What happened to April 1st????

[Iain]

:smack: :ranting2: :slap2: :fit: :mad3: :repost:

[ozwinner]

Its still is the April the 1st.:?

Al :?:?

[witch1]

i think we did it on the friday thread
witch1

[fred.n]

which one witch1 :? :?

[Howdya do that]

Proof, this is no democracy:doh:
The Friday thread is leading the one drivel per week poll and today's drivel post has dissapeared into the abyss.
I think I will start reporting every post I see that looks like drivel:grumble:

[Article99]

I won tattslotto. Happy? :P

[ozwinner]

Proof, this is no democracy:doh:


Where did you get the idea that it was?? :?

Al :?:?:?

[Gra]

I won tattslotto. Happy? :P


Felder, one brochure please....:D:D:D

[Howdya do that]

Where did you get the idea that it was?? :?

Al :?:?:?
:kiss1: :pash:

[Cliff Rogers]

It got deleted 'cos drivel isn't funny. :D

This one (http://www.woodworkforums.com/showthread.php?t=47303)is still going if you'd like to put in a bid. :2tsup:

[bsrlee]

Anyone got the link to this years' Weird Tool from Lee Valley? Its always a good laugh, even if I want one :roll:

Anyhow, a bit more humour, this time from Woodworker's Journal e-zine. It seems a bit too close to home considering the usual 'Ooops' postings we get here.

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NOTE. The following story contains graphic descriptions that could be disturbing to some people. Be prepared to avert your eyes should you begin to be offended.

A short while ago, I had an upsetting experience that raised a question that I really need answered.
The other day, while I was in my shop testing the fit of a dado joint, I got the mother of all slivers stuck in the fat part of my thumb, so I went to the first-aid kit to get a tweezers. Well, when I started to dig around for the sliver, my thumb started to bleed. When that happened, I got sick to my stomach, and then I fainted. (Even though I have never been the least bit queasy about blood in my life!) Apparently, not that I remember it happening, I hit my head on the edge of my jointer's bed as I fell. This put a pretty nasty laceration across my forehead. After I regained consciousness, I stood up and tried to figure out just exactly what happened, and while I stood there, the blood from my forehead spurted all over the top of my table saw. When I saw the blood on my table saw, I got faint-headed and passed out again! Luckily, this time around I just kinda slumped down and ended up face-first in a large pile of sawdust. When I came to my senses, the congealed blood on my face and forehead had formed a sort of mask, covering my whole face. Naturally, I thought I had gone blind. So I stumbled towards where I thought the door of my shop should be and, by a sort of miracle, managed to find my way outside. But when I emerged from my shop in my weakened condition, weaving aimlessly and with my cries for help muffled by a huge clotted mass of blood and sawdust, the neighbor's dog noticed my very odd behavior and became disturbed and attacked me, grabbing my pants leg in its mouth while growling and pulling furiously on my pants. Well, I've lost a bit of weight lately, and the dog managed to pull my trousers completely off. That was when my neighbor, Phoebe, stuck her head out of the door to see what was getting her dog all worked up. So, here is my question ... am I really too old to be wearing Speedo® underwear, or is Phoebe just overly sensitive?

[Cliff Rogers]

Good one :2tsup: good enough to be in the jokes forum. :D

[Gumby]

I think I will start reporting every post I see that looks like drivel:grumble:

Then you'd better start reporting your own :cool:

[Howdya do that]

Then you'd better start reporting your own :cool:

No need someone cleans them up for me regularly:wink:

[Kev Y.]

How many of you looked at the latest offer from GOOGLE?

Free Broadband internet

it is stilll on the google Au site.

[Wongo]

We can put the Friday thread in the pen turning forum. On more thread doesn’t make any difference.:D

[Lignum]

We can put the Friday thread in the pen turning forum. On more thread doesn’t make any difference.:D

I thought they were the same anyway. I assumed pen turning was code for drivel so i never bothered looking in it. So they actualy make pens in there:?

[DJ’s Timber]

We can put the Friday thread in the pen turning forum. On more thread doesn’t make any difference.:D

hoh, be very careful there mate :~, we might just rise up and flood the forum with a constant barrage of pens. Start a new thread for each pen rather than doing them in batches :o :U

[Cliff Rogers]

We can put the Friday thread in the pen turning forum. On more thread doesn’t make any difference.:D
Geeze, what would Gumby complain about then. :p
Sorry Gumby, HB mate. :2tsup: