A New Job I Have on Here

[ozwinner]

Ok, before anyone else blows my cover, I have to tell you all that I have been recruited by Neil to be an Admin. http://www.ubeaut.biz/jpshakehead.gif

Whats that sound..........................http://www.ubeaut.biz/help.gif

Owwh, its your knees knocking http://www.ubeaut.biz/crying.gif, and with good cause....Wmhahahahaha http://www.ubeaut.biz/laughdevil.gifhttp://www.ubeaut.biz/laughdevil.gifhttp://www.ubeaut.biz/laughdevil.gif.

All those who want to leave, leave in an orderly fashion via the door on the left. http://www.ubeaut.biz/sleep.gif

I would have told you all sooner but I was in negotiation with Neil about pay and conditions.

I get 4 weeks payed annual leave on the 60 foot cruiser that Neil owns, this year we are going to the Whitsundays, we being Neil, and my self, plus partners. http://www.ubeaut.biz/laughdevil.gif

Al http://www.ubeaut.biz/eek5.gif

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Ummm... which 4 weeks?

I wonder if there's any How-tos on building torpedos in the boat forum?

[MurrayD99]

Ok, before anyone else blows my cover, I have to tell you all that I have been recruited by Neil to be an Admin. http://www.ubeaut.biz/jpshakehead.gif

Whats that sound..........................http://www.ubeaut.biz/help.gif

Owwh, its your knees knocking http://www.ubeaut.biz/crying.gif, and with good cause....Wmhahahahaha http://www.ubeaut.biz/laughdevil.gifhttp://www.ubeaut.biz/laughdevil.gifhttp://www.ubeaut.biz/laughdevil.gif.

All those who want to leave, leave in an orderly fashion via the door on the left. http://www.ubeaut.biz/sleep.gif

I would have told you all sooner but I was in negotiation with Neil about pay and conditions.

I get 4 weeks payed annual leave on the 60 foot cruiser that Neil owns, this year we are going to the Whitsundays, we being Neil, and my self, plus partners. http://www.ubeaut.biz/laughdevil.gif

Al http://www.ubeaut.biz/eek5.gif

Most great congrats...Sheriff.Can we assume there will be four successive Fridays 'pon which the keys will be thrown away? Benny!!!!! Looking good here....

[John Saxton]

From Oz,
I get 4 weeks payed annual leave on the 60 foot cruiser that Neil owns, this year we are going to the Whitsundays, we being Neil, and my self, plus partners.


Hey Oz ,I had youse pegged as a sensible bloke ...now ya gotta rock n roll with the best in the business!!:eek: :eek: :D

Cheers:)

[Clinton1]

is Neil taking you as bait? ;)

[Gumby]

Ok, before anyone else blows my cover, I have to tell you all that I have been recruited by Neil to be an Admin.

And they said crime doesn't pay :D

[Gra]

I get 4 weeks payed annual leave on the 60 foot cruiser that Neil owns, this year we are going to the Whitsundays, we being Neil, and my self, plus partners. http://www.ubeaut.biz/laughdevil.gif

Al http://www.ubeaut.biz/eek5.gif


Benny, the admins are going on holiday, how long can we make the friday thread last:D:D:D

Congrats Al, how many goats is he paying you

[E. maculata]

Who said crime doesn't pay??????
Australia has a terrific tradition of idolising our best criminal minds,

Al is just the most recent addition to this glorious Alumni:p

[Gumby]

Al is just the most recent addition to this glorious Alumni:p

The higher they fly, the further they have to fall................;)

[E. maculata]

The higher they fly, the further they have to fall................;)

Are you likening Al to lazarus????

[Gumby]

Are you likening Al to lazarus????

Who's lazarus ?

[ozwinner]

Who's lazarus ?

He had the body of an athlete, the mind of, errrrrhhhhh...:o :o :o
was a sharp as a, errhhhh.......................:(

Al :p

[Gumby]

He had the body of an athlete,

You mean like Dean Lukin ? :D

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Lazarus? The bloke who came back from the dead? That's Gumby innit? :confused:

Perhaps you meant Icarus? :D

[E. maculata]

Lazarus? The bloke who came back from the dead? That's Gumby innit? :confused:

Perhaps you meant Icarus? :D

Yep that's him, ancient greek Dude, fell from great heights, got too close to the sun, Ta Skew:)
as opposed to Ancient Aussie Bloke........................................:p

[Daddles]

Congrats Al. We're going to miss you when you start your new duties and aren't allowed to post here anymore :D

Richard
oh, didn't Neil tell you?

[Groggy]

Urrggghhh, Lazarus - strong like fox, smart like tractor!

Daddles is right Al, pity you can't post anymore, you'll be too busy in the back room with ....



(ewwww, I just went visual on that one - My eyes! My eyes!)

[Gra]

Urrggghhh, Lazarus - strong like fox, smart like tractor!

Daddles is right Al, pity you can't post anymore, you'll be too busy in the back room with ....



(ewwww, I just went visual on that one - My eyes! My eyes!)

Just watch it if he offers to show you a polishing technique in the back room;);)

[echnidna]

Hey Al,
I reckon if ya rub ya nose in some raw cement
it might take the brown stain orf.
:D :D :D :D

congratulations Al,
or should it be commisserations

[Honorary Bloke]

Good show, Al! :) When is the swearing in?

Or should that be swearing at? :D

Is it Friday yet? :rolleyes:

[journeyman Mick]

Al,
congratulations, and, while I'm at it a huge thank you to you, Neil, and all the other tireless behind the scenes people that keep this BBa great place to hang out.

Mick

[Wood Borer]

Well done Al, excellent choice by Neil and .

Do you know enough naughty words in order to censor?

Thanks for taking on such a task for our benefit, same goes for and Neil and the others.

[silentC]

Yeah, good on ya Al. Glad someone is nuts enough to do it.

[JDarvall]

:confused: Whats going on Al ? .....Since when do blokes with criminal records become cops. Sounds more like your paying Neil for the privilage. :D

[bennylaird]

Most great congrats...Sheriff.Can we assume there will be four successive Fridays 'pon which the keys will be thrown away? Benny!!!!! Looking good here....


Benny, the admins are going on holiday, how long can we make the friday thread last:D:D:D


Cmons guys, your type casting me, I have a deep serious side, honest:D :D :D

(So when can we kick of Friday?:) :) :) )

[keith53]

Who's lazarus ?

He probably means Glen Lazarus. He was a prop for the Brisbane Broncos.:D

[bennylaird]

He probably means Glen Lazarus. He was a prop for the Brisbane Broncos.:D



Who was the other? I didn't know there was a Bronco flying out of Brisbane? Great aircraft, but they have two props.:D :D :D

[Gra]

Who was the other? I didn't know there was a Bronco flying out of Brisbane? Great aircraft, but they have two props.:D :D :D


non no you got it wrong, he was holding it up, as it was leaning to one side...:D:D

[Driver]

Congratulations, Al - and goodonya for volunteering for what must be a tough job. :)

This is a classic case of poacher turned gamekeeper. Mind you, it does have its side benefits, this gamekeeper business. Well, D.H. Lawrence seemed to think so anyway.

Or was that T.E. Lawrence? :confused: No...he was the bloke who had the unfortunate encounter with an Ottoman, wasn't he? :eek: No side benefits there, then. I should stick to the gamekeeping if I were you, Al. But if ever mentions Ottomans, be very cautious.....:D

[Ashore]

He probably means Glen Lazarus. He was a prop for the Brisbane Broncos.:D
And Melbourne Storm & Canberra Raiders , The brick with ears :rolleyes:

[Daddles]

This is a classic case of poacher turned gamekeeper.

Oh why'd you mention gamekeeping? I've heard that he's now out looking for scrap with which to load the old blunderbus :eek:

Richard

(notice he's keeping quiet :D )