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Shedhand
27th November 2006, 10:54 PM
Ho Hum! Another crazy day at FT.. Basil (yours truly) rudely awoken at six thirty BLOODY am by a 4 ft 2 inch asian wanting to know why no water Mr? You guessed it! Up here in Deliverance country - where they're all mountain men who love mountain women (and their guns) - we're on tank water and of course poor old Basil didn't know. We ran out :eek: .. if only Manuel was here...I'd have someone to kick... I wanna go back to my SHED!!! :(
Anyone want a job? Contact Sybil...:o
baaaSILLLL.... :(
Coming <you horrible banshee shh...> dear :rolleyes:
...to be continued.... sadly...
bennylaird
28th November 2006, 07:50 AM
I'll put an ad in the papers. Wanted, kind home for enormous savage rodent. Answers to the name of Sybil.
bennylaird
28th November 2006, 07:56 AM
Can't we get you on Mastermind, Sybil? Next contestant - Sybil Fawlty from Torquay, special subject the bleedin' obvious.
Pat
28th November 2006, 09:05 AM
Sheddy, what are you doing in bed at 0630. Don't you have a house to renovate or a shed to play in????:) :) :)
MurrayD99
28th November 2006, 09:23 AM
Rainwater mate. Shoulda put a tank off the shed.
bennylaird
28th November 2006, 09:58 AM
Sheddies off on a working holiday, drinking all the profits in a Pub he's looking after....:D :D :D
MurrayD99
28th November 2006, 10:40 AM
Sheddies off on a working holiday, drinking all the profits in a Pub he's looking after....:D :D :D
Ohhhh. I see. Is that like drinking the difference between economy and first class fares? Perhaps more achievable......
Shedhand
28th November 2006, 01:19 PM
hmm..bit quiet today. the calm before the storm. Guest rushes up and tells me the water tank is overflowing...read previous post to see the irony here.
A wheel rim on the tractor fell of due to being rusted through... :rolleyes:
Who'd runa matel for a living....I want my damn shed....
baassiiilllll
coming dear...<to kill you in a violent and despicable manner> :mad:
Shedhand
29th November 2006, 06:18 PM
Gave notice today. The owner is a dog. :mad: Back in the Shed soon... :D
MurrayD99
29th November 2006, 06:41 PM
Gave notice today. The owner is a dog. :mad: Back in the Shed soon... :D
C'mon home mate. Back to the shed. Kick the snakes out in the cold and rain.... fire up the saw...