Where do ya wanna DIE?

[Christopha]

Ok, we have the namby pamby Wongcliff thread about where you arrived on this ball of mud..... NOW, if'n ya gets a choice, WHERE and HOW do you want to depart this mortal coil?

[Auld Bassoon]

Half cut on Dom Perignon, with a gorgeous lady on top, Bach's English Suite on the sound system, whilst admiring my last project that came out as I had imagined it.

[echnidna]

never

[ozwinner]

In your arms with you whispering sweet nothings in my ear.

Al :p

[ozwinner]

Ok seriously.
Riding pillion through Parliment house Canberra on a 4brazillion hp motor bike, the rider is Liz Hurley.
Me riding pillion have to hang on for dear life, luckily Liz Hurley has the most wonderous handles to get a grip on

I have a gatlin gun ala Preditor, and procede mowing down all the snouts in trough MPs.

Johnny is saved till last, any last words Johhny?

Well, Im, a, well erhh, true dinky die Aussie.

See you in hell Johhny.
Just then ,the SAS looms into view............Headed by the notorious bald shaved STOPPERS.
"Al, Johhny is one of us"
Not from where I see it he aint.

Fade to black...

Al :p

[Ianab]

Shot.. in bed.. age 98 by a jealous husband :D

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Been there, done that, got the ashtray.

Didn't see no white tunnel, just a long, long ramp leading down and I decided "if I gotta walk, I ain't going!"

[chrisb691]

Been there too, and don't remember anything.

[Felder]

I can't die. I'm too good looking to die. :rolleyes:

[AlexS]

I'm not scared of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

[Groggy]

I want to die in my sleep



(whilst driving a prison bus full of paedophiles down an extremely steep and windy ravine)

[Wongo]

I don’t know when and how but I want to buy a domino before that happens.:D

[johnc]

Don't give a stuff where I am but a quick end without all this lingering BS that some poor sods go through, before they breath there last. As for afterwards that's someone else's problem, between the recycle bin and the regular garbage for all I care.

John.

[JDarvall]

I'm one of those people who doesn't believe in afterlife, god,,,,whatever....I mean I don't believe in santa cause how could a fat bloke levitate.....so how did jesus pull it off ?

So when your dead your dead I reakon, like crayfish and geckos...

Don't want a funneral. Depressing things. Like JohnC....burry me somewhere where me body won't go to waste. I reakon I'd make great fertiliser .....under a vege patch maybe.

[bennylaird]

At my desk right now before I have time to inflict an more dribble upon you all.

To late! Unless this is the after life and I'm haunting you?

[Eddie Jones]

I just wana live long enuff to be recognised by all and sundry as a bluddy great woodworker.

Which means I will probably live forever.

(sob)

It's sad really.

[HappyHammer]

In my sleep at 101.

HH.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

When (if) I finally do go, I don't want a funeral or cremation; I simply want my body to be slipped into an aircon duct in Guvmint House.

So I could finally give them barstewards a small taste of what they've put me through for years... :mad:

[Gra]

I want to live forever

So far So Good.....

[Christopha]

I don’t know when and how but I want to buy a domino before that happens.:D

Scooter me old china plate..... why do you want to play dominoes while you Cark it???

[sarrge2001]

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.........

[Clinton1]

don't care, too late then to worry about it.

[Daddles]

Death?
I want my kids to be happy and settled enough in their lives to not need the worrying hand of Dad.
I want my debts to be less than the pittance that is the deemed value of my goods.
I want my writings to have affected the thoughts and maybe lives of at least some people.
I want my last dog to have died comfortably and without pain.
My last siamese cat can go jump seeing that's how he treated me in life.

All the messy, technical details involved in getting me to shut up I leave to fate, who has proven over the millenia to be remarkably good at this sort of thing. Just don't let me die when Death is having a holiday (yes, I read and love Terry Pratchett)

Richard

[Daddles]

hey, this Sarrge2001 bloke is good. And, of course, he's from Adelaide. Well done mate. Wish I'd thought of it.

Richard
ps, you may not know about reputation points but if you check your 'user CP' ...

[Dean]

In an elevator, with the up button pushed :)

[rrich]

Quietly, in my sleep and all those left behind saying that I had a full life. UNTIL they realized that I died broke.