What's the worst thing you've ever said

[echnidna]

What's the worst thing you've ever said.

I've said so many stoopid things over the years I can't remember which was the worst :eek:

[Gumby]

I do

:rolleyes:

[NewLou]

Hehe..................moderators are gonna swoop on this one real fast ..............taking bets on how long thread will stay open:D:D:D

Heres mine #@^%&^#%^**#*&@&^**&(*@%&@$^&&*()*(#&*#%&!@%^@&#*&*#&*#&*&*$&*#


REgards Lou:p:):D

[Groggy]

I wouldn't be putting your money on that nag, no way.

Oh, the horse - Kingston Town.

[echnidna]

I just remembered the worst thig I ever said.

"I Do " (the 2nd time)

though the 3rd time I said it, it was the smartest thing I ever said. :)

[Studley 2436]

*LMAO* I can empathise with Echidna

I said Oh Gee Shucks once. Maybe the worst thing I ever said is that George W Bush will end up being one of the more significant American Presidents. Seemed apparant enough because we were obviously enough living in significant times. Whether he turns out to be a hero or failure history will judge later but anyway my family being Bush haters decided that was a good enough reason to chuck me out of the family. Old man rang recently and it was like yeah why?

Studley

[RufflyRustic]

Yeah, I can do that for you :rolleyes:

[Stuart]

Ok, here's one, and it is of the holy ####: did I just say that, and where is that hole in the floor I can jump into.

When i was younger (17 years ago), I was doing a Welding Engineering course (so I could design welding procedures etc). I broke my arm in a motorbike accident, so was a bit encumbered during the practical workshop sessions. Another professional engineer on the course had had an industrial accident 10 years or so earlier, and only had one arm. We were teamed up together, and I remarked "we'll do well - the 2 one-armed bandits!"

So where was the hole in the floor when you need it?

[Eddie Jones]

*LMAO* I can empathise with Echidna

I said Oh Gee Shucks once. Maybe the worst thing I ever said is that George W Bush will end up being one of the more significant American Presidents. Seemed apparant enough because we were obviously enough living in significant times. Whether he turns out to be a hero or failure history will judge later but anyway my family being Bush haters decided that was a good enough reason to chuck me out of the family. Old man rang recently and it was like yeah why?

Studley

The last time people listened to a talking Bush they spent 40 years in the wilderness.

[mudgutts]

the worst thing i said was a womens name whilst in bed with another ooops

[Studley 2436]

mudguts that is either the worst thing or the dumbest thing

Studley

[Felder]

the worst thing i said was a womens name whilst in bed with another ooops
Hopefully it wasn't "Mum"........:eek::D

[mudgutts]

Studley 2436 (http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/member.php?u=6571) both i think

and no it wasn't mum, was my 1st wife

[stevebaby]

While rock climbing..."Nah,don't need a rope for that..."

And my life didn't flash before my eyes...in fact all I had time for was"Ah,fu...." :eek:

[silentC]

While rock climbing..."Nah,don't need a rope for that..."
Been there done that. Got the metal plate in my heel and early arthritis in my ankle to prove it :(

Haven't said too many silly things, done plenty of silly things though. Worst thing I ever said was a beauty though. When talking about kids in a group of people at a work pyss up, turned to the guy next to me and said "you don't have kids, do you?". This was about 2 weeks after his first kid was still-born and I knew all about it. :o :o

[ozwinner]

Cutting down an old petrol tank with an angle grinder.

"Of course the petrol tank has no fuel in it, do you think In an idiot?" Seconds before it blew up.

Al :D

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

"Of course I know what I'm doing." :rolleyes:

[black1]

i think the worst thing i could possiby say would have to be

"carn the eagles" im just shudering thinking about it. ugh. i think im going to have to slap myself for even writing that. :eek:


im screaming in agony just looking at it

ps i never said any thing really bad that i regrettted and i have never said that above comment aloud

[Rossluck]

I can beat everyone. After working night shift at Mt Isa Mines, a freind went home to meet his wife on the front verandah with their child in her arms. When she heard him coming up the driveway she had awoken and had discovered that their child had died from cot-death during the night. He rang me so that I could deal with the mines for him, and when he told me the news, I said:

"You're joking!".

[DanP]

"You're joking!".



That's not as uncommon as you might expect.:(

[Auld Bassoon]

Not any less horrible all the same :(

[PenRex]

dumbest things I've said . . .

You want the picture frame made up quick my darling? No worries . . . :mad:

I'm gonna pick the round this weekend . . .