Wongo 4 : possums 0

[Wongo]

Saturday hehe:D Just remember they bite when scared,cornered or under threat. Not sure if they can smell fear :eek: ...Goodluck;)

HJ0 Cheers

Yeah thanks cheers mate.

[Termite]

So far so good. I can’t wait to get up on the roof and block all the holes on Saturday.

The python poo was getting a bit too dry. So I added a bit of water and put it in the microwave for a couple of minutes to bring out the flavour. :D Yes, it is a bit messy but it is a small price I am willing to pay. :D

:D
Were you trying for Python Popcorn?

[Christopha]

pOOpcorn!

[Wongo]

Hey woodborer possums are over populated in Sydney. So I think there is a market for this fantastic product. Are you interested in turning it into a business? Driver can be our business consultant and Neil can be our retailer. :cool:

[Driver]

I'm all for it!

Brother Borer, you'll need to start feeding your wriggly chums on a high protein poo-producing diet as a matter of urgency.

Get into the cage, son - and start the stomach massage without delay!

The possums of Pyrmont and Parramatta are about to be presented with a plethora of Python Poo!

Col the Consultant.

[craigb]

I still reckon that Scott needs to do some more research.

It could be that any old poo will do the trick and it doesn't have to be of the python variety.

I mean, let's face it, if people started pooing in your vacinity you bugger of pdq wouldn't you? ;)

[Wongo]

That’s fantastic. WB I think we need more pythons. Maybe be we can import some form China. I will contact my uncle right away.

Silent can develop a website for us if he is also interested. How does www.hotpythonshEEE.com. Sound?

Driver, what is your hourly rate mate?

[Driver]

Driver, what is your hourly rate mate?

Scott, me old China, I don't have an hourly rate. I'm a bit like Rolls-Royce and those restaurants that don't put prices on the menu: if you have to ask, you can't afford me! :cool:

However, this assignment is highly intriguing so I'm sure we'll be able to arrange something along the lines of a share of the action. ;)

Col the Classy Consultant.

[Wood Borer]

From the ABC News website today

Big cat may be stalking western Sydney


It has long been considered a rural myth but scientists are examining new evidence that a large cat - potentially a jaguar - is thriving in some parts of New South Wales.

There are now 220 sightings of a big cat in the western Sydney suburbs around the Hawkesbury.

Scientist Rob Close, from the University of Western Sydney, says paw marks indicate there is strong evidence it may be an exotic cat species.

"There are some big paw marks that have been identified that have been identified as panther identifications," he said.

A large number of domestic animals, including goats and dogs have been savaged in the area.

Resident Michael Williams says the kills are too big to be the work of a domestic dog or cat.

"We're dealing with an animal that's eating out 20 to 40 kilograms in a sitting," he said.

The State Government is examining the data.

[Driver]

The State Government is examining the data.

So we're not expecting a definitive result within the forseeable future, then?

[Felder]

Big cat may be stalking western Sydney

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE PYTHON POOP!!
:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

[Wood Borer]

The logistics of transport is as good as solved - Wendy can look after the pythons and load the poo directly into her husband's B Double.

No double handling.

Thinking more laterally, he can cart Wendy and snakes around and charge for cleaning up mouse plagues. Ruffly can feed the mice to the pythons and collect the poo to be sold.

Biting Midge could sail across the Tasman in his dinghy and sell the product to the Kiwis who don't have any snakes but heaps of possums.

Neil of course can experiment and perhaps develop a wax that repels possums - should be a big marketing advantage.

When do we have our first Board Meeting?

[Wongo]

Borer never mind the news mate. We’ve a business to run here. I have just spoken to my uncle and 50 South East Asia Tiger Pythons are on their way.

(This thread is building up for Friday. :D )

[echnidna]

The logistics of transport is as good as solved - Wendy can look after the pythons and load the poo directly into her husband's B Double.

No double handling.

Thinking more laterally, he can cart Wendy and snakes around and charge for cleaning up mouse plagues. Ruffly can feed the mice to the pythons and collect the poo to be sold.

Biting Midge could sail across the Tasman in his dinghy and sell the product to the Kiwis who don't have any snakes but heaps of possums.

Neil of course can experiment and perhaps develop a wax that repels possums - should be a big marketing advantage.

When do we have our first Board Meeting?


Don't forget if you run short on Python Poo:eek:

Iain has an endless supply of tiger snakes.
So if you give him an online tutorial of milking the poo from a snake he should be able to harvest some more snake poo:cool:

[Termite]

Now if we can get hold of that big cat we can flog Panther Pizz and Python Poo.

[RufflyRustic]

What, it's not Friday???? Darn!!!:(


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[Gumby]

When do we have our first Board Meeting?

Getting a bit ahead of yourself aren't you Rob? :D Before the first board meeting, you need an official Company Coat of Arms and Logo. Now that is something I really want to see. :D

[Wongo]

you need an official Company Coat of Arms and Logo. Now that is something I really want to see. :D

So what are waiting for Gumby? Welcome aboard. :D

[Wood Borer]

Very Cool Wendy:cool:

[Iain]

How can you have a coat of arms for snakes:confused: :confused: :confused:

[Gumby]

How can you have a coat of arms for snakes:confused: :confused: :confused:

Maybe a coat of Alms would be better :D

But I'm thinking of a snake backing up to a possum which is cowering in a corner.

Pythonus craporum splatteo rodentus

[Iain]

'Alms for an ex leper'.................................................

[Wood Borer]

I think something with scales in it would be nice;)

[Termite]

Our book keeper.

[Gumby]

Snake Tales.

Not wanting to get of topic but that has to be one of the least funny cartoons I've ever read. How that guy has made a living out of that crap is beyond comprehension.

[Auld Bassoon]

From the ABC News website today

Big cat may be stalking western Sydney


It has long been considered a rural myth but scientists are examining new evidence that a large cat - potentially a jaguar - is thriving in some parts of New South Wales.

There are now 220 sightings of a big cat in the western Sydney suburbs around the Hawkesbury.

Scientist Rob Close, from the University of Western Sydney, says paw marks indicate there is strong evidence it may be an exotic cat species.

"There are some big paw marks that have been identified that have been identified as panther identifications," he said.

A large number of domestic animals, including goats and dogs have been savaged in the area.

Resident Michael Williams says the kills are too big to be the work of a domestic dog or cat.

"We're dealing with an animal that's eating out 20 to 40 kilograms in a sitting," he said.

The State Government is examining the data.

Does this mean that all the (remaining!) cats in Wongo's neighbourhood have called in their big mate to lend a hand (paw!) :eek: :D

[jmk89]

Snake Tales.

Not wanting to get of topic but that has to be one of the least funny cartoons I've ever read. How that guy has made a living out of that crap is beyond comprehension.

I think that "Making a living out of crap" could be the motto:p ;) :D

[Gumby]

I think that "Making a living out of crap" could be the motto:p ;) :D

or

"A crap way to make a living" :D

[craigb]

What's the difference between a
Snake Poo salesman and a
Snake Oil salesman? :confused:

[Termite]

What's the difference between a
Snake Poo salesman and a
Snake Oil salesman? :confused:
Nothing, they are both full of crap.

[Driver]

What's the difference between a
Snake Poo salesman and a
Snake Oil salesman? :confused:

One's as slippery as sheet and the other is a sheet slipper.

[Wongo]

HJ0: whatever, cheers mate.

[Wongo]

The real python poo arrived in the mail yesterday. You should Rhonda’s reaction. “Python what??”:eek: and Jasmin kept asking “Daddy why did you get snake poo in the mail??”:D


WB you are true legend mate.:D

[Wood Borer]

I am sure you can easily explain it Scott, everyone here on the BB accepts the concept and sees it as something exciting and quite normal.

I was worried it might have been intercepted in the mail and difficult questions asked - would they have believed the truth?:o

[Wongo]

No need to worry there WB. It is written very clear whats insdie the package. :D

[Groggy]

Well, having read this thread I decided a control test needed to be done. Another species is required to poo in the roof and, since the dog fell off the ladder and wouldn't go back up again, I was it.

Sneaking up late one night, a tile was slid out of place and a comfortable position was attained. I must say, a better view is to be had on the roof than in the usual commode.

Since diet hadn't been mentioned I thought the best approach was to use whatever ammunition was to hand. A fond recollection of the previous nights curry was quickly cut short by a stomach cramp and a not so minor explosion of said test material. Holy jalapenos Batman, ya gotta stop eating that stuff!

The primal scream caused several walkers to pause in their tracks, one old lady picked up her dog and hurried off into the night. But, I digress, back to the testing.

With the bait laid, the tile was slid back into place, sealing any little creatures in a chamber of horror, and egress from the roof was attempted. Part way down I had to hide behind a drain as a police cruiser rolled by, shining a searchlight into the bushes. Apparently the old lady had a phone and was willing to use it.

Well, this stuff works incredibly well, much better than snake poo. After a week of constant heat, not only have the possums left, but a dog and cat chase came to a screeching halt 30 feet from the house, with them both turning tail and running off together howling and spitting. I haven't seen the family for three days and the neighbors seem to be off on holidays. The dog managed to dig a hole under the fence and hasn't been seen since.

Hazmat suits seem to be in fashion now too, as the only people I see are all wearing them. So, does poo in the roof work? Absolutely - it isn't just limited to snakes. I am wondering though, if poo from a larger animal may work even faster with a greater effective range. Anyone know where the circus is at the moment?

[Auld Bassoon]

Ya daft bugga :D :D :D

Have a virtual greenie!