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keith53
3rd June 2006, 10:35 PM
When is F#$k Acceptable?

There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has
been considered acceptable for use.

They are as follows:

11. "What the F#$k do you mean,
we are sinking?"

-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912



10. "What the F#$k was that?"

-- Mayor Of <st1:city><st1>Hiroshima</st1></st1:city>, 1945



9. "Where did all those F#$king Indians come from?"

-- Custer, 1877





8. "Any F#$king idiot
could understand that."

-- Einstein, 1938




7. "It does so F#$king look like her!"

-- Picasso, 1926




6. "How the F#$k
did you work that out?"

-- Pythagoras, 126 BC




5. "You want WHAT
on the F#$king ceiling?"

-- Michelang! elo, 1566




4. "Where the F#$k are we?"

-- Amelia Earhart, 1937




3. "Scattered F#$king showers,
my ass!"

-- Noah, 4314 BC




2. "Aw c'mon. Who the F#$k is going to find out?"

-- Bill Clinton, 1998


and a drum roll please............!




1. "Geez, I didn't think

they'd get this

F#$king mad."

-- Saddam Hussein, 2003

bitingmidge
3rd June 2006, 10:40 PM
... and when you nipped your thumb on the TS Keith??? :o


P
:D :D :D

keith53
3rd June 2006, 10:47 PM
Almost Peter,

For reaction, see response #10 above :D

Cheers,
Keith

Shedhand
3rd June 2006, 11:03 PM
funny bugger..:D :D :D

Iain
4th June 2006, 10:06 AM
Mucking refarkable fugoodnessake:rolleyes:

Bob38S
4th June 2006, 12:36 PM
Like it ~ good one
Bob

Kev Y.
4th June 2006, 04:20 PM
What about the space shuttle challenger?,

"whats that F#@king button do?"