I have to tell someone

[Grunt]

The wife is at work and there is no one to share with.

I just farted and man did it stink. It was a least a 9 on the smellometer.

[Daddles]

The RSPCA Emergency Response Team are on their way :eek:

Richard

[Chesand]

On a need to know basis, I am not sure that we needed to know

[Andy Mac]

Its only a nine if it made someone else vomit, and a ten if it made yourself vomit:D ... a rating I learned when cooped up in an aircraft fuel tank!

Cheers

[Wongo]

I always share it with my wife and kids and sometimes they do the same too.

You know what they say?

“Families that fart together stink together.”

:D

[Ian007]

your all sick:eek:

[bitingmidge]

Grunt,

Don't you feel just the teensy-weensiest bit hypocritical??

Concerned as you are at the shrinking resource pool, yet you have no compunctions whatsoever to just let methane float off on its inevitable global warming catastrophic course.

Put a cork in it sonny Jim, or we'll all be dead sooner than we think.

Cheers,

P

[johnc]

Keep off the Pal Grunt, it's the only thing that causes a 9 rating, reminiscent of burnt rubber and identified by peeling paint.

John

[AlexS]

The wife is at work and there is no one to share with.


If it was as good as you say, it'll still be there when she gets home.:eek:

[Wongo]

Grunt, keep some in a bottle mate.:D and don't try to light a fire.:eek:

[Zed]

whats invisible and smells like PAL ?

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Just remember: if you can sign it, technically it's not a fart. :rolleyes:

[scooter]

Shut off the pilot light... :eek:

[black1]

ya should try to bottle it and ues it to run ya hot water service on ya farm:cool:

[Kev Y.]

The wife is at work and there is no one to share with.

I just farted and man did it stink. It was a least a 9 on the smellometer.


Thanks Grunt... I needed a good laugh this morning, I would have given you a grenie but the system won't let me..

[DanP]

It was a least a 9 on the smellometer.

Keep practising Grasshopper. You're halfway there...:eek: :cool:

When you clear the room, including yourself, then shall you be worthy...

[Wood Butcher]

Its only a nine if it made someone else vomit, and a ten if it made yourself vomit:D ... a rating I learned when cooped up in an aircraft fuel tank!

Cheers

Thought I would be really considerate and give SWMBO a dutch oven one night. About 1am she was in the toilet throwing up:rolleyes: and around 5am she was in the hospital :eek::eek:. How does that rate???

[Grunt]

Thanks Grunt... I needed a good laugh this morning, I would have given you a grenie but the system won't let me..

That's ok, I nearly gave myself a brownie at the time.

[Grunt]

Thought I would be really considerate and give SWMBO a dutch oven one night. About 1am she was in the toilet throwing up:rolleyes: and around 5am she was in the hospital :eek::eek:. How does that rate???
That's it. That's the last time I sleep with you.

[Auld Bassoon]

Enjoying the Dog Box Rowan? :D

[ozwinner]

Pfeerrrrttttt.
http://www.aperfectworld.org/cartoons/fartgood.gif

More here. (http://images.google.com.au/imgres?imgurl=http://www.aperfectworld.org/cartoons/match.gif&imgrefurl=http://www.aperfectworld.org/fart.htm&h=455&w=424&sz=58&tbnid=SDr3eZQHghOqVM:&tbnh=124&tbnw=115&hl=en&start=3&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dfart%2Bsmell%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D)

Al :p

[Glenn_M]

That's ok, I nearly gave myself a brownie at the time.

Thanks for that Grunt. I don't think I'll ever get all the bourbon and coke out of the keyboaaaaard. At least the monitor was easy to clean.....

Cheers,

Glenn